After the incident yesterday at the Mexican food stand, Rich has gone on a rampage. Meanwhile Donald Trump, who rumour has it is a mutant in a human costume, surges ahead in New Hampshire coming one step closer to victory for the mutant 5% race over humankind. The only people standing between the 5%ers and world domination are the Mexicans who are all believed to possess the 95% gene. Will the Mexicans manage to defeat these menaces? Will Rich ever reach 310lbs? What the fuck does Love It KILL IT mean?? Find out now on today's all new episode of Bigger By The Day.
if you're not speeding with one knee while eating a cookie and injecting growth into your knees on your way to in-n-out at 12:57 PM without a licence, are you really doing whatever it takes?
Just fucking look at him at the beginning of his videos. He's always hunched over cause he doesn't even have the energy to sit upright, and he looks and sounds like he just wants to go back to sleep.
He is hunched over because he is hiding is body, he is self conscious about how his pecs are hanging low or whatever, hard to know what overly self critic reason he has for it. To think that he can barely stand up and has to hunch over because of that is fucking hilarious bro
What is his deal? "i only sleep 2-3 hours a night, this is definitively the least sleep i have in my whole life in the making of this bigger by the day"
It is like is wanting to live on the edge and be in danger. Like how he goes late all the time, it is like he is self sabotaging or some shit
>hunched over in the morning
>high blood pressure
>skips on cardio cause it's too hard
>in pain every day
>drinks most of his calories
>has food delivered in plastic boxes
>unfocussed while driving
Is he literally 90 years old?
What exactly does he do with his time when he is not training? In training is this
>30 mins of cardio
>gym 1-2 hours?
>feeder workout? 15-30 mins?
Daily workouts is like 3 hours.
He does not make his own food so no time spent there, shakes are fast as fuck to make.
Why he always late got damn it?
>mfw it's time for my daily scoop of piano man
These videos make me so happy
Running a small business takes a lot of time. There's a lot of small tasks that, however minor, need to be taken care of for everything to function and when you have a dozen of them to do in one day it eats up a lot of time. Not to mention editing videos, training, eating, and all the other miscellaneous errands that come with modern life.
I left /fit/ for a year and a half when the Rich Piana memes were first starting to pick up momentum.
When I came back I was kind of relieved to find out that he was still alive. Like, he actually seems like a somewhat likeable human being. I'll legit be sad when he dies.
gOOD Job OP. Quite the chuckle. 8 out of 10 -ign
How likely is it that he will actually die this year? He literally looks atrocious in these videos haha. I am so glad he is documenting this. It's weird because he doesn't even look THAT much bigger than he was when he went "off cycle" at the end of 2015.
WOULD YOU BET MONEY ON HIM DYING THIS YEAR?
>Knee is fucked
>btw guys my knee is fucked
>Do Leg exercises
>Update: my knee is fucked
>don't have time to get more stem cells put in tho cuz I'm too busy working out all day
what a guy
his financial gains are bigger than his muscle gains
>tfw poor skinny fat manlet with no gf
kill myself when?
I've seen him eat straight from the box so I assume he heats up the food in the box as well.
I figured it out. His otherwise lethal levels of test gets balanced out by the obscene amounts of BPA and xenoestrogens he digests, levelling out at just above average test
JUST FUCK MY KNEE UP FAMILIA
WHO HERE THINKS BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF INFLAMMATION FROM THE FOOD AND CHEMICALS THIS GUY PUTS IN HIS BODY WILL CAUSE HIM TO KILL SARA AND THE BLACK GUY HE WORKS OUT WITH?
THIS GUY IS LIKE A FUCKING TICKING TIME BOMB
Sipping on my all day you may while watching rich! How neat is that?
he spends all night editing videos, goes for a fast food run with his wife at midnight, does his feeder workouts and goes to bed around 2 or 3 am
then he gets up at 5 am
you know 2 hours of sleep a day you know whatever it takes goddammit
I mean, if you want to read about how great an Anti-American Communist is, you can go to Reddit. This is an AMERICAN anime image board, that stands for everything it takes to Make America Great Again.
>i was under the impression he was, in fact, wealthy and could afford someone doing that shit for him
He said this (and his social media) are personal things for him and it would not make logical sense if he would let others manage it for him. I think he said this on Day 36, right babe?
Wew lad, OP here. I tried making it a story about Rich attacking Mexicans in the last video and linked it into how Trump happened to be winning NH at the time this one was filmed to make Rich seem more anti-Mexican for the bants. I didn't intentionally shill for Trump in this post.
(That said I am a huge supporter of Trump, he is definitely a 5%er who is willing to do WHATEVER IT TAKES when it comes to both finance and politics)
>to make Rich seem more anti-Mexican for the bants
His name is literally Piana, he grew up in Northern California with beaners, spent most of his adult life in Los Angeles with beaners, and fucking loves mexican food.
ive been doing feeders everyday since the series came out. i havent progressed at all, im cutting but shouldnt i get better at some point ayyy lmao
can do like max 40 lateral before i want to kill myself and 20-30 of the bent one
>watching Rich massacre Mexicans while being comfy under a blanket and drinking a cup of hot cocoa
>2 onions, no onion. Oh yeah 2 extra large onions
>spooked by his own "COME ON"
This episode was mildly amusing.
Macoroni grill cheaped out on us and now their chicken is processed fucking shit
>tfw staying up late for no reason cycling the same few tabs wasting time you could be sleeping, nothing is ever worth staying up
LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN DOING ONE PLATE
DID SOMEONE TELL HIM 90% OF HIS GAINS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS WORK OUT SO HE CAN JUST SKIP LEGS BEFORE HIS KNEE FLIES OUT AND KILLS SOMEONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GYM
My mom writes gay porn for a living, found this on her computer.
>“Please, Donald,” Justin urged, his voice breathier than anticipated. “Please...I need you inside me.”
>“I am inside you,” the Donald smirked, but his face was red and Justin realised - with much satisfaction - that the Donald couldn’t hold out much longer.
>“Your cock,” Justin said. “I want your cock inside me.”
>Those words broke the spell, and the Donald pulled his - admittedly wonderfully talented - fingers out of Justin, who eagerly spread his legs and allowed the Donald to fall between them.
>The Donald quickly lubed his cock and pressed himself against Justin’s hole, pushing inside him much more urgently than he had with his fingers, like a true belieber.
>Justin closed his eyes in bliss as the Donald’s cock filled him, then opened them again when the Donald’s fingers curled against his cheek. The Donald was staring at him, his eyes wide and glassy, filled with awe, and Justin couldn’t tear his eyes away.
>Justin tightened his legs around the Donald’s waist, pulling him in deeper. The Donald’s pace quickened, and he thrust into Justin hard and fast, both of them letting out a string of moans.
>Justin moved his hand to his own cock, stroking himself in time, and with the Donald’s cock filling him and slamming into his prostate, it didn’t take him long to find release. His walls clamped around the Donald, triggering the Donald’s own orgasm, and he closed his eyes and moaned loudly as he came inside Justin.
>The Donald collapsed bonelessly onto Justin, both of them sweaty and panting heavily. Justin caught the Donald’s eye and grinned, and the Donald smiled shakily back.
I like Rich, what I don't like however is all the bodybuilders being like "if you can, you do 30 even though your program says 26, go all the way every time". It might be sound advice for ppl on steroids but I cringe when natty dyels believe this shit to be true for them.
HE'S DONE MORE DRUGS THAN YOU'VE HAD FOOD, EVER. You're not gonna look like these guys, fuck you fucking maggots.
My name is rich piano I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my nipples are a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach vacuums. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use 4 scoops of deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use 4 shots of stem cells to ease the pain in my joints, then a couple of shots of synthol, and on the face a couple of shots of botox. Then I inject 4 scoops of real food into my veins which I leave to be absorbed directly into my arms for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use gear with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look smaller. Then testosterone, then d-drol followed by a lemon cookie. There is an idea of a rich piano some kind of abstraction, but there is no human only a mutant something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable I have simply left humanity behind
So last month I met Rich Piana at his supplement stand at a convention. I was looking for some 51/50 and naturally some mutant mass powder, Rich looked at me and smiled, and told me that he had some free samples in the back room. I followed him in, and he led me through poorly-lit hallways and into a room with a table that looked like a medieval torture device, attached to it were several 5% jugs full of mutant mass. But as I looked at them, Rich suddenly grabbed me and threw me on the table, where it immediately had some sort of locking device that kept me on the table with my ass in the air and mouth locked open. I felt my pants being pulled off and soon felt a thick cock slide into my ass. At first it was painful but after a few minutes I had 'opened up' so to speak. He came around to my mouth and i was forced to suck his dick clean, practically licking off yesterdays lunch. Now heres where it gets weird, he pressed a button on the wall and the table began to vibrate slightly...in the mirror in front of me i could see the mutant mass and other Rich Piana products being mixed into a 5% jug by the machine, and after a few minutes a scooper came down and scooped the powder into my already gaping ass. Rich went around and began pounding me again, ramming the mutant powder deeper into my ass. Eventually he came and i tried to fart or ** out the powder along with his cum. But instead he came to my mouth again and i was forced to suck off all the mutant powder and cum that was on his dick..after a few minutes, the 51/50 got to me and i began to feel dizzy, everything was spinning around me and the last thing i remember was Rich saying 'hope you fuckin liked youre free fuckin samples'. I woke up this morning on my kitchen floor, barely able to walk and surrounded by 5% jugs, and 3 bottles of each of the Rich Piana products. I checked the scale and I had gained 30 pounds of lean muscle. I guess Rich's products really do work, but at what cost?
It's still expensive tho. If you're doing whatever it takes to get money so you can buy property to rent it out so you will have other people pay off your mortgage and have several properties when you retire, it's better to prepare your own food. In California prices $6 translates to half a pound of filleted chicken breasts. You can get cheap carb sources if you buy them in bulk. You also save time if you cook in bulk. However if your work requires you to be away from your home so much that you can't cook, those $6 are a deal compared to the $10-$12 alternatives (eating out, other actual packaged meals.)
It's also one of the most entertaining bits of every video.