>lentils

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>cottage cheese

>>35772558
This already failed once with Quinoa, let it go man. Some people just arent funny.

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>>35772558
>no bread

I just can't man. I just can't. Fuck you guys for making the "bread is evil" meme

>>35772558
>>35772684
>>35773804
All three of those things are delicious and extremely versatile.

>>35773826
Eat multigrain when possible, you only have to avoid it when cutting, anon.

>>35773835
I agree with you, thats why i said its stupid. I literally just ate a bowl of Quinoa and chicken breast.

>>35773835
but I'm cutting all the time man

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>>35772558
Gringo detected

>>35772558
I eat lentils literally every night.

Lentils have estrogen, right?

>>35773882
Poo in Loo who tries to pass himself off as Hispanic detected.

>>35773925
No, for the love of god let this meme die.

>>35774941
Guys how do you eat lentils? I microwaved some canned ones and had to throw them away because it so plain

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>vegetables

>>35775035
Get a bag of uncooked shits.
Throw in your rice cooker.
Throw in some spices (avoid salt, fats.)
Cook
Eat.
Good as shit.

>>35775035
I like adding red wine vinegar to lentils

>>35775243
damn nigga I do too. and a splash of EVOO.

>>35775035
>dice onion
>heat oil on pot
>when oil is hot, put onion in
>when onion is yellow/transparent, put lentils in
>add a little of water, like 1 cm or 2
>let the water absorb
>when it's starting to get thick spice that shit up: garlic, salt, pepper, maybe even tomato concentrate
>serve

>>35775255
me too, forgot to mention the EVOO

>>35775287
NICE la

Shoutout to grandma for making the best lentil soup when I was younger

>>35775271
Are you Greek?

>>35775035
Canned ones usually come without spices or sauce so you can add your own you stupid shit

>>35775329
close, italian

>>35775341
greets from greece italianbro

food brings us all together

>>35775341
Ayy there neighbor
We should go to bed though.

>>35775348
pay debts

>>35773835
You dont have to avoid it at all. Just factor in bread when you're counting calories

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>>35775360
Of course mate, I get lost too often trying to live the dream

>>35775348
Greetings mate. but please pay the debts now.

>>35775371
>>35775389
I'll just pay it off with some lentil soup tb quite h

Germans love lentils right? : ^)

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>When you want to lose weight and don't care for bread and love cottage cheese, lentils and all that other healthy shut everyone seems to butch about

Anyone else like gungo peas? I like gungo peas and rice with jerk chicken breast.

>>35775371
I'm not paying a debt I didn't create, fuck off

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>>35775401
nope they are all about cous cous and kebab now

we tricked the germans again, brother. let's laugh at them together

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>cheat meals

post rare drakes fampais

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>>35775422
>mfw someone tells me to pay denbts

GREES WINS AGAIN

>>35775389
that picture is literally my life except more fapping

>>35775472
same for mebut I wake up at 2 PM. I really have it out of control and don't know how to fix it

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>veganism

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>>35775441

>mince some cloves of garlic
>sautee until fragrant
>dice onion, celery and carrots
>sautee until onions are soft and translucent
>throw in dry lentils and cover 1-2 inches with water (or broth if you think you're hot shit)
>add salt, pepper, smidge of cumin, liberal amount of thyme
>cook until lentils are soft, ~35-50 minutes
>add liquid as necessary, keeping lentils just barely covered
>slice up some protein, precooked or prepared earlier
>I like andouille sausage, but shredded chicken, bacon or meatballs are also good
>chop up a handful of parsley
>throw in meat and parsley in the last 10 minutes or so
>serve
>eat
>cum

>>35775413
I've never heard of those. I'm not a fan of traditional peas, what do these ones taste like?

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>olives
>pickles
>pickled anything

Why the fuck would you pickle something? Holy shit vinegar is already gross, why would you soak your food in that godawful shit?

>>35775549
You are not white right?

>>35775578

Extremely white actually

>>35775549
go to HELL

>>35775389
This is me but I got to work all day. I haven't left my house since a girl started ghosting me

>>35775035
>not know how to put spices and seasoning in his food

nigga please learn how to do some basic cooking. it is stupidly easy

>>35775595

Sorry m80, which one did I offend you with?

>>35775637
You said bad things about picked shit.

>>35775721

Hahaha I can't stand it! Ever since I got my deviated septum fixed I can smell everything 100% and I swear to god anything pickled has the most foul smell on earth.

>Ever since i left the veggies you...

>>35777929

https://youtu.be/uxpDa-c-4Mc

>>35777929
You used to spot me in the squat rack
Late night when I need some gains

>>35777959

>Ever since i left the Protein you-you-you...

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>protein bars

>>35777942
I dislike this song

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>>35777992

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>body weight exercises

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>>35777992

>hating on based lentils
>not throwing some lentils, carrots, onions, celery and spices and having delicious soup for a week

Smelly dumb Drakeposter scum