Reminder to do a gains goblin cleanse for the new year
>grind papaya seeds with pumpkin seeds and mix with honey and eat
>eat 2 cloves of garlic
>drink wormwood tea
Do this for two weeks 2-3 times a year
Did anyone else have relatives tell them that junk food gives you parasites?
>relatives tell me and my younger cousins that eating junk food gives you worms
>we believe it
>realize that they must've said it so that we would each have a healthy diet
>talk to them after years of not seeing each other
>they were being serious
>they still think this
Now I try to avoid eating what they cook.
One year I got an amoeba (Entamoeba histolytica) and subsequently had amoebic dysentery.
I had never, I mean NEVER, before felt such utter exhaustion. I was shitting 8 times a day with a thick mucus covering my wet, drippy, clumpy shits. Blood was coming from my ass and I couldn't even leave my house.
I had to drive myself to the hospital with a fucking makeshift diaper formed from old towels under sweat pants.
It was hell, anon. Don't laugh.
Actually, I got it while traveling in South America. My fucking friend fed me unwashed fruits that I later found out had been fertilized with literal human shit. God damn savages throwing their shit all over fruit.
>I had to drive myself to the hospital with a fucking makeshift diaper formed from old towels under sweat pants.
nah bruh it was that Jenna Haze vid and you can see a pin worm start wriggling it's way out of her ass and you see her like begin to scratch her ass but stops since she's getting fucked