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>mfw a 5'9 210lb purple belt at my BJJ would be able to kill every single one of you with his bare hands and take your woman home with him
>there are still people on /fit/ who will remain anonymous and spout "but I'm 6'4 and weigh more so theres no way he'll win'
>mfw those weak cowards will NEVER upload shirtless selfies with timestamp to prove themselves and they will NEVER stop into a BJJ gym to prove themselves
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>Mfw he wastes all his time, money, and energy so no one could fuck with him, but I could just pop his ass
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>b-b-but who cares?
>I-I train too look good and for girls
>L-l-l-lets see how tough he is when I pull my gun out!!!

Let me sum up how stupid this argument is
>at bar with ur gf
>some guy, who is more alpha than you, who is shorter than you, and looks less muscular than you, who is more confident than you, takes your GF by the waist and says 'ditch that loser and get yourself a real hero'
>*pulls out gun, shoots him*
>you end up going to jail for 25 years - life
>your gf dumps you, you spend the rest of your life getting raped in jail, but it was all worth it because you showed that BJJ guy who was boss with your gun!!


Now, if you were an alpha martial artist with confidence, it'd go down differently
>at bar with ur gf
>some guy comes up, puts his hand around ur gfs waist and tries to steal her
>you grab him by the shoulder, turn him around and say 'you looking for trouble, punk?'
>he's a martial artist so he remains confident
>yfw you're also a martial artist so both confidences are colliding
>the tension diminishes when you both realize you're lethal and fighting won't get you anywhere
>you shake hands, exchange numbers and become friends
>you start training together and he becomes a bro that always has your back
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>>35936754
>mfw his insecurity is bigger than his obvious 3"
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>jiu-jitsu
nice, if you're going to be a manlet with autism can you at least flaunt a martial art worth a shit in a street fight?
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This was like making a post about how your friend is a great racing driver and could out-lap us.
Shit, I bet I play the guitar better than him. What is your point? This is a fitness board.
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>>35936855
If you were not autistic, and actually went outside and socialized you would realize shit like this would never happen.

But lets say this dude did approach me like this.

>at bar with my gf (even though I don't date, I just hit it and quit it.)
>some guy comes up, puts his hand around my gfs waist and tries to steal her
>Gf calls him a creep and tells him to fuck off, and me and my gf walk away

But lets say he than tried to start shit
>Flash my gun
> say "fuck off" and walk away
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>>35936950
>flash him my gun

ouch, that edge

meanwhile, the reality, youre a skinmy virgin that leaves his house once a week
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> be 6'4
> do kickboxing for 14 years
> mma for two years
> a little judo and bjj
> currently doing kudo
If street fights are ever a serious consideration for you then you need to mature beyond the mental afe of a 15 year old and/or stop living in a third world shithole.
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>>35936839

Inb4 pipebomb
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>>35936888
>le street fight meme
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>>35937006
Lol, I am pretty skinny, but I'm not a virgin. You're just mad because i proved that martial arts training is pointless
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>>35937037
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>>35936754
I feel like you put a lot of work into this so here's a you
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>>35936754

That's all well and good, Mr. Frogposter. But what happens to this manlet with a snowstorm hits?
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>>35936950
>If you were not autistic, and actually went outside and socialized you would realize shit like this would never happen.

But it does. I was out at a bar and a group of backpackers were sitting next to me and a mate. There were a couple of guys in the group but the girls were more interested in talking to us. At the end of the night one of the guys was crying out the front of the bar because the girl wanted to go home with me instead of with him.

Mate is 175cm (roughly 5'8) and I'm 180cm (5'10) and the backpacker guy was at least 6'2 if not taller.


>Flash my gun
>say "fuck off" and walk away

How that situation would really go down

>Flash my gun

>Guy dobs you into the cops
>you are never allowed to own a firearm again
>guy proceeds to beat you up every week for the rest of your life.
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>>35936754

>implying fighting a manlet, any manlet, is a sound strategy.

This is a lose-lose situation.

-If I win, then I'm arrested and/or sued for beating the crap out of a little guy

-If I lose, then I've just gotten the crap kicked out of me by a little guy

The best thing to do in this situation is stand there with my girl and delight in the little guys circus act. There is nothing on this earth more entertaining than a little guy trying to pick a fight.
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>>35936754
Blaha is that you?
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>>35937246
I don't think some guy walking around trying to start fights is going to call the cops on anyone.
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>>35937357

>some guy

No, a manlet
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>>35937246
Alright
>Don't Flash my gun
>call him a dumb manlet
>let him beat the shit out me
>call the police
>he gets arrested
>sue him for assault, and sexual harassment
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>>35937406

>not bopping him on the head with a wooden stick and collecting the 40 gold coins
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>>35937406

Don't think that would work out for you though.

How this usually goes down;

>Don't Flash my gun
>call him a dumb manlet
>let him beat the shit out me
>he walks away
>no one seems to know who he is
>no footage of incident
>GF is gone too
>he is fucking her

That last bit I just threw in there but the rest is pretty spot on.
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>>35937515
So how the fuck can this guy beat the shit out of me, and get away with it with no one knowing, but if I flash my gun for half a second I'm going to be in jail no doubt?
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>>35937594
the fuck are you guys on about?
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>>35937594

Because when a fight breaks out everyone gets caught up in the commotion. It's all over quickly and the winner usually just walks off because not too many people want to stop a guy that just flogged the fuck out of someone.

You flash a gun, he can take details. You would be smug and think nothing of it, staying at the bar/club to show your dominance, it's a social status thing that you very much get caught up in. He calls the police and having a gun involved they will respond quicker to just a drunken bar brawl. If the cops don't just shoot you dead you'll get done for brandishing a weapon.
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>>35937696
aight fine,
>at bar with gf
>some guy comes up, puts his hand around gfs waist and tries to steal her
>grab his cock and say "if you want her boy cock, you will have to give me yours"
>dude is weirded out and leaves us alone
I'm not gay, and my gf iwould not be a tranny, but I would just say some fucked up lie to get him to piss off.
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>>35937784
i meant girl cock*
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>>35937784

That's how you get rid of people. I usually just start fake hitting on the guy trying that shit.
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>>35937793

Sure you did
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>>35936754
>implying i didn't wrestle for 10 years and can't pin you in 10 seconds
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>>35937099

Are you pipebomb guy?

Does he still hang out here or is he on /k/?
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>>35937858

>implying getting buttfucked by your dad counts as wrestling
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>>35936754
>implying I didn't do interprotive dance for 10 years and couldn't dance around you while you stand there looking stupid
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>>35936754
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I have my 2 stripe brown belt OP, and my striking game is currently on par (muay thai whole life) dad's Thai so he bred me this way.. I really pray you don't think you're unstoppable because you're a nurple erkle.. you manlets are always so anxious for a fight... why?
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>>35936754
>blow job jitsu
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>>35939495

>I'm a bad ass
>I win all my fights
>I was bred to fight

"Why do people want to fight me?"

>it's not them it's you

Also

>thai
>not a manlet
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>>35936754

Wait, you're bragging about some dude you know from karate class?

Can your dad beat up my dad too? Are you every insecure 9 year old ever?
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>>35936855

You excited about starting high school next year son?
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>>35936855

>implying you could even get into the bars that I go to.

There's a reason she's with me in the first place and it is somewhat related to the fact that I don't have to associate with ponytails like you who think barfights are a normal part of life thanks to classism.
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>>35937696

Unless of course you live in one of the many many places where it is legal to carry a weapon.

Why would I be the type of guy to have my gun on me at all times but choose to live in some liberal shithole?
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>Weebs vs Rednecks: the thread
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>>35936754
isn't there a containment board for you weebs who think sparring will make you good at fighting where people are actually trying to seriously hurt someone else? do you seriously think you're going to get a 1v1 fair fight style in a club environment where the bouncers come in and throw whoever is trying to be the weeb killing machine?
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>>35936855
This isn't the bizarro /fit/ thread.
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>>35939860

I won't guarantee but I'm pretty sure you can still get done for brandishing a weapon. Maybe a misdemeanor but it's usually a law.

I have been known to be wrong, but it's such a faggy thing to do anyway. It literally says;

>I can't fight for myself I need a tool to level the playing field

Sounds gay
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>>35936754

>2010+6
>doing pleb martial art and not not Wing Chun Kung Fu

It is like you want to be a faggot OP
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>>35936754
>5'9
what's he gonna do, jump up and punch my ankle?
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>>35936754
You don't just overpower women and take them home, that's literally rape you creepy freak
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>>35940469

>You in a fight with a little guy
>you are the taller guy
>same result with a weaker opponent
>i'm implying old ladies would beat you
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>>35940048
> 2016
> not doing a martial art because it's fun
Don't get me wrong, OPs a faggot and if getting in a fight is even a consideration then you need to finish puberty and/or not live in a third world shithole.
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>>35940469 rekt by>>35940750
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>>35936839

>Woke up quick at about 4
>just thought i had to go the grocery store
>gotta get my tendies before the day begins
>before my mother notices my pee pee tins
>about to go and damn near got cucked
>young chads on the path in a big white truck
>ran to my house to grab my poop sock
>with a big load for chad thundercock
>bailed outside, flung my poo grenade
>just as i thought, across the hood it sprayed
>jumped on my bike with my waifu cushion
>feels good man. the pedals im pushin
>then i let my iPod play
>listening to J-pop almost every day
>it was senpai senpai the top of the list
>then i play my own shit it goes something like this

>it never came easy to me
>what you call sexual intimacy
>i know you might not believe
>but would i lie about this? Oh please
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>>35936855

Lol, guy grabbed my girl before and she told him to fuck off came up to me and started making out with me right there. The guy had a nicer car and was actually a pretty good looking dude.

When you're no longer in college, you realize that women are not as bad... Yeah they're very slutty in HS and college, a college chick would prob see what you would do but eventually they grow out of that shit and just want to find someone that makes them happy. It's not even ugly girls either, you just have to find a girl who was raised properly.

Stay away from promiscuous girls, girls who party 24/7 and girls who really have no ambition or direction in life. Best advice I can give you is find a girl who doesn't have one night stands... it really does make them a different breed of woman. My gf slept with 2 of her exs... but aside from that never had casual sex, desu I trust her more than I've ever trusted any woman in my life.
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>>35940750
did he survive it looks like the ref jumped on his back
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>>35940303
The only gay thing in this thread is you, you cock sucking whore.
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>>35936754
It's a bit early for bait threads, OP
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>>35940750
That was a risky move.
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I wonder how many swirlies OP got in highschool
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>>35940750
>guys is one whole human head taller than the other fighter
>doesn't use his reach advantage and jumps in where the other guy can easily fight back
>backs up into a corner
>manlet proceeds to jump off the ground to throw a kick high enough to reach other guy's head
>lanklord doesn't seem to register that spinning after a kick isn't normal
>receives a kick straight to the dome and falls like a mighty sequoyah tree
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