THE ULTIMATE GAINS KILLER
I have had little babies in my house for almost 3 years now due to my monster sperm. I can't sleep much. I can't make it. What dooooo
Take them to the gym to lift with you for dem baby gains, they will be so tired they'll pass out at night, they'll leave humanity behind by the age of 10
I'm not gay or anything but dating a man is so much more practical.
>best gym bro ever
>fit guys are much hotter then fit girls
>post workout "cardio" ;)
>no idiotic women draining your wallet
>no woman = no stress
No homo of course
Babies are the ultimate workout equipment. They don't stop growing until they're 20.
>as you become stronger babies gain more weight
>after 20 years baby will be around 160 pounds
>grats on curling 160 pounds
You dumb shit. You fucked up in the worst way possible: YOU REPRODUCED.
You want advice? Here it is: YOUR LIFE IS OVER. You must now focus ALL your efforts on raising your spawn to be healthy, productive, well-adjusted members of society. ANYTHING YOU WANT has to come LAST, THEY come FIRST, and there is NOTHING you can do to escape it except to DIE. You run away from it, they track you down and make you PAY.
Enjoy getting fat, weak, and diseased. Evolution is done with you and doesn't care what happens to you now.
Fuck you, stop taunting us with your false promises, you can't make yourself homo, I tired, but nothing worked.
If this was 1830 American south, then us straights are the nigger slaves bound to our white women masters, and you freedmen are the damn niggers who come back to the south just to comment to us "jee, you really ought try this freedom thing, it's great"
If I can help the survival of my spawn then I will be more successful so being fit will only benefit my offspring. So your words are dumb and you are stupid and clearly don't know shit about Darwin
>Implying natural selection still matters to humans
We have escaped that curse anon. Babies are meant to be grown in labs while individuals focus on personal achievement. good luck with your no money and no fun.
My gym actually has a daycare just for that purpose. Dump babbies (maybe they'll lvl up), lift, collect babbies and go home. You just converted your daddy time to gym time.
>If I can help the survival of my spawn then I will be more successful
No. It doesnt work like that. The genes you propogate in "your" offspring are not strictly yours. They do not represent you, it is the other way around, you are phenotypic representation of them. These tiny little tyrants sitting in the nucleus of your every cell are making YOU do THEIR bidding by reproducing them.You are just a vessel, a throwaway limited-use tool to be discarded in order for the immortals (genes) to continue existing. You dont really owe your genes anything brah, they are merely using you.
WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T HOLD THE BABY!!!! It's been scientifically shown that a man who holds a baby has his test lowered by the little gains goblin.
>ANYTHING YOU WANT has to come LAST, THEY come FIRST, and there is NOTHING you can do to escape it except to DIE.
This is exactly the attitude that makes nasty, entitled kids who no one likes. I'm glad you're not having kids because you would suck at it.
Possible benefits? Using you and your partner's knowledge and experience to guide a new person through life. And to create a better person so that your ideas can permeate into the future and make a better life for everyone.
Reality? There are no benefits. Even people worried about preserving their "legacy" will be forgotten in 3 generations.
>I didn't say impossible, I said awkward.
it's more common then you think
>Besides, who knows? She might weigh 250 lbs by then.
even better for my gainz
>not glueing random childs to your body for extra weight