about how many calories would I burn petting a cat for an

I WANT TO DO THAT

>>35800500
4 or 5

is the cat living or dead?

>>35800512
chewing a piece of gum burns more calories than that. it has to be higher.

Depends on how you're petting, the intensity of the petting and the length of the cat.

I recommend HIIP.

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>not lifting cats

Are you even TRYING to make it?

Post a video, so we can see if you have proper cat petting form.

You don't want to injure yourself

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>>35800596
take this larger version

>>35800662
Y-you too

>>35800649
I will try if the thread is still alive when I get home. Going to see a band, burn some calories bobbing my knees.

>>35800649
This.

We'll also need to know your strokes per minute and length of motions to figure an accurate calorie number. Also, are you petting with or against the grain of its fur? Is the cat there of its own free will, or is it trying to escape? That all can make a huge difference in calories burned

>doing crossfit routine
>time to try cat petting
>kipping every pet
>strain hand muscles
cat hates me now too

>>35800529
>HIIP
Oh no, poor kitty :(

>>35800703
>bobbing my knees
the only time half repping is acceptable

>>35800732
My cat loves hiip...especialy when I snap her tail at the end

>>35800500
that looks like my old kitty

>>35800662
Thor confirmed for manlet.

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>>35800649
>>35800712
>>35800703

delivering

>>35800500

regular or heavy petting?

>>35802864
dude, your form is way off

>>35800596
lmao1cat!

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>>35802864
the cat is roughly 8 lbs
the rug is ~150 knots per square inch

I'm not sure how to divide that

>>35800500
cats are best

my cat greets me out front of my house when i get back from the gym

Holy shit thats a cutepie kittie.

Would pet till 4%, bf.

>>35804687
My cat does that too :)
She's genuinely happy when I get back from work

>>35800500
Depnds on whether the cat consents.

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>>35804687
>>35804765
>finally, the can opener is back.

>>35800500
>Cat
>not having a lion

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>>35804838
>liking lions

>>35804846
>imply a cat won't do that

reminds me of the guy who asked /fit/ if he get microgainz when 15 purring cats laying on him...

>>35804863
Please tell me he posted a vid with sound.

>>35804873
unfortunately no. he was a shitposting faggot like everybody else here.

>>35802943
thats a nice looking cat. i would let it inside my house.

Bout trii fidi

>>35802864
That is a nice looking cat.

I would pet that cat.

Meow meow meow

>>35806245
:3

FUCK IM AT UNI NOW AND I DONT HAVE MY CAT WITH ME.

SNUGGLE-PUSS I MISS YOU I WANT TO CUDDLE WUDDLE YOU AND RUB YOU ON MY FACEY-WACEY.

GODDAMMIT FUCKING SHIT I NEED TO PET A FUCKING CAT.

REEEEEEEEEE

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Upgrade to Maine coon, 25lbs of fluff for max catlifts.

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>>35800662
>I know they're giants, but Thor being that fucking tiny compared to them is just retarded.

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>>35806293
>mfw want to get a nice kitty cat
>mfw also want a cute pupper
>mfw can't decide

Guess I'll have neither

>>35807559
>Guess I'll have neither
>not having BOTH to maximize pet gains

Get a load of this faggot

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Old photo, but Ally just arrived in time for this post and is sitting precisely in the position pictured.

>>35804846
natural selection at its best

look at the retard kid going back to its parent as its being attacked, its like it wants to die

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Gotta pet big to get big c'mon

>>35808766
that is a very cat looking cat

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>>35808766
qt

>>35806407
want

>>35804846
I thought it was the female lions that did the hunting?

>>35808766
I have cat that looks like that one. Except mine is a cunt that ambushes ankles and bites my nose when I sleep

>>35800662
That's a big cat.

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Not many to be honest family unit.

>>35811931
for you