>Doing gay ass decline situps for pt test practice
>completely soaked in sweat from doing previous exercises
>See yoga pants move to a machine literally 2 feet to my right
>She starts doing some weird curl shit
>Her legs are wide open and her knees are practically touching me
>She has headphones and is moaning with every rep.
>Sounds very primal and sexual
>On no fap
>Sit like an autist on the decline situp bench all crooked and scoliosis like trying to play it cool
>thinking of /fit/ and spilled sphagetti
>mindlessly looking at phone
>Finally get up at half mast and move to other machine to get view of qt
>It's a 50 year old hispanic woman
>Yeb Bush Guac Bowl merchant waifu type
>She proceeds to do situps on the completely sweat drenched bench I was just on
It was pretty hawt tbqh senpai. She literally bathed in my sweet and mired. Probably some NCO's wife
If you are getting boners in the gym, you are doing something wrong.
One easy way to get rid off a boner is by flexing muscles. Your body routes the blood far from your penis into whatever you are flexing (try it, It takes 30-40 seconds).
If you are at the gym, "working out" and somehow you get a boner, you are probably not even exercising.
>tfw see qtpie thick latina at gym every night
>a few months ago she was pretty unfortunately chubby but now she's fine as fuck, she must have lost 40 lbs
>she looks like the girls in high test threads
>we often make eye contact and she smiles but I never say anything to her because I'm a beta faggot
Tomorrows the day guys...
This so much, my dick is so fukken small and flaccid after lifting a little bit coz the pump. I can get slightly horny at the gym as I'm on that there test-e but that's only a small chub I get and it'll go away after a set of any exercise that I'm doing.
If that was correct then how cane peopel exert themselves physically and maintain a boner? Blood continually resupplies on oxygen its not some finite resource you fucking moron. When you exercise heavy it takes your mind off sex because of pain and concentration.
He tells himself this to justify the fact he loses his erection when having sex and being active
>tfw qt walks by doing db lunges emitting faint, erotic moans that reverberate through her tiny frame
This anon has a solution for your troubles op
>loading the bar
>see cardiobunny ass out the corner of my eye
>go to put the weight on the other side of the bar
>dude in the other squat rack is staring at my boner
and i never got a boner at the gym again
You are mvp man, a true mvp.
here is the second version of this pic, many anons posted their own versions, i saved 3 of them.
This is how you kill the boner
>clench your pelvic floor as hard as you can
>pull your balls into your body
>breathe into your abdomen using your diaphragm
>when you exhale, press your tongue against the roof of your mouth and relax your pelvic floor
Practice makes perfect. After working on it I can kill a boner on the edge of orgasm this way.
Tucking and taping with sticking plasters.
you're not actually that guy
but the possibility that you are makes me upset
i jack off at least daily so im almost never horny
ive never popped a boner at the gym lol
>implying my gym has anything to pop a boner at
mfw if only. i go to an LA fitness and its the most male-skewed gym in the nation. We have (I counted multiple times lol, i get bored on the treadmill) a 12% female rate. and 1 in 10 of those are below 6/10. Its pretty fucking abysmal.