How do you control your the gym boners?

>>35965795
By hooking up there mostIy.

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I look at my phone with the screen off.

>>35965795
>imblying
I look up soft core stuff on my phone between sets for that test boost which I siphon off from my half boner

That works right?

home gym

>>35965831
careful you don't get banned, anon

>>35965810
shame on you

I don't.

>>35965899
found the beta... this game is too easy bros c'mon

I go on /fit/ and read the fucking sticky.

>>35965917
Wtf are you talking about mang. Controlling your boner is for faggots and cucks. True alphas hang dong on everyone with no apologies or emberrasment

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>>35965795
take a deep breath breh

>>35965931
oh sorry man, jeez i thought you mean 'i don't get boners in the gym'...

yeah dawg 100% let that shit shine

Just flip it up into the waistband

And then get embarrassed when the tip shows out when your shirt lifts up

>>35965795
I'm focused on my workout and I don't look at anybody while I'm working out. It's less to do with trying to maintain focus and more about not wanting to spill spaghetti.

>>35965795

Think about my dog getting hit by a car.

Works every time.

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>>35965997

>just the tip

>>35965795
I edged myself in between sets before I got banned from the gym

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>Doing gay ass decline situps for pt test practice
>completely soaked in sweat from doing previous exercises
>See yoga pants move to a machine literally 2 feet to my right
>She starts doing some weird curl shit
>Her legs are wide open and her knees are practically touching me
>She has headphones and is moaning with every rep.
>Sounds very primal and sexual
>On no fap
>Erection ensues
>Sit like an autist on the decline situp bench all crooked and scoliosis like trying to play it cool
>thinking of /fit/ and spilled sphagetti
>mindlessly looking at phone
>moans continue
>Finally get up at half mast and move to other machine to get view of qt
>It's a 50 year old hispanic woman
>Yeb Bush Guac Bowl merchant waifu type
>She proceeds to do situps on the completely sweat drenched bench I was just on

It was pretty hawt tbqh senpai. She literally bathed in my sweet and mired. Probably some NCO's wife

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If you are getting boners in the gym, you are doing something wrong.

One easy way to get rid off a boner is by flexing muscles. Your body routes the blood far from your penis into whatever you are flexing (try it, It takes 30-40 seconds).

If you are at the gym, "working out" and somehow you get a boner, you are probably not even exercising.

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>>35966740

You must be asexual.

>>35966750
You must be a teenager

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>>35965795
Why contain it?

>>35966740
or maybe he's 15 yo

>>35966740
>reroute power to main deflector

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>>35965810

>>35966740
Thanks. This explains why I nevet get a boner in the gym

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>tfw see qtpie thick latina at gym every night
>a few months ago she was pretty unfortunately chubby but now she's fine as fuck, she must have lost 40 lbs
>she looks like the girls in high test threads
>we often make eye contact and she smiles but I never say anything to her because I'm a beta faggot

Tomorrows the day guys...

>>35967174

Hurry up dude, at some time she'll realize she's fine as fuck now and won't give you the light of the day. Make use of her still being a chubby in her own mind.

>>35967198
I'm another anon but how would you even approach them? I pretty much try to ignore everyone when I lift.

My dick gets so shriveled from the pre workout that it would be impossible for me to get a boner

>>35967214
this
I wouldn't want anyone to bother me while i'm training

>>35966795
rofl

>>35965810
No wonder, you have a phone for ants

>>35965795
I don't, I let them fuel my test.

>not working out with a permaboner
>making it

>>35966691
Is that elliott hulse?

>>35966740
This so much, my dick is so fukken small and flaccid after lifting a little bit coz the pump. I can get slightly horny at the gym as I'm on that there test-e but that's only a small chub I get and it'll go away after a set of any exercise that I'm doing.

>>35965795
>he can maintain an erection in the gym
Lift heavier.

>>35965795
>lifting
>still having enough blood for it to go into a boner
CMON

>>35968100
yes..back when most of his content was insane new-age nonsense and broscience

>>35966740
Wow, someone on /fit/ who actually knows something correct about the human body. I'm amazed.

>girl moaning while doing hip thrusts next to me

>>35970244
isn't it anymore?

>>35970492
If that was correct then how cane peopel exert themselves physically and maintain a boner? Blood continually resupplies on oxygen its not some finite resource you fucking moron. When you exercise heavy it takes your mind off sex because of pain and concentration.

>>35972407
during sex*

>>35965795
Don't go to the cardio section

>>35967214
Don't approach in the gym.

Don't shit where you eat.

>>35965795

I don't. I.. can't get it up

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>tfw go to men's only gym

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>>35966740
He tells himself this to justify the fact he loses his erection when having sex and being active

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>>35970538
>tfw qt walks by doing db lunges emitting faint, erotic moans that reverberate through her tiny frame

>>35966740
This. I used to do this when I'd get an inconvenient boner in class or something, usually would work in a minute or two even if completely solid, not even joking.

>>35966737
Careful bro, you'll probably have a SAPR case on your hands if someone catches you with a chub at the base gym.

>>35972820
This. Why risk it, unless it's that important to you.

>>>35965795
>I edged myself in between sets before I got banned from the gym

Not you again. Literally the edgelord

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>>35965795
This anon has a solution for your troubles op

>warmup sets
>loading the bar
>see cardiobunny ass out the corner of my eye
>stare
>boner
>whoops
>go to put the weight on the other side of the bar
>dude in the other squat rack is staring at my boner
>wtf.jpg
and i never got a boner at the gym again

>>35967068
Lololol

>>35975585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V3za8RrY00
For those of you who don't want to type it out

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>>35975687
You are mvp man, a true mvp.
here is the second version of this pic, many anons posted their own versions, i saved 3 of them.

My dick is always at its tiniest when I'm lifting. Stims + pump leaves my dick turtling breh

Think about my dead grandmother

Erectile dysfunction.

>>35972882
That's why you're getting boners

>>35965808
pfft, go to bed

You can't. Just sport that shit and be proud of your masculinity.

>>35965795
If you're getting gym boners, you're probably not working hard enough.

>>35965795

This is how you kill the boner

>clench your pelvic floor as hard as you can
>pull your balls into your body
>breathe into your abdomen using your diaphragm
>when you exhale, press your tongue against the roof of your mouth and relax your pelvic floor

Practice makes perfect. After working on it I can kill a boner on the edge of orgasm this way.

>>35966740
Also is it normal that I felt my balls retracting while I was doing deadlift the other day ?

I felt them going up.

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>>35965795

Tucking and taping with sticking plasters.

>>35976403

Completely normal.

>>35976860
Can you help with this >>35975544

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>>35966726
you're not actually that guy

but the possibility that you are makes me upset

>>35977535
what the fuck does this mean?

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i jack off at least daily so im almost never horny

ive never popped a boner at the gym lol

>implying my gym has anything to pop a boner at
mfw if only. i go to an LA fitness and its the most male-skewed gym in the nation. We have (I counted multiple times lol, i get bored on the treadmill) a 12% female rate. and 1 in 10 of those are below 6/10. Its pretty fucking abysmal.

>>35977570
Guess youre not the guy
Pls be the guy 2 and share when it happens though

>>35967068
top kek

>>35972407

You've never fucked a bitch hard enough that your dick went limp before you came?

Doing it wrong desu

>>35977694
stfu

>>35977388
Don't make Trappy turn off her trip in non routine gen. threads bc people keep bugging her

>>35977388
ignore this, I'm retarded.