Any fucking guy posting the first one is a faggot.
>letting a woman validate your masculinity.
>caring whether men find you attractive
>LOOK AT ME, I'M ALPHA AS FUCK BETAS GET ON MY LEVEL, WOMEN ARE SECOND CLASS CREATURES AND YOU SHOULD DISREGARD THEM!!!
Autism levels are reaching critical mass.
Rofl...Festering in anger over your keyboard, beads of sweat formulating over your brow as you struggle to articulate your infantile emotions. Clearly my feelings on the subject matter to you judging from the gravity of your response. You are so weak. I dismiss you, peasant. Lmao don't bother replying I'm exiting out of the thread as soon as I post this.
[ ] x gon give it to ya
[ ] x is giving it to ya
[X] x gave it to ya
Anyone save the set? It's f-for form check...
The first one must've been made by some proper faggot. You should always think about how you can get better. It's man's nature to see the mountain top, and strive to climb it. It's WOMAN'S nature to bitch that it's too high.
Lol look guys he's turning red. Hahahahaha. There is literally nothing funnier in life to me than an angry manlet. Thanks for making my day little man. Lol haven't laughed so hard in months. Good work manlet haha
*lift shorts revealing that I'm wearing a cup*
>"Heh heh, you didn't think it would be that easy now did you??"
*signals for Big P to come over*
>"Big P, let's take care of our little friend here."
*Big P smirks* "You got it boss."
>"Oh and Big P....try to not make a mess this time."
*does a double backflip, turns 360 degrees, starts moonwalking backwards*
>"See ya :)"
They arent necesserily leg day skippers. they might just hate your stupid ass hyped internet memes made by money hungry fitness industries, atleast that why i hate that legday meme
>confessing to illegal activities online
A little advice, you may think you are totally anonymous online, but there's always someone who can find you, and it could effect you in your real life. In no way is that a threat or anything but, not thinking before posting stuff online can hurt you in real life. I've been online since I dialed into bbs. I've watched it grown and flex and change. I've seen bad things happen to good people because they thought they where safe. So I guess what I'm saying is, don't believe just because you think you have anonymity online that there can be no repercussions in real life.
Because there can.
Hadn't seen these before, they're pretty good.
I almost pissed myself reading this in class yesterday
How many times have I seen this copy pasta now? You are gay and faggot
Don't have that one, but I do have this one.
I always read the last line as sort of trying to escape from other people. Not like a "I'm so fast no one would catch me" but more of a "I could run away and no one would be able to bother me anymore"
> It's pretty hot brah. Look I'm 100% straight, I love big tittet woman with giant butts, but there is one thing that I love more and that is to suck cute little twink cock. I have a beard, a strong core / broad shoulders and I'm 6'2. I love watching football and I do all sorts of other manly shit, yet there is this awesome feel of having a twink cum into your mouth that no other hobby can satisfy.
> If there twink is feminine enough, you don't even necessarily have to say "no homo", but I still say, just to be safe. I'm also happily married to my wife and I have 1 little son.
I think I'm officially done.
This one has almost killed me.
I just love /fit/ so much.
Whoa you're acting way too normal ok haha I don't think we can take it because we're obviously not normal like everyone else lol autismo mode lol amirite its 4chan!
>leg day meme strikes again
Fuck off retard
You can spot a faggot who has never lifted a single day in his life before by complaining about the "infamous" leg day
Nobody experiences post leg workout DOMS if they train consistently
>not going hard enough on legday to get doms
Yoda mad fool. Yoda mad.
>lol big so dyel you don't go hard on legday.
HAHHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED disney pussy
Fucking really? How can you fuck up a picture like this?
It should say "I sense much butthurt in you"!
Jesus fucking christ, at least watch the god damn movies ffs.
Furthermore, the line it is parodying is from The Phantom Menace when they are considering Anakin for training, not the fucking x-wing in the swamp scene in The Empire Strikes Back. On an added note, episode 1 is arguably a very good movie, and I grew up watching the original trilogy. Fuck off with all your 4-6 purist bs.
No, everyone is serious.
Have you never watched gay porn?
Prostate stimulation and cumming at the same time will be one of the best orgasms of your life.
A dick feels really good. I thought I was going to feel really dirty afterwards and feel weird, but once I got done, I realized that it didnt change me at all and I am still very much straight. But a good dick is still a good dick.
>be me at age 17 almost ten years ago
>third string Tight End on a team with a 1-7 record in the worst division in the state so I really sucked at football
>qt 3.14 who lives nearby texts me asking what I'm doing tomorrow
>tell her going to the park that's roughly halfway between our houses to run some routes, suicides, bear crawl etc condition for football
>"Sounds soooooo tough anon, can I come?"
>sure you can come throw me some passes so I can practice I guess
>at the park working up a sweat
>bitch shows up 30 minutes late
>mini skirt, tank top with pushup bra, makeup and lipstick and high heels
>"heyyyyy anon, can I play with your balls now ;) "
>lol good luck getting any traction in heels, what a retard huehuehue
>toss pigskin at her from 2 feet away and hit her right in the tits which visibly hurts her
>make this chick throw me slants, 5 and outs, curls routes etc for like 2 hours in her going out clothes
>man you're a really shitty quarter back anonette
>grab my gear and jog home
>never texts me again
I had suppressed this extreme autism moment for nearly ten years but I randomly remembered it yesterday at work and laughed my balls off at how much of a retard I was as a teen
requesting the mexican guy flexing asking if he has potential, and someone commenting he has potential to mow some grass
star wars is a stupid children movie and doesn't even succeed at that. liking star wars, obsessing about it, quoting it and the whole fandom around it is essentially a mainstream meme to show off to others how quirky and individual you are. the same goes for star trek which is a technophobe pile of garbage. (every incarnation.)
Does anyone have that autist's thread where he described getting banned for the gym for taking creepshots. The purpose of the creepshots was to invent characters and a story to put on his motivation website where he was the hero and best friend of all in the gym.
wew lad hearty keks
To be fair it's pretty much a confirmed fetish that i have a twink on the side while having a gf
Just seems really Alpha
ahh, the wondeful halycon days of 2012. People cared about oatz and SHIGGY`D their hearts out to the beat of the Zyzz soundtrack. And now all that is left if that golden age is depravity and 8 scoops cmon.
Anyone have a pic with a guy walking his clients trough the building and apologizing for a problem with squatters, and then yelling "lower faggot" at one of them?