I thought this was going to be the year of the GF. Does having

my nigga the year started less than a month ago, you still have 11+ months to find a qt 3.14

I heard once you get 6plate DL they give you a gf

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>>35701762
2 more plates to go

What's the obsession with having a gf? I've accepted I cannot have a meaningful relationship with a girl, it's no big deal if you are honest with yourself.

Wtf I'm like the complete opposite of you guys. I haven't been single for longer than a month for almost 7 years.

Whenever I break up I always find some cool/pretty girl really soon after

I told myself I'd try being single for 2016. Broke up with gf on new years. And guess what, we got back together. Fuck. Nothing is wrong in our relationship, I just want to be single but can't find the gall to stay single.

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>>35701829
Nice subtle bragging faggot

>>35701803
>it's no big deal if you are honest with yourself.
but it is a big deal. its like the apex of being a wholesome human being; to find someone to connect with physically and mentally. the reason we dwell on it so much is because we see everyone else getting girlfriends but here we are, after all of this weight that we lift, we are still in our rooms, alone, on our computers, shitposting on an Canada Hamplanet Torture discussion board.

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>>35701829

I don't get girlfriend material. I get chicks to bang & get rid of they become a problem.

>>35701732
fuck fat sluts until you find a girl you like and then ask her out on a date

>>35701856

Connecting with someone physically and mentally is a Disney fantasy it doesn't exist in real life.

"Lust" is when you see a hot girl and want to fuck her (to procreate essentially)."Love" is simply chemicals released in the brain so you form a bond/attachment with your mate and are hence infinitely more likely to stick around and raise offspring until the offspring can fend for themselves.

>>35701829
I haven't been single but about a month since 2007. I'm just a desperate faggot that settles for easy chicks though

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>>35701905

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>>35701933
DYEL as fuck

>>35701905
i guess. but it still doesn't deny the fact that we are only lusted by undesirables and are lonely. we want a gf that WE want, not some slut we arent attracted to that wants our dick.

or maybe im just speakign for myself.

>>35701732
Nah, but I'd imagine most of us simply have too high of standards.

Sure I'm muscular, but I also have shitty skin and introverted tendencies.

>>35701966
dunstin has checked out :^(

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I have never even seriously dated anyone.

I can assure you that this is definitely not going to be the year when I broke out of that zone either. And I have fucking no idea when it's gonna happen.

>>35701829
Fuck you faggot.

>>35701829
oh yeah well fuck you

>>35701933
would be perfect if vape

>>35701732
I thought so too anon, met a wonderfull girl, went on several dates, had sex, had fun together, did everything couples do and then one day she tells me
>I don't want to anon
Couple days later she's back together with her Ex-boyfriend. The hell.

>>35701732
Hit a pr on deadlift the other day 5 x 315 lbs, finally hit three plates, felt like a fucking champ

>mfw no gf/friends to share my excitement with

I'll tell you the truth, /fit/.
If you're good looking, but appear intimidating, girls will glance at you but be afraid to speak to you, since you appear intimidating. But showing your "softy" side, like smiling back if you catch her glance, will get her interest.
Works everytime, I look kinda rough, 6'1", buzzcut and full beard, 230 pounds at 15%bf. Most of the times I do this I get a smile back. But since tfwgf mode, I don't go beyond that.

If you're ugly and buff tho, sorry, you should probably an hero.

>>35701732
I often think this OP.
For example, here is a greentext of a common occurrence at my gym.

>be me, shredded, lifting for 4 years
>hottub everyday before I lift in big 16 person hottub
>be sitting there w just one other scrawny acne ridden dyel fuccboi on opposite side
>group of hot girls comes over
>look left, look right
>go sit next to the dyel

Every fucking time.

>>35706426
>be grill
>basic as fuck
>see some roided up douchebag who thinks he looks cool
>he's eyeballing me
>puffs up his chest and brushes water droplets off his pecs while smiling a shit-eating grin
>oh god not this shit again
>go sit next to non-creepo

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Buy small dog, walk dog in front of girls, doggy causes chain reaction inside females to talk to owner, owner gets pussy then girl plays with doggy. Profit in every way. But get a small dog, pic related is my doggy

>>35706641
shiiiiit nigga i'd let you fuck me if i could play with that cute little doggy.

good form pupper

>>35701829
Some of us don't have an emotional co-dependency on other people/past gfs

>>35701905
Look at the edge in this one, fellas!

>>35701803

I dont even want a gf

I just want validation that someone else likes me

FWB would be perfect if possible, I guess. it wouldnt affect my gym schedule.

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>>35701762
>tfw only 0.5plate to go but progress had ground to a halt

>>35705883
That's not an accomlishment.