/fit/ humor

routine to achieve that physique? how long would it take?

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There's nothing funny about that webm you fuckcunt

>>35648535
5 laps in the Ganges River

>>35648535
Genetic mutation 5xf

Must eat a lot of spinach. Popeye lookin nigga

>>35648512
goddamn i didn't realize all this time i've been skipping hand day

>>35648512
If I wanted humour I'd have asked what your 1RMs are

>>35648540
holy kek

Can someone post that darkie synthol injecting fagotty haircut with green eyes giving the thumbs up

You know what im talking about, i need a pick me up

>>35648556
if i wanted humor I would just stick a microphone into your moms vagina since the last thing that came out was a joke

>>35648512
1 DAY U MAY

>>35648512
>that roid gut
Indian's definitely left humanity behind

>>35648583
FUARK

>>35648583
Bruh anon got BTFO

seriously, what do you even do with your lie with hands like that? poor kid, i'd probably just kill myself if i woke up tomorrow like that that

>>35648624
Kill yourself anyway

>>35648583
AYYYYYYYYYYY

>>35648583
damn bruv

>>35648682
ONE FINE DAY WITH A POO AND A TURD
A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR
NO SANITATION
NO TOILET BOWL
JUST TWO FUSED INDIANS WITH NO BUTTHOLE

BUTTHOLE

BUTTHOLE

ALONE IN THE STREETS WITH NO BUTTHOLE

>>35648583
Well done tbqh senpai

>>35648702
8/10

>>35648583
>people praising this unoriginal quote

Fucking tripfags

>>35648583

but what if you have younger siblings?

>>35648565

you mean zyzz?

>>35648682
ayyy

>>35648583
TOP ZOZZZZZZZZZZLE

>>35648512
Why do all the fucked up births come from pajeetdia

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>>35648539
This. How the fuck does anyone see a deformed child and think its time to make an EPIC post...

I'd fucking bash you irl m8

>>35648583
ROASTED
O
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T
E
D

>>35648535
>8535▶>>35648540 >>35648545
>routine to achieve that physique? how long
Step one: eat this motherfucker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuchereria_bancrofti
Step two:???
Step three: Mad gainz

>>35648583

This was in the old thread. Nice copypasta.

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>>35648512

>>35648583
m8

Not humor but related.

Anyone know the name of the youtube channel that edits rich piana's day in life videos?

>piana on bike with pacman noises

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>>35649894
Holy fuck, I want to believe this.

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>>35649930
Saving the thumbnail

>>35648512
Dude...that's not even funny. I get it, it's 4Chan, but putting a child with a debilitating in a humour thread...that's not right.
>inb4 edgy 13 year olds attack me

>>35648682
but how does it deadlift?

>>35648682
We need to start throwing babies of cliffs again.

>>35648512
not funny

in a recent article Indias population has been destroying toilets cause they believe they are evil and that open defecating in fields is better

these are people without proper hygiene that is partly to blame for these horrific mutants and xenos

i feel sorry for them

>>35649869
Once again, /fit/ proves that diet is the most important part of gaining a physique.

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>>35648512
Rich Piano is like "what the fuck did he inject, I gotta get me some of that shit!!"

>>35649925
>Dick stretches lower than balls

Is... is this not normal?

>>35648535
synthol m8

>>35650277
A man kissing a baby is humour?

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>>35648682
Walk like crab, talk like people

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>>35648682
probably worshiped as a reincarnated deity by the villagers

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this is the worst /fit/ humour thread I've ever been in

>>35650431
Haven't seen worse since you're one rep max

>>35650306
only if you're roiding.

>>35650366
>How Rich can drive and eat cookies at the same time.jpeg

>>35648512
Nice of you to join us Mr Elephant Man.

>"humour" thread
>nothing funny and op being an edgy dickhead
you're literally 13 years old op. fuck off back to /b/

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This thread is a disgrace for our beloved /fit/

>>35648583
>inb4 eldest child

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>>35648583

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>>35648702
Kek'd pretty hard at this

>>35649655
There's so many of them so that's a factor,

Otherwise its the literal filth they eat, drink, bathe in and live with. Indians are dumber than animals, which are at least smart enough not to shit where they eat.

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>>35648682
That's some cheeki breeki shit, comrade.

>tfw seeing it scurry

>>35650724

this dude has literally started a thread about his body and has been posting his own compliments for about 15 minutes now without realise what unique posters are

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>>35648512
Op confirmed as a slag

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>>35650419
>that gif
my man

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>>35648565
This the one?

What a shitty thread.

>>35650879
yuck.

>>35648583
>tustinn
literally who

>>35648512
fucking hate /pol/ and their edgy 14 year olds

>>35650478
>you're one rep max
>you're

You're not helping making this thread more funny.

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Commencing dump

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>>35651049

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>>35651056

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>>35651064

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>>35651074

>>35651049
thanks for actually boasting

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>>35651093
y-you too

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>>35648682
imagine if they got swole

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Last one, cheers

>>35648702
this is fucking gold.my sides are out of orbit desu senpai

>>35650879
gets me every time

>>35651111
thats alpha as fuck

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>>35648583

holy fuck

>>35651141
wait... vocal squats are a meme?

oh god

>>35648512
I fail to see how this is humor.

>>35651125
this gets me every fucking time kek

>>35648539
This, too many edgy /b/ autists

>>35651240
Read the image name

>>35651144
oh my fucking god :')

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>>35651049
>want to say "for you"
>say "for you"
there is a lesson in there somehwhere

>>35650879
He looks so sad

>>35651268
still not humor.

>>35651240
*human

>>35651244
fucking lost it

>>35649655
Because no environmental policies and regulations means everybody does whatever they want with dangerous substances

>>35651460
Are there truly more of such cases in India than in other regions of the world?

>>35651276
have an updoot. nice meme, friend.

>>35651277
You would be too if the closest you could get to muscle was looking like that.

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>>35651128
As much as an asshole Zyzz was, it's funny as fuck to see women being taken off dating at easy mode to see what it's like for us.

>>35650365

His head/shoulder looks like a butthole from another perspective

>>35650365
aw shit I saw that image like 3 times already and I legitimately thought it was some guy making a baby photo where he exposes his hairy butthole

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>>35650879

He looks like an Indian Nick Cage.

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>>35648583
SAVAGE

>>35650221
please post article

>>35650277
Thought it was an ass

>>35648583
Ya well the last thing that came in it was a legend, familia
>aka my dick

>>35650063
Agree with you, op is fucking retarted

>>35650063
Yeah I didn't realize how lucky I had it. Even though I have mild cerebral palsy in my left arm.

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>>35648539
>>35651261
>>35649683
>>35650063
>>35651685
>>35650221
>>35650743
>>35650919
>>35651240

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>>35648583
Damn

kekd
>8/10

>>35648583
soft faggot

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>>35648583
HOLY FUCKING BURNS BATMAN

Jesus our lord and savoir, why did you let that child get BTFO so badly?

>>35648702
Underrated.

>>35648583
holy shit, someone call the firefighters and ambulance. op got massively burned here.

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>>35648682
But can it read?

>>35648512

has he left humanity behind?

>>35648583
HOLY ZHIT BENIS

>>35651244
Brilliant.... my sides have left me.

>>35650879
Every single time

>>35648583
>front page of leddit good job

>>35651489
Back to ShitRedditSays, Redditor.

>>35651135
>personal

Pshhhh

>>35648702
goddamn

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>>35650063
>>35651685
Indeed

>>35648583
>>35649843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4

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>>35651997

>>35650879
Is this Zyzz's retarded cousin?

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>>35654183
reddit please go

>>35648583
All hail trogdor, the burninator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHF_bIjIPAE

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>>35648702

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f87pxeb_mr4

>>35649917
Also interested

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>>35648583
Nice

>>35654580
>>35649917
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChdIlGoPqi2nIbR1Jgd0RIQ

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>>35648682
are the indian like the OP? Why does so much weird mutations happen in that part of world? Pic related is indonesian. And I remember reading about a guy who had parts of his twin brother coming out of his hip, looked like a TMNT villain

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The best.

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>>35650277

>>35654391
do you know what a jpeg is?

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>>35648702
GOD FUCKING DAMN ANON 10/10

>>35654613
I know fuck all about the topic
But there are a ton of people in India, it only makes sense that the most weird births happen there

I think the guy you posted supposedly cane in contract with some fungus that messed him up though

jesus christ

>>35648583
S-S-S-S-S-SAVAGEEEE !

>>35648702
Christ

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>>35648583

>>35648583

>two younger siblings

feel le bern

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>>35655529
>Bernie pls go

>>35650277
What the fug

>>35651135
Fuck this world

>>35650277
wow son, that one got me

>>35651105
Finally found the thread again.
>tfw lots of pictures not showing up
https://desustorage.org/fit/thread/28418170/

>>35648583
actually you should have said her uterus. lots of things could have come out of his mom's vagina in the last 12 years.

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>>35651074
>I have no brother

>>35654613
how did she get those hands through the sleeves?

>>35657619
Same with the feet.
It's probably a shop.

>>35654678
>implying mcdonalds isn't good for gains

>>35657619
That's a man iirc.
>>35657764
Epidermodysplasia verruciformis

>>35656608
>final post
>"this is your brain on bread"

Fucking lost it.

I like to curl dumbells while standing in the squat rack!

>>35654464
Autistic on this board lack self awareness. You're fucking stupid. Stop trying so hard to fit in with teenagers and /chan/ culture.

>>35648682
I now know what a spider baby is

>>35648583
Must be hard being that savage

>>35648583
The only reason people are freaking out to this is because it was posted to r/4chan

>>35650277
I legit thought that was an ass and I thought the baby's shirt said "My anus is my bff"

>>35651153
Fuck. Had a hardy kek

>>35648682
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

>>35651153
Work.

How are deformed indians /fit/ humor?

>>35648583

how did all that same fagging end up on reddit?

my god these nerds are so ez to impress

>>35651064
Little fuck is gonna fuck up those tiles and walls goddamn I'd strangle the shit

>>35648682
Why are extreme deformities so common in India?

>>35648512
go back to /b/ or /r/ you fucking edgelord, if it belongs in a rekt thread it doesn't belong here

>>35650306
In one of his videos he talks about how important for the dick to hang lower than the balls

>>35654613
>Why does so much weird mutations happen in that part of world?
because most people live in that part of world

India alone has twice more people than the Western world combined

>>35648583
:0

>>35648512
>>35648682
they should all be exterminated

>>35650431
>makes it worse by posting the most "that happened" FIT post of all time

>>35648583
Your dick?

>>35651074
>I have no brother

EveryTime.jpg

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>>35650082
fucking kek

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Someone please post that image with a rewrite of Piano Man?

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>>35660364
I accidentally saved the thumbnail instead of the image itself...

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>>35660379
Like it is my first time using the internet or something.

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>>35648512
kid looks like kidbuu

>>35660390
lmao
change the img name tho. kinda spoils it.

>>35660455
Gah, you're right. Didn't even think of that-- I named it so I'd be able to find it. Thanks, I'll try to be cognizant of that in future.

>>35648583
...I have younger siblings you dummy

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>>35648583
7/10

>>35654183
nah, you're pretty reddit

>something mildly offensive
>WAAHHW WAHHH

>>35651105
this is really really good

>>35659856
Indians in general are humor

>>35651111
holy fucking kek i dont know why but this made me cry laughing before I even finished it

>>35648552
kek

>>35648539
It's funny as fuck. Tripfag is faggot

>>35648583
leddit pls

Protein farts

>>35650879
every time

>>35661882
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

>>35648512
>wreck it rajeev

>>35660040
looks like shitty laminate to me

>>35648583
>toasting in a roasted bread

>>35660390
it gets gayer every time i see this

>>35661882
HAHAHAHHA TY PAJEET

>>35648539
The only thing in the world that makes me sad is kids with fucked up deformities.

It's just unbearably sad and unfair. What kind of shitty ass world is this. Why is it at all.

>>35657959
>implying it's good for anything except throwing directly into the trash

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>>35648583

>>35650277
Top kek

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>>35648583
>solid

if I wanted humour, I'd ask to hear your best joke

ayyyyyyy

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>>35648583

>>35651197
fucking based 10/10

>>35660364
AND ITS DRAWN LIKE A A MANGA

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>>35648583
damn

>>35651111
i wonder if anon ever returned to the gym

also checked

>>35660176
>>35654961

Indians have a culture of father marrying daughters off to first or second cousins for social and business reasons. Your genetic scum will accumulate over generations instead of being diluted in the main gene pool and you get India as a result.

>>35648682
How... how do they poop

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Some fresh OC rolling through

>>35663623
wait what

>>35665419
He pulled it down already. Regretted the reaction, I guess.

>>35663623
is jason homosex?

>>35663623
Hahaha what the fuck

>>35663623
fake and gay

>>35648583

damn nigga what the fuck, this is golden.

>>35665850
Just like him

>>35648583

le funny reddit meme

redd.it 41dgcz

>>35666111

Nice dub trips son

>>35651131
siamese Hodgetwins

>>35666061
Noice.

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>>35651098
omg i actually shed a tear for this one and asthma crisys

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>>35650277
For the past week I thought that was a dirty ass fleshlight. I need to get out more.

>>35651105
>haw haw nice gyno faggot
>that face

Every time.

>>35651489
faggot