>tfw I hate going to the gym
>tfw I hate being surrounded by attention whore women in the weights section
>tfw I hate being surrounded by people who grunt really loudly or shout while lifting or, even worse, shout beforehand to "pump themselves up" or "pump other people up"
>tfw I hate waiting for platforms or racks to be free
>tfw I try to only go at the most unsociable hours
>tfw I hate seeing normies in the cardio sections
>tfw I hate being near older people
>tfw if smartphones didn't exist then I would never go to the gym
>tfw I try to pare down my workouts to the bare minimum in terms of sets and exercises in order to maximise the intensity to time spent in the gym ratio
>tfw I don't do isolations or curls becasue I don't want big arms to let people know I go to the gym
>tfw I hate being next to other people when using the cardio machines
>>tfw I hate being surrounded by people who grunt really loudly or shout while lifting or, even worse, shout beforehand to "pump themselves up" or "pump other people up"
If you're going to push yourself there will be grunts if you dont grunt you're
A:Not a man.
B:A pussy who doesn't challenge themselves.
Literally not making it. Cmon its the current date
Do you know what retarded means? I figured that since you had such a solid grasp of what it means to not be a man, or to be a pussy, then you must have had experience with both. My mistake. Continue to have terrible control of your vocal cords. It's totally manly to sound like a squealing bitch while lifting things.
I like when attractive broads get on cardio machines next me. Makes me feel good that at the very least they dont choose to leep their distance. Except when I'm having horrendous protien farts. Even then I can't help but laugh when I stink them out & they leave.
Wanna know how I know you don't lift?
>tries to talk down to people
My problem is that I'm so weak im not even up to being able to squat 1 plate ATG with good form.
So I'm doing the weight I can do but end up rushing my set and I feel like my form suffers. But I do it cause I'm so damn embarrassed with the people squatting around my pushing like twice the weight