RICH PIANA BBTD ep.14 C'MON!

>>35651876
RICHHHHH PIANA THE BEST BB ON PLANET

>49 minutes

Rich pls

>>35651876
>it is what it is

>>35651876
he looks worse on every video

Wait, who is this? What's his name?

>>35651934
lol no he looks really good af in this one

>>35651955
Richino Panino

>>35651876

>5 minutes of training
>45 minutes of just talking

I've never wasted my time watching these but what the fuck can you talk about for nonstop 45 minutes? Every single day? What is he talking about?

>>35651876

OMG I JUST CAME OUT OF THE KITCHEN WITH MY OATS

>>35651999
Just Rich things.

>>35651999
Forreal why are these shits so goddamn long

>>35651934
Lol keep posting this every day pls

>>35651999

you mean you wasted your time not watching them?

>See there's a new video on /fit before having the youtube notification

I love /fit

What's the reason behind 5% stamped on every fucking thing Piana markets?

>>35652173

One day you may know anon

One day you may know...

>>35651999
>not fast forwarding the training scenes
Shoes
Day Trading
Ben & Jerry's
4 Scoops
Kill It
Cookies don't count as meals they are just a tasty snack
Girls shouldn't lift because they will lose their tits and ass, the only thing that matters on a woman
How to get fast food in L.A. after 1 a.m.
Driving with your knees

does he get busted with the cookie???

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thx to rich I'm no longer attracted to low bf skinny girls
>tfw buying overpriced ben & jerry's ice cream now
>driving while I eat my protein bars and drinking my shake (exactly after i finish my workout)
>ordering out every night

losing money like crazy but man I feel good.
gonna start a tinder account and see what happens

can't wait for my cookies to arrive

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i use these videos as my pre-work out

I thought he said that there won't be a video in sunday?

>>35652027

Yep. I skimmed through it in a minute. Absolute nonsense

>>35652303

autism 2bh

bet you think he is a "meat head" and a "lunk"

enjoy planet fitness

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Did Rich have another cookie today?

>>35652310

homeland security?

court?

what did he do lmao

any US lawyer fag who can interpret the F40 ?

>>35652273
dont worry about spending big worry about earning not enough

RICH "BBW" PIANA

>car is not registered and no insurance yet

>>35652324
F40 is for interrogation investigations.

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UH OH

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when sara talks shit about the mechanic and rich tells her he watchs the videos

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>>35652342
Sarah being sent back

>>35652427
uh oh busted!

>>35652427
they wont send white immigrants back.

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>>35651876

in b4 bitter small fags

>he looks unhealthy
>he looks bad
>his muscles are fake and grotesque
>he will die soon

>>35652433
kek

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>I'm the one with the dick that hangs lower than the balls goddamnit

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Rich's arms aren't even 24 inches. So that's another Hulk Hogan lie exposed. No way his pythons were ever 24 inches.

I hope there is a special place in hell for Mr. Terry Bollea.

As Mendelson told he's going to be at LA expo, Rich already lost as he won't be biggest motherfucker there.

who believes rich actually goes off cycle for several months at a time?

going off for 4 weeks seems pointless as the body won't restart production of test within such a short time frame

and isnt that the entire point of going off

Can I do this if I'm a dyel, obese and have never worked out in my entire life?

>>35652572
He seems to genuinely serious about not bring on it year round I'm whatever video it is he talks about it.

>>35651876
>pro mac fuckin computer

>>35652584
are you willing to do whatever it takes?

>>35652601
He's worse with compies than I thought he was. Or he's a PC master race, which is the most plausible answer.

>>35652621
Of course not, that's why I'm obese.

>>35652643
Is your dick hanging lower than your balls?

>>35652555
>hogan doesn't have 24" arms

You are a moron, he was 6'7" and 350 in his prime. Compare him side by side to anyone else. Shaq is 7' do you think his arms are less than 20".

>>35652653
No. My dick barely hangs, it's so tiny.

>>35652584
No u will die or fuck up ur joints mate.

>>35651934
Nigga he dying.

>>35652720
nah he looks bad only in the morning like me and all other people, during the day he looks pretty good better than in the past at least

>>35651934
>this post
>every thread

>>35652739
Yep. Most people don't look good in the morning. He looked all around healthier in today's video.

i've never heard someone talk so much yet say so little.

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>>35652547
holy shit! Rich is actually reading troll comments

>>35652765

>yet say so little

this serious gives one of the best workout advice on YT

If you fail to see that maybe go back to reading your GQ Magazines that tell you the super secret to get ripped in 7 days (tm)

>>35652427
It's probably for Sarah's adjustment of status from fiancee visa holder to permanent resident.

>>35652780
There's a whole video about it but I'm sure Piano man reads all the shitposting on his channel. Despite the cookie bit requests, he stopped doing it, what a shame.

Is anyone actually doing this routine?

>>35652756
Lots of water, a good nights sleep.

Do you think he actually listens to that crappy music he dubs in during his workouts? Ib4 its motzart or bach.

>>35652821
link?

>>35652845

i think he likes that type of music but just uses these beats cause they are probably copyright free and he doenst have to worry about strikes on his channel

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vXQLFGhH15s
The latest

>>35652832
I don't even think Rich is actually doing the whole routine.

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Would anyone here watch a Rich & Sara Porn and jerk off to it?

"Today I'm actually gonna eat like a real human being" - Rich Piana

>>35652845
In the recent video he said he likes rock and "ghetto" rap

rich has implants or something?

why does his chest looks so weird? specially when looked from the sides

>>35652980
Because gyno

>>35652980

>implants

lol

nah hes just synthol/gyno mode

>>35652923

>real human being

whys he not using some spices on his fucking egg white?

he even says it tastes like shit lol

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>>35652914

>>35652802
>takes Rich "Schill It" Piana's advice seriously
>doesn't just watch for the dank memes

They're 45 minute infomercials with 2 minutes of training talk about meme exercises

He gives the worst advice possible. It's all about meals, never mentions calories. If you do light cardio but continue to stuff your face getting fat isn't possible... Lol. If you want to gain, why would you eat 10 percent over maintance calories? You will just become a fatass. If you think for one second you can have a weak bench as a natural and have a good chest, you're in for a rude awakening. You need a strong bench/incline/ohp. All this light ultra high rep work is for roid heads.

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>>35652897
>cooks breakfast
>"cardio done!"
>eats breakfast

>>35653038
You only need to eat over 10percent over manintance*

>>35653001
>whys he not using some spices on his fucking egg white?

Yeah wtf, plain egg whites are fucking insipid

>>35653038
>>35653033

> is for roid heads.

yeah no shit .... if you are natty this stuff looks ridiculous to you but hes showing you how to get big the non natty way

>>35653038
Roider or natty strenght≠mass

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Natty DYEL nerds flame Rich Piana

When will this meme end?

I wish Mike Chang would come back so they could go all back to his comment section praising the 2.5lbs dumbbell exercises for dat lean physique

>>35653067
He wants natties to do it too, which is terrible advice for them.
>>35653076
Yeah but on roids a 225 bench and you can have a god like chest. He's so stuck in his ways brain washing people with his fluff and puff routines

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>>35653106

>He wants natties to do it too, which is terrible advice for them.

mad SS fag spotted

Do you think this 45 year old man who lifts all his life doesnt know what hes talking about?

>>35653133
He knows how to lift for himself and other juicers. He doesnt have to worry about being strong or fat. You need a big bench and strong weighted pull up. Doesn't mean you're powerlifting. The fuck are a thousand chest flyes gonna do compared to a heavy incline bench

>>35653180

https://youtu.be/1smhmx3ZfnY?t=464

he adresses this in his video actually

mb actually watch them before you come here shit posting?

>>35652658
Is hulk hogan actually 6'7 because I'm seriously doubting that

>>35653197
And what's he say? He never says get strong to look good, its always "I'm n0t a powrlfter!!1!1!1 i do a mirrion reps!"

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>>35651876
>50 mins
get fucked m8

>>35653281

what do you mean?

did you even listen

you said

>You need a big bench and strong weighted pull up

he says you dont if you are in for the physique

Whats wrong with you?

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>>35651876
>his work out is geared towards looking great.
>looking great.
>looking
>great

>>35653310
>naturals don't need to have a strong bench or weighted pull up to have a big chest or back

kek

>>35653362

everyone who does what he does like eating 12 meals and doing the workouts non natty is a retard anyway

whats your fucking point?

its specifically designed for people on gear

you are like that faggot who goes in a french movie and complains that its in french

>>35652747
>implying it is not true.

JESUS, DOES THIS GUY NOT LOOK AT HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR

>>35652310
>>35652324
Watch the video. He explains it

>>35653355
Stay small, kiddo

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>>35653414
>small
>looking human

same thing

>>35653376
The majority of his audience is natural and newish lifters. How is he not giving shit advice? It's all geared towards his roids

>>35653382
anon do you look like the picture of health after getting up in the morning?

>>35651876

Haha all these autists video responses....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6nTUwBb0ZA

Not gonna leave humanity behind.

>>35653436

the majority of non roiders who watch it are in for the entertainment cause hes a genuine guy you know

hes not a fake natty .. hes not lying about it .. he just gives an honest view on how it is to be on a cycle and what to do

thats why hes so popular on /fit/ BB Forum, reddit,

wherever you go

>>35653443
well, my proportion don't look like i eat HGH for breakfast

Also, tell me how rich isn't a scumbag.

He did nothing but pimp mutant whey and saying how he eats it 10 times a day, lying to people so he can sell more shit.

Then when he wants to start his own supplement company, whey doesn't work he says and he says it's okay to lie if it's for money.

>all these products are shit, but I'm honest so buy my ground up yams if you need them

>>35653414
>wanting to look like rich

A fat bloated oily balloon man is not my goal physique

I always thought everyone just watched his videos for entertainment and memes like me but some of you actually take him seriously hahahahaha

PS he's supposedly put on 20 pounds in two weeks if he keeps this up he's going to have a fucking heart attack

>>35653475
He said that protein powder is bs because you can get all the protein you need from food. Now his "real food" powder is really food and not a protein powder which is why it's all good.

Did he just say real human bean?

>>35653514
>protein and carbs in powder form isn't food
>carbs in powder form are food

You can tell who's retarded and who isn't on this shitposting nexus by who watches these videos for entertainment and who takes the Mutant Memelord seriously

>>35653556
Protein powder is a supplement. Piana's "real food" is actual food. Learn the fucking difference.

>>35653597
Got it

But when is a shake not a shake?
When is a meal not a meal?
When is a 5 second vacuum a 15 second vacuum?
When is a fire lane a parking spot?

>>35653471
yes or no, anon.

>>35653456
literally who is this fat human?

>>35653640
When you leave humanity behind

>>35653475
>Also, tell me how rich isn't a scumbag.
he flat out tells you if you can't afford his real food you can just use oats. Also he discusses how real food is cheaper than special k in the long run, but oats is the cheapest.

>>35653640
>But when is a shake not a shake?
When it has Real Food, then it's a meal
>When is meal not a meal
When it doesn't count
>When is a 5 second vacuum a 15 second vacuum
When you're living on Mutant Time
>When is a fire lane a parking spot
When you're 2hot4humanity

>>35653714
The memes have to come naturally, and not be forced like this

>>35653049
Top kek, noticed that too. Claimed he did 25 minutes cardio between making his breakfast and eating it, without even breaking a sweat

>>35651955
Ranch Panini

>>35653038
>he should be doing a how to for nattys
>I'm not on roids and this doesn't apply to me!

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>tfw not doing feeder workouts for arms for 2 years straight

why am i such a failure?

>>35651955
Rudolf papadopolus

>>35653825
>mutant
>natural
ok memelord

>>35654305
>death of a meme: the post

>>35652273
i've genuinely started parking illegally all the time since this series started. it feels baller af getting out of the car right in front of the supermarket doors, nobody ever calls you out on it.

>>35651999
you watch the training part? why? it's the only part i skip because i dont want to watch a sweaty dude pump iron when i already know what he's going to be doing anyways

>>35652853
I think it's the one on steroids causing balls shrinkage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DWS8uzr1dE

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>tfw started listening to him ramble while I work

hes like the dad i never knew i wanted

>>35654575
>that voice
I cry every time

>>35654366
Haha damn I bet it does. You never get any tickets/nobody ever scratches your car? I think I might start doing this actually.

Getting kind of bored of these vids. I got up to 10 but then started skipping a lot and don't feel like watching much anymore.

>>35652225
and the post workout shake is real food but doesn't count as a meal :^)

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>>35654388
I like the training part cus funny faces

>>35655160
ok bye then, enjoy not being part of the future of bodybuilding

When does he outline the diet?

He starts saying the oats are over the carb limit but when has he ever outlined it

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>>35655705
>>35655705
I tried making faces like he does but I couldn't pull it off.

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Guys. Is all that acne sides from the juice already? Never seen onset so fast. Perhaps he is juicing protocol was not honest after all?

>>35656035
he injected straight into his arm

Wikipedia describes Piana's wife as a "trans-wife".....what the actual fuck does that mean

rich is fake as fuck. pmma injections make him look way bigger than he is.

>>35656344
> Rich plans to transcend humanity brah.

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>2016 Bringing Big Back
>Drinking water without filling it with pre workout or BCAs

>>35656344
Its edit trolling dude

>>35656443
I've never heard of this before. Is that whats going on with his weird shaped pecks?

>>35656551
Do you guys think he gets super pumped after watching his edited videos? Big shit grin on his face, whispers to himself "you are so fucking awesome Rich" then yells for Sara to come over and check this out.

>>35656607
What do you think retard he LITERALLY showed us that he does this on ep10 when he was watching a video of him interviewing some dude while eating his third meal.

>>35652273
Are you doing your feeder sets?

>>35651876
His breakfast looks like such fucking shit. Probably tastes like cardboard.

>>35652310
Yeah it's to do with his Maserati.

>>35652411
Retards, should just have edited it out.

Who here starting to go gay for this mutant™? Ive started to see rich as husbando mode since episode 1

>>35657230
When his titties were jiggling I was like damn son I'd suck on those nips, he's too masculine though
>no homo

>My shoulder's fucked

>>35656443
>being this jelly

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who else was attempting to cut before they started the series?

>tfw cookies dont count
>tfw its now ok to eat fast food
>tfw shakes dont count
>tfw 25 minutes of cardio clears everything bad you ate

Is Rich Piana the Arnold of our generation?

>Getting their nightly meal
>Still 20 minutes left

How?

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This video doesnt count as a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLhiPllLOUQ

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>>35657829
I CANNOT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE

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>>35657829
the editor is not a fan of sara

>>35657829

kek that mirin meter

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>>35658507

>>35656552
yup. his ex-wife confirmed he would travel down to mexico to get them.

thats why his arms are so fuckin huge and yet look so soft. they're filled with that shit.

>>35651955
Arnold Schwarzenegger

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>>35651876

>tfw no gf that records you all day while you talk to your imaginary viewers about how to get big

>>35658685
source?

>>35656035
He probably cant reach the zits with his hands and they keep growing undisturbed

>>35657539
yup, currently doing the reversed piano diet, smaller by the day in some sort

>>35657542
he's bizarro Arnold, or Arnold going insane.

>>35658783
>imaginary
>4 million and raising views of the series

jealous dyel faggot detected

what ethnicity is his gf?

>>35659810
some say shes not from earth but i dunno man.

>>35659810
Icelandic, sorry for asking dumb question I can just Google it

his car is very noisy, what is making that sound? what the fuck

>>35652010
Underrated post

>>35659744

imaginy as in not there in that very moment retard

its not like he sees all of us when hes alone with his GF talking

dumbfuck

>>35657829
Love the mirin meter

I like how he says that his knees are fucked up and then immediately tells people to do squats as fast as possible

Very interesting read about the Piano man.
https://1tropicalgal.wordpress.com/2013/05/16/rich-piana-and-how-was-able-to-make-money/

>>35652273
HAHA BUSTED.

>>35660833
nigga what the fuck is this 100 page blog?
am i supposed to read this shit

>>35660833
>ex wife defends you
Truly a mutant

>>35651886
Ahaha is this a reference to purple reign?

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>>35660833
Tfw thinking about rich hurting

>>35651955
dominic "The Scoop" cmonson

>>35654575
>shrink balls
>make dick look bigger
>take roids
>leave humanity behind

God damn you rick piano. God damn you to hell.

>>35657829
Kek

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>>35651876
Sup bros I watched today's episode.
If you're bored and want to watch something, friendly reminder this happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stslQfg3-Vk

>>35660833
>https://1tropicalgal.wordpress.com/2013/05/16/rich-piana-and-how-was-able-to-make-money/

I wish I had crazy gold digging bimbos fighting over me like this. Some day I may.

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>>35653226
Is it really so hard to google?

>>35656443
>pmma injections make him look way bigger than he is.
Someone needs to remove blaha. The shit he says is actually getting into the memesphere now. Yes Rich used site enhancement but not enough to call him a 100% fake.

Blaha literally claimed without site injection that rich would be "the same size as me". This is the person whose bullshit you're regurgitating. Think about it.

>>35658783
>imaginary
Virgin Gays please go.

>>35661649
blaha did an unsuccessful cycle & is now a self proclaimed expert on other's people's drug use.

>>35657829
>miring rich on camera
These fools deserved it.

>>35659876
So by your logic all youtube viewers are "imaginary". And when tv shows talk about viewers all their viewers are imaginary too.
Shut the fuck up.

>>35652225
I've been watching the BBTD videos while at work. Motivation for evening lifting, plus it's pretty entertaining. He's a fucking weirdo, actually pretty smart and honest when it comes down to it. But the piano man is so fucking memeworthy it's not even funny.
Live large.
Die large.
Leave a giant coffin.

>>35661663
Unsuccessful? He sterilized himself, I'd say that was a successful act of charity

>>35661802
I think that does a lot to explain his voice. Blaha sounds like a trans woman.

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>>35660833
well fuck
>mfw thinking about the Piana man just standing there not knowing what to do while this woman hits herself

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i got to 50 today on my first feeder set. i could only get to 20 the first day. afterwards when i was watching tv my shoulder started twitching it was weird that has never happend before

>tfw you are going to make it

I love his facial expressions when he's repping out

>>35651876
rich is to /fraud/ what they are to /fit/ what they are to normies what they are to womens

dont try to prove me wrong im a genious with an IQ of 200
>mfw i did the captcha in 0.92 seconds

>>35664484
Blaha please stay off the boards.