>Skelly woman at work says she can do the most pull-ups in the office
>"Ah yeah, how many can you do"
>she says 15
>call bullshit
>slow day at the office so we do a competition
>she does 15 half-rep kipping pullups
>everyone applauds
Why are normal people so retarded when it comes to fitness
Why are some fit people so pretentious when it comes to fitness?
>>35638798
>>35638798
This. Do you really need to compete with some fucking woman in your office? You are a bitter, insufferable cunt.
you really should a just said i didn't believe you
But you proved me wrong
then continue on your life where you dont look like a social awkward retard
>>35638798
>>35638848
>>35639740
all these mad skelly fatties dyels
>>35638765
i share your rustling m8
>change work
>always been into martial arts
>been doing mma for 2 years
>near new work there is a only bjj gym so i give it a shot
>theres this girl who is always there
> short hair, glasses, also a blue belt
>im glad to find people dedicated in this gym/
>i always arrive 1 hour before class start so decided to stretch and do some light exercise for myself
>this girl does the same
>shitty form push ups where she only bends his arms
>weird exercises with a medicinal ball
takes 3-5 minutes rests between every one of these weird sets
>skips the rope a little
>then doesthe less possible during class
>sparring time
> no one else to do it with
>asks her
>says she doesnt like to roll with guys because is easy for a big white belt to tap a light blue belt since they only use strenght
triggered
fucking women are the worst when it comes to anything that requires effort
>>35638765
and then you did 20 strict ones to completely wreck her crossfit inspired self-worth, right? right?
>>35638765
Really nigger? Should've just ignored her. Competing with other women is a woman thing.
>>35638821
this.
>>35640003
Did you bang her tho
>>35638821
this
>>35640068
...this. Sad part is he didn't believe a skeleton could do 15 pullups.... do you even know how easy it is to do pullups when you're a low bodyweight??? WTf are you doubting someone can do pullups for??? This "man" as he calls himself can probably do like 10 pullups and thinks that's good. Fucking white people.
>>35638765
upset by a half repping feminist
kek of the day
>>35640003
Youre both retards. If you're gonna get exhausted before training even starts. At least practice the movements/read/videos of the martial art
>>35638765
Why are you such an autist?
If you consider it cheating, why not just tell them your half-rep kipping stats then?
Oh yeah, autism.
I don't do crossfit because >lolmeme but this guy in my office does and always talks about how he hates the women there.
Apparently they have competitions where you need to lift 70% of your 1RM for reps or time or some shit and the chicks bust out like 5 sets and finish before the guys even hit their 3rd.
Then the girls start berating them and making fun of how out of shape they are.
I mean, serves him right for doing crossfit but still... do they not realize that 70% of babby weight is exponentially less difficult than 70% man weight?
>>35640138
negro pls leave