Skeezy Filthy Druggy Cheating Frauds General
>bitches love wine edition
>not drinking so much your body punishes you for poisoning it
I also went from beer to liquor
My goal for the night was to have a good time not to get with a grill so I'm OK with what went down
in4 making huge pots of chili and drinking coffee while watching the snow fall
ouch, spasms can go away ezpz with relaxants but lat strain is fukt
look at this gaylord edgemaster proud that he doesn't get a hangover from a sixer of natty ice
come back when you can keep up with professional drunks like korean marines
After 10 days of tinder obsession, I found my 10/10, and I learned some things..
> post your butt on Tinder and eventually a 10/10 will come along; pictures of animals and friends are for betas
> don't talk about drugs or alcohol
> don't date drunk
> some girls will take offense to anything; never apologize -- ever
> don't tell girls "uhuh" or otherwise imply their lies are lies; pretend to believe
> don't use keywords such as "hook-up"
> 95% are sluts, just want to hook-up, it's best done in 15 minutes, be clever, unique, confident, chill, use smileys
> never show affection or imply desperation; never beg until after they show you the pussy -- then you can beg
> give them enough 'personality' so they can tell themselves
> casual jokes don't work as pick-up lines; riddles are better, catch-22's are best
> green brings out the blue eyes; some bitches will fuck you based on eyes alone
> don't mention your shitty car; don't mention money; they don't really care
> inexperience is not a deal breaker if you're hot
> better to compliment their ass than their interests; they don't really care
> don't wear violet or a tie; seriously, no ties
> have a full groomed beard or shave it
> alpha behaviour
> redirect questions like "what do you do for fun" onto them
> say "you" twice as often as "I" or "me"
> girls automatically assume aryan men are not loyal so they're reluctant; girls want to be loved forever by you after they suck your dick and break your heart
> be tall
There's more but that'll do it.
I guess I could put something together, should I?
Mfw snowed in and can't lift or deposit check to order gear
Making sick cryotherapy gainz tho
Worth it to go low test (trt dose, 250mg) and high tren? Will I see diminished gains vs high test + high tren?
Currently running 500 test with 400 tren (3rd week). These fucking mental sides are killing me though, god damn emotions and insomnia.
Approx 3 years, mostly because I had to take care of the shit in my life to be able to 100% focus on lifting.
My bathtub chemicals from a dirty greek gyros stand will arrive on monday, I'm hyped to start.
>I have no real friends. :( This makes me very sad. I have lots of "friends" that are out drinking with bitches and shit, I never get invited. I hate myself.
Same here. The self defeating attitude definitely doesn't help the situation though.
Made a PoF account yesterday. Messaged a few grills, got one message back with the worst fucking attitude. Was so disappointed and just ended up deleting the account.
> MOSSAD'S SUMMARY OF STEROIDS & LIFE
> "from forever alone to banging 10/10 BDSM girl"
> 1991-2005: be born, actually am a hit with the girls until high school
> 2005-2010: narcolepsy kicks in, get fat, misdiagnosed as 'ADHD', migraines every day, blow off high school, go partially bald, become fat hacker nerd beta but bros with the alphas, start online 'business'
> Dec 30th: car accident, hit my head pretty hard, get severely depressed and move 550 miles away, can't seem to code anymore
> 2011-2012: live off six-figure passive income from online 'business' with hot Russian bitch, eventually go crazy and lose everything
> 2013-2014, attempt suicide and only get brain damage, move back home and gain 40 lbs of bloat, eventually hit gym and train natty for 2 years, plateau at 200 lb on most exercises, hour of intense cardio everyday but forever fat, no erection for an entire year
> 2015: have zero testosterone, lowest 0.1% (73 ng/dl), put on androgel, diagnosed with Narcolepsy, regrow the hair I lost in 2008, start dressing better, go back to school, get Associate's Degree in Comp Sci, attend a real university, switch to Medicine
> 6 months ago: begin HCG, clomid
> 5 months ago: inject Test and Tren for first time, #yolo
> 1 month ago: quit steroids and narcolepsy medications, begin 50 mg Clomid + 20 mg Anavar to prove a point about hypothalamic regulation
> 3 weeks ago: re-experience a moment from the past with my first gf, in love with her again, memories come back, get a nose bleed, pupils dilated AF, crying, mind fragmented like it's 2009 and now simultaneously, pass out
> hyper as fuck ever since, zero social anxiety, stronger, faster, more coordinated, smarter, hitting on all the bitches, got my mojo back, may not be narcoleptic anymore?
> blood Test, natty testosterone is fully restored on while Anavar, in fact it's high.
Off the top of my head, really there's so much shit that has happened in my life, I could write a thousand pages of enticing insanity.
get more involved in things and not on the computer.
lowering your test wont make you feel any better in my experience. some same opposite though. tren isnt a picnic senpai i basically dont run it anymore
pof is a shithole. best thing i ever did on that site was deleting my account after a month.
is there an easier way to buy bitcoins. like can i go to walmart or something and buy a card? i tried linking it to my bank account n shit and it wasnt working and really turned me off to the whole bullshit.
pisses me off good sources are going bc only.
I know this is a meme but we all know that anabolic steroids treat osteoporosis, right?
Nobody compares to Chem. <3
>is there an easier way
>yes but not sure
wtf do you not understand.
and yeah idk my bank declined coinbase id probably have to call them or something to approve it. it's a local one and not on the list they had going
it could either be A- total bullshit. there is a top ifbb guy who is a nypd his name escapes me. there are tests that can detect different steroids, but testosterone is a natural hormone in your body, so if anything they could maybe do a blood test and check how high your test is.
so you could either start a dose of like 100mg/wk maybe 3wks before the test, take the test, then reup the dose. or just go off, pct maybe 2 months before the test. at worst you will have lower than normal test levels and they call you a sissy little bitch, but thats probably worst case scenario. tldr- you're fine if its just test.
is it obvious i took a ton of adderal earlier
How long can i blast tren e before dying?
i am proud of my stash, must be like having a baby or some shit like that.
well eventually high blood pressure will harden and scar your arteries allowing them to become atherosclerotic as your fucked lipids get velcroed to those damaged spots and grow into giant plaque deposits, one of which will eventually pop off and float around until it gets caught in an important blood vessel and yoh have a heart attack
or the chronic hypertension causes a clot to form somewhere and float along up to your brain where it gets stuck and you stroke out
do you really? how old are you? half my friends have them and i swear they just wana say don't have kids. not saying you dont love the hell out of your child...but if you could do it different..
then again i turned my natty test off years ago who knows if i could
they are still from our friendly serbian gal, dumpt 1k into his stuff those are 100% legit and already bloodtest aproved.
rip gal... please come back our knight in shiny armor
lol no thanks, just something normal people would say i guess
shitty angle but w/e its what you get
Nah, just fucking around.
Its not mine.
I just have a thing going with a fuckt degenerate preganant jailb8
(Not even joking -_- )
>on a taiwanese bukake trading card forum
point taken ill stop pretending to be normal
>suddenly losing gains even though using the same gear at the same dose
TrenA testP and pharama proviron.
It sounds like the pip isnt a issue
Ooh and juuuust set (00:24) set up a date with a bipolar girl for tomorrow.
>what are you doing tomorrow?
visiting my gran and doing homework. you?
>looking for something to do now
something about homework
>coolcool, when youre done lets do something
Oookaaay cool x
Let me know how the PIP and feels are
Ordering from him in 2 or so weeks.
16 vials tren a and 6 test prop
So it'd be chill to already have a heads up on what it's like
lel now you got actually set a specific event/time or you'll lose 'er m8
like an hour's worth
that are some crazy huge calves. mirin
lemme guess.. you never trained them?
can you imagine injecting a baby with 1g tren and 500mg test every week?
like wtf would even happen besides fucking his hormones for life
At least he''d already be dtp as a teen and not a bitch about needles
talking from my experience
When I ask GG out to see Deadpool, I'm just gonna say
>Hey, you know of any reason you may be busy Feb 12?
No CP, not that I can think of. Maybe work
>Okay, tell your boss you either need to work that morning or have the day off
but why CP
>I'm picking you up at 7:30, taking you to dinner, and we're gonna go see Deadpool.
Oh okay CP, that sounds great.
Women are simple. You literally just have to tell them what they're doing. Don't give them choices. They can't make a decision. You decide for them, and you win almost every time.
btw. this is that faggot from /plg/, that tried to raid this thread.
kek his hairline is receding faster than France
bit over two foot maybe closer to three
naturally walk more on my toes plus retarded amounts of rucking
actually used to be bigger, had to cut the legs on my uniforms cause they wouldn't fit over my calves otherwise
Well guys I've think I've met a really good girl. Last night though she was like, "I don't see what you see in me. I need to lose some weight. You totally outshine me. " she's still really hot, but if she did lose a little weight she'd be a easy 10. Obviously I want to get her into the fitness lifestyle as it's something I'm into but how should I go about it without looking like I'm forcing her or purposely trying to improve her. I really don't care about her weigh but like I said she has extreme potential.
Yeah, i thought so.
Great calve genetics. Some ppl just have them, without doing anything for it.
>had to cut the legs on my uniforms cause they wouldn't fit over my calves otherwise
crazy. i have to hide them.
that's good news breh.
i'am happy for you
you can always change the body, but it's harder to change te face.
some ppl that lose weight are still ugly.
Gahd unrelieble people piss me the fuck off
>"hey man lets hit the gym at 3:30"
>"sure im down"
>"meet at the bus stop"
>dropped off the face of the fucking earth
Anavar pumps are amaaazing brehs, I cant get enough of the stuff.
Should I hand in my manlet card and get on HGH?
So hooked up with a grill from tinder. Went over to her place and left my expensive jacket over at her house. I've tried calling her/texting multiple times to get it back. Its been like a month and just *67'd her to get her to pick up and she basically told me to fuck off. Cant really just show up at her house cause shes a dealer and can legally shoot me. What do i do?
If i still lived in my old state I would legit just go to her fucking house. Its not like she can call the fucking cops shes got thousands of dollars worth of edibles and plants in her fucking house.
just get the jacket. Do you wear the pants? Does a girls decide your faith?
>not doing what it takes
>go to doctor
>ask for x-ray
>ask for hgh
>doctor will say no because you are not a legit dwarf
>tell him that you will inject chinese bathtub hgh if he won't prescribe it to you and that he is accountable for your death
the part about chinese bathtub is very important don't leave that out
here ya go
from a natty guy in plg
we hate him too
desu we probably hate him more than you
he spends all his free time shitting up plg
he will deny that its him to the end of days
from the reaction he made when it was first posted, it was very clear that it was him
Thank you sir. (psshhh.. i don't hate you)
This will come in handy, with future counter arguments & trolls.
Tell the fucking police. Get her arrested for having a shit tonne of drugs and get your jacket back. She's a bitch, she fucking deserves it.
Anyway, what did you do to make her angry at you? How did you manage to leave your jacket?
22 or 23
lives with his mother
dad left when he was a kid, he has gone on drunken rants about his dad, calling him a faggot etc
once admitted to fapping to gay porn while drunkenly slurring on tinychat
doesnt compete in powerlifting
cant bench because his shoulder is fucked
cant deadlift because shoulder aswell
spends his time squatting bitchweight and getting drunk shitposting on plg,/pol/ and /sp/
fell in love with a 4/10 autistic girl that spams plg sometimes
claims to own an estate and a suite and claims he had sex with 85 girls in his lifetime
Okay, probably a retarded fucking question.
Lets say youd do a 12week 500mg testosterone enanthate only stack for first cycle
the bottles have 10ml in it, and the dose is: 250 mg/ml.
Offcourse all the other extra shit like estrogen blockers etc would be in their to.
But how many bottles would i need at the very least?
>This will come in handy, with future counter arguments & trolls.
Mirin your dedication. Even shitposting is integrated into your bodybuilding lifestyle.
10ml in a bottle
per ml 250MG of test
Cycle is 500Mgram of a test a week
so 2ml = 500mg of test
10ml of 1bottle devided by 2 = 5weekly doses from 1 bottle
12weeks, so 5,5 and a bit, so 3bottles.
yay for science....that or basic math skills
i probably overcomplicated this shit to hell and back, but id rather some ppl smack me in the face and say i was being an idiot and include the answer.
Sounds like a poster child for legalizing assisted suicide
jesus fucking christ I know the whole thing about keeping an ugly friend around to make yourself look hotter, but this is ridiculous
I think has more to do with, well, wanting to be sure about wtf im doing and not accidently buying to little and discovering to late and have to get more gear and not being able to pin when id need to...
But cool, itl be cheaper then expected
cheerleader effect, let's take a close look at each one individually
is she someone mother or what
fucking lanklets lmao
looks fat because of the mirror I hope but a qt
Ive been probably doing research on and off for a a year and a half.
Taking in the good and bad,
Finding a suplier is the hardest fucking thing, Just go through website that seems reliable, find a dude in a gym that looks like he knows the shit...but nobody where i train looks good enough.
Anyways, thanks tom
oh jesus christ get the fuck out
my liver has seen shit it calls a tuesday night that would send you to the fucking er getting your stomach pumped
there is a very popular ron review site that isnt half bad and free.its where i started my email is my name @safe-mail if you really need help. literally did the same shit you went through 5yrs ago cruisin the past few yrs
High school girls mire anything that's been in a gym for two days. They go fucking crazy over a roided physique.
>smashed a couple of HS seniors this summer
I know prohormones ar best used to kickstart a cycle but i won't be able to pin at all for a while.
Will two oral only cycle of 4 weekson 4off, 4on 4off, murder my liver and leave me for dead?
But have some shit financial shit going on so even if i wanted to run gear id be unable to, Sucks ass though, been training for rougly 5years now, fucked around for almost half a year to 3/4th of a year on useless shit.
And still strength wise incredibly far from what i want, and aesthethics even further haha. /rant
90% of my desire to go to uni and end up in 100K worth of student debt is just wanting to smash 18yo sloots again.
gf is gonna be 20 soon and if GoT taught me anything, that's "too old"
Gotta go out and smash easy girls again, especially now I look 100% better than last time I was single
Fuck bruh, I'm not even smashing one girl right now. Literally between classes and Chipotle BS, I never had time.
definitely need to just man up at this point and break the dry spell while i don't have any excuses.
I just did my first injection of test-E and I'm still shaking. it took me 2 attempts because I aspirated blood the first time and wasn't expecting that. It was completely painless but it looks a bit red since I didn't pull out completely straight since I was nervous and sort of jerked it.
>test cyp coming in
Plan to run test for 16 weeks @ 200 to 250mg p/week
What kind of idea of mass will I gain if im running a strength routine
are you comfortable knowing that someone could literally beat you to death with their bare hands and you are completely helpless to stop them
like that little invisible sliver of an instant, that moment your heart skips half a beat in fear where you understand how totally vulnerable you are if someone decides to throw social conditioning into the trash
Frauding is fun
I'm only two weeks in and girls can practically smell the test coming off me.
Since starting i now have 5 different fuck buddies! One is a depraved cum slut that lets me do anything to her and she worships my average cock.
Yesterday she came over to get her throat fucked and instead of cumming down her throat she begged for me to bust on her face.
This bitch kept my frauding cummy semen on her face for 2 hours after i finished.
Now i see why you guys never come off !
Frontloading makes perfect sense if you think about it but why exactly is it "stupid shit" now?
pornstar, marie-claude bourbonnais aka marie carle or marry bardot
also known as learn to fucking google image search bitch
Never did /fraud/ myself, but a bro of mine was fapping 8x/day when he was on gear lol
Fucking hell, come to think of it, I was fapping around 8x/day as a teenager... I wonder if I could have made sihk gainz if I was lifting back then?
I don't even know how you would manage that.
There is no greater pleasure than fapping at school or fapping at WORK.
Especially work... If you fap during work hours, then that's time you're getting paid for. Makes me feel like a lowkey prostitute. Kek!
Tfw terribly conflicted
Almost 22 and want to smash sexy sloots because I'm on tren, and will be easy, and want to before I'm too old. But I'm "in love" w my gf.
Why do we have to live in a society where polygamy is looked down upon. Why can't I have my amazing gf and fuck dumb bimbo slooty qts
Oh believe me it's possible
It's like you've never even been on gear
>when I was on test
>get laid 1-2 times by gf a day
>still not nearly enough to satisfy me, ready to go again 15-20 mins later
>see sexy women and all I can think about for the next hour or two is fucking them
>fap a couple times
on average I probably came around 5-6 times a day
I could see someone managing 8 easy
I don't even want to know what tren will be like
you would not believe the amount of taxpayer money paid to soldiers every year for beating off while they're on the clock
that number is still only a fraction of the amount paid for people shitting at work, I think the only time I didn't exclusively do that was during leave or weekends
this nigga failed pre-algebra in 8th grade
Working life is 50 years (in Australia now anyway)..
You spend 10 minutes a day fapping or shitting, that is:
>50 minutes by the end of the year
>2500 minutes by the end of the 50 week working year
>41 hours, 40 minutes
As a working week is 38 hours, you have jerked off/shatted for more than a week... Multiply this by 50 years and it means you have spent more than one whole working year with your ass on the toilet and your dick in your hand..
But you MUST be consistent.. No less than 10 minutes a day
Let me put this into perspective for you...
Do you watch/fap to porn?
Then according to HER, you are already cheating on her... You re guilty in her eyes and you have zero dumb-sloot pussy to show for it...
Might as well take the plunge and fuck a broad.. We've all had side chicks mate.. You'll get over it
Holy fuck I need to find better friends.
>At library studying with qt
>Not much studying going on, mostly getting to know one another / establishing tension
>Random friend from class appears
>"Ohhh, are you two studying for that quiz???"
>Sits down with us
>Texts a bunch of other people that her and I are studying
>They all come
>We actually end up studying
>am really bored, so is she
>it's late, she leaves. leave with her.
>"I like you but your friends ruined the night. We can do this again though..."
honestly think i got cockblocked.
tne is a solution in a carrier oil, suspension is water-based and is temporarily suspended in solution via agitation like shaking a liquid oral bottle
what happens when you're friends with autists that can't into social/behavioral cues
Your friend probably wanted to do well on the quiz.
Not yet. Probably messed up there. We hit it off pretty well before my autistic friend showed up, so I'm hoping she'll stick true to her word and give me another shot.
He should learn on reading social cues first. Christ I'm a bit autistic, but even I can sense when I'm not wanted.
suspension is going to probably be a slightly faster uptake with the resultant higher hormonal spike and obviously a shorter effective half-life, but I'm guessing it's fractional
testosterone without an ester aka testosterone base
add bacteriostatic water, it's a suspension
add carrier oil + ba, it's a solution aka tne
suspension has horrifying pip, only takes barely a little logic hop to come to the conclusion that it's because the water is absorbed almost instantly and the hormone crystallizes before you can blink
on that subject I wonder how much effect carrier oil viscosity has on tne pip
How do you guys deal with back acne? I started taking test and my back is covered now
>regrow the hair I lost in 2008
My hair is thinning on the back of my head, I thought test would just make that worse? I need to see a doctor ASAP before I turn into a bald fat fuck.
Should I be concerned the Western Union contact is from fucking Ukraine?
ahh moldova, ordered many of rons from there. id put money i know what source you used. basically the walmart of rons.
ive sent dozens of WU payments, never had that happen. weird. people over there are also real dumb, so
because there are plenty of dry roids that dont convert to estro. i would do wini only cycles and didnt use pct drugs. people WAY over exaggerate the use of pct drugs. it's silly. there are monster ass pros who would just stop taking roids...no nolva no nothing. your body wants to return to homeostasis.
there are plenty tinfoil hat roiders who say pct was invented by dealers, idk if id go that far but ya.
You really got the shit end of the roid stick kek
i thought that was a joke at first. eh wouldnt be my first choice but i'm sure it's totally fine. check them on that E-lectronic Roids source site. check their name. E as in electronics to check your Roids ..ya know/
k hafta go for now my email is my name @safe-mail.
I'm calling bullshit
Site enhancement oil for sure