Help /fit/

>>35647769

By not smoking.

>>35647769
1. Give up
2. Kill self

>>35647769
Do that thing dirty dawg

>>35647769
1) Get off your phone you fucking loser
2) Progressive Ogreload

>>35647769
LOL OP I think I know that grill

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She's going to the bathroom right now, what should I do guys

>>35647863
the old lickaroo

>>35647862
I highly doubt you do bro

Seriously I need help guys

She's really cute and I'm trying to pursue a relationship with her

>>35647896
I think I do, let me see

>>35647944
Be honest about your feelings when you two are alone together, and #1 of >>35647836

>>35647863
1) Close 4chan
2) Talk to her, get her talkin about herself, compliment her shoes. etc.

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>>35647769
>How do you increase your bench?
wow at least op's post is /fit/ related right? i was worried for a moment

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Chicks with septum piercings are huge sluts and gross in general

>mfw when OP get laid and contracts HIV

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Really tired of seeing /adv/ threads on /fit/

do your fucking job janitor

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Get close to her and show her your battery, tell her if she wants to go in bed and charge her battery with you. Always works but only if you sleep 8 hours.

Let us talk to her OP
Hand her ur phone and just let her read this thread.
It'll be fun....kek

>>35648007
Don't worry I know her, I told her about it LOL.

She's going to reply to this thread

>>35647769
tell that college cunt to stop drop and pray.

"Stop drop and pray"

That's all you should say

>>35647777
quads don't lie

People on this board have a lot to contribute to a conversation. Be yourself. Whatever that means. Be comfortable with you and give that to her.

>>35647769
Stike up a conversation. Ask her about new years resolutions or some bullshit like that. It makes her open up to the point where you can better gauge her personality.

For example, she mentions weight loss or some shit about school you'll know she is a fat dumb cunt that you should take advantage of.

Alternatively if she has a goal like read x amount of books or do something involves making herself more of a bearable cunt, you red-pill her /pol/ style.

Impress her with some smoke tricks and when she asks how you learned how to do that say, "from eating girls out". This works well if you are on point with your smoke tricks.

You could also get her blackout drunk and give her a hot-cosby.

Bullshit aside, just talk to her. Have fun kiddo

>>35647777

hookah is not really smoking...it's just some faggot shit done by people who aren't old enough to drink.

>>35647995
>Chicks with septum piercings are huge sluts and gross in general

jesus christ bro....i fucking agree so much.