I'm so embarrassed by my tits.
> got fat
> droopy boobs
> losing weight
> droopier boobs
I have three inch long cleavage, and it kills me.
Shelf bras seem like the perfect remedy, but I feel like it's only a matter of time before a man associates bra = ugly tits and loses his hardon.
> am I destined to be kv
> what do you think about these bras
>ever being kv incels
just fucking kill yourself you stupid cunt. you dont know the true meaning of loneliness. if you do, its because you brought it upon yourself.
It's okay to get mad at people who complain about being things they actually aren't or things they could easily fix
Like some rich suburban kid who complains about how hard their life is because they didn't get the latest phone and their parents stopped giving them money to go to starbucks with
That's not about being pathetic, that's about not wanting to put up with bullshit
Here's what you do.
You exfoliate your tits every day. Then you slather those udders with palmer's firming cocoa butter. Then you rig yourself up with the best support you can possibly find - so those pendulous milk-bags don't have to fight against gravity all day. Then you get yourself some trendy bone broth or some shit - you need dietary collagen. If you were smart you'd just buy that shit powdered off Amazon. Then at night you're going to take another shower and scrub your boobs down again. Then apply more palmer's firming lotion. And in 6 months they will sag less.
It's kinda true though...
> requirements for men
> requirements for women
don't be a retard
Ladies, your job is fuck easy! You just don't realize it cause you never lived as a man.
You have full on top breasts- basically they have a naturally low apex (where the nipple is on the boob).
That has nothing to do with the "sag" youre talking about.
Loss of weight can mean a loss of fat in the boob area, but that wont change the original shape of your breasts, just the volume.
Wear a proper sized bra (even when you sleep) for normal and sport, do some upper work and drink water.
You'll be fine.
Get a breast reduction, holy shit, cow tits are fucking gross to anyone who was ever fat at one point in his life. Also, it's better for your back and reduces your risk of breast cancer.
Girl I lost my v card to had saggy tits, I didn't really give a fuck at the moment I just wanted to fuck. You'll be fine OP as long as you got a cute face and especially better if you got an otherwise fine body.
lass i have somewhat saggy differently sized breasts and never had trouble getting boyfriends (currently in a 2 year relationship).
most guys don't care about this shit nearly as much as 4chan makes you think they do. my current bf didn't even notice my breasts were different sizes until a year into our relationship
I was just thinking about how all my gfs have had droopier tits than average for their age and pondering if i have a type. (I tend to date girls with bad posture who slouch)
Droopies have more bouncability OP. I just hope theyre at least Cs
You know, I am actually inclined to agree, something changed in the dating game about when I turned 26.
28 now, have had sex with three different women this year, have a 40yo milf gagging for my cock (we've already fucked, now she wants more) and a 19yo student coming over this weekend to "pop my walking dead cherry" as well as a date with a girl I kinda like on Saturday, another girl who I started having sex with in December who I'm busy turning into a fuck buddy, and a further qt pale blonde nerd girl who I'm just getting to know at the moment.
Holy shit when I write that all out I sound like a man slut. I kinda am, but still.
Best thing of all is that I'm completely average looking.
So guys have different tastes when it comes to breasts, but how would you feel about surgical scars on a lady?
I'm losing a lot of weight myself and my boobage is worse than >>35763968 I think...They're more like boobcicles, I suppose. I'm thinking I'll need to eventually get a breast lift to fix this.
Saggy tits or scarred tits?
Yeah, it must suck as a girl. I mean, just the thought of a girl taking off her bra unveiling her saggy ass boobs is pure terror. What do you even say to that? "Sorry, but your tits are extremely off-putting, there's a slight chance I can finish this if you put your bra back on"? There's no polite way out of this. It's terrible. And there's nothing girls in your position can realistically do about it.
Small tits are so much better in that regard, I don't even know why most girls are so obsessed with having bigger tits.
Not him but it sounds like you need to git gud at life and eventually the tables turn. By git gud, I mean
- get educated or save your money from a job you attained from education
- keep /fa/
- keep socialising, whether through going out or doing recreational shit whivh could be literally everything
Cause yeh it seems like chicks have it best entering adulthood, but like this guy once he got older he started being noticed by the chicks entering adulthood thst don't give a fuck about you currently.
If you got a nice physique and look, got some $$ and do shit around women onab daily basis, its nearly impossible to be a incel. I'm a 18 year old KV, I've been lifting for 7 months, work 5 days a week when not in uni and been trying out all kinds of sports, right now I'm giving water polo a go. I don't have any friends so I keep myself busy from anything besides PlayStation and porn. I don't see why I shouldn't make it in time, Good luck buddy
Document the whole weight loss on instagram with plenty of cleavage, talk about how empowering it is to lose weight and feel body confident to attract feminists, land wales and 13 year olds with hormone blurred vision, get sponsorship deals then when the money starts rolling in treat yourself to a boob job, butt lift, whatever the hell you want.
Pretty much what this guy said
Defo going to make it
It's your life anon, make it good, enjoy it. Focus on you and do things that make you happy. Like anon said chicks have it easier dating in their teens and early twenties, but guys have it easier dating after that. I think on sex and the city it was called the "mid thirties power switch" or something. There's been a huge increase in female attention the last few years for me from about 25-now (28) this has coincided with getting a good job, buying my own house, and taking care of myself.
I think it's because the things that chicks look for take time to build. Confidence, education, a career, financial security, etc... don't happen overnight. Don't aim for these things to get women though. Do these things to improve your life.
It's hard sometimes not thinking of women, I'm desperate to just get laid and kill that mental monkey which is growing by the day, the sooner I fluke my way into a vagina, the sooner I'll be able to fully embrace improving my life because i won't feel im missing out. Still looking to do some more stuff, volunteering maybe. I really do believe I'm better off actually becoming a man of value through doing anything substantial then wasting my time trying to pick up at clubs or learn game, its going to be a long haul for me and for a lot of guys here who are prospected late bloomers. Thanks for your support brah
> am I destined to be kv
>women having problems with men
Can we stop this meme yet?
You're a woman. It doesn't matter what your boobs look like. You're still a woman. Even when you were fat you could've gotten laid, now that you're not fat you have it easier than 90% of males do. So quit your bitching and go hook up with some dude off tinder. Or get a boyfriend if that's what you want
Yeah pretty much this op
Like yeah, if we could pick the exact pair of tits out from a gallery we would have preferences, but unless it's a total fucking train wreck were not going to care
Also those bras are pretty hot desu
Kinda want to see one on my gf now
This is actually one of those times you should post them so we can tell what's going on
Men don't care in all honesty. Well, they might, but they'll still line up to date and fuck you. Women complain about shit like this a lot but seriously, doesn't matter to men, only to you and other women.
Big tits are naturally saggy the majority of the time anyways. Of course there are women out there who have big natty perky perfect tits but why bother comparing yourself to them. They're incredibly rare, the majority of men will never fuck a woman like that, and tbqh even if they did they'd still probably fuck a "less attractive" woman too because sex is sex. You'll always have flaws and there'll always be people hotter/smarter/richer/better than you. Just be the best you that you can be.
Yeah, can sympathise. And I hate to tell you this, but that mental monkey will literally always be on your back if this is how you think.
You have two options, your can either care about getting laid, or you can not. Simple decision, right? Getting laid doesn't improve your life, getting laid doesn't improve you, it's only a fun thing to do with a girl. That's literally it, nothing else to it. It's just a physical act that people care way too much about.
There's so many things in life that are more important. Live a life of importance, do not live for a moment.
As long as this thread is /boob/ now, I have a question. My boobs have gone from a barely A to a full B at the age of 28. I don't get my period so I know it's not hormonal (I use a Mirena IUD and am a marathon runner, so this is not unusual) I'm not pregnant (two at home pregnancy tests, blood test from GP, blood test from gyno, and a third at home test) and I have changed almost nothing about my diet or exercise. The only things that have changed in the last 6 months are:
- Got a new, better paying job, so I'm less stressed and am no longer working a second job.
- Got diagnosed with anemia and am now on 325 mg per day iron (lol massive dose, prescription strength from doctor) but I have been anemic before and going on mega iron didn't have this effect
- Doing more training runs with my husband to get ready for a big race in the spring
- A bunch of friends got pregnant over the past year or two, and my boobs seem to get a little bigger, but then they go down. Nobody is pregnant around me right now, and my boobs are maintaining size.
-I am up ~3-4 pounds from my normal weight. This is typical in winter. But it usually ALL goes to my tummy, and now it's like all on my boobs (though my stomach isn't as toned as I'd like).
- I was very anorexic in high school, but I've been excellent about getting in enough calories, especially animal fat and animal protein, for the past five years (my husband is a great help with this).
What the literal actual fuck is going on with my boobs? Are they just playing catch up in growth at age 28? Is that a thing? Pls respond.
Imagine you had a micropenis for the first 27 years of your life. You woke up on your 28th bday with an average dick. You'd be happy, sure. But wouldn't you be the least bit curious how the hell that happened?
I'm kind of assuming this for now, was just hoping someone might have some other hypotheses, no matter how out there.
One time I was about to fuck this 8/10 qt selena gomez looking girl. She seemed hesitant to take her bra off, i thought she was just shu because i didnt think shed have droopy tits because she was 19 when she took it off her tits were pretty saggy so that the nipples were pointing downwards. I lost my hardon after a few minutes of looking at them and proceeded to drive her home. Tits are
You didn't miss much. I believe it was taken from a site similar to Normal Breasts Gallery where women upload all their boobers to show how different they are. Anyway, they kind of looked like the second pair on the first page, but black.
Ouch. This is why I'll probably stick with being a virgin unless I can afford surgery.
>tfw 28 in a few months
Connective tissue in boobs needs support, expecially when you lose weight. Lots of physical activity can cause the supportive fibers in your breast to elongate and cause the actual sagging that OP is so terrified of.
You dont have to wear an underwire- soft bras are fine.
Have you ever thought that western civilization is in a free fall and the only reason we don't notice is because we've already reached terminal velocity?
... Forgot to mention the 17yo ex fuck buddy who is sending me filthy Facebook messages... Who has a bf...
You know, a tiny bit, I do wonder, best thing to do is just enjoy the decline I suppose
Fucking THIS. I used to work at a running store (I'm a guy) and I was the top sports bra sales person by both total volume of bras and bras per pair of women's shoes sold. It is utterly and completely astounding to me that women don't take care of their boobs. A little basic knowledge goes a long way, and most women are completely lacking in that knowledge. Even the fit! Like 4 out of 5 women wear the wrong size bra. For fuck's sake, my wife has separate bras for summer and winter because her boobs change just enough with her weight gain and loss to justify a different size. But tell a woman who hasn't been fit in 10 years that you might know her size better than her and she looks like you like you're from the moon.