about how many calories would I burn petting a cat for an hour?
>not lifting cats
Are you even TRYING to make it?
We'll also need to know your strokes per minute and length of motions to figure an accurate calorie number. Also, are you petting with or against the grain of its fur? Is the cat there of its own free will, or is it trying to escape? That all can make a huge difference in calories burned
the cat is roughly 8 lbs
the rug is ~150 knots per square inch
I'm not sure how to divide that
>finally, the can opener is back.
FUCK IM AT UNI NOW AND I DONT HAVE MY CAT WITH ME.
SNUGGLE-PUSS I MISS YOU I WANT TO CUDDLE WUDDLE YOU AND RUB YOU ON MY FACEY-WACEY.
GODDAMMIT FUCKING SHIT I NEED TO PET A FUCKING CAT.
Upgrade to Maine coon, 25lbs of fluff for max catlifts.
>I know they're giants, but Thor being that fucking tiny compared to them is just retarded.
>mfw want to get a nice kitty cat
>mfw also want a cute pupper
>mfw can't decide
Guess I'll have neither
Old photo, but Ally just arrived in time for this post and is sitting precisely in the position pictured.