/roids/

>>35732423
Brb
Breaking into post office ffs

In for literally dead from hangover

>>35732490
Worthit?

>>35732490
>getting hangover
lmao watch out so you don't break your hip gramps

How much did you guys research steroids before you started using?

>>35732521
until I knew how vatious compounds affect the body and how various compunds can interact with one another

>>35732496
I had a good time but no grills

>>35732538
Its good you can have a goodtime without them.

I get frustrated when that happends

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>>35732420
>circus sideshow freaks

>>35732566
>being this insecure

>>35732566
Yeah
Zyzz was fucking grotesque

what's the general protocol from frontloading?

>>35732575
I know you're insecure, but what am I?

>>35732577
I know you're grotesque, but what am I?

>>35732513
>not drinking so much your body punishes you for poisoning it
I also went from beer to liquor
>>35732550
My goal for the night was to have a good time not to get with a grill so I'm OK with what went down

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in4 making huge pots of chili and drinking coffee while watching the snow fall

>>35732392

ouch, spasms can go away ezpz with relaxants but lat strain is fukt

>>35732450

jfc brad

>>35732513

look at this gaylord edgemaster proud that he doesn't get a hangover from a sixer of natty ice

come back when you can keep up with professional drunks like korean marines

>>35732610
A shitposter.

>>35732610
You're a pretty funny guy.

>>35732625
Nope, I'm normal and accepted by society, you're clearly not.

>>35732629
>thinks I'm being funny

>>35732591
I have no idea, all I know is that it's pretty outdated. People don't do that shit any more.

>>35732591
The patience to wait for a long ester to kick in.

>>35732591
Just look it up on steroidplot

>>35732622
Jfc u

>>35732644
So, what do you have to contribute to this thread?

>>35732566
your very own mom probably sits back and fantasizes about how she wishes she could have a big macho confident muscle dude fuck her in the ass. we are those dudes.

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After 10 days of tinder obsession, I found my 10/10, and I learned some things..

> post your butt on Tinder and eventually a 10/10 will come along; pictures of animals and friends are for betas
> don't talk about drugs or alcohol
> don't date drunk
> some girls will take offense to anything; never apologize -- ever
> don't tell girls "uhuh" or otherwise imply their lies are lies; pretend to believe
> don't use keywords such as "hook-up"
> 95% are sluts, just want to hook-up, it's best done in 15 minutes, be clever, unique, confident, chill, use smileys
> never show affection or imply desperation; never beg until after they show you the pussy -- then you can beg
> give them enough 'personality' so they can tell themselves
> casual jokes don't work as pick-up lines; riddles are better, catch-22's are best
> green brings out the blue eyes; some bitches will fuck you based on eyes alone
> don't mention your shitty car; don't mention money; they don't really care
> inexperience is not a deal breaker if you're hot
> better to compliment their ass than their interests; they don't really care
> don't wear violet or a tie; seriously, no ties
> have a full groomed beard or shave it
> alpha behaviour
> redirect questions like "what do you do for fun" onto them
> say "you" twice as often as "I" or "me"
> girls automatically assume aryan men are not loyal so they're reluctant; girls want to be loved forever by you after they suck your dick and break your heart
> be tall

There's more but that'll do it.

>>35732521
I lurked on /fit/ and /fraud, for like two years before I even considered steroids

>>35732667
>steroidplot
doesn't exist any more

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>>35732751

I guess I could put something together, should I?

>>35732740
thanks mossad, you guys really up your public relations by giving these tips

>>35732768
do it.. theres something called steroidsgraph thats pretty similar, but unable to share the cycles

>>35732740
>be tall

well fuck

>>35732657
>>35732664
is there a reason not to frontload?

>>35732798
More side-effects but not more gains

>>35732798
Not very much benefit

>>35732815
>>35732816
You're at your peak levels faster, spend less time on gear (likely helping your health markers), and can cycle/blast more times in a year through frontloading.

>>35732869
-was the old theory that didn't work and now people don't do that stupid shit any more.

Can someone redpill me on how to get into being a fraud?

when will we start to see hetrosexual male couples starting to adopt children?

>>35732893
>buy druggas from a rusty shack
>inject druggas from a rusty shack
>???
>/fraud/

>>35732928
Should mention that I'm a Canadian so how do I get passed the boarder.

>>35732960
>the boarder

I have no real friends. :( This makes me very sad. I have lots of "friends" that are out drinking with bitches and shit, I never get invited. I hate myself.

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Mfw snowed in and can't lift or deposit check to order gear

Making sick cryotherapy gainz tho

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Worth it to go low test (trt dose, 250mg) and high tren? Will I see diminished gains vs high test + high tren?
Currently running 500 test with 400 tren (3rd week). These fucking mental sides are killing me though, god damn emotions and insomnia.

>>35732521
Approx 3 years, mostly because I had to take care of the shit in my life to be able to 100% focus on lifting.
My bathtub chemicals from a dirty greek gyros stand will arrive on monday, I'm hyped to start.

>>35732928
How to email you and also are you stateside

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>>35732980
>I have no real friends. :( This makes me very sad. I have lots of "friends" that are out drinking with bitches and shit, I never get invited. I hate myself.

Same here. The self defeating attitude definitely doesn't help the situation though.
Made a PoF account yesterday. Messaged a few grills, got one message back with the worst fucking attitude. Was so disappointed and just ended up deleting the account.

>>35732980
Protip: invite them over to your place sometime

>>35733034
Something similar happened to me.. sucks, I have really no idea what to do to change my current situation.
Good luck to you bro

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> MOSSAD'S SUMMARY OF STEROIDS & LIFE
> "from forever alone to banging 10/10 BDSM girl"

> 1991-2005: be born, actually am a hit with the girls until high school
> 2005-2010: narcolepsy kicks in, get fat, misdiagnosed as 'ADHD', migraines every day, blow off high school, go partially bald, become fat hacker nerd beta but bros with the alphas, start online 'business'
> Dec 30th: car accident, hit my head pretty hard, get severely depressed and move 550 miles away, can't seem to code anymore
> 2011-2012: live off six-figure passive income from online 'business' with hot Russian bitch, eventually go crazy and lose everything
> 2013-2014, attempt suicide and only get brain damage, move back home and gain 40 lbs of bloat, eventually hit gym and train natty for 2 years, plateau at 200 lb on most exercises, hour of intense cardio everyday but forever fat, no erection for an entire year
> 2015: have zero testosterone, lowest 0.1% (73 ng/dl), put on androgel, diagnosed with Narcolepsy, regrow the hair I lost in 2008, start dressing better, go back to school, get Associate's Degree in Comp Sci, attend a real university, switch to Medicine
> 6 months ago: begin HCG, clomid
> 5 months ago: inject Test and Tren for first time, #yolo
> 1 month ago: quit steroids and narcolepsy medications, begin 50 mg Clomid + 20 mg Anavar to prove a point about hypothalamic regulation
> 3 weeks ago: re-experience a moment from the past with my first gf, in love with her again, memories come back, get a nose bleed, pupils dilated AF, crying, mind fragmented like it's 2009 and now simultaneously, pass out
> hyper as fuck ever since, zero social anxiety, stronger, faster, more coordinated, smarter, hitting on all the bitches, got my mojo back, may not be narcoleptic anymore?
> blood Test, natty testosterone is fully restored on while Anavar, in fact it's high.

Off the top of my head, really there's so much shit that has happened in my life, I could write a thousand pages of enticing insanity.

>>35732980
get more involved in things and not on the computer.
>>35732996
lowering your test wont make you feel any better in my experience. some same opposite though. tren isnt a picnic senpai i basically dont run it anymore
>>35733034
pof is a shithole. best thing i ever did on that site was deleting my account after a month.

>>35733089
not even comparable to a day in the life of chem

>roids
Enjoy your osteoporosis, LOL

is there an easier way to buy bitcoins. like can i go to walmart or something and buy a card? i tried linking it to my bank account n shit and it wasnt working and really turned me off to the whole bullshit.
pisses me off good sources are going bc only.

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>>35733145

I know this is a meme but we all know that anabolic steroids treat osteoporosis, right?

>>35733110

Nobody compares to Chem. <3

>>35733156
Yo ima email u in like 10m

>>35732893
Bitcoin, pgp, and Reddit

>>35733210
>is there an easier way
>yes but not sure
>email me
wtf do you not understand.
and yeah idk my bank declined coinbase id probably have to call them or something to approve it. it's a local one and not on the list they had going

>>35733205
i will say the only good thing about reddit is the sauce area. the rest is a bunch of black loving hippies

Turk i emailed u

>>35733151
localbitcoins and moneygram
libertyx
bitcoin atm's
circle

Try any of those

does accutane effect gains?

why are ballerinas so hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPM8LKYMcXs

Literally doing tax refund so I can buy some more test and tren, gonna extend my blast by a few months.

>>35733529
>gonna extend my blast
>by a few months

why is it that everyone who is into fitness has autism except roiders?

>>35732420
I have to pass a drug test for anabolic steroids
How long do I have to be off test and pct for me to be able to pass?

>>35733205
You don't need bit coins
Pgp is also optional
You can just use tutanota

>>35733552
meathead stereotype, also I disagree I don't know how it is where you live but here in sweden the fitness culture is pretty big and those people are not autistic

>>35733552
we see through all the bullshit
>>35733529
thats how i'm spending my check
>>35733559
is there even a test for synthetic test? what type of test for who? military or something?

>>35733597
It's for fire fighting
Website says they test for "anabolic steroids"
Like I dunno what they even mean or test for
Like a standard blood test for testosterone?

>>35733619
it could either be A- total bullshit. there is a top ifbb guy who is a nypd his name escapes me. there are tests that can detect different steroids, but testosterone is a natural hormone in your body, so if anything they could maybe do a blood test and check how high your test is.
so you could either start a dose of like 100mg/wk maybe 3wks before the test, take the test, then reup the dose. or just go off, pct maybe 2 months before the test. at worst you will have lower than normal test levels and they call you a sissy little bitch, but thats probably worst case scenario. tldr- you're fine if its just test.
is it obvious i took a ton of adderal earlier

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How long can i blast tren e before dying?

Hypothetically ofcourse

Say there is a bitcoin atm near me, i walk up to it...then wtf do i do. do you like link it to a coinbase account or something

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i am proud of my stash, must be like having a baby or some shit like that.

>>35733763
Think you have to "mine" it or some shit like that

>>35733706

well eventually high blood pressure will harden and scar your arteries allowing them to become atherosclerotic as your fucked lipids get velcroed to those damaged spots and grow into giant plaque deposits, one of which will eventually pop off and float around until it gets caught in an important blood vessel and yoh have a heart attack

or the chronic hypertension causes a clot to form somewhere and float along up to your brain where it gets stuck and you stroke out

>>35733462
libertyx is good

>>35733836
That test depot is probably fake mate, I'd put money on the amps not having the snake eyes on them and them being different levels

>>35733836
i once had an order of about 30 of those galenikas :( do you have friends there or go shopping near serbia

>>35733862
*depo
Fucking phone

>>35733848
G2g

>>35733842
they said it's been removed or some shit. will these fucking drug dealers get their head outta their ass. we are dumb as fuck meatheads not investment haxor money launderers

>>35733836
>must be like having a baby
Wana trade?

>>35733930
do you really? how old are you? half my friends have them and i swear they just wana say don't have kids. not saying you dont love the hell out of your child...but if you could do it different..
then again i turned my natty test off years ago who knows if i could

>>35733862
they are still from our friendly serbian gal, dumpt 1k into his stuff those are 100% legit and already bloodtest aproved.
>>35733876
rip gal... please come back our knight in shiny armor
>>35733930
lol no thanks, just something normal people would say i guess

>>35733920
>Create an account on Circle
>Sync debit card
>Buy bitcoin
>???
>Gains

What's so hard dude?

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>>35733919

checkem

shitty angle but w/e its what you get

>>35733973
i did that with coinbase and it declined it. probably my bank. ill try that site though
>>35733970
i miss him ;(
back to pinning toiletbowl rons :(

>>35733969
Nah, just fucking around.
Its not mine.
I just have a thing going with a fuckt degenerate preganant jailb8
(Not even joking -_- )

>>35733970
>normal people
>on a taiwanese bukake trading card forum

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>>35734046
point taken ill stop pretending to be normal

I'm 95% sure my coach/trainer is on or has used gear before. How do I bring it up without accusing him or making things awkward?

>>35734096
So umm,,,
You want the baby or nah?
You can prolly teach it tricks?

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>suddenly losing gains even though using the same gear at the same dose

wot

>>35734173
diet?

>>35734156
no thanks ill take more gear instead
>>35734155
hey coach i want to get bigger can we do something different?

>>35734155
ask him if he uses creatine and celltech

>>35734200
Bleh

how much does balls get smaller on a 12 week cycle?

>>35734199
even if I wasn't eating enough, shouldn't I be getting leaner

>>35734329
wat

>>35734200
Would that really be enough to get the point across? He already has me bulking at a pretty solid rate (a couple pounds a month)

>>35732939
Just gave him word I'll be placin' a big order for hiz shiz in about two weeks so that shack would be ready to rock 'n roll.

You get his shit yet?

>>35734404
>you get his shit
Its still floating around our broken postal systen

So why is Slut back on, all his friends die?

>>35734525
All his friends are in whatsapp

>>35734437
damn senpai
Curious to know the pip, etc.
Idr what you bought tho either. Tren and test? Forget the ester.

>>35734599
all my friends are in my head

:(

>>35734627
Same here, all I have are memories.

>>35734644
God damn.. me too

Are we all friendless monsters?

>>35734612
TrenA testP and pharama proviron.
It sounds like the pip isnt a issue

Ooh and juuuust set (00:24) set up a date with a bipolar girl for tomorrow.

>sup
sup
>what are you doing tomorrow?
visiting my gran and doing homework. you?
>looking for something to do now
something about homework
>coolcool, when youre done lets do something
Oookaaay cool x
Inb4 flake

>>35734644
Oh fuck memories. No, not those.

>>35734662
Yes.

>>35734627
You could always adopt a baby.
It'll love you for afleast 13years

>>35734644
>memories
Good ones, I hope?

who got snow?

>>35734708
>You could always adopt a baby.
>It'll love you for afleast 13years
Nah I'd drown the fucker after about 5 minutes.

>>35734715
Speak for yo damn self
Hot af here >:c

>>35734715
your mothers cunt

>>35734675
Let me know how the PIP and feels are
Ordering from him in 2 or so weeks.
16 vials tren a and 6 test prop
So it'd be chill to already have a heads up on what it's like

lel now you got actually set a specific event/time or you'll lose 'er m8

>>35734715
like an hour's worth

>>35734748
Its a boy* tho
You can mould him in your image
Inject him with tren
Start early
You can basically create your own mrO

>>35734767
>set a specific time
Good call.

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>>35733949
rip

>>35734029
holy shittt.

that are some crazy huge calves. mirin

lemme guess.. you never trained them?

>>35734708
Mostly.

>>35734780
can you imagine injecting a baby with 1g tren and 500mg test every week?
like wtf would even happen besides fucking his hormones for life
At least he''d already be dtp as a teen and not a bitch about needles

>>35734814
ik bbyboo
talking from my experience
When I ask GG out to see Deadpool, I'm just gonna say
>Hey, you know of any reason you may be busy Feb 12?
No CP, not that I can think of. Maybe work
>Okay, tell your boss you either need to work that morning or have the day off
but why CP
>I'm picking you up at 7:30, taking you to dinner, and we're gonna go see Deadpool.
Oh okay CP, that sounds great.

Women are simple. You literally just have to tell them what they're doing. Don't give them choices. They can't make a decision. You decide for them, and you win almost every time.

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btw. this is that faggot from /plg/, that tried to raid this thread.

kek his hairline is receding faster than France
Brick(2016)

>>35734859
The baby will prolly die after a while

And lol, took me a sec to realise CP = coldpepper and not something else :^)

>>35734888
don't forget that he has a foot fetish and always try to sneak in his toes in the corner of every image he uploads

>>35734888
awh shit, i didn;t save it right

>>35734894
>tfw roid baby can't survive
>tfw roid baby survived but his growth plates fused at 6 months old so he's forever 2'4 and swoleymoley

Lmao Yeah, party van don't take me away

>>35734914
Just imagine a 2'4 super baby moving furniture with ease

>party van
Pls god no

>>35734914
>>35734938
just keep estro low so growth plates don't fuse and pump him with HGH

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>>35734715

bit over two foot maybe closer to three

>>35734842

literally never

naturally walk more on my toes plus retarded amounts of rucking

actually used to be bigger, had to cut the legs on my uniforms cause they wouldn't fit over my calves otherwise

>>35734888

ahahahaha

>>35734960
Sounds like you know how to do it.
I can have it shipped from the end of March

>>35734938
Lmao this would epic af

>>35734960
smart thinking anon.

Well guys I've think I've met a really good girl. Last night though she was like, "I don't see what you see in me. I need to lose some weight. You totally outshine me. " she's still really hot, but if she did lose a little weight she'd be a easy 10. Obviously I want to get her into the fitness lifestyle as it's something I'm into but how should I go about it without looking like I'm forcing her or purposely trying to improve her. I really don't care about her weigh but like I said she has extreme potential.

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>>35734982
Yeah, i thought so.

Great calve genetics. Some ppl just have them, without doing anything for it.

>had to cut the legs on my uniforms cause they wouldn't fit over my calves otherwise
crazy. i have to hide them.

>>35734767
ain't that bad
>>35734754
where are you yolo?
>>35734982
that's more like it
31' so far in my area

>>35735064
Goooood luck bre

>>35735064
Stick it in her shitter for /fraud/ breh

>>35735167
The black continent of aids and ebola

>>35735184
thanks
>>35735206
haha I'll try

>>35735209
make sure you strap it up bro

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>>35735064
that's good news breh.

i'am happy for you

you can always change the body, but it's harder to change te face.

some ppl that lose weight are still ugly.

Gahd unrelieble people piss me the fuck off

>"hey man lets hit the gym at 3:30"
>"sure im down"
>"meet at the bus stop"
>3:45
>dropped off the face of the fucking earth

/rant

Anavar pumps are amaaazing brehs, I cant get enough of the stuff.

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Should I hand in my manlet card and get on HGH?

>>35735380
that ain't right, breh

I'd have hit the gym with you

>>35735408
Hes always involved with ex gf drama so thats prolly it. Ill forgive him tho


Sm h

>>35735407
have you gotten an x-ray to see if your growth plates are fused?

So hooked up with a grill from tinder. Went over to her place and left my expensive jacket over at her house. I've tried calling her/texting multiple times to get it back. Its been like a month and just *67'd her to get her to pick up and she basically told me to fuck off. Cant really just show up at her house cause shes a dealer and can legally shoot me. What do i do?

>>35735433
Don't be a dumbass next time.

>>35735433
girls on tinder are scumbags. count it as a loss man. or text her a really sad text how you need it, your gma gave it to you or some over the top sad shit

>>35735433
Tell your mum. She won't be annoyed or upset, just concerned for you

>>35735450
>>35735462
If i still lived in my old state I would legit just go to her fucking house. Its not like she can call the fucking cops shes got thousands of dollars worth of edibles and plants in her fucking house.

>>35727867
If I cut down to 13/14% and cycle 12 weeks of test e(first timer) should I bulk or recomp?

Or not be a pussy and drop down to 10%?

>>35735483
I copy and pasted this comment like 4 hours ago when I had no signal, my bad

>>35735430
not really to be honest

I wonder how that'd go with my doctor.
>I'm sick of being manlet pls xray and tell me if I can still make it

>>35735433
im a psycho id probably show up. its kinda understandable

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>>35735433
just get the jacket. Do you wear the pants? Does a girls decide your faith?

>not doing what it takes

>>35735505
>go to doctor
>ask for x-ray
>ask for hgh
>doctor will say no because you are not a legit dwarf
>tell him that you will inject chinese bathtub hgh if he won't prescribe it to you and that he is accountable for your death
the part about chinese bathtub is very important don't leave that out

npp vs eq.
any first hand runs w you guys?
liked eq a lot but made me meh in libido. never ran deca/npp

>>35735433

even if technically she can under castle laws she'd have to be massively fucking retarded to have any kind of leo attention anywhere near her grow/deal op

>>35735588
Deca gave me insomnia but the pumps, skin gains and overall muscle increase is worth it, even 300mg a week will be great

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>>35734888
here ya go
from a natty guy in plg

we hate him too
desu we probably hate him more than you
he spends all his free time shitting up plg

he will deny that its him to the end of days
doesnt matter
from the reaction he made when it was first posted, it was very clear that it was him

>>35735607
i got a belly goin on starting my cut. i hold water kinda easy. will i turn into puffman

>>35735652
No mate you'll be fine, at least under 400mg....above that and you're on your own breh

Npp would be better though bf you're worried about water.....dat der daily pinning dough

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>>35735638
Excellent.

Thank you sir. (psshhh.. i don't hate you)

This will come in handy, with future counter arguments & trolls.

>>35735638
Kek, how old is he?
>still living with his parents, drinking in his room

>>35735670
have you ran eq? my arms look like blue ribbon cattle on that senpai

>>35735433
Tell the fucking police. Get her arrested for having a shit tonne of drugs and get your jacket back. She's a bitch, she fucking deserves it.

Anyway, what did you do to make her angry at you? How did you manage to leave your jacket?

>>35735725
No mate, well not for any length of time to get a true feel for it, having to give blood and inject so much puts me off

>>35735698
22 or 23

hes 5'9
about 80kg
from vancouver
lives with his mother
dad left when he was a kid, he has gone on drunken rants about his dad, calling him a faggot etc
once admitted to fapping to gay porn while drunkenly slurring on tinychat
doesnt compete in powerlifting
cant bench because his shoulder is fucked
cant deadlift because shoulder aswell
spends his time squatting bitchweight and getting drunk shitposting on plg,/pol/ and /sp/
fell in love with a 4/10 autistic girl that spams plg sometimes
punchline:
claims to own an estate and a suite and claims he had sex with 85 girls in his lifetime

>>35732740
The sucking your cock until you love them, and they split is true. Very true.

Okay, probably a retarded fucking question.

Lets say youd do a 12week 500mg testosterone enanthate only stack for first cycle

the bottles have 10ml in it, and the dose is: 250 mg/ml.

Offcourse all the other extra shit like estrogen blockers etc would be in their to.

But how many bottles would i need at the very least?

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>>35735770
>from vancouver

Fuck this gay city

>>35735755
i didnt donate shit bro. lived to tell the tale. but the lower libido i did not like

>>35735810
Three bottles...

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>>35735770

>>35735810
10 doses per bottle. thats 5 weeks per bottle at that dose. 1ml=250ml. 10ml bottle.

>>35735770
Lmaooo.

Great info. Great input.

Thanks

>>35735858
250mg. i mean. i suck at math too man. it took me a while

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>>35735680
>This will come in handy, with future counter arguments & trolls.

Mirin your dedication. Even shitposting is integrated into your bodybuilding lifestyle.

>>35735810
>>35735826
>>35735858
>>35735874

10ml in a bottle

per ml 250MG of test

Cycle is 500Mgram of a test a week

so 2ml = 500mg of test

10ml of 1bottle devided by 2 = 5weekly doses from 1 bottle

12weeks, so 5,5 and a bit, so 3bottles.

yay for science....that or basic math skills

i probably overcomplicated this shit to hell and back, but id rather some ppl smack me in the face and say i was being an idiot and include the answer.

Thanks

>>35735942
i'm just as dumb and do the same shit. yes you got it my friend

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>>35735770
Sounds like a poster child for legalizing assisted suicide

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>>35735927

jesus fucking christ I know the whole thing about keeping an ugly friend around to make yourself look hotter, but this is ridiculous

>>35732984
Fag if you actually lifted a bit of snow would not stop you

>>35736000

oh my god the redhead

where to get HGH?

>>35736075
break into pharmacy

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>>35736011
I bet she's in great demand for group pics

>>35735958

Thanks m8

I think has more to do with, well, wanting to be sure about wtf im doing and not accidently buying to little and discovering to late and have to get more gear and not being able to pin when id need to...

But cool, itl be cheaper then expected

>>35736219
cheerleader effect, let's take a close look at each one individually
>1
lol
>2
no
>3
is she someone mother or what
>4
kinda hot
>5
nah
>6-8
hotties
>9
no
>10
no
>11
fucking lanklets lmao
>12
looks fat because of the mirror I hope but a qt

>>35736228
the exact thoughts were going through my head when i was doing it all haha glad to help

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>>35736250

>>35736292

Ive been probably doing research on and off for a a year and a half.

Taking in the good and bad,
Finding a suplier is the hardest fucking thing, Just go through website that seems reliable, find a dude in a gym that looks like he knows the shit...but nobody where i train looks good enough.

Anyways, thanks tom

>>35732613
So what. I mix alcohol all the time and don't get hangover. Hangover is for pussies.

>>35736315
top kek at the lanklet bending her knees to avoid shaming her womanlets friends

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>>35736345

oh jesus christ get the fuck out

my liver has seen shit it calls a tuesday night that would send you to the fucking er getting your stomach pumped

>>35735748
I literally went over to her place to have sex and left my jacket and thats like the entire story lol. shes just a trashy whore.

>>35736332
there is a very popular ron review site that isnt half bad and free.its where i started my email is my name @safe-mail if you really need help. literally did the same shit you went through 5yrs ago cruisin the past few yrs

gonna go do snow removal
keep me warm /fraud/

>>35733089
>androgel with 73 ng/dl tot test
your endo was an idiot or was it your PCP?

>>35736402
just pop some dnp

I pity those who dont have access to a school dining hall

>1500 calorie meals without trying
>Buffet style
>freshman qt's mirin
>dont have to prepare food nor wash dishes

>>35736496
>freshman qt's mirin
pls be high school qt's

>>35736436
have some but bulkan'
>>35736496
>paying for that shit food

>>35736530
High school girls mire anything that's been in a gym for two days. They go fucking crazy over a roided physique.

>smashed a couple of HS seniors this summer
>no regrets

>>35736360
>tfw brick senpai tells someone to fuck off for you

I know prohormones ar best used to kickstart a cycle but i won't be able to pin at all for a while.
Will two oral only cycle of 4 weekson 4off, 4on 4off, murder my liver and leave me for dead?

>>35736399

Thank you,

But have some shit financial shit going on so even if i wanted to run gear id be unable to, Sucks ass though, been training for rougly 5years now, fucked around for almost half a year to 3/4th of a year on useless shit.
And still strength wise incredibly far from what i want, and aesthethics even further haha. /rant

>>35736554

I actually love my schools dining hall food, it was rated one of the top in the country I think

>>35736496
>>35736530
>>35736560
90% of my desire to go to uni and end up in 100K worth of student debt is just wanting to smash 18yo sloots again.
gf is gonna be 20 soon and if GoT taught me anything, that's "too old"
Gotta go out and smash easy girls again, especially now I look 100% better than last time I was single

>>35736315

8>12>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All the other trash

>>35736619
I kinda wanna adopt a child with a hetrosexual male

>>35736619

Qts a plenty here at school. Too bad Im too busy to smash 3 diff girls a week

>>35736642
Why tho?
Kids are a pain in the ass

>>35736679
>too busy

No. No you're doing something wrong

sup guise, 2 weeks in on my test and dbol cycle
and my testicle's are sore and my cum is brown.. what the fuck is up with that?

>>35736619
>>35736679
>>35736716
Fuck bruh, I'm not even smashing one girl right now. Literally between classes and Chipotle BS, I never had time.

definitely need to just man up at this point and break the dry spell while i don't have any excuses.

How long can you run Tren Ace 250mg/wk?

>>35732420
I just did my first injection of test-E and I'm still shaking. it took me 2 attempts because I aspirated blood the first time and wasn't expecting that. It was completely painless but it looks a bit red since I didn't pull out completely straight since I was nervous and sort of jerked it.

What are some negative side effects that you guys have experienced.

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>running dbol
>test cyp coming in
Plan to run test for 16 weeks @ 200 to 250mg p/week
What kind of idea of mass will I gain if im running a strength routine

Thinking of getting into the /fraud/ trade (ausbro)
Gonna cook my own shit and sell

Any tips?

>>35736836
Go to r sst, they'll know more

>>35732420
I'm not lifting till Monday, but it wouldn't matter if I started DBol cycle today though, right? I imagine it would take at least a week for me to feels it anyways.

whats a respectable bench squat deadlift natty bruhs

>>35736929
deadlift 200kg 440lbs
squat 200kg
bench 150kg 330lbs

>>35736831
at 250/wk not much
especially with a strength routine

>>35736861
Cheers mate

>>35736952
tfw dont lift and deadlift 150 lbs squat 115 lbs and bench 135 lbs

kill me

>>35736998
What if you're low test to begin with?

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>>35737085

>>35737101
ask me anything

>>35737116
how old are u?
and
do u love me?

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>>35737116

are you comfortable knowing that someone could literally beat you to death with their bare hands and you are completely helpless to stop them

like that little invisible sliver of an instant, that moment your heart skips half a beat in fear where you understand how totally vulnerable you are if someone decides to throw social conditioning into the trash

>>35737187
18
no
>>35737188
nope that's why i'm going to start "trt"ing. 171 testosterone, i forgot what the measurement is called.

>>35737202
>no
Well, fuck you then little pussy ass bitch, you will never amount to anything and nobody loves you either!

>>35737216
enjoy your osteoporosis faggot

:^)

>>35737188
Who's that woman?

Frauding is fun
I'm only two weeks in and girls can practically smell the test coming off me.

Since starting i now have 5 different fuck buddies! One is a depraved cum slut that lets me do anything to her and she worships my average cock.

Yesterday she came over to get her throat fucked and instead of cumming down her throat she begged for me to bust on her face.

This bitch kept my frauding cummy semen on her face for 2 hours after i finished.

Now i see why you guys never come off !

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>>35732815
>>35732816
>>35732889
Frontloading makes perfect sense if you think about it but why exactly is it "stupid shit" now?

>>35737278
>This bitch kept my frauding cummy semen on her face for 2 hours after i finished.
that is absolutely disgusting

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>>35737266

pornstar, marie-claude bourbonnais aka marie carle or marry bardot

also known as learn to fucking google image search bitch

>>35737303
Bitches love semen

>>35737487
It's true, I should get another bj tonight :^)

>>35737616
Triggered

>>35737616
Never did /fraud/ myself, but a bro of mine was fapping 8x/day when he was on gear lol

Fucking hell, come to think of it, I was fapping around 8x/day as a teenager... I wonder if I could have made sihk gainz if I was lifting back then?

So would asking about PCT and AI sources still be considered source talk? I mean, it's "research" chemicals amirite?

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>>35737716
>fapping 8x/day

I don't even know how you would manage that.

>>35737749
There is no greater pleasure than fapping at school or fapping at WORK.

Especially work... If you fap during work hours, then that's time you're getting paid for. Makes me feel like a lowkey prostitute. Kek!

>>35737712
You're the one scoring freaky sex with Asian hoes m8

Tfw terribly conflicted

Almost 22 and want to smash sexy sloots because I'm on tren, and will be easy, and want to before I'm too old. But I'm "in love" w my gf.
fuck
Why do we have to live in a society where polygamy is looked down upon. Why can't I have my amazing gf and fuck dumb bimbo slooty qts
:(

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>>35732740

>tfw 5'8 natty manlet

>>35737778
tfw Tren dick gets you every time

I cruised a while and just hopped back on a measly dose to start with 50mg EOD, 1 week in and hornyness is too fucking real

>>35737749
Oh believe me it's possible
It's like you've never even been on gear

>when I was on test
>get laid 1-2 times by gf a day
>still not nearly enough to satisfy me, ready to go again 15-20 mins later
>see sexy women and all I can think about for the next hour or two is fucking them
>fap a couple times
on average I probably came around 5-6 times a day
I could see someone managing 8 easy

I don't even want to know what tren will be like

>>35737778
I'm about to blow your fucking mind...

You CAN have your cake and eat it too... Just don't get caught. You feel me nigga?

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>>35737775

you would not believe the amount of taxpayer money paid to soldiers every year for beating off while they're on the clock

that number is still only a fraction of the amount paid for people shitting at work, I think the only time I didn't exclusively do that was during leave or weekends

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>>35735810
this nigga failed pre-algebra in 8th grade

cmon anon

>>35737864
Working life is 50 years (in Australia now anyway)..

You spend 10 minutes a day fapping or shitting, that is:
>50 minutes by the end of the year
>2500 minutes by the end of the 50 week working year
Or
>41 hours, 40 minutes
As a working week is 38 hours, you have jerked off/shatted for more than a week... Multiply this by 50 years and it means you have spent more than one whole working year with your ass on the toilet and your dick in your hand..

But you MUST be consistent.. No less than 10 minutes a day

enjoy your stroke at 30
:^)

>>35737996
Joke's on you, I'm currently fully natty after cycling off gear a few weeks ago.

>>35738031
BLOOD CLOTS
L
O
O
D

C
L
O
T
S

>>35732420
is there a pastebin or something for baby's first cycle like there is for DNP?

>>35738100
yea its double u double u double u dot

S U C K M Y D I C K dot com

>>35737822
I wish it was that easy m8

I have this strange feeling of not wanting to be a hypocrite, because I know how fucked up I'd be and how I'd want to murder someone if she cheated

>>35738100
Google search for fraud pastebin

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>>35738119

Can you no longer get HCG from peptide sites anymore? Dieting retards ruined it for us?

>>35738100
the pastebin isnt really good imo. head over to reddit for some good info

>>35738222
Reddit recommended cycles are fucking equipoise are you serious lad?

>>35738256
So you haven't actually looked at them

>>35738314
Go look at their recommended cycles reao quick. They're utter shit.

>>35738325
Considering that a lot of them are pretty much the same as the ones we recommend here you can fuck off

Been lurking/reading on these types of threads for over a year now, any recommended 'supplements' for first timers ? Any of these non-injectable? Thanks.

>>35737776
Literally not atm girlie still has me on ice and these other ladies were boring as fuck when we met up

>>35738382

Some people take oral Creatine but I just inject that shit.

>>35738382
if you've been lurking that long you wouldn't have asked that

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>>35738401

shine on you crazy bare-assed diamond

>>35738125
Let me put this into perspective for you...

Do you watch/fap to porn?
>yes

Then according to HER, you are already cheating on her... You re guilty in her eyes and you have zero dumb-sloot pussy to show for it...

Might as well take the plunge and fuck a broad.. We've all had side chicks mate.. You'll get over it

>>35738382
You should lurk a bit longer

>>35738512
>>35738442

Let me rephrase that. While on a calorie deficit, which oral 'suppliment' is deemed good enough to see better than average strength gains? (Mass is a plus.)

>>35736602
Depends on the prohormone, 1-dhea would be fine, sdrol will just fuck your shit up

>>35738541

the kind of oral supplement that's not methylated and is administered as an intramuscular depot via injection

>>35738541
Dbol, anadrol, superdrol for strength
You're not gonna gain mass in a deficit unless trenbolone. Also stupid ass question

is test suspension tne? like...it's the same thing just different name? was shopping for tne

>>35738214
It's not scheduled and most places that sell injectables online seem to sell hcg so just google it

>>35738382
wini, dbol, tbol are a good safe start. you don't have to inject an oil into your body to get your feet wet with steroids.

Holy fuck I need to find better friends.

>At library studying with qt
>Not much studying going on, mostly getting to know one another / establishing tension
>Random friend from class appears
>"Ohhh, are you two studying for that quiz???"
>Sits down with us
>Texts a bunch of other people that her and I are studying
>They all come
>We actually end up studying
>am really bored, so is she
>it's late, she leaves. leave with her.
>"I like you but your friends ruined the night. We can do this again though..."

honestly think i got cockblocked.

>>35738572

tne is a solution in a carrier oil, suspension is water-based and is temporarily suspended in solution via agitation like shaking a liquid oral bottle

>>35738595

what happens when you're friends with autists that can't into social/behavioral cues

>>35738611
Honestly wanted to tell him to go fuck off, but I knew that'd make me look bad so I didn't.

>>35738611
can you say that in fkin english please. i wana pin pw or prefuck. i wanted tne, is suspension close enough

>>35738611
What's the halflife/effect difference between tne and test suspension? I imagine suspension would take effect quicker but I don't know, I'm merely a broscientist

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>>35738595
Your friend probably wanted to do well on the quiz.

>>35738595

yeah, you got cockblocked. did you set annother date right there ?

>>35738662
see I thought the opposite, having no ester would be instant..yes?
let us wait while our monkey googles

gonna run a test e cycle and was wondering where i should get my PCT from?

my friend told me to go to my family doctor and tell him im on test e and need PCT and he'll prescribe it to me

>>35738662
They're the same compound in different carriers, I assume a water suspension will absorb more quickly than an oil solution but have more pip.

Where do people buy from on the west coast of the US for cyp

curiosity, not looking to buy

>>35738696
Your friend is retarded
Doctors don't prescribe breast cancee drugs for people using illegal hormones.

How can I tell if online sources are trustworthy? It seems ridiculous to get shit in the mail, anyone ever get arrested picking up their mail?

>>35738670
Not yet. Probably messed up there. We hit it off pretty well before my autistic friend showed up, so I'm hoping she'll stick true to her word and give me another shot.

>>35738668
He should learn on reading social cues first. Christ I'm a bit autistic, but even I can sense when I'm not wanted.

>>35738696
>>35738743
Check SST.

>>35738662

suspension is going to probably be a slightly faster uptake with the resultant higher hormonal spike and obviously a shorter effective half-life, but I'm guessing it's fractional

>>35738681

testosterone without an ester aka testosterone base

add bacteriostatic water, it's a suspension
add carrier oil + ba, it's a solution aka tne

>>35738713

suspension has horrifying pip, only takes barely a little logic hop to come to the conclusion that it's because the water is absorbed almost instantly and the hormone crystallizes before you can blink

on that subject I wonder how much effect carrier oil viscosity has on tne pip

>>35738793
cool. thanks dawg

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How do you guys deal with back acne? I started taking test and my back is covered now

>>35738867
do you have arms

>>35733089
How can you fuck up so bad

How do you do sterons in singapore without getting executed?

can i stay on armistane year round or should i really cycle it?

right now i take it for 6 weeks on then 4 off

>>35738867
That better be legit trt m8 because you clearly don't lift

>>35738879
No, I lost them in an accident but I still lift

>>35738867

do you even lift

like seriously, do you actually lift or have you just been sitting around pinning and getting fat

>>35738884

what you can do is throw that bullshit in the trash

>>35733089
>regrow the hair I lost in 2008
My hair is thinning on the back of my head, I thought test would just make that worse? I need to see a doctor ASAP before I turn into a bald fat fuck.

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Should I be concerned the Western Union contact is from fucking Ukraine?

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>>35738882

>>35738903
I lost my arms and one of my testicles in an accident it's TRT breh.

>>35736602
dont do it

i've ran multiple PH only cycles and after serm PCT i got rebound gyno almost every time. i have a lump under my left nip now

>>35738926
yes... did you find that source on fucking google? seems like a scam to me

>>35738903
Dog you may be angrier than me today. That's a feat.

>>35738926
ahh moldova, ordered many of rons from there. id put money i know what source you used. basically the walmart of rons.
ive sent dozens of WU payments, never had that happen. weird. people over there are also real dumb, so

>>35738903
why? its cheap and i like the vascularity gains

>>35738977
so have i when i started, and some without using any pct drugs. never had gyno from them

>>35738595
>disregard women
>acquire academics

>>35739006
why didnt you use pct drugs? just curious?

i got my lump from super dmz 3.0 with clomid afterward

>>35739016

New bread

>>35739016

>>35738977
i will agree though any real roid is better in all aspect to ph's. sdrol is pretty good though

>>35738988
Does it look legit?

Roidsmall.net

>>35739018
because there are plenty of dry roids that dont convert to estro. i would do wini only cycles and didnt use pct drugs. people WAY over exaggerate the use of pct drugs. it's silly. there are monster ass pros who would just stop taking roids...no nolva no nothing. your body wants to return to homeostasis.
there are plenty tinfoil hat roiders who say pct was invented by dealers, idk if id go that far but ya.

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>>35738867
You really got the shit end of the roid stick kek

>>35739033
i thought that was a joke at first. eh wouldnt be my first choice but i'm sure it's totally fine. check them on that E-lectronic Roids source site. check their name. E as in electronics to check your Roids ..ya know/
k hafta go for now my email is my name @safe-mail.

>>35738926
I had this happen on 2 different websites, both turned out fine just read reviews on the internet see if they are trustable

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>>35734029
I'm calling bullshit
Site enhancement oil for sure

>>35739653
>lol