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>No amount of lifting will ever make you this handsome

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>No amount of lifting will ever make you this handsome

Why live brahs?
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>>35715544
i've just realized that he has way more bicep development than triceps development which make his arms look a little odd because triceps are the bigger muscle.
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>>35715544
zick saffron is just in shape
not even hard to achieve
is this what you faggots strive to be?
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>girls mire my face, model-tier eyes
>6'5'' tall
If I just gain muscles up to 90 kg now I'll shit on Zac Efron's retarded look.
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>>35715608
yeah but you'll never be the basketball player from high school musical who helped them discover their sexuality
efron has a place forever in this generation's panties and it doesn't matter what he does from now on he'll always be that guy
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>>35715795
This. You don't understand how many girls rubbed their first one out to a poster of him on their wall.
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>>35715593
Dont be delusional m8 he looks really good to the average normie, if youve actually got something going on in your life, sustaining his body would be hard enough already
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>>35715544
No amount of lifting will ever make him anything more than 5'6.
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>>35715839
>Genuinely falling for the manlet meme
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>>35715839
Nice going champ!
He's got more money, more (and hotter) girls, more influence and more attention than you will ever even be able to conceive of.
But hey, at least you're taller than that loser, right?
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>>35715608
>>35715839
doesn't matter, he is famous, righ and has a 10/10 face and body. don't be delusional, he is and will always be on the spotlight and you won't, he could lock himself in a hotel room and the would still be a lot of girls waiting for him to show up, while you guys and also me have to get drunk to talk and fuck a 6/10 girl
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>>35715848
>>35715849
>>35715866
And it all makes sense. You manlets have finally found a king and now you're forcing it down our throats as if finally you have some sort reason to live.

Either that or you're just hardcore shilling that piece of shit new film he's in with Jew Rogan.
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>>35715810

kek
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>>35715795
>basketball player
>5'7"

Hoooly shit Ive never seen highschool musical but did they really cast a manlet for a basketball player? What the hell.
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>>35715906
I'm 6'1 I just think that clinging onto your height as the only thing that's going for you is pathetic desu.
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>>35715906
>>35715950
Oh and Babo is the manlet King, come on.
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>>35715937

everyone in that movie was like 5'4, he was looking pretty tall.. its all an optical illusion.

hollywood is mostly manlets, they get filmed from below mostly so they appear bigger.

>tfw you thought ironman is at least 6'
>tfw you find out that fucker is most turbo of manlets available on the gene pool
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>>35715544
I hope thats his mum and not his mrs
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Chew some mastiha gum (it's a form of extra hard gum) for jaw gains.

Keep lifting.

Cut like crazy so you reduce bodyfat, making your face more well defined.

Most people can look attractive if they want to. You can even grow a style of chinstrap to accentuate a strong jawline.
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>>35715973
Pretty sure that's a make up artist or hair stylist.
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>>35716038
Duct tape also works, I have massive jaw muscles from chewing the stuff like gum when setting up for gigs/rolling.
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>>35715866
>tfw fucking 7's & 8's easy
>tfw women approach me so I don't gotta work for it
Of course he has an advantage being that rich and famous, but at least I will never get oneitis for some gold-digging leech, marry her and lose it McCartney_style.css.
Don't buy so easy the image Hollywood sells you, most of those clowns OD before 30, are alcoholics or just generally fucking depressed. I doubt their lives are as perfect as they show us.

Personally I'm setting small goals for, improving myself every day and it feels good being just some unknown ordinary individual.
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>b-but dad you aren't alived anymore
>How are you still texting m-me from beyond the grave dad?
>I'm sorry what I did to mum but I d-didn't think you would haunting me
>Dad only want to be f-friend?
>thanks ghost dad :)
>Mum don't come in ghost dad is fucking me

This is what ugly fags actually think
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>>35716146
Aye.

I just want visible abs so I can look and feel sexy.

Also, 2pl8 bench, 2.5pl8 squat, and 3pl8 DL
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>>35715810
>You don't understand how many girls rubbed their first one out to a poster of him on their wall.
Girls develop earlier than boys so the first one tends to be p weird. Probably more have rubbed the first one out to Leonardo from teenage mutant ninja turtles than Elfron
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>8/10 face
>6'1

I wouldnt trade this to look like Zac. His face is around as perfect as it gets, but being a manlet wouldnt be worth it.

If I got the fame along with it, then it's a different story.
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>>35716215
lost my shit trying to picture teenage girls rubbing it to this

lmao
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>>35715839
i used to think height meant shit, but then i spent a few days in the real world

now i just look at some people and think "oh, they're taller" and it affects literally nothing
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>>35716188
keep going breh, we all gonna make it.
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>>35716283
Not sure where you at, but here in scandinavia height means alot. You wouldnt believe the trashtalk I've heard when drinking with my gf and her friends. It's all dicksize, height, beards, how rich that guy is etc. Think about a gang of shallow, drunk chads discussing women. Double the shallowness and you get girls.
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>>35716356
sounds more like a problem with your gf and her friends than a problem with scandinavia, but i've never heard shit talk like that to my face

then again i'm 5'9 so that's not "holy shit i have to banter you about how short you are" tier but it's still fairly small
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fuck me i'm 5'6
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>>35716383
Thats sort of the point, its not something you say to a persons face. Not that 5'9 would attract any insults, thats like average.

But I know a guy in my friend circle that is literally friendzoned by all the girls because of his height. Thing is, he is attractive and I'm sure the girls actually would like to date him. But all the trashtalk creates this stigma, it would make the girl going for him to be the loser in the group.

It works the same with guys I guess, no man would date the "famous slut" that all the guys talk about. But girls are way worse, and with way more petty reasons.
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>>35715544
No
could be this handsome tho

>2016
>having shit genetics
Why did we halt eugenic efforts again?
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>>35716395
not the best pickupline
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>>35715544
>Lift weights
>Have a good body/personality
>Find a girlfriend who tells you that you're handsome
>?????
>Profit
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>>35716146
who the fuck said anything about lifestyle drinking and ODing? i just told you that he can fuck any girl in the world and he will always be on the spotlight wherever he goes.
also fucking 7's & 8's isn't hard bro, slut clubs are a thing everywhere
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>>35716438
if you want to fuck mostly milfs, this is 10/10
if you want to fuck everything and everyone, zac efron is a 10/10
chris evans and chris hemsworth are also on the "i could fuck anyone" club
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>>35716356
>>35716435
Its funny when cucks push this height thing and are all about "REALITY" but the same cucks out here probably get your feelings hurt when people suggest white women are disgusted talk shit and hate on shit skin men on average when they are not around this is the "REALITY" we live in.

TLdr is women are that shallow and out for superficial standing being short is less of a determent than being a shitskin and yet the cuck memes are strong.
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i don't care too much about my face (3/10 and yes i actually care), in highschool time i've seen guys worse than me getting 8/10 girls
confidence, personality, smooth talking and all that bullshit is enough if you're ugly
of course the 9/10 guy got anyone anywhere easily, and the girls were the ones 'friendly' approaching him
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>>35715544
>you will never be that anon who posts put-down threads hourly
>you will never be that anon who has no life
Feels good mane
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>>35715544
Fuck he's got a nice hairline
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>>35715608
>model-tier eyes
What does that mean, they are round? You're fucking delusional m8. Post pic.
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Is it just me but does he look a little old for 28 years old?
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>>35715561
At this point you're knitpicking. You know he looks amazing.
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>>35716880
Not posting my fucking face here are you crazy lol. Like 5 girls has told me I'm an "Ian Somerhalder" look-a-like though. About the same eyes as this I guess, but this faggot has better jawline and hair...
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>>35715608
> if I just do this
> if I just do that
> if if if...

This is the talk of a fedora-wearing bitch
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Mfw burgers think that Effron is pretty.
That guy that plays Superman is a 10/10. Learn your scales properly
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>>35717039
>implying words even exist
>you're cool
Pick one.
Fucking ass-fucking faggot
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>>35717016
The fact you wont post your face here is why your not only lying but not educated about the internet
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You scared
>>35717016
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>>35717223
>your
>educated

uhh what
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>>35717223
>>35717258
Alright faggots. Old photo, so body doesn't really look like that anymore (more shredded). Glasses kind of fucks up the eyes here but idgaf
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>>35717275
Well he did say about the internet m8. why wont you post your face but think you should be able to bring it up and have us listen to you about your faggot eyes? explain.
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>>35717287
straight trash no pussy getting normie.
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>>35717287
Kek
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>>35717303
Troll more newfag.
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>>35717315
You have model anything?
yes or no?

and I am the one trolling kek
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>>35716526
lel, milfs would go for zac, they want young strong bull that will go full savage on their pussy

Don looks more like their husband
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>>35715544
the guy is 5'8 xD
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>>35715593
Yes. It is.
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>>35717334
Never said I did. I'm just calculating the rate of my eyes as a result of what girls have told me. Probably will try to model when I get to 90 kg though, got a good network which actually is more important than looks.

Now post your face or gtfo kek
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>>35717287
>Ian Somerhalder
Please be trolling
If not....
Holy fuck HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>35715544
i thought this was Cavill at first
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>>35717387
this is me>>35717258
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Here is some more
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>>35715561
The term you're looking for is "curl bro"
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>>35717287
>model tier eyes
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>>35715544
zac pls go
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>>35717541
What are you trying to prove?
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>>35717287
>I told him he has super model eyes
>omg Stacy you're so funny
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>>35717541
shave the fucking pubes on your face...
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>>35717541

Lol
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>>35717287
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>>35717841
No one used the term "super". Now go back to your cave skeleton.
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>>35717287
>6'5"

Nigga measure again. Unless you have 10 foot doorways you are nowhere near this height. Take the stilts off to measure.

Source: I'm 6'8" and my head scrapes most standard doorways. 6'5" is still fairly close to the top of the doorway.
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>>35717885
/thread
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>>35717287
bahhahah

everytime someone calls himself good looking it turns out they are some below average skinnyfat nerd
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>>35716215
My first girlfriend admitted that her first foray into masturbation occurred when watching Ed, Edd n Eddy. Something about the randomness and energy really got her going
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>>35717887
Standing on knees you dumb fuck
Added a picture so unintelligent closet-manlets like you can understand :)
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Efron is by no means ugly, but I don't think that he is super hot either. Or maybe it's cause he has such nice boy pussy image cause I was young when High School Musicals where a thing.

Ryan Gosling is so much more masculine, handsome and foremost sexy. Efron is the cute boy next door, can't say I'd bang, just doesn't wet my vag.
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>>35717923
>rekt
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>>35717287
>that body
>those ears
>that nose
>those lips
>that lack of chin
>that hairline
>those facepubes
>ever making it

End it, anon.
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>>35717287
This is a joke, right?

All are we all this delusional?
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>>35717287
I look more like Ian.

And I'm a girl. And I don't really even look like him.
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>>35717258

wouldcuddle/10.
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>>35715544
What routine do I use to get like that?
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>>35715544
>manlet

I honestly wouldn't change my happy middle class life as 6'3 fit white man for his life as a 5'5 rich manlet srs
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>>35717258
I think you got potential unless you are manlet. But pls get a different haircut and buy nice clothes. Inject some test so you don't look that depressed and unalert. Will enhance your facial gains too. You look low test, but potential to be a solid 4/5.
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>>35717984
I am working on it and yes i am a manlet but i get a good amount of pussy. I appreciate your criticism honestly
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>>35717958
I have a temrapedic
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>>35718069

S-So? I can give you warmth a-anon.
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>>35718055
Pls stop whoring yourself out, you look completely average.
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>>35718102
I never said i was not i am extremly average m8
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>>35717923
I'll accept this explanation, but it still has nothing to do with the fact that you can't take a good picture of yourself. :^]
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>>35718087
If your ever in baltimore
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>>35718116
Please smile though, you look as though you're about to carry out a school shooting.
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>>35718129

I've heard Baltimore is dangerous...I'm British anyway, but still, wouldcuddle/10.
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>>35718131
Lol thanks for the advice i dont mean to spam the thread but op is ugly as hell and i wanted him to know a normie waa telling him this
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>>35718150
If it's any consolation bro, I think you're above average, and you no doubt have a pretty good smile too. I understand your point and I'm glad you made anon. You seem like a cool dude.
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>>35718142
Lol i will protect you m8 born and raised i have plus 10 nigger riot control skills by simply graduating high school here
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>>35718177
Your cool fo sho
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>>35718181

> 10 nigger riot control skills

Lel. Oh you, a-aren't you a total qt3.14.
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