I have benchpressed things smarter then you, bitch
Still can't catch that road runner huh?
>This has to be a shop. His lats go right into his glutes
apparently its this guy
>I had a dream last night that Rich, Sarah, and I were at a grocery store near Venice beach and I was looking for some fish to grill. Then Sarah turns into a pile of ice cubes and they all scatter away to a bed in a castle somewhere and reunite to form her again. She's lying on the bed crying so I go over to comfort her, asking if everything is all right and Rich just yells at me jealous as fuck thinking that I'm trying to make a move (I totally was but he doesn't need to know that). We argue for a bit and then I wake up.
Hey bro. Saw your post on fit. Just hanging out on the couch drinking some beers. Lookin sick man. Mom said you should call her, she hasn't heard from you since thanksgiving. Hope to see you soon, don't let your big brother down.
id probably kill myself if i looked like that 2bh f4m
on top of that this guy is an autistic redditor
my god what a pathetic excuse for a life
Its not shopped, but I am hunched forward a bit. It's the angle and the way the camera is. I don't know why it looks odd but if you guys want a specific pose or something for proof just let me know.
Post a timestamped pic of yourself in a latspread then come back to me.
I wanna compete, go pro, and go from there. If I'm really dreaming, become Mr. O. I'm natty atm but I'll hop on in around a year. Wanna hit 275. I'm 260 right now.
I'm not that strong relative to my size, but:
Idk my 1rm for anything but to give you an Idea:
Bench: 120lb dumbbells for 4 sets of 10 on flat and incline in the same session. (gym doesn't have anything heavier)
Squat: 315 for 10 sets of 10 no problem. I don't like going heavy with squats cause I'm paranoid I'll get injured or something.
Deadlift: I'll rep 500 for 4 sets of 6 on a good day.
>Squat: 315 for 10 sets of 10
>I'm paranoid I'll get injured or something.
>Deadlift: I'll rep 500 for 4 sets of 6
nice lifts though, that is quite some volume. Don't you want to know what 1RMs you could do?
yeah patrick star jokes aside, you actually have a better physique and lifts than 99% of this board. I think the first pics where maybe a bit unfortunate lol but >>35647212 looks good actually.
I can't be the only person who thinks this looks great, right? Much better than pic related
>making fun of someone for having shitty genetics that they can't do anything about
>no matter how much they lift they will always look retarded and ugly
why are men such assholes?
please ignore them, you probably look better than most people here
[spoiler] not really, you're pretty gross [/spoiler]
I really wish I had more spongebob reaction pics right now
>Mfw trolls pretend to be me
Jesus christ. I'm not a regular user or anything so I don't know how to distinguish myself from any other user other than to write a name in the name box. But trolls are writing the same name. Can someone help me out here?
Okay well if anyone else has any real questions now is the time to ask. I'm about to leave the thread cause of these trolls.
>mfw i made this faggot mad
Leave and take your deformed body with you
Guys from now on If they don't post with a different pic than what has been posted above, It's not me.
I'm not mad, just annoyed.
Feel free to post a pic of your body brah.
it's the guy, it's the guy
Ok I'll try that next
This isn't me, please stop you're just annoying everyone now
>MFW you realize that there are a bunch of fags on /fit/ jerking off to your pics
Diet is just all clean foods all the time. But I have a carb, fat, protein, and fruit or vegetable along with 32oz of water with every meal.
You just can't win can you
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Here ya go. I'm giving y'all 10 minutes for legitimate questions.
OP thank you for your patience with everyone here. Lookin good bro.
Any chance we could get a better view of ur gainz tho? I'm not convinced of your proportions yet. It's your only chance to redeem yourself from becoming a screencap for future YLYL threads at this point.
you tried. not believable, but you tried.
Sure thing man. Thanks. Let me find a pic. One sec.
OP, what do you do with your free time?
Calories and macro percentages?
..is here, btw --
good job tho i woulda feel for it if i hadnt done the same thing here>>35647749
Psh this due is huge and his proportions are fine.
Us fags could learn a thing or two from this guy.
Again, nice work man. Apologies for the doubt. Thanks for the clarification and being a nice guy about all of this.
I'm 5'11" 260 what else do you wanna know?
niggers, have you not seen Carrie?
the one where the girl does nothing wrong, and gets bullied the fuck out of and
kills fucking everyone
this dude can literally rip you in half
Patrick, mirin, n-no homo, please don't use my spine as a toothpick
Thanks to you as well for being polite.
I've been lifting since I was 13. I'm 21 now. But I've been seriously bodybuilding for the past 3 years.
How long could your mom go without drinking while she was pregnant?
How long are your legs?
How many squads do you normally do?
When are you going to consider a shotgun to the face, in order to not be recognized when they find your body, due to how ugly and deformed your whole facial structure really is.
you have a very strange body structure.
does anyone in your family look like you?
do you resent how you look or are you alright with it?
if it were me i would mind, you look strange but not gross.
how tall are you?
>i can't be the only person who thinks obesity looks better than a good body, right?
no, you aren't the only one.
but only because with a planet of 7 billion people, there are near 7 billion retards.
count yourself proud to be one of them
that shit looks way better than an obese guy who has some muscularity.
You look like Chunky Kong you fucking ape.
ignore the haters I think you're sickening cut just a tiny little bit, do something with that stache and you're god tier husbando mode
>Big and strong as fuck
>/fit/ tries to shit all over him
Is this board fucking serious? Guy is a legit cool dude, seems genuine and light hearted and all you insecure circle jerks just fuckin hate on him?
This thread is shameful as fuck. Would gymbro with this dude any day.
Omg I can't stop laughing
Fucking lost it
AMA... Go back to reddit frog man thanks for the Lolz
Someone template this thread for future lolz
>mfw when cube being post on fit
the poor fuck... the poor stupid fuck
I'm just laughing so hard right now. Shit, I'm a bad person.
>You will never reach G-Virus mode
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh you were probably in a horrible accident kek
HOLY FUCKING KEK
i haven't laughed this hard in a while
Third time i look at this thread and i'm still laughing.
is this you?
He's not obese and what the fuck does what he looks like have to do with anything. Is this entire fucking board literally 18 years old?
>you don't have abs, you can't be my friend
>I'm so vain that I forgot ideals are subjective
This can't be fucking real...
Dont crouch in your pics logan, it makes you look misshapen.
You look like every cartoon character that has a big chest and tiny legs, thats a good thing.