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>>35704501
nice pic

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The best of the best right here.

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>start new semester
>8/14 girls in class are overweight/fat
>2/8 girls are morbidly obese
>'Murica
>one of the whales pulled out a gallon sized ziploc full of chocolate covered fruits
>"Do you want one anon? They're so good and healthy!"

How can fat people be that fucking delusional?

>>35705661
Because of the beloef that eating a healthy food alongside shit food cancels out the fat and the bad

>mfw bro regards an entire Terry's chocolate orange as one of his 5-a-day

>>35705661

This is where you reply;

"No, thank you. I only eat healthy foods."

>>35705687

> mfw

I don't see a face?

> regards an entire Terry's chocolate orange as one of his 5-a-day

This has to be a joke.

>>35705726
>Terry's chocolate orange
Man, those are so awesome.

>>35705752

Yeah, they're delicious, but they're not one of anyone's five-a-day. Absolutely absurd. I don't understand how someone can be so uneducated - it must be bait.

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Why do fats like to overdramatize shit? Is it the extra fat on their brains?
Captcha: Select all cookies.

>>35705768
B-but I mean, he doesn't really think that, right? It's just a bad joke on his part?

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>>35705771
>I was so brave and courageous to still sit

>>35705790

I certainly hope so anon. What's his weight and diet like? Does he consume actual fruit and vegetables?

>on tinder
>speaking to lady, she's genuinely cool and funny, looks great
>meet up IRL
>fat as fatass
>self harm marks all over forearm
>make polite conversation over coffee for the longest hour of my life
>make up excuse to leave relatively early
>we walk to my train station
>she tries to kiss me
>I deflect with a semi hug
>never want to see her again
>she keeps texting me and asked me out on Friday
>need to devise strategy to never contact her again while considering she's a cutter

What should I do brothers?

I'm thinking about telling her I'm moving city for work because she knows I've been looking for work out of town

>>35705851
Just politely say no.
>I had a great time but I'm just not interested sorry
There
If she cuts she cuts, be nice about it but that's all you can do

>>35705851
tell her that you are intimidated by her and dont know if you could handle the jealousy of having her as a gf

>>35705771
>Cheesecake Factory
>Awesome blossom

Something doesn't seem right here....

>>35705851
looks like she swindled her way to another scar.

>>35705892
kek

>>35705851

See: >>35705869

Think about if the roles were reversed. I don't mean you were overweight and had a history of self-harm, but if you thought you'd done everything in your power to make a good date with a woman, only for her to cut you off after the date and never reply to you, you'd probably be upset and posting about it on /fit/. You'd also ask what was wrong with your looks/personality/muscles, etc. Just tell her you had a good time but that after meeting her you didn't feel a connection that you wanted to develop.

>>35705851
She won't kill herself over a few cuts so just say you had a good time but it wouldn't work out.
If she gets bitchy tell her she needs to workout.

>>35705726
I said something similar to the girl but she kept on fucking pushing me to eat one. I didn't but it's like that's how they justify eating so much, cause a skinny person had one lol

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>>35704501
>Haven't seen gf for 2.5 weeks
>not gonna have the chance to see her after this weekend for another 2 weeks because of busy schedules/she is a journalist going to cover the GOP convention in NH next weekend.
>gonna have to skip seeing her to drive down to my fatass parents house to dig them out of the snow after a blizzard because they're too fat to be able to use a shovel.
>spring semester starts on Monday, so much for enjoying my last weekend of vacation.
>Thanks for cock blocking me with your fat fatass parents.

>>35705907
lol

>>35705771
Typical fatty

>I'm happy with my body
>I'm proud of my body
>I'm in love with my body

>omg you said something about my body now I'm hysterical and crying for hours

>>35705004
>small fat

there are different categories of fatties? and 5'2, 190lbs is small?? I'm 5'11, 190lbs and I'm noticeably bigger than normal people. what is wrong with these people?

>>35706079

Next time, take a piece of fruit, and when you're offered something unhealthy, pull out your fruit (that's not an innuendo) and say "No, thanks. I prefer to eat healthily." and devour Mother Nature in front of her/them.

>>35706084

Did you tell your parents to shovel it themselves?

>>35706191
Lmao will do, I'll keep an apple in my bag for the occasion

>>35706198

What the actual fuck am I reading? This extract is hilarious.

>>35706222

Good job anon.

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>>35705771
>well with all the rewards you're never gonna look like my wife

FUCKING SAVAGE

>>35706084
Can't, they're literally too fat. Stepmom's knees would explode and dad would either break his back or have a heart attack from the stress (had him try to work once he could even do back bridges and barely walk around the block). They're too poor to pay anyone else to do it so call me Obiwankenobi cuz I'm they're only hope.

>>35706222
Fuck you trips, not me.

>>35705771
>extra fat on their brains
yeah, actually. Simply being more than 50 pounds overweight wears down the sheathing material that bundles your nerve fibers together in your brain, causing literal cognitive impairment.

>>35705661
Because belief in linearity. As in if x is good, then 2x must be better, and 3x better still. Actually believing things to be linear when they're not can be construed as the source of most of the "bad" things in this world.

>>35705661
>>35706079
Shutting someone down is easy. Why do people who tell recount these stories always make it seem like they were almost stumped in speech because of the other person's idiocy?

Just say you'll eat it if it's healthy. If they press you, you invite them to explain how it's healthy. They won't be able to and then they'll shut up. How hard could that be?

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>>35706182
Small fat = overweight and obese
Death fat = morbidly obese and beyond
Death fats hate on small fats because they can still find clothes, fit on chairs, etc.

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>>35706435
imagine if rich tried to pull that kind of shit
>be rich piana
>complain Im being discriminated against by clothing stores
>they don't have shirts that fit me properly

that would be a awesome tumbler btw tag it with the usual body acceptence crap tags

>>35705771
That last part with the "hot Guy" sound so fake...
Based doctor though.

>>35705771
Fat also increases estrogen, making it so even fat guys start behaving like women. Do you know women and how they feel about overdramatizing stuff? Yeah...

>>35706435
I can see being a little overweight, but when your so fat you can't even fit into a 3X how is that not a wake up call?

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>>35705771
the only part of this story that's real is a fattie went to the Cheesecake Factory and ordered four appetizers

>>35705851
Tell her youre not man enough to handle all the Real Woman she's bringing to the table.

Srsly though, a polite "had a good time but can't see any future for us" would do. Don't let her emotionally manipulate you.

>>35706435
That seems retarded, if anything it should be

Small fat: Overweight
Fat: Obese
Death Fat: Obese who's not going to get past 30

>>35706516
What size do the biggest bodybuilders wear? I imagine even someone like Rich doesn't need more than a 3X, if that. I'm fairly muscular and I wear large.

>>35705726

>turn food down with snarky comment

There's no need for that. Just say no and don't be an asshole. You remind me of the holier than thou ex-smokers. Quit it.

>>35706621
No, "overweight" is what they call thin. Normal weight is what they call anorexic.

Death fat comes from "morbidly" obese, because death=morbid

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>>35706651
>"overweight" is what they call thin.

>>35706651
If I remember correctly, they define death fat as someone whose bmi is above 40

there's a thread on my facebook feed about an overweight girl looking for opinions on breast reduction surgery with other fat girls chiming in asking for the same info

why dont they try and lose weight first

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>>35705771
>and then the hot muscular waiter came to her car to reassure her that she's beautiful and also give her cheesecake
this totally happened

>>35705771
>just then, the waiter, whose jowels wobbled as his flabby forearms handed me the box, wheezed that I was beautiful, and that he understood me because we both practice HAES

Oh wait, that's right, fat girl fantasies never include fat men, because men aren't supposed to love their fat bodies.

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>>35706690
>fat chick with small tits

literally the worst thing on the planet

>>35706568
I think once you hit 4x you officially are spoonfeeding yourself delusions. That's why the body positivity movement took off so much for women, and that's why the idea that fat guys are funny took off for men.

>>35706706
I love that fat people are all about ooo body positivity, but once they see someone of the opposite sex that's fat, suddenly they just aren't attracted to them you guys.

>>35706695
It may have credibility if the part about the strong hands and forearms is true.
Swole dude doing it not because hes nice.
He's helping her fat ass into the coffin faster.

>>35706645
>quit it
Now who's smoke shaming?

>>35705851
Let her fucking cut. You'll probably never see her again.

>>35706656
It's fucking true though. They're so goddamn fat they're deluded.

>>35704501
That no arms or legs guy is pretty aesthetic despite his condition desu senpai. He probably actually puts in the effort.

>>35706667
Nah. 40 BMI isnt even 'that big' to them because BMI is 'all a lie' because bodybuilders are outliers. Deathfat is like, having trouble walking or some shit.

>>35706079
>bringing fruit in as a prop for your carefully planned witty comeback
>ISHYGDDT

No bully intended, it just comes across as a bit autismo desu senpai. Just politely decline, and if she's really pushy, just tell her that overly sweet stuff like that makes you feel a little sick.

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>>35706797
Dude's pretty fucking legit. Has a hot wife, kids, plays soccer, swims, other cool shit. Motivational speaker by profession.

>>35706826
tubular

>>35705851
You were too nice to begin with. Just tell her the truth. You're too fat for me.

>>35706667
>>35706798
Death fat is just what they call morbidly obese. Because morbid basically means death. It's supposed to be kind of tongue in cheek. There's a tumblr post about it somewhere.

>>35705687
>an entire Terry's chocolate orange
Jesus fucking christ. Those are delicious but one of those lasts me a week.

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I have a lot of this shit on my phone. I'll post more.

>>35706712
>Breast reduction surgery
>reduction

That would be a fat chick with big tits there bud

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>>35705771
>we all practice HAES

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>>35706632
Well..it's L for a reason. Fatties think XLL is normal

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>>35706835
is that the pun I think it is?

>>35706910
you know what happens during a reduction surgery, right? Smaller things are a result. Good try, though. It's tough to pick apart before/after stuff. Time can be so confusing.

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>>35706600
and it didn't even bring friends

>>35706973
This just made me sad.

>>35706826
Dude is borderline Christian, all with the love of god bullshit.

I respect him for being positive despite his handicap

I disrespect him for thanking the supposed all-father for taking away his legs and arms.

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>>35704501
found on b

>>35707031
that's what we call a coping mechanism brah. you don't have to agree with him. it's better he go to religion and be happy/healthy than wallow in self pity.

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>>35707023

>>35707045
This one seems really fake.

>>35707031
I used to think all religious people were retards but over the years I've met people who were legitimately far more intelligent and motivated than I am yet also very religious. I don't understand how they can believe what they believe but I am not gonna be the edgy atheist enlightened by my own intelligence. As long as they aren't trying to convert me it's all good.

>>35706416
Because I don't want to be an asshole. No point in arguing with a delusional whale desu

>>35707144
You should give being an asshole a shot, it's pretty fun. It's also a well-known fact that hot chicks love assholes.

>>35706891
Lol for real? Those things aren't huge, unless you're finding some super-sized version.

>>35706736
But it is NOT because they're fat, for damn sure!

>>35707195
Why wouldn't you want to make it last? Just eat a slice or two a day for dessert. I'd get sick of it if I ate the whole damn thing.

>>35707110
yes. seems like the story of how he visited redhead first and how chips got her name is real, but all the other things are made up.

>>35707217
Fair enough, I understand savouring the good stuff.

>>35707161
Its common knowledge hot men loves bitches
>this is how stupid you sound

>>35705771
>my knees hurt
>doctor won't treat my knees, he keeps saying lose weight
The lack of self awareness is staggering.

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>>35706938

>>35707267
I don't understand, that's true too. [secrets]unless they love other hot men instead.[/secrets]

>>35707031
dont be so rude god took his arms and legs to give kids in india an extra pair

>>35707105
>Damn, that's a big hole

every time

>>35707234
Senpai you sound fat

>>35707956
70kg 6"3' desu

>>35707963
>metric height
>standard weight
>skellymode

>>35705851
You have two options anon
Either
>politely say you had a great time but you think the two of you wouldn't work out
>tell her to fuck off
It's your choice. Also if she cuts its her choice.

>>35705851
Kill yourself. Betabitch boi redditor

>>35708017
That's the glory of living in Britland.

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>>35706907

>if you're weight is the biggest issue in your life you've got problems

kek

>>35708376
Wouldn't you say you're 10st 5 pounds or whatever?

>>35708418
I only use kg because that's the default measurement on my scale.

>>35706084
You're a piece of shit, instead of talking shit about your fat parents, why don't you encourage them to live healthier.

>>35705771
this really sounds like a troll

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>>35705661
>have a fat coworker
>she does the weight watchers thing
>comes in with a bag of "Kinder Schoko Bons"
>claims that Schoko Bons are only one weight watchers point so she's allowed to eat them
>mfw she eats the whole packing

>>35706621
As far as I can figure it, they judge it as so:

Thin: overweight
Average: obese
Small fat: morbidly obese
Death fat: supermorbidly obese

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>>35708791
are you serious? do you know how difficult it is to change old people's minds? ESPECIALLY when you're their child, no matter what age you are and what achievements you have under your belt

>>35705004
>what is this the 1920s?
>I MEAN ITS 2015 PEOPLE! COME ON!
>Why aren't you dating an obese midget yet?

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>>35708915
is it one weightwatchers point per packet?

>>35708709
Again, focusing exclusively on women. From the """equalities""" minister. Yet all of these fitness forums are almost all males. Thanks feminism

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A guy broke a chair in my cpsc class today

Made a loud ass noise

>>35708954
True, I just dislike when people disrespect their parents, if mine were still alive I'd shovel for them with no problem. Women come and go but you only get 1 set of parents.

>>35708964
of course not, that would be insane.

>>35705851
Lel that's what happens you're bulking and cutting at the same time

>>35708915
wrapper and all?!?

>>35708940
>2015-2009=7 years
People who can't do simple math get fat, shocking

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>>35705687
well it's an orange

>>35708915
Ayyy lmaaaoo

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>>35704501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgnbRK8pij8

watched this the other day, basically after making some jokes the dude points out some scientific fact about being fat.
Of course, eating good and exercise are a good starting point, but these are the other factors:

1) genetics, the one thing all the fatty talk about and blame
2) sleep, more sleep = more burned calories
3) body bacteria, even tough I think it's tight to what you eat. Funny thing is that actually, having more good bacteria in your body makes you burn calories faster. One of the solution for fatties to start and lose more weight is actually eat the shit of another healty person.

Science!

>>35707539
I fucking love you bro

>>35708964
no, one schoko bon equals one point but in her delusional mind any amount of schoko bons is worth one weight watchers point. fatties gonna fat.

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>>35705851
how did she look great on tinder and fat in rl? fat girl angles? catfishing? photoshop?

>>35705687
My brother Sid gives me a terry's chocolate orange every year since he knows that terry's chocolate oranges are my favorite.

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>>35705851
she's gonna cut whatever you do brah, don't put it on yourself, you can't save everyone

>>35709160
I'm not sure what her point is. That's all true.

>>35709146
If I've learned anything from online dating, it's that women are really, really, REALLY good at taking pictures that disguise how hideous they really look. They've got it down to a motherfucking art and it's depressing to think how long they must have devoted to it to get that good at it.

No full body shot? You've found yourself a fatty.

>>35709201
Her point is that people are discriminating her over her weight and/or the fact that she's as unattractive as they come. She is wrong in implying that it is wrong to do so, though.

>>35707137
>
Quite infuriating if true

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>>35708981
kek
>>35708985
yep

>>35706600
I'm glad her career has died and she's faded into obscurity

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>>35709152
that's really sweet awww

>>35708762
So why is it a problem when I decided to respect myself enough to start giving a shit about what I look like and improve how I feel?

>>35709268
> illdieyoungatheart
No, you'll die young in general. That's what happens when you have your body hold way more fat than it was designed to.

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>>35707031
wow how edgy of you to hate christianity, so brave and progressive

>>35709288
Often though it's just a trick and he'll have nicked the terry's chocolate orange and replaced it with a regular orange. He does this every year.

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>>35707031
Back to your containment website

>>>/reddit/

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>>35709320
I really miss my brother

>>35709309
Lately it has been getting to the point that the edgy kids are all turning full christian (a little inquisition-y though). Most people just don't care all that much about religion (regardless of atheism/theism).

All the "I'm smarter than you" fedora-types are full atheists, though. Also autists.

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>>35709268
disgusting

>>35709160
>implying it's the single act of eating pizza that's killing her
>not the daily acts of eating pizzas that's killing her

>>35709268
>effyourbeautystandards

...well you can't fault her. She really is going for them all.

>>35706022
I don't understand that sentence at all

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>>35708709
>Yurope
>freedom of speech

Pick zero

>>35708964
obese people are bad parents

>>35708981
poor guy

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>>35709703
This just changed my life.
>Used to think Europeans had it right and thought my home had it wrong
>This post changed my views, am proud of the freedoms we have

>>35705771
>get him fired

What is this fucking obsession with ruining people's lives for no reason?

>>35709397
nice one anon kek

>>35709828
Tbh if someone sucks at their job, it's better for everyone (except them) if they get fired. Look at it this way:

> Bad person gets fired and stop bringing losses
> Better person gets employed and now has a job
> Better person brings better profits for the employer
> Customers are happier about better person serving them

It's just wrong when people are being asses about it (like the fatties who want to fire mcdonalds employees over them not making the burgers fast enough because shes hungry and needs her 10th burger NAOW or something), and also people shouldn't feel entitled to getting others fired, but.. you know, it's better all around if they do get fired. The bad employees, that is.

>>35709703
Well, you still can't call nigger a nigger in Murica

>>35709868
You're not going to get sent to jail nor is the government going to attack you for it, so yes, yes you can.

You'll just reap the social consequences of doing so at bullet speed. Plus some ...niggers... might end up killing you for it.

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You just can't make this shit up

>>35706907
I wonder how she is doing in 2016.

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No story here. Just a mobility scooter the size of a Harley Davidson I saw at the dirt mall today

>>35709911
>>35709902
does it goes faster cause it's painted red?

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>>35706435
>What if I want to be a fucking pixie?

Jesus McFuckin Christ

>>35709875
So you can't if you wan't to live in society

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Hahahhahah

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/exercise-helps-fight-effects-of-a-common-obesity-gene-1.3388805

Salesman wouldnt let me get on or near it. It looks cool though, not cool enough to put on the weight that makes one necessary, but cool. The damn thing has a roof and head/taillights.

>>35709959
tell him you are a fatty in training or something

>>35709105
>sonia skimps on food
>sonia is lying

>>35709929
Based lads
What does PTO stand for?

>>35709882
The main thing I see is implied by almost all HAES stuff is that activity isnt enjoyable, like exercise is some from of punishment rather than just another fun thing to do

>>35706826
Yeah, I've actually seen that guy around various speeches and videos. Takes a pretty upbeat attitude about life, and doesn't try to angle for pity points, even though he's been dealt a rough hand. Cool guy.

>>35709844
>Fat cells
Implying fat is part of you and isn't just a slime attached to you

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>>35709982
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FTO_gene

>>35709703
Europeans have no idea what freedom of speech is. They've never had it, after all.

>>35710017
The majority of people find repetitive activities to be not fun at all. Exercise often involves one doing something very simple for an hour or more. Every day.

Sure, the more you do it, the easier it gets, but... it's hard to get into it at first.

I hate it, mayne. I've been fat most my life(highest 310-320, lowest 190 but not healthily, sitting around 275-280 still not healthily at 6'), but I've never had problems getting girls. Currently have two 7/10-8/10 and like... I've been dumped before for trying to lose weight? It's the wrong message. I don't want to enter my 30s fat, don't plan on it, but the wrong message has been ingrained.

>>35710067
>In particular, carriers of one copy of the allele weighed on average 1.2 kilograms (2.6 lb) more than people with no copies.

Fatties have no excuse.

>>35710067
>that font

>>35709268
Seriously couldn't tell if this was a girl or a guy

>>35709882
But.. Jogging then sitting for 31 minutes would burn a lot more calories. It's not like they cease to exist for the other 31 minutes

>>35710067
>normal woman
pls

And it looks good on her, so what point are they trying to make?

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>>35708770

Goddamn the amount of salt just for posting a number.

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>>35705771
Well I mean there is a slight correlation between fat and stupid.

>>35705687
>my captcha was select all oranges
>one of them was chocolate

>>35709923
There are plenty of places in southern USA where it's okay to say nigger

>>35710176
Yes, what the fuck is that shitty font I see on so many fucking phones as like a fucking default or some shit.

>>35705771

>we practice HAES

they practice being fat

>>35709325

> not an atheist

Dude wtf it's 2016, people still believe in religion?

>>35706938
is...is this even possible?

>>35705934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLk4qunyOFk

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>>35706938

Nurgle approved.

Nurgle has to be the deity of HAES. He is all about being a putrefying blob of nightmarish adipose necrosis. Acceptance and glorification of your own disgusting end is his deal.

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>>35710368

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>>35710064
A person is born with X amount of fat cells, and X may vary a small degree from person to person. Fat cells fill themselves up with any extra energy not used and stored as fat. You can always lose fat, but never fat cells(unless you have lipo). However if your fat cells get too fat they will divide and create more fat cells that you can't get rid of.

>>35708770

the insecurity is unreal

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>>35710176
>>35710325
Yes, it's Samsung's own font.

>>35705771
>I still can't believe this happened
Glad I'm not the only one

>>35705771
Bet you 20 bucks if it even happened the waiter came to the car to give her the check for all the food the fat shit ate

>>35709083

I'd still bang her tho

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>>35706435
>small fats.

HOLY SHIT. its like the fucking earthquake magnitudes. you've got the 10 magnitude fats crying over only being able to clothe themselves with shower curtains.

>>35706435
>fatties are so desperate to victimize themselves they actually split themselves into small fats and large fats so they can scream "discrimination" even more.

>>35710084
>NSAland
>talking about freedom
The ironing

>>35709882

>implying that's all they eat in one day
>implying they wouldn't have to sit and read for 60 hours a day to burn off their caloric surplus

You know, the weirdest part of all of this is that at it's core this movement is about wanting fit men to be attracted to fat women. These women actually think it's easier to change all of society's views on beauty than to just eat a little bit less.

>>35710067

>normal

>>35710528
>implying your governments are any better

>>35710555
Well, straight guys are so fucking thirsty that they'll actually succeed once they make 99% of women obese.

You see, this isn't really a war to make men prefer fat women, that's impossible. This is a war of crabs in a bucket: by bringing others down, they bring their own relative position up. Women are selfish, and fat women are doubly so.

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>>35706826

"Snifle... Somebody.. Somebody need to make this man a CYBORG suit!"

>>35709083
>>Fuck the one beauty standard I can't attain with money, but actually have to work for.

>>35705851
>>Need to devise strategy to never contact her again while considering she's a cutter.

Tell her "Down the road, not across the street". If she listens you'll never see her again.

>>35709703
>There are euros on this board right now this far up their own ass.

>>35710064
Wow anon you don't know shit about physiology or biochemistry huh.

>>35708981
is that him? looks like he's bulkin to me

>>35704501
DAMN dude that lady on the upper right looks seriously badass.

Can someone post the one that debunks that fatties were liked just because muh venus goddess or some shit like that?

>>35709882
I think this woman doesn't realise that if you ran for 50 minutes, you'd burn the amount of calories you need to exist plus the ones required for physical exercise, whereas reading would consume negligibly more than existing.

>>35710067
"They named the gene 'fatso' (Fto) due to its large size."

>>35710242
>>35710587
it is normal, you have to understand that "normal" is a synonym with "average".
And the average American is overweight.

>>35710763
Everyone will just switch to traps, who understand what men actually want in a woman. The trappening is upon us.

>>35707125
Welcome to adulthood. Good to have you.

>>35710368
I am an atheist

I just find it irritating that you're hating on the dude for believing in God

Who gives a fuck? This isn't /r/athiesm

>>35709805
They are better for government programs and stuff, but try speaking out against the governments immigration policies or something like that over there and see what happens to you

>>35709882
implying fat people would stop eating for that time

>>35710511
And anything under 4X is considered smallfat. If you aren't at least a XXL your not even fat. XL is just normal.

>>35705771
>her doctor
>making fun of her in public

something tells me that was not her doctor.

I fucking hope this is sarcasm.

>>35705934
This is probably the best advice.

>>35709152
Fitz stop, I know it's you. He has never given you that chocolate orange

>>35710968
>due to its large size
>implying that isn't just a cover

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>fat girl in class, enough to be commonly seen as unattractive but not american-grade
>got drunk at some party and fucked up her leg a bit
>two days later, changes her story to how someone put a date-rape pill in her drink but it didn't kick in until she got home
>every single guy's face when
No-one would waste a roofie on her.

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>>35705851
You should fuck her then bail

>>35708770
You can see how much she doesn't care.

Also,
>implying /r/fatlogic is a hate site

>>35711572
ew

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>>35704501
I bet none of the people at the top have blogs whinging about how society needs to accept them

>>35707105
Any one got a link to ones like these?

>>35709805
Dat filename lol

>>35708976
It would probably be helpful if we didn't berate anyone on here who admits to being female. Like just admitting that gets more hate than blatant trolls and attention whoring men.

I think there are more women here than we realize.

>>35709146
>>35709255

My rule of thumb for online dating is - if I don't see a full-body pic, 99.999% of the time I immediately assume you're a fatty. I got catfished once by a girl whose pics were at least 60 pounds worth of flattering angles and it was a terrible date. Never again.

>>35711708

female fatty checking in

and fuck you with my rolls, they are mine. . .for now. . .you motherfucker

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>>35711708
It's not just here, it's fitness in general. >90% of the people who actually take fitness seriously are male, and yet feminists just bitch about how men are allowed to be fat and lazy and it's only women who feel pressure to be fit.

>>35711744
k

>>35709110
>1) genetics, the one thing all the fatty talk about and blame

Genetics are a very small contributor. Genes are expressed or turned off because of environmental ques. IE the food you eat and how much you use your body.
Lesson: Your genetics may make it easier for you to gain weight, but you are putting the food in your mouth and sitting on your ass triggering the expression of that.

>2) sleep, more sleep = more burned calories

No, You burn more calories when awake and moving. You get more hungry when you dont sleep enough because extra calories can help reduce the effects of not enough sleep.
Lesson: Fucking take care of yourself, get sleep, eat right and exercise.

>3) body bacteria, even tough I think it's tight to what you eat. Funny thing is that actually, having more good bacteria in your body makes you burn calories faster. One of the solution for fatties to start and lose more weight is actually eat the shit of another healty person.

Bacteria in the gut is associated with higher weight gain. You know what causes shifts in gut bacteria? That food you are shoveling down your gullet. Eat crap, get crappy gut bacterial. Yes antibiotics can affect gut bacteria but the appendix exists to replenish the gut bacteria. Also, once your antibiotics are done, the shit you eat changes (literally and figuratively) your gut bacteria.
Lesson: Eat healthy food.

So when we put it all together, it comes down to eating well and exercising. All the other shit is a symptom of bad diet and no exercise, not an "additional factor to weight gain."

>>35711708
>I think there are more women here than we realize.
Its well documented that women use 4chan a lot more than assumed, they just don't feel the need to mention it. That's the beauty of anonymity. I don't know your race, gender/sex, sexual orientation, job, size, class, politics, religion/lack thereof, or anything else unless you tell me, and anyone who does tell is an attention whore unless its relevant to the topic.

>>35709160
no, if you were 300 pounds eating a pizza in your underwear that'd be expected.

>>35706561
Shit, how true is this? I legit have autism and if this is making things worse, I have even more reason to not be fat anymore.

>>35711638
>being arrested
>"so mean!"
these people

>>35706561
Does estrogen also increase sex drive for women? Because that might explain why cubbies are so thirsty all the time

>>35711945
Women who start losing weight note that their sex drive goes down, so probably.

>>35706878
I can see them going "My BMI is 45 so according to my doctor I'm morbidly obese, however I'm big boned and because I do yoga I have a lot of muscle so I'm not really that big and even so it's just genetics so I'm totally not a deathfat tee hee"

>>35711945
>Because that might explain why cubbies are so thirsty all the time

that's because of diabetes.

>>35704501

forget his name but the guy on the right is incredible. Much respect to that dude. Hope to meet him someday

>>35711945
idk about that, but a lot of it has to do with self esteem. Fat girls sleep around to convince themselves they're attractive. Even a fat girl can get a 6/10 man pretty regularly, so they do that a lot and think "all these decent looking men are fucking me so I must be sexy!"

>>35711559

So much flavor.

>>35710267
That graph has PRK (people's republic of korea) as one of the most intelligent countries out there.

>>35712028
The hot fudge gives it TONNES of flavour

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>>35709265
She was the only fat model for the art project though, so not sure what it's doing in a fph thread

>>35708762
I'm on board with this. No need to not be happy while losing weight.

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>Muh thyroid

>>35711847
Even when it is relevant to the conversation, like if women are asking questions about if birth control affects gains (some cause water retention, others can affect muscle gain), or what other women do for cramps so they can still make gym when menstruating, I still see them berated for saying shit like "I use ___ for my menstrual cramps" or "I don't mind squatting on my period, but it is a bit messy down there" we still whine about it and berate them.

I don't know about lifting, but rates of women running in and finishing marathons has gone up, http://www.runningusa.org/statistics

Whereas only about 35% of men lift weights regularly, vs about 25% of women (this varies with age, but these are both 18-24)

Yeah, it's lower, but it's not as low as /fit/ seems to think.

>be me
>first day of uni (yesterday)
>walk in to my algebra class
>professor is definitely a liftbro, still looks sharp as fuark in his mid-late 50s
>only a couple seats left, either sit by hambeast or 9.5/10 qt blondie
>naturally choose blondie
>hear hambeast snicker and mutter something
>"Pardon?"
>"Oh nothing, it just figures that you'd sit next to her and not an empowered woman like myself, men always like to prey on the weak women!"
whattheliteralfuck.png
>qt blondie and I exchange looks, can tell she is offended by hamplanet
>"You do realize that all I did was sit down and within five seconds you've managed to insult not only me, but that "weak" woman you want to defend, right?
>takes the deepest fucking breath ever and prepares to say something
>"hold the fuck on kirby, let me explain why I didn't want to sit next to you. First off, I just came from my physics class, where I learned that if I sit next to you for too long, I'll probably get stuck in your fucking orbit. Secondly, I didn't plan on smelling like used condoms and moldy cheese all day, so being within a half foot of you ruins that."
>"DON'T INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE THEN, THAT"S LITERALLY ASSAULT"
it'sangry.png
>"Oh, trust me, I don't want to. But asking me not to invade your personal space would require me to be in my own fucking solar system."
>literal fucking teeth grinding and what I can only assume was its attempt at a scream
>hambeast attempts to waddle up to me, unsure if it was going to confront me directly, push my books off the desk, whatever
>fucking trips on shoulder strap of book bag
>bites it
>qt who looked startled as fuck before bursts out laughing and quickly covers her mouth, unable to contain the laughter
>some based bro in the back of the room pounds the table in laughter
>professor tells me and hambeast to leave the room
>hambeast stumbles out and "runs" away to the relations office to "report" this
>I stay behind, professor calls me over when she's gone
continuing...

>>35712156
Kek

>>35709131
What are weight watcher points? Some sort of retarded way of counting calories?

>>35712190
learn how to use file extensions before you continue

>>35712190
Hurry it up nigger I'm waiting

>>35709844
>Minnesota Starvation Study
Definitely one of my triggers. Every fat who cites this study has NO IDEA what they're talking about. The men all made it to around 5% bf or below before they started having difficulty losing fat. Not to mention they all had to exercise pretty heavily and didn't eat balanced diets or supplement properly.

Makes me so irritated when hams use this to justify MUH STARVATION MODE where they skip second breakfast and eat only a mere surplus of 1000 kcal and then become incapable of losing weight.

>>35712190
>after professor calls me over
>"anon, you don't need to leave the class or anything, come back in. I'll vouch for you if campus relations says anything, she started that whole debacle."
>"Thanks a ton, sir, can't believe people nowadays"
>"Oh, that thing isn't a person"
w-what
>shakes my hand and walks back in to the room like nothing happened
fuckingbased.png
>sit down next to qt again
>"Maybe this time you can actually get to know me without someone telling you what they think of me!"
>"haha, that'd be great"
>professor starts the class
>afterwards chat with qt blondie outside of room
>become "study partners" and get the digits, going out for a coffee tomorrow to chat

god I fucking love this semester already, first uplifting thing to happen in a while. Fat fucks are good for one thing. social gains.

>>35712205
sorry my fucking autism is in full gear tonight

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Anyone have the edit of this? A land whale just posted this up on Facebook and I need the edit

>>35712235
I like that story.

>>35711708
I've usually seen anons responding to women the same way as men or with "LONDON". The ones who go off on them are pretty rare and probably from boards like /v/ where that shit's more common.

Sparrow was tripping on here a lot a few months ago and most anons didn't give her shit when she'd be a prime target as both a chick and a tripfag.

>>35712248
Also requesting the edit. I can't find it.

>be my dad
>my dad is manager at the post office
>has a coworker, think his name was ray
>ray is in his 60s, extremely diabetic, and 350+ lbs
>ray gets his leg cut off from unmanaged beetus
>my dad is working with ray on a project
>suddenly, his face turns clammy and he's sweating profusely, wheezing
>my dad thinks he's having a heart attack and asks someone to clal 911
>a foul odor engulfs the cubicle
>ray struggles to his foot
>expells about 6 gallons of liquid filth with such force that it sprays out of his pants and covers everything and everyone in the cubicle
>my dad's legs are covered in liquid shit
>they have to rope off the office and call in a hazmat team
>have to ask my dad why he came home without any pants on
>ray takes a few weeks of medical leave
>returns to work but does nothing but sit around, wheeze and complain
>Ray gets fired for not doing his job not to mention literally shitting on all his coworkers
>Sues the postal service for discriminating against the disabled
>government settles for a few hundred thousand dollars
>6 months later ray is dead

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>>35705061

>>35712109
Im gonna take a shot in the dark and say its because she is fat and disgusting.

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>>35712305
true, people from /v/ are the worst

>>35712248
found the short version
http://2static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Kek+_df7c3bba37a1fc10fb17369439781aaa.jpg

>>35712352
>6 months later ray is dead

Well at least it had a happy ending.

>>35712190
>>35712235

Things that are a product of anon's mind for 500$

>>35712391
Yeah but he took almost a million dollars of taxpayer money with him

>>35712382
Was just about to post this for that anon, there's a longer version?

>>35712408
theres one I recall where the fat chick hangs herself afterwards and the rope snaps

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>>35705771
>we all practice HAES
>we all practice poor health

>>35712235
This is literally the same bullshit that HAES followers post about online except on the opposite spectrum. I call bullshit.

>>35705661

It took me a while to get that fat people are "addicts".

you ever know a drug addict? They'll convince themselves the sky is green if it leads to getting high again. There is no reasoning with them. They are 100% delusional.

>>35712484
>/fit/ is HAES for robots, autists and (un)closeted homos

Wow who would have thought.

>>35712396
>>35712484
True and true through and through anons, I'd swear until the day I die.

Trust me I know it seems fucking far fetched but this was literally my first ever encounter with a militant fatty enabler. She literally fucking used the word empowered and instinct built by months of browsing fat hate threads kicked in after that.

>>35712170
>Whereas only about 35% of men lift weights regularly, vs about 25% of women
kek. If you think the numbers are that close you're delusional. Is this self-reported? Go to any weight room and you won't see anywhere close to that, it's more like a 90/10 split. And that 10% women, most of them are doing "girl workouts"

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>>35706435
>y'all are jumping up and down
>jumping up and down
>jumping

mfw

>>35705771

This is fake. The doctor would be violating doctor/patient priviliedge by acknowledging a patient out in public and could easily lose everything by doing so. No doctor would ever do that.

Moreover doctors don't gave a fuck about fatties, hell they like em cause it means a paycheck taking care of their morbidly obese ass.

>>35705771

>the friends stay and eat their cheesecake

this shit is gold

>>35710790
literally working on it

>>35705851

DUDE.

I had this exact thing happen 2 weeks ago.

> talking to girl on Tinder
> cute, seems legit
> we do a couple phone chats to break the ice
> meet her at Chilis for dinner
> a fucking whale walks through the door.
> she like 130lbs tops in her Tinder photos and the girl in front of me is easily 180lbs

so fuck it. I made polite conversation, paid for dinner then left. She texted me multiple times and I just never responded.

girls like this are fucking LIARS. like what did she expect? She didn't lie with her mouth, she lied with her actions.

and no, in your case bro, don't even respond.

>>35712525
My favourite part is where she was almost distraught enough to stop eating, but not quite.

>>35705907

nice

>mother made fudge for Christmas
>diabetic planet sister shovels down fistfuls while visiting
>shortly after she's complaining about her legs burning

Fat people are like drug addicts.

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>>35711708
I think the point is, men clearly care far more about fitness than women do, and males are held to much higher standards physically than women. But because women bitch and whine about beauty standards more, and because feminists are usually the ones in charge of this, the "minister for equality" decides that women are the only people who face pressure on their bodies. Every time this shit comes up it's the same thing. Remember Protein World last year? Feminists bitching about how misogynistic it is to expect women not to be obese, meanwhile the CEO of the company is a male who looked like a legit bodybuilder. But of course as a male he never works on his body at all and it's sexist for him to show thin women in his ads

>>35712305
And every time somebody does go off on a woman they get several replies telling them to fuck off.
Even on /fit/ women get preferential treatment, women with mediocre looking bodies will receive more praise than insults. Meanwhile even males who are completely ripped often get tons of negative criticism.

>>35707031
>>35707051

I agree with both of you.

>>35712235
such a tumblr like story, must be an ex HAES hamplanet making this shit up

>>35710067
>http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/heres-what-victorias-secret-swimsuits-look-like-on-real-wome#.ywG1ox6QX8
had to see what it looked like, some of them are average women

>>35709902
>>35709911

the burgermobile

>>35712190
this is cringy. I mean this happened just as much as >>35705771 did.

>>35712109
if you look through that entire gallery, you will also find that she was the only model who tried to eat the fucking honey

>>35706907
>He doesn't eat lunch at school
>Therefore he doesn't eat
If you eat 3,000 calories before school and another 3,000 calories after school, you can still gain weight and skip lunch

>>35712190

so fake. yuck

>>35709703
>not owning guns for self defence
What in the hell man....

>>35713012
>needing a gun
Americans 1st to extinction

>>35713018

Switzerland

>>35713018
How any species with guns have gone extinct?
And how many species have gone extinct precisely because they didn't have guns to defend themselves?

>>35706907

man, everybody wants to be a victim with a story. I blame hollywood

>>35710470
Wtf Samsung. I never buy your shit and I still will not.

>>35713035
>And how many species have gone extinct precisely because they didn't have guns to defend themselves?
0

How many countries' average population have mutated beyond humanoid shape and cant defend themselves without guns?

>>35713092
>0
bruh, if the Dodo had machine guns they'd still be here

>>35713126
not without opposable thumb master race genes

>>35713018
Have fun with the sandindus raping your women and taking over your country

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>>35711708
But there's almost no point to admitting being female unless if it's relevant to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's a huge attention whore move and deserves to be called out for. Pic related

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>>35713151

>>35709397
Yah made me kek anon and for that I'm thankful

>>35711971
I noticed my sex drive going up. People at a certain weight are less likely to get sexually aroused easily. Losing weight increased my libido. At least for me.

>>35713092
Are you retarded? Violence is used to resolve conflicts that can't be resolved peacefully. Who is going to better protect themselves, the people with guns or without them?

You can't put the genie back in the bottle. Highly developed guns exist and if you're not defending yourself with one, you're cucking yourself.

>>35709868
You absolutely can, there is no law against it, you will not be fined or imprisoned for it.
>>35709923
If you act like an asshole people treat you like an asshole, this is the same everywhere.

>>35711984
Underrated as fuck

>>35713247
there are some places they wont let you take guns. then what, anon? then what?

or are you in /fit/ for the aesthetics?

>>35712170
>35% of men lift weights regularly
Into the trash it goes

>>35713284
>won't let you take guns
Geez why do mass shootings occur in gun-free zones then?

Listen bro, you can learn to fight and all that shit and whatever. But if the other guy has a gun and you don't, you're probably fucked. So buy a fucking gun and learn to use it, you may never have to use it but why the fuck would you want to not have one. And you can still learn your other bullshit that doesn't require a gun too.

>>35705771
>with his strong hands and forearm
>hands and forearm
>plural and singular
Jesus, the guy has three hands. No wonder he feels bad about people making fun of deformities

>>35713284
how about you come fite me over it m8

itll be easy since you dont have a gun