Cons of being muscular and attractive

>>35698133
>implying any of these are cons

>you can't be the "quiet, shy, good guy".
you can be a quiet, shy alpha - and as long as you're a healthy natural level of muscular it will enhance all those qualities.

>>35698133
>a lot of guys assume you don't know about videogames so they hate you
>girls will think im gay because I don't talk to them

My only problems are people think I'm dumb automatically and clothes only last about a year before they don't fit right. Also I can't sleep on my sides anymore because my shoulders are too broad

>>35698576
Driver isn't real, anon

>>35698576
Dude this post made me cringe so fucking hard.

You, sir, are a faggot.

>>35699689
Smells like reddit spirit
Shout out to the beta folk

>>35699670
I offer toothpicks too small children all the time.
> Alpha af senpai

>>35699689
>cringe
>you, sir, are a faggot

>>35700183
Reddit gtfo

>>35699576
>Also I can't sleep on my sides anymore because my shoulders are too broad
You ever think maybe nature has ways of sending us signals?

>>35698133
high test reporting in, thicker girls are extremely intimated by me and actively avoid going near me when i am out in a club, it's always the skinny low test ones coming up to me. feels bad familia.

>>35700268
natures way of saying you have left humanity behind, good work anon.

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>>35699670
Spot on response. People put too much faith in movies. Don Draper from Mad Men is another example.

I would love to see pics of these people who are so muscular they can't even buy clothes. It's always permabulkers who look like garbage that make these threads. Inb4 excuses of why can't post pics.

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>>35700671

it's the shoulders and pecs that fuck everything up and make buying clothes a nightmare. Pants can also be problematic with big quads

>picrelated me

>pretty much most of the men miring more or less if I don't wear a trash bag cause was blessed with an ideal 0,7 waist-hip ratio with tits and long legs.
>clothes look absolutely amazing on me
>be strong, fast, able to run and lift shit average women can't

But

>women envy you no matter nice you try to be. You'll always be the broccoli eating try hard bitch who's just showing off her bodayhhh no matter how nice you are
>men assume you must be an absolute hoe cause you have a fab body and confidence it gave you when in reality your body is a result of autistic meal plan and exercise routine

>>35700901
Lmao this is exactly what Im talking about

Not even big with no definition making these threads, stop shopping at baby gap then faggot. Unless you're 230 ripped no, you have zero trouble finding clothes that fit.

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>>35701240

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>>35700268

>2016
>still listening to what nature says and not leaving humanity behind
>not doing 8 arm workouts

It's like you don't even want to make it breh.

>>35698576
>>35699670
>>35700390

I dunno lads, I'm quiet and moderately shy, it's working for me.

>Good facial genetics
>Really good at one on one conversation
>Funny

You can be the quiet shy, good guy, don't know how to explain it, people just like me for some reason

>regardless of bulking or cutting, always have to be on point with diet
>take a couple days off, feel like shit
>people assume you are retarded
>too many showers

>>35701267
>definition

what the fuck does definition have anything to do with it ? I'm 6'0 220lbs and can tell you buying clothes is problematic. But according to you this can't be true and I'm lying ? Fuck off dyel

>>35701448
People like me a lot, but it's impossible for me to get a gf cause for most girls I have no idea what to say. The one chick I could really speak to decided she didn't like me enough to date. Sorry for blogshit

>>35701562
Are you at least fwb's?
If not you fucked up somewhere

Also stop overthinking, just be yourself, be relaxed and be open

>>35701630
She's fairly sexually conservative, which is one of the things I liked about her. Then I tried to kiss her on the fourth or fifth time we hung out, but she avoided it and then decided she was against the whole thing.

>>35701965
If you can't sex her why date her?

>>35702010
I didn't realize how conservative about that she was. I thought she was mildly but that she'd open up after a bit. I can't date her and even if I could I couldn't sex her so I'm done with it.

stop working out bro just cuz ur big doesn't make you healthy or attractive lol fag

>>35701476
Because you have a lot of fat, it's like a fat person complaining they have to buy bigger clothes. Cut down to s reasonable bodyfat and quit making these dumb threads

>>35702187
The body dysmorphia on this board is hilarious.

>Hurr you aren't 8% bodyfat you are basically a slob and should stop gaining muscle becuase we all only lift for grrls anyway and need to be 8% bf to get laid

>>35702234
Dude you're not big or impressive, you're just bulky. Deal with it

>>35702263
Christ man, what happened to helping people out on this board? Not even him but shit.

>>35700183
Kek

>>35698133
You should try dating a Mormon

>>35701240
n-new delhi?

>>35702263
I'm not even that guy, I just think your body dysmoprhia is hilarious.

Chances are you are fucking tiny anyway. In the first place that guy wasn't even bragging. He was just saying problems he had and then you just felt the need to shit on him because of your own insecurities.

Sorry some people are happy with their bodies even if they aren't 6'4 230 7% bf

>inb4 hurr your obviously that guy

Whatever helps you sleep at night you tiny fuck kek.

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>>35701240
>mfw first reading this and assuming it was about a man

>>35699689
hello reddit

>>35701448
I can explain it anon!
>Lone Alpha
Whenever your attractive and fit, your not really seen as quiet or shy, typically seen more as mysterious or stoic.

But if I'm a 5'7 Fedora wearing fag, being quiet or shy would just be described as social awkwardness.

>>35702314
I dont have body dysmorphia. The only people who have problems with clothes are huge steron abusing bodybuilders or fatties.

Deal with it

>>35702369
You are a retard. Clothes are made to fit certain body types. The fact that you said that shows you don't know shit about clothes or just have tiny shoulders and quads.

>>35702321
this
>>35701240
wear less flattering clothing.

>who gives a shit what women think. Girl, you know women are shitty petty people.

>>35702405
Yeah dude because you're looking jacked with your 15 and a half inch arms. It must be so hard to find anything bigger than a medium t shirt. What ever will you do?

>>35702477
pics or gtfo
Can guarantee you're fucking dyel

>>35698576
*tips fedora*

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>>35702529
Now what?

>>35701240

fuckig hell, it is so hard to find a gf with this mindset

it doesn't help that I have a slight testosterone face, people always assume I'm aggressive and unpredictable and think that I want to beat them including women

goddammit

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>>35702662
>le testosterone face

>>35702611

>now what?
try lifting, pal

>>35702611
Dyel

>>35698133
>most women will be boring in bed and lay still, because they want you to dominantly powerfuck them
YUP yup yup. ypu, this is fucking true and it pisses me off. i actually lose my boner when they do this

>>35702611

ah man i remember this guy

what a fucking douche

he went to /r9k/ one day and just talked shit and he's small as fuck too

haha man...people on the internet.

>>35702408
>wear less flattering clothing
Neverrrr. I don't dress like a hooker, and I don't wanna hide my best assets cause some grills are jelly. And I like miring myself. Haters gonna hate and so on.

Also, I relate with OP's feels - everybody assumes that I have an active dating life cause well, I look better than the average joe and I got some confidence. Other common presumption is that I must be a bitch.

Where as in reality I'm just a slightly autistic person with good genetics. And I know that they way I look, dress and present myself gives out a different kind of impression, but oh well.

But I gotta admit that when I see jacked dudes, I think that they must be assholes and I'm careful giving them any attention cause I think that I don't wanna feed their ego. It's all stupid, but that's what goes on in my head.

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>>35702690
>>35702692
But I'm smaller than you and look bigger than you. Not to mention get way more bitches. You should up your intensity in the gym and quit making shitty threads

>>35702686

well I have no fucking idea how to call it, i've got sharp ''hunter-eyes'' or how they are called together with a strong bonestructure, I dunno people just find it menacing

>be really fit

>doesnt really matter socially cause shy

if only girls were more assertive

oh well, i'll get over it some day

>>35702706
You can call it blue steel bro.

>>35702705

>south side of chicago

get your fucking money up brokeass

i could buy your family

hahahahahah

also not even that dude u replied to just someone else. but damn ur a douche.

dyel?

>>35698133
>a lot of men will hate on you, especially average dyels that are successful with ladies
yeah a lot of dudes laugh at me mang. not really sure why. its prolly bcus my old shirts look pretty tight on me

>>35702725
lol anon gets mired by an asian girl and you go ballistic lmao. chill the fuck out

>>35701240
51.5072° N, 0.1275° W

>>35702716

I got that reference


RELAX!

>people think you have a complex cause you arent tall and care about fitness

I honestly just want to be at my best, is that so wrong?

do people give messi shit for not being tall?

>>35702611
Kek you're not that big m8

>>35702295

Its weird that you say this, i met a mormon girl recently. She is either 17 or 18 and im 24. I actually met her through her mom so im kinda "in" as a friend. She's pretty and great personality but i hadnt considered asking her out.

Why do you say date a mormon?

Im Pentacostal Christian btw

>>35698133
One of the dyel upper mangement at my work is a straight up jelly ass hater.

I always see him eyeing me out whenever I talk to the grils at work. I make sure to make physical contact with sloots and make them laugh when hes watching cause I dont give a fuck about PDA i get my shit done.

Actually going out tomorrow with one of the "innocent" qts he likes to talk to lmao she gave me a handjob on the first date im def milking this one at work

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>>35702725
Sure you could buddy, and if you ever manage to get a gf I could she could be one of my groupies. You don't even know what it's like to be able to fuck any just about any chick I want. Pic related fucked some milf on vacation while her family was at home sleeping. The power of aesthetics.

Stay jelly

>>35702736
I love driving haters crazy, I feed off their tears

>>35698576
I'm going to take this post and buy whey protein with it.
Oh no that's right I can't.
BECAUSE ITS WORTHLESS.

>>35702740
sorry manlet
you must be at least 6ft to get /fit/ without people pulling out the compensation card

>>35702823

do you see me giving people shit for having a dick smaller than 7 inches?

no, cause im not a faggot.

>>35702305
She didnt say anything about being raped so I doubt it

Why are people getting mad? Its an internet board

>>35702611
you look decent, just /fit/izens being /fit/izens desu

>>35702611

Kek m8 you're way smaller than the "bulky" guy you're insulting, and less impressive. Mow your own lawn before you start talking shit about your neighbours, especially during NYR

>>35702836
because this is what they consider important in their meaningless lives

>>35702849
I'm new to 4chan, what is the age demographic for this place?

>>35702611

lol what are you 5'10 170lbs ? gtfo

I intimidate other people, especially skinnyfat women. And it affects the conversational dynamic that I have with my coworkers.

I work in the creative marketing team of a large tech company that makes inferior operating systems and software. Most of my coworkers are females, which probably take up 70% of the group. These aren't the qt twee art school girls from an instragam photo. These are skinnyfat slumps. The rest are skinny gay men, excluding myself. No homo. A lot of our work involves drawing boards, massive touch screens, and round table discussions. We're constantly huddling with each other talking shop. Most of my coworkers try to keep an armslength from me, saying passive aggressive shit about how "intimidating" I look. They always criticize me for not using the company gym, which is loaded with shitty machines and treadmills. They keep on bringing up stories of high school about the mean jocks and cheerleaders that hurt their feelings. I can't help but sense their furtive glares of disapproval.

Microsoft is full of gains goblins.

We get qt interns every once in awhile though. They mire. Oh how they mire.

>>35702786
Dont fucking date a mormon, they dont put out, and even if they do their comunity will be pushing for her to marry so young, like by 20, and if you do consider marry they want to convertirse you, shit is crazy. Im just talking from experience, dont do it

>>35701267
Show your body.

Put the money where your mouth is, cunt

>>35702881
Im okay with marriage as long as i can keep my beliefs. Im also semi-okay with going to a mormon church as long as i can continue going to my church as well

>>35702797
I haven't had just a straight up hand job in years. You have to be younger because it's all just straight to fucking nowadays.

>>35702862
16 - 25

ages where a young mans insecurity peaks

>>35702904
I gave ur mum a handjob last night

>>35701240
THIS.

All of my feels, bro.

Also,
>being flirted with by other girls' boyfriends
>it's hard to make friends because the guys just want to fuck you and the women can't stand you because of what Anon mentioned

>>35701240
everyone must love how modest you are

>>35702902
Is total convertion f.am, also, are you serious marriñying her after like 1 year?

>>35698133
okay, so what are the cons?

>>35701240
pls be boise

>>35702909
Thanks. Is this place just used to kill time? Also, what is a good routine after SS?I read the sticky, but I want to focus on my lats, grip strength, and legs for wrestling? Preferably, 5 training days a week.

>>35702926
I'm pretty sure you can tell by my bodylanguage that I'm comfortable with my body. And I'm not going to lie on this sewing advice board that I don't like my body when in fact I do. However this doesn't mean that I'd judge other or look them down other than maybe in my head. I don't go around shilling about my lifestyle at all, because I know that people easily find it annoying and cause I don't feel like I have to prove anything to others.

>>35702923
>>being flirted with by other girls' boyfriends
This. Makes me think that I don't know if I wanna establish a serious relationship like ever when it looks like that men will upgrade you in case they find someone better.

>>35702956
Christina? Is that you?

I can swear it's you from the way you write.

>>35702973
Nope.

>>35698133
>every single woman will insist you wear a condom because they think you fuck sloots 24/7
You should wear a condom regardless of how many women you fuck if it's a one night stand type ordeal

>>35702956
>This. Makes me think that I don't know if I wanna establish a serious relationship like ever when it looks like that men will upgrade you in case they find someone better.

It's frustrating for sure. But at the same time I find that it gives me motivation to always be improving so he won't be able to find anything better. Been with mine for over 3 years.

What pisses me off most is
>when it's a friend's boyfriend
>when he knows I'm not single
>when he's met and hung out with my bf

It's infuriating. Though... it helps to judge a person's character when they cross those boundaries.

>>35698133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74I4L8PeaGQ&ab_channel=YisusCraist

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>>35698133
Quit being a bitch.
None of these are that big of a problems you pusi.

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>>35702923
>>35702956
>>35703002

I'm sorry you girls only meet sucky bf's
>was a fatty when relationship started
>tfw I look much better now than I did when we got together

>>35702843
>>35702869

You can't troll me.

>>35700901
Do yourself a favor and don't post pictures with a physique like that and humble brag

>>35702611
These /fit/ DYEL's are butthurt as fuck. You're clearly bigger and more shredded then the dude who posted about his shit not fitting right.

>>35702989
This may be totally out there to you, since you're probably not Christina. But I have a gut feeling about this and I'll take the long shot. I'll take my chances, anyway. I did, after all, introduce you to this website. And I'm picking up the kind of cynicism that is totally you. I think you're Christina. I know you're Christina.

You know who I am. And I just want to say I'm sorry for everything.

I loved you. I truly did. You were wonderful, and you were always appreciative of me. That meant a lot. It was really cruel of me to hurt your feelings, but please understand that I am a weak man.

Years of emotional neglect and being ignored by the opposite sex has made me a very wounded person. I've tried filling that void in my heart with casual sex, flings, hooking up with strangers. I've grown addicted to that brief moment of affection, however short lived it is. It has become my drug.

I never shared this problem with you, but that does not justify my sexual relations with your sister. God! I was so fucking stupid to do that!

And please understand that I did not mean anything--ANYTHING--that I said during our argument before breaking up.

I'd like to say I've moved on, but the way we broke up has left me with a gnawing feeling. I don't know where you are, or if you are even Christina, but please take this as my apology.

>>35703128
Lol is this copypasta? Thread derailed.

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>>35703128
Oh man this had better be pasta or else you are one HUGE beta bitch boy.

>>35702740
There's twp guys at my gym that are maybe 160 cm and they are pretty built and when they walk around they just look bitter and angry. Then again
some short guys can look nice.

>>35703092
>>35703105

That dude was prob samefagging anyway desu

>>35702611
>>35703092
>>35703105

nice samefagging, manlet

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>>35702902
the mormon church is straight up crazy. Hope you don't like coffee or beer or masturbation or 10% of your pretax income.

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>>35703160
Stay butthurt tubby. Wait till you cut and you're 180lbs at 12%bf

>>35703160
>>35703188
Lmao pwned

Stay jelly fatty, quit shopping at baby gap to show off those 15 inch fatceps

>>35703160
Im 6 foot

Stay jelly

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>>35703188
>>35703215

this is my one year progression.
200lbs on the left, 180lbs on the right.
But that progress pic is old, I've been lifting for 5 years now and currently weight 220. Believe me, I won't be 180lbs when I'm done with my cut.

now post your pictures, let me see what kind of faggot I'm arguing with right now

>>35700270
... You fell for the high test meme and people explain it all the fucking time.

You are not high test and it does not account for you liking thick girls. You are simply a chubby chaser

>>35703188
>>35703215

Samefag, and no one is taking your M$ paint edit seriousIy. Stay desperate, stay mad lol

>>35703248
lol manlet

>>35703264

I'm 6'0 dipshit

>>35698133
wear a condom because they think you fuck sloots 24/7
Why wouldn't you wear a condom when having casual sex? It's like you want to get a package or a kid (because women lie about being on the pill)

>>35699670
lol'd hard

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>>35703257
Lmao yes you will, no way you have trouble fitting into clothes. I already posted a pic
>>35703248
He posted proof that it cleary wasn't the same person, are you retarded. Stay jelly, more bishes mirin just for you faggot.

Enjoy

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>>35701341

>>35702611
Ayy shorty lmao

>>35703128
My name's Rebecca.

>>35702902
>>35703176
niggas talking about churches and stupid shit in a fitness board?

>>35703308
why on eatrh did you message that hambeast?

>>35702997
Never used a condom in my life.

>I'd rather risk std's then the wrath of God

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>>35703314
>you will never have a girl ask to have your babies

Stay mad

>>35703329
She was fine as hell, i dont fuck with fat chicks

>>35702611
lol the other dudes bigger than you
manlets, when will they learn

>>35703249
Actually being attracted to an exaggerated female figure is a sign of higher testosterone. But it implies big boobs, butt, small waist. Most high test guys take it too far but it is true to an extent

>>35703334
>implying they mean it
Haha what are you 12?

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>>35703248
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! This is you after FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!! OF LIFTING!!! This transformation should have taken you 5 months. Also there is no fucking way you're 6ft 220. Picture is a guy who's 6'2 2 fucking inches taller than you and 220.

>>35703334
she's cute brah
did you fuck her?

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>>35702799
Ahhh, I have one story about picking up a cougar as well
>Be me, in Victoria for the week
>Loads of pubs there
>Get back to hotel after a pub crawl
>Pretty drunk at this point
>Have a couple drinks at the bar lounge listening to music and looking at the harbor
>I think I catch a 8/10 asian looking at me
>w/e, I'm drunk, I'm out of town, what's the worst that could happen?
>Start flashing the eyes at her, can't tell if she's returning them or trying to figure out what the fuck I'm doing
>Gotta piss, leave the lounge
>She follows me, stops me in the lobby
>"I saw you at breakfast this morning"
>"Kay, what's up?"
>Hands me a napkin with her room number on it
>"I'll be waiting"
>Finish my drink, order another and enjoy that too
>Go to her room, fuck her for a few hours, take a shower and leave

I was 20 and she was 30. She was oddly clingy for a one night stand. Wanted to be my sugar momma or some shit
Pic related

>>35703352
Post proof it's not you samefagging.

>>35703367
Sometimes they actually are. I'm in the process of impregnating this 34 year old milf who wants my genetics.

>>35703375
I fuck anything 7 or above

>>35698133
That's retarded.
It only happens if you go for the hurrdurralpha routine, like in your pic. Bleached hair, tats, singlet?
Dress like a meat head, be considered a meat head.

>>35703387
Milfs are super clingy, I still get random texts every now and then. They're also a good lay and like to please though. I'm starting to prefer older women desu

>>35701476
I'm 6' 220 as well, just hit a taylor for alterations.
Grab shirts that fit in the shoulder and neck, and pants that fit in the leg, and have the waists reduced, shouldn't cost more than 5 bucks per item.

>>35703369
His 15 inch pythons are bustin out of every shirt though.

Daily reminder it's the people who look like garbage that make these threads

>>35703395
Can I ever get a chance with milfs if I'm 5'7 or should I stick with teen girls?

>>35703369

why do you post a meanlingless picture of a man claiming 6'2 220lbs? Are you him? no Are you 100% sure he is 6'2 220? no

I am 6'0 220 bulked and aiming to go down to 200 in 4 months.

Now show us YOUR picture faggot

>>35703002
maybe they're just being friendly and you're taking it as flirting since you think highly of yourself?
You would probably know more than i would, but just a thought

>>35703395
Well, she'd never had a kid so technically not a milf but yeah I agree with you, still like girls my age but more for their bodies and their risk taking behavior

>>35703406
I think you have more of a chance with a milf than with a teen girl, age seems to make women less petty

>>35703248
nice gyno

>>35703308
>proud of mires from a fatty
oh anon
I'm so sorry

>>35698133
If you are muscular but short everyone who is intimidated by you or just jealous will point out your shortness

this is the saddest /fit/ thread ive ever seen

>>35703406
Go for whatever you want brochacho. 5 7 isn't that bad

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>>35703426
1/2

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>>35703497
2/2

Stay jelly bitch

>>35703503
>204 Instagram photos

>>35701240
N I B I R U
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>>35703504
And?

>DYELS constantly asking for lifting advice at work and family gatherings and such
I wouldn't mine helping people if they were serious, but a lot of the time it's just people wanting to be like "yeah I do a bit of work in the gym myself you know". And they do have to say, because you'd never know otherwise

>>35702611
lmao, this guy is a cuck. he has posted the image on r9k too, so it's likely it isn't him.

>>35703582
Strong life, it's me faggot


Stay jello

>>35699670
.........You sure?

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>>35703521
>>35703504
He means she's prolly just on tinder for the attention... like 85% of the other women who are not bots. Hell she prolly messaged you on the shitter anon

But you should def still try to tap that. Never know.

>>35703644
Lmao strong bio

I already did bruh, I've pretty much banged every chick I match with. The key is the shirtless pic.

I'm quite shy and quiet, and spend more time listening than talking when it comes to conversations. Is it bad that I just want to go to a party full of women and make out with a dude? I'm 100% heterosexual but feel as though it'd be worth it, just to see the reactions from the females. I feel like I'm done having to put energy into everything whilst treat women as equals. They want everything whilst doing nothing, compared to men who have to do everything and anything to get a slice of the cake, so as to speak.

>Be 5ft9
>Starting to break out of dyel
>People are beginning to notice
>Not 1 positive comment yet
>Everyone either thinks I'm either on roids, or incredibly insecure

From both men and women I'm getting this, but IDGAF. Jealousy shouldn't hold back your potential.

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>>35703662
>I'm 100% heterosexual

>>35703644
fucking anarchists
I'd right-swipe her just for telling her how immature and childish it is to be a fucking libertarian when you're 29 years old

>>35702706
kek, I have this, but it's offset by being blonde, and making an effort to smile. Recently a grill I know told me that she saw me walking home with hood up (hiding my hair) and resting bitch face, and straight up told me next time she saw me that based on this she'd decided I was "scary", and she'd never want to get me angry

>>35703655
Post pic faghot

>>35703694
Nah I don't post naked pics of people online

>>35702305
don't take "lift shit" too literal, pajeet

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>>35702477
Do you understand tat 15.5" arms are bigger than most of the male population? You're not helping your point that he's not big.

>>35702716
lol'd

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>>35703128
New pasta boys get it/edit while it's still hot.

>>35702716
Lol

>>35703614
why are you even posting pics of yourself on fucking /r9k/? are you that insecure?

>>35703806
I literally have nothing to be insecure about. Can only imagine what type of fag actually keeps tabs on somebody in 4chan though.

Lulz

>>35702954
Push / pull / legs
Do front squats for wrestling too

>>35702277
nice dubs. but if you really expect people come here to give actual advice i have bad news for you.

>>35702706

pics pls

>>35703128
Dude, I live in Finland, and I can assure you I'm not your Christina. I suggest that you send that text to her in real life though :D if you find it hard to believe, here's same in Finnish: en tunne sitä eukkoas, erehdyit naudasta.

>>35703940
ayy vittu perkele

>>35703944
No moii :D

>>35698576
Yeah, thanks Dennis.

>>35703940
In that case, I want to fuck your asshole

>>35703940

Finland, that explain your autism I guess

BTW what's your opinion and your friends opinion on the rapefugees
Do you know people who are real life cucks
How true are the memes

>>35702405

I wear a 16" - 17" collar depending on the brand/cut, and sleeve length 34"/35". These measurements land in the 'standard sizing' of the bigger side of large to extra large. Off of the rack clothing, dress shirts in particular, don't fit well in the torso, because the rest of the shirt is designed to fit the average man with these dimensions, DESPITE the fact that my torso is more around a medium.

Thus, you know absolutely nothing about proper clothe sizing, especially when it comes to dress clothes. Fucking NEET.

>>35702923
>girls using the word bro

Just don't

>>35703940
hahhaha lol
do you want to know how i know that you are lying?
99% of finnish girls are ugly, that makes the probability of a beautiful finnish girl posting on peruvian stool fighting board near zero

>>35703662
>100% heterosexual
Why the fuck are you on /fit/ then?

>>35704525

How do you know she is beautiful? Outisde of finish standards of course

>>35703816
different anon, but sure. you both are on the same level

goddamn

>>35704563
Lmao, ugly Finnish man detected

>>35704525 -->>
>>35704591

>>35704563
she claimed to be beautiful

>>35704591
mitte päris, semu
cтapaйcя eщё))
cmon man, why else would finns drink so much vodka, it is the only thing that allows your nation to procreate
apart from fresh immigrants from non-european countries, they will fuck everything

>>35702917
kek

>>35698133
>Shy and suck at conversation most of the time
>Prefer being submissive in bed

is it time to go back to dyel mode, /fit/?

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>>35703725
I have 9.5in arms at ~6'

I'm not even on the list, not even on the women's side.

Was at a funeral the other day. The man who died was a bigger dude, and the coffin they had him in looked like it weighed 500 pounds.

The six pallbearers could not move the casket, they were either older men or dyels. The priest says he needs a few more guys to help move the casket.

Guy in charge starts asking all the tall fat guys to help. Here I am standing there at a towering 5'7" with my 16" guns and all I can think is why he didn't ask me.

Why even bother lifting when all you have to do is be tall and fat and people will think you are strong?

>mfw

>>35703248
Rapists eyes

>>35705809

>5'7

He probably wanted everyone the same height so it wouldn't tilt the casket my man
Let

>>35703832
Thanks, can you list the routine and what rep ranges should I be in?

>>35703324
Columbus?

>>35703342
Bro, just being honest, she looked fat as Hell. Was she just chubby faced? I see that a lot actually, super hot chicks with more fat around their face and tight, slim bodies.

>>35705856

Imagine this: All the other fellows have the thing resting lightly on their shoulders and our manlet friend is having to do something like an overhead press.

>>35703308
>that cow
>'cutie'

>>35704525
>99% of finnish girls are ugly
I've travelled more than average, visited every continent except Antartica, and I've got the say that I never encountered such a hotbed of beautiful women as Finland. Only Sweden came close.

Dublin, in the other hand, is not only the capital of Ireland, but also of Ugly.

>>35703940
TAMPERE
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P
E
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E

>>35703431
Haha, manlet.

>>35702477
not him but at least in the U.S. most clothes are made to fit fat fucks or dyel skinny fats.

for example, the average tshirt:
>fits well in the shoulder
>fits well around the arms
>fits well around the chest
>swimming in fabric around the stomach area/waist

same thing for the average pants
>swimming in 2-4 inches of extra jean fabric at the waist
>glutes and thighs fit well

however, that is more an issue for athletes than recreational lifters. anyways, my point is that average clothing is not made to fit athletic and/or jacked individuals

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>>35703128

>>35700901
You must have hairy as fuck ass with that lower back fur you got going there.

>>35702611
Why doesnt your bed have a base cover on? Lazy? Poor?

>>35703128
>le_quantum_levels_of_autism_black_science_man.png

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>be 6' 8" (204cm)
>bin liftin since high school, so pretty big
>250lbs (115kg)
>extremely ugly face
>clean shaven head

People are just scared of me, senpai, even at work and shit, where they know I'm a decent guy. Why live?

>>35703369
learn to read please

>>35701240
pls be in London

>>35703334
i-is this the end result of making it?

>>35701240
Pics

>>35701240
Pls be Dutch

>>35701267
I'm 180lbs and I have trouble finding stuff that fits properly. Just because I can put it on doesn't mean it 'fits'.

>>35702706
Its just intimating aura. You can be a natural leader like this but no one will love you tenderly at night.

>>35701267
>found the fuckboi

>>35702611
fuck all the bull shit you look good mate

>>35702716
NOICE

>>35709964
Yes

>>35711017
Thanks breh

Can't believe this thread is still going lol

>>35701240
L O S A N G E L E S
O
S
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>>35706556
When I die, I want a squad of manlets to press me to my grave.

>>35706773
you gotta be fucking kidding me
i admit i never went further than capitals, but only germany was worse than finland
swedish women are "thick-boned" and basically dont look after themselves - its actually quite funny, because most of the men look like they have a personal stylist or something
denmark was crap too

>>35700270
High test meme means you're so horny that you'll fuck anything ... Meaning ugly/fat girls. You have no standards. The fit girls are more confident because they know they look hot.

>>35698133
*psuedointellectuals
FTFY
Real smart people wont be dicks and judge you for being good looking or swole. They will be dicks because they are arrogant dicks in general.

>>35706773
>>35714116
I've noticed that in Finland there are a lot of fugly girls but also those who are real 6/5 goddesses. Either all or nothing.

Swedish grills were surprisingly not that high level. Worse than Finns. In average higher than Finns maybe, but nothing special really. Masculine figures.

>>35703128
holy shit what is this

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>>35703387
>slightly jealous of this
>remember this just happened to me a few months ago

>walking to my favorite pool hall
>asian milf looks lost asks me for directions
>invites me into her car so I can write them out
>8/10 viet milf mid 30s in a bmw x5
>tells me she is a masseuse
>gives me her card, its a free massage for my help
>asks if she can give me a teaser
>30 minutes later I'm in the back seat as she is massaging my glutes
>15 minutes later she is sucking on my cawk

haha thanks rippletits, fucking starting strength aesthetics

>>35702321
>>35702321
this so much

>>35702305
DESIGNATED

>>35703725

>16.69
>99th

Holy fuck im 99th+

wear glasses and avoid nearly all these cons

>>35714641
Doesnt count if your fat as fatass

>>35703334
I've had a girl get pissed off because I wouldn't fuck her without a condom.

>>35703334
>>35703497
>>35703503
post lips

no homo

>>35703387
How do I score older women? I only attract younger women. I'm 25 been with an 18,20, 22,23 , year olds . Can't seem to get older women's attention.

>>35714766
They prolly know better

>>35701240
>implying you aren't an absolute ho

Me and my long term GF split, she cheated on me so I'm bummed but looking forward to getting back out there
>tinder
>plenty of matches
>reverse google image search the profiles of matches
>5/10 have boyfriends

Fuck me, dude. Really?

Also, I am not down for random hookups. Been using OKCupid a bit and every girl that sends me a message is a cock hungry mongrel when my type is a nerdy petite thing.

Because I have a physique am I fucked?

>>35714764
That's gay as fuck cuz, maybe if you had a vagina and wanted to sit on my face.

>>35703940
kai nyt autistisesti treenaavia naisia löytyy enemmänkin

ainakin omalla salilla on

et varmaan sijaintiasi paljasta?

miten voi odottaa mieheltä kaverisudetta muutenkaan jos miehellä ei ole morsianta? ja silloinkin morsian varmaan kahdehtisi. en sit tiiä. väkisinkin tulee seksuaalista värinää

>>35702611
Tbh man, you look decently thick, /fit/ is just delusional lmao

>>35700901
but who was triceps?

>>35714764
This desu senpai

>>35715114
Thanks bruh <3

>>35702705
>Your body is ;)
Twink detected

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>>35715163
Lol alright

>>35715218
Because women like my body I'm a twink?

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>>35714925
nerds will like you

>>35703680
>anarchist
>libertarian
>same thing

I never knew /fit/ was THIS fucking retarded.

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Been lifting for about 9 years, semi competitive. Here's a list of cons.

- Shower three to four times a day because I sweat so much and hold so much water. Once in the morning, once after gym, once after work, sometimes once more before bed if I go for a run or watch an episode of Pokemon advanced Adventure or something else that makes me sweat.

- New wardrobe every year, rotating, need 3xl shirts for my offseason and xl shirts when cut. Spend in the region of 2k a year on my jean wardrobe between on and off season, lots of fat held on my legs.

- Completely abandoned fashion. only wear one of three pairs of Brooks sneakers. Haven't worn a nice shirt in years. Just looks stupid.

- Astonishing amount of time spent cooking, can't stand reheated rice, wake up an hour early, cook up a kilo of chicken, dice up some fruit and veg and steam some rice. Douse it all in hot sauce because condiments are empty cals.

- boring eater, haven't eaten bread in years outside cheat days.

- Never meet cute girls with interests similar to mine, every female at my gym is a Jersey Shore reject and they're the only people I interact with. Would kill for a sorta thick girl who does anal and will play CS and Monster Hunter with me.

- Bit cliche, but people seem to think I'm an idiot. Not quite boasting a high energy physics PHD or a math 55 Undergrad but I studied Psych and read and write quite a bit.

- Despise talking about gym with people, which is always the first thing they bring up. ("WOW YOUR BICEPS THE SIZE OF MY HEAD BIG MAN") Always get asked about training but bio-mechanics are such a massively complex subject that I could spend hours talking about why your wide stance squat will lead to sciatic instability, you won't listen though, so just go to gym, fuck your back like everyone does and fix it later. Can't teach mind/muscle, can't teach proper loading for every exercise, cant teach neutral spine for every lift.

Could go on.

Dating is hard, or should I say that there's an additional challenge if you'd like to date someone who shares similar lifestyle with you.

I lift several times a week and my diet would probably be described with the word boring by most of the people, since I don't eat crap pretty much at all. For me it's completely normal cause I'm so used to it and I have never used to eat sugary yoghurt, drink soda or eat candy on the regular. I've also always done more or less sports ever since I could walk, so this is the only lifestyle I know and I don't feel like I'm making sacrifices or restricting my life.

This is a bit superficial, but it's a bit of a turn off for me if they guy doesn't really know what he's doing at gym. Most guys does some sort of exercise regularly, but it basically means some bicep curls, bp and leg press and jogging every now and then. Which is totally fine and I don't expect everyone to have as autistic approach as I do, but when it comes to sharing my life with someone, I would absolutely love to weigh broccoli, plain chicken and brown rice with babe and feel his gut when he's bulking and getting bigger and stronger. Enjoy all kinds of outdoor activities together and calculate macros, activate almonds and so on. I'd make sure his gym clothes are always clean and smelled good. And all those healthy lifestyle choices and lifting would enhance his test levels so we'd be banging daily. Naturally he'd like me to sit on his face with my ass too. Bonus if he likes being a racist with me and was a superior blonde.

>>35699252
>>girls will think im gay because I don't talk to them

I don't talk to women because they spaghetti out and that's no fun

The only incentive I have now is to have sex or find a woman to have kids with.

>>35716001
>I would absolutely love to weigh broccoli, plain chicken and brown rice


As some who is successful and /fit/ you sound way too autistic.

Anyone who is advanced in lifting and nutrition intuitively knows how much much to eat without counting calories, and they find ways to eat what they want, not broccoli and plain chicken which objectively sucks.

>>35708904
Become personal bodyguard.

>>35716159
>they find ways to eat what they want,
But you don't understand, I eat what I want. Which is basically always carbs in a form of bulgur, brown rice or sweet potato, veggies of some sort and protein, aka fish, chicken or meat. Food primarily serves a purpose for me and I honestly wouldn't enjoy eating stuff like lasagna. Not to mention cakes. Everything like that is over sweet for me. I don't mind other eating those, I just prefer different options.

Counting calories goes hand in hand with counting my macros so that I optimize my desired results.

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>>35700183
BINGO

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>>35716001
> Describing me (and probably most of /fit/) perfectly
> Obviously bait

>>35716262
I'm being sincere. I'm not using this as a dating site so there's nothing to bite here, I'm not trying to achieve anything.

Would you like to tell me where guys like that can be met? Gym it isn't since my nearest gym despite being a chain one is located in an area filled with families so I barely never see young men anywhere in sight.

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>>35716295
I guess go out of your area then.
I'm not meeting any womyn on purpose these days, because I'm cuccooning

I just don't quite believe that a fit woman would have issues finding a compatible male these days

>>35716295
L O N D O N
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>>35716376
My thoughts excactly

>>35699576
>I can't sleep on my sides anymore
That hit me right in the feels.
I get dead arms because of lats strangling them have to sleep on back now or on stomach with hands on head.

>>35698576
>shy
>alpha
pick one

Well if you do you diet for a few weeks you will be comfortable so it's not like its a horrible thing you're forcing yourself to do

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>>35716542
me 3 m9
But I have a position that might help you.

It kinda looks like a running position.
I'll try to explain the best I can.

Lay on your stomach with no pillow, have your head sideways.
The arm behind your head (lets call this side A) goes down and other arm (side B) goes up.
Almost same with legs, front leg (A) goes up, and other leg goes back/down.

Like pic related, last position, only on stomach, not on back.

This is how I sleep the best these days. I even wake up in the same position, which I never do in any other.

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>>35715233
>didnt make Dom face
heading my shake to honest be quite familia

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>>35703333
quads of justice have spoken

Deus Vult!

>>35703334
>didn't give you her number

>>35700268
top kekkity kek

>>35716781
they had cameras back then?

>>35716846
yes they did... it's big misconception that the camera was invented in 1850s. But reality it was invented by Caligula. He was roman empire.
See internet knows better. You should always believe what they say online.

>>35698133
>you can't be the "quiet, shy, good guy". Women automatically assume you're alpha as fuark and will be turned off if you're not. They'll still fuck you though.
I doubt they're turned off at all, you're probably just too autistic to approach them in a normal way.

>every single woman will insist you wear a condom because they think you fuck sloots 24/7
This is reasonable if you're not in a monogamous relationship considering STDs are a thing. Also pregnancy.

>most women will be boring in bed and lay still, because they want you to dominantly powerfuck them
It's likely because they're shy and may think they're not good enough for you. Try complimenting them and telling them what you find attractive about them, especially during sex. That turns women on a lot.

>buying clothes is a nightmare
That's the case for everyone who isn't pro ana.

>>35703128
laughing_girls.jpeg

>>35702305

POO IN LOO

>>35702702
>>35701240

Did all women drop out of school or something? Learn to write.

>>35702799
Hey spelling is a deal breaker for me

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>>35703128

>>35698133
>every single woman will insist you wear a condom because they think you fuck sloots 24/7
I have made a terrible decision

>>35700268
Sleeping on you back is better for you. Mother Nature likes fit guys, too.

>>35702369
I bet you also don't have quads, you twink ass fuccboi.

It's almost impossible for me to find non-skinny jeans. Come here after you squat 3 pl8. And no, i don't do SS, just oly liftan and kickboxing.

>>35715458
>Would kill for a sorta thick girl who does anal and will play CS and Monster Hunter with me.

please be bait

>>35703503
South side water trash. Vag probably looks like an Italian beef samwich

Anyone else here do dumbbell ohp when you hook up with strangers? Especially when they blow you?

>>35701240
>>35702923
Shit. All of this.

>>35702956
>This. Makes me think that I don't know if I wanna establish a serious relationship like ever when it looks like that men will upgrade you in case they find someone better.
God yes. One of my friends propositioned me when he had a girlfriend and I had a boyfriend at the time. He said to me that there's no way either of them could find out if neither of us tell. He was a good looking guy and all but I told him to fuck off since I'm not a fucking cheater.

Funnily enough when you are single and do decide to date, most of the time they just assume you're a ho. I had a guy I was seeing for a decent amount of time say to me that he would never be in a relationship with me because I look like the type of girl that would cheat on him. I've also had multiple guys I'd dated and thought were alright go apeshit eventually because I didn't respond to texts quick enough or cancelled on them so I could go and train/study, so apparently that meant I was off taking 10 dicks at a time.

>>35702876
>I work in the creative marketing team of a large tech company that makes inferior operating systems and software.
>Microsoft is full of gains goblins
Top kek, underrated post

>>35703128
>being ignored by the opposite sex has made me a very wounded person.
Assuming this isn't pasta; this is everything that's wrong with men. No wonder girls won't talk to you, you have the emotional resiliency of a fucking string. There are people out there dying, risking their lives, and being blown up trying to do the best they can in their life and here you are some bitch ass white boy crying about how girls don't like you. Jesus fucking Christ(ina), get a hobby or kill yourself.

>>35703128
>Years of emotional neglect and being ignored by the opposite sex has made me a very wounded person. I've tried filling that void in my heart with casual sex, flings, hooking up with strangers. I've grown addicted to that brief moment of affection, however short lived it is. It has become my drug.

wtf anon I was ignored by the opposite sex too but the conclusion I came to was gain power over them by always denying them sex or alternatively keep the heat on enough that they think I'm going to ask for her number/whatever and never do it.

Hell, one night when I was uber driving some girl that was doing shit like hand feeding me we had an exchange of

>Yeah, I generally give my number out to guys that ask.
>that's cool.

You're supposed to become the hottie they can't have not some kind of whale pounding omega

>>35702611
qt3.14 bf material n-n-no homo. pls post quads

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>>35703940
Hei mis käy salilla, tarvisin salikamuu (nainen myös) stadin läheisyydeltä.. Ai vittu kaverit laitto tästä threadistä viestii et oonko mä avautumus fitis, tää on pelottavaa. Samanlaiset jutut, kirjoitustapa, kroppa kuulostaa 100% samalta. Alkuun naureskelin et höhöö en oo minä, sit ku vittu suomalainenkin niin huomasin että autismini kohtasi toisen.

>>35702956
Hate to sound cliche. But not all men are like this. Typically that's a behavior that manifests in men with low self-esteem. Men with high self-esteem get what they want so don't feel the need to constantly "settle" then try to upgrade on the sly.

>>35717370
>le #notallmen

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>>35699689

Everytime a chick is miren me and my wife is around my wife goes off.
>on the train
>chick gets caught miren me
>wife turns to me& says "why don't you just go fuck her"

>squatting at the gym
>hot ass trainer chick turns to my wife and says "he's such a monster"
>car ride home wife refuses to talk to me

Tip don't get married.

>>35718132

Why can't you just put her in her place?

>>35703324
So just replace Christina with Rebecca and accept the apology you dumb cunt

>>35718132
because
1) she's rich
2) it usually happens for 5 days every month & I don't fuck with her those 5 days because she'd probably cut my dick off while I'm sleeping

>>35718386
enjoy getting moneycucked fag

>>35718386

1) I guess at least if you get a divorce you can take half her stuff
2) You're on your own with this one

>>35703680
boot-licker detected

>>35718386
Did she give you a prenup? No? Divorce that toxic insecure bitch

Who /big eyebrows and always looks pissed/ here?

>>35718883
Post aggro face

>>35698133
I have a lot of the same issues.
>ppl assume I'm a ditz
>ppl assume I'be had a lot of partners
>99% of the time Guys too distracted by external to pay attention to internal
>assume I'm a typical white girl who drives a Prius etc.
>assume everything in life is handed to me
>fat chicks automatically hate me, jumping o assumptions and don't realize I was fat my entire childhood
>assume everyones always been nice to me
>pants don't fit my muscular thighs and small waist
There's lots of misconceptions, And they tend to be similar whether you're male or female.

>>35700901
>beware wild animal inside

>>35702408
Not that anon, but I get guys hooting and hollaring at me cars etc. Even if I'm dressed in baggy boy clothes with no make up. Some of us can't ugly ourselves enough apparently.

>>35718883
I made a child cry because of this type of face. Feels bad.

>>35703387
which hotel in vic?

>>35716812
Yeah she did

>>35716781
Post your legs then, lets see.

>>35717229
Pls be in london

>>35703503
disgusting

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>>35698133
I got to local music shows around town with my buddies because we're all into music and I love the hipster/indie girls there. They all just assume I'm dumb. It doesn't help that I'm kinda nervous in general when talking around them.
I've found they aren't into muscle past moderate otter mode and some don't even like that.
>when will I make it?
>when will it be my turn for qt indie gf

>>35700671
honestly thats my issue. I have lots of muscle mass but I also still got pudge on me. I could wear nicer clothes that are a slimmer fit but my tubbiness prevents that

>>35702702
>neverrrrr
I don't want her to be in London anymore brehs

>>35702611

Lol. You look better than the guy you're arguing with and fit can't handle it.