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You have 5 seconds to explain why your aren't at the gym right now.
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I just thought that pic was that guy called ''Slug Christ''
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>>35754513
work out at home, just destroyed arms
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2 feet of snow.
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Cellulitis on my leg.
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>>35754513
Sprained neck during ohp on friday and it still hurts. I'll go tomorrow
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>>35754513

I have an Histopatology and Biophysics exam tomorrow.
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I just got back and hour ago.
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>>35754513
Just got back from the gym
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>>35754529
>arms day

Oh god fit, pls
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>>35754513
Clubhouse doesn't open until 9. Studying and oats with coffee currently. 8AM here.
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>>35754529
>Arms
not gonna make it
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I will after this lecture
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>>35754513
I go at night to avoid the normies
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>>35754513
I've been to the gym 2 days in a row, need some rest.
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>>35754513
wageslave
will go in the evening
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im tired
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But I am at the gym
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>>35754513
>Go to the gym
>Get back
>Open up /fit/
>See this post

fuck off
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>>35754513
I just got back from the gym.
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>>35754513
Pooping
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Cruising round town in an ambalamps. One died an hour ago. ACLS is fun.
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Pwo poop and im out
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sick with the flu

i'm not leaving my bed today much less the house, anon
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it's my rest day

???
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>>35754513
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>>35754513
at work
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>>35754513
Gym is closed, and it's australia day tomorrow so I can't pay for my membership until the 27th.
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I don't even lift.
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>>35754513
It's 5:45 and I just woke up.
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>>35754669
>I just woke up

GAINS WAIT FOR NOBODY SON GIMME 50.
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Too cold outside.
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>>35754513
Wagecuck.
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I'm at the gym taking a dump
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>>35754513

Herniated disk :(
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>>35754513
Im going with my gf in 2 hours
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>>35754513
I just came back
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>>35754689
Unless you are snowed in, and it is physically impossible to leave your house, it is never "too cold outside"

The gainz train comes with a snow plow!
Go fucking jog to your gym in shorts, faggot, it will keep you warm!
CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>35754713
This. It was -20 last week and I got to the gym fine.
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>>35754713
Just jogged to gym. Can confirm.
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waiting for phone to charge
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I was there yesterday you fag
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>>35754513
Hate ppl
gym stinks
ppl at gym behave moronic
lift at home
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>>35754513
I trained earlier
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>>35754513
It's 1am and I got back from there 5 hours ago, you polska fuck
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>>35754513
Both my gym bros are at work and I have social anxiety going in the middle of the day because it's so crowded

>in b4 fat fag

I'm bigger than most the people at my gym.
I'm going to make it fit I swear!
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>>35754513
I just got home from the gym. It is now time to shitpost on /fit/
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>>35754513
Because I'm driving there
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>>35754513
Home gym
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>>35754513

Because I'm (supposed to be) working.
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just got back faggot
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>>35754652
is that a swastika on your arm?
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>>35754533
Beltway pussy. Shovel it.
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>>35754513
I'm shitposting from my desk at work
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>>35754513
Im American
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>>35754513
I'm pretending to work.
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Can't afford the gym :(
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>>35754513
pooping at home
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Too intelligent
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I'm
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i have classes in 10 minutes
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>>35755467
Same

>literally shitposting
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>>35754513
I'm cooking
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>>35754552
>>35754556
>dyels detected

Enjoy your t-rex mode faggots
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>>35754513
Typical GoT fan
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>>35754513
I fucked up my neck doing a seated OHP and now I have to wait til it gets better. Been about four days, but at least I can move it now
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>>35754513
Because I already went today.
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I'm hungover. I'll go this afternoon.
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>>35754513
Just woke up
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>>35754513
I'm sick, still somewhat feverish. Really sucks, couldn't go to the gym for two days already.
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I'm waiting for my poo to drop.
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MY GYM IS CLOSED BECAUSE OF THE SNOW REEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'm in class and I can't lift until I've recovered from an auto immune disease.
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because I have an assignment in for midnight and I'm going to pub quiz at 7
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>>35755756
good luck on your pub quiz
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I just got back from the gym
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>>35755738
>it snowed in the wrong region
damn
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>>35754513

I am though.
Resting after some heavy diddylifts, gonna do paused squats then power snatches and paused snatches.
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>>35754552
i bet you do SS
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>>35754679
Boy am I cringing
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>>35754631

Me too faggot
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>>35755823
>no trigger discipline

come on KROKOB
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I just got back. Hit 210x5 today on bench. 225 is so close but so far
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>>35754513
Just finished morning workout
Going to work to make my minimal $
Will go back in the evening
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I am.
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>>35755776
thanks bro
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This is the busiest time of the week. Gonna head down at about 8pm.
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>>35754513
I have just eaten anon
I need to wait a little or I'll puke it all out desu senpai
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>>35754513
Literally just came back dude calm down
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>>35755858
fuck this made me laugh harder than it should
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Fitness culture in France is a joke. So on top of the uni gym being shit when I actually manage to get there, they make it next to impossible to actually get gym time b/c fucking French Bureaucracy. So my answer is that I'm currently not allowed in the fucking gym. Only 5 more months on exchange, goodbye gainz ;_;
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>>35754513
Implying I have to justify myself to anyone, but here you go anyway. I'm waiting for the wife did arms today, ran two miles, etc.
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>>35756083
dude YOURE at planet fitness
kill yourself
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Skriver SRP familie
>mfw
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>>35756145
>YOU'RE a pretentious millennial kid?
Kill yourself.
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>>35756083
>planet fatass
o I am laffin
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I did a bit of >cardio before work, I'll lift tomorrow
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>>35756204
So come work out with me, senpai.
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>>35756343
sorry but I already go to a real gym
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>>35754533
>snow is too high
lame excuse
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I already went at six in the morning.
.
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>>35754513
I was 3 hours ago.
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No gym membership
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I just came home from work. I will eat a meal, shitpost on /fit/ for 30min and then I'll do my workout.
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>>35754513
just trained my ass with plug
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my car smells like weed and my gym is on a military base
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>>35754656
Had to scroll down this far to see someone with a job.
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I have a home gym pussies. I'm always at the gym.
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>>35754652
Edgy lil cuck
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>>35754662
>dont even lift.
Why on /fit/?
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>>35754513
I think I pulled something on my adductors I just come from being sick for a week and I've been postponing my program for 3 weeks already because of holidays and sickness

so I went home early to prevent further injury
I feel like a fucking failure familia
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>>35757011
>thinking everyone has the opportunity to browse the web on the job
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I am ;)
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>>35757056
Kevin?
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>>35754568
Whale detected
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phone ain't at 100% yet
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>>35754513
I'm in class beotch
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>>35757082
Nope try again m8
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>>35754513
Im on a conference call. I am going after work FTW
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>>35755417
>implying my gym is open
Basically, you're an idiot
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>>35757154
faggot?
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>>35754513
I'm at communi, my workouts tomorrow morning
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>>35756385
Good for you! Sounds like you're gonna make it, senpai!
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>>35754513
already put in 90 mins of work . how about you bro?
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>>35754513
Because my driver license is restricted to home and work.

I only have one set of 8lb dumbbells at home and a pullup bar and I'm tired of everything I can do with these
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>>35754513
At work. Going straight to the gym after. Gym bag chillin right behind me
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>>35755920
Holy fuck white equipment looks gaudy
Everything at my gym is either shiny black or stainless,
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>>35757346
You dirty fucking COMMIE SCUM
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>>35754513
It's not 9:30 pm yet.
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>>35756083
>Planet fatness
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>>35757336
Bingo
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>>35756083
>actually going to planet fitness
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I just came back wtf
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>>35757558
Turn around.
And get back out there
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>>35754513
I just came home baka!
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>>35754513
I have got the flu.
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>>35757526
I knew it!!!!
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>>35757508
This mentality is why you will never make it
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>>35757410
I came to post this. This morning, in order:

10mins cardio
DB bench with push-ups between sets
Plank
Box Jumps
Cardio 10 mins
Pull-ups
Incline barbell bench
Burpees
Cardio 10mins
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>>35754513
I have dumbbells and a pull up bar here at home.
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>>35754513
cuz monday is my rest day and there's too much ppl in the gym
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>>35757056
Kevin get on Battle.net
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Gym on base closed due to snow
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>>35754513
In class faggot
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>>35754513
I wouldn't be doing the program if i went today
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>>35758467
Alright man let me get done with this lift first
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Because I just came home nigga
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just finished doing my weighted pullups
homegym ftw
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Wisdom teeth removed goddam it hurts
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>>35758859
you look 12 also your gym has shit tier colour scheme
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>>35754513
Becuase just like you I come on here all day and PRETEND iv even once set foot in a gym and claim im a gains mater..........nigger fag cunt
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I was busy lifting while I was in the gym and didn't see this thread before I came home.
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2 hours out of the gym with my meal right here, after a damn good chest monday senpai
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>>35754513
Because I go at night when it isn't busy.
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>>35758859
Terran OP :^)
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I'm on levaquin, some crazy antibiotic (taking the 750mg one) that has a history of causing tendon ruptures, especially on the Achilles heel. Taking it for pneumonia.

Can't run or squat for 10 days
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>>35754513
I already went to the gym for curlbro day.
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Shoveled snow for 6 hours yesterday and I would like to recover.
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>>35754513
Because I'm being a little bitch and can't suck it up enough to see the bigger picture. I can't believe I'm saying this, but your shitpost just woke me the fuck up.
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Because my brothers GF cooked something with onion and I fucking reek, nigga. We have a gym in the basement I'll just use that today.
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>>35754513
I already went td
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I'm waiting for my laundry to get done
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>>35754513
I workout at home nigga
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It's almost midnight and all the gyms in my area have been closed for at least three hours.
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