Rich Piana life expectancy

>>35625242
2 and a half months

4 months CMON

>>35625242
Is it just me, or is there something odd and unnatural about Pianos hairline?

>>35625299

He says in his last video (BBTD DAY ELEVEN CMON!) that he's taking propecia for his hairloss and that he's been doing so for the past two months

He says he wishes he had started earlier

>>35625242
He already looks so drugged up and about to OD so, 72 hours..

>>35625242
he'll die later, still might have some heart problem this year.

>>35625242
between 2 months and 5 years

What will he actually die of? I get it all the steroids and whatever else he takes can't be good but what will it be?

He will not see the end of his four month program.

>>35625388
Stroke, heart attack, aneurysm..

>>35625242
Why is he so fucking red?

Basically, aside from the liver damage from all the oral anabolic and whatever else is in the baseball cap full of totally unregulated supplements, the injectable cause bad cholesterol and blood pressure to soar, along will his diet. A man almost 50 can not do this without consequences.

>>35625427
High BP from steroid abuse

He mentions adderal too. So you figure a guy his age and weight with all the lethargy of his crazy cycle will need a bit of pep to make it through the day. Just chip, chip ,chipping away at the old ticker.

I would guess he will stroke out or have a heart attack.

what's this stuff with piano? i don't follow him and all his recent videos are 30+ minutes, so i am not really eager/able to watch all this shit now
is he injecting double doses of gorilla blood into his system for the next months?

Couple of years, have enough money to do die in current year

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I actually appreciate how honest he is. Seems like a genuine bloke. Wouldn't personally want to get that big mind you, but at least he ain't a weeb closet puff like most posters on here.

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I will live forever

>>35625242
he won't make 60

>>35625457
It be mighty interesting to see what a scan of his heart looks like.
It must be crazily deformed.

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>>35625242
I give it 5 months before he leaves humanity behind.

>>35625622

>2016
>not having a mutant heart

>>35625622
it's probably shaped like '5%'

In his videos he says this isn't even close to being one of the worst cycles he's done and he isn't even scared. No way he's going to die. Just shows you how fucking oblivious everyone is about this "sport".

>>35625446
Yup. Classic give-away of a juicer. Not that I care if someone juices or not, but the stigma that they're little bitches on the inside is strong in today's world.

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>>35625649

>>35625667
>upper shoulder neck muscles

>>35625667
>how dyels comfort themselves

What's his stats? I'm guessing his height starts with 5'?

The thing i can't help but notice is yeah ok, he got huge muscles and tough guy stickers and he's ripped and im real happy for him and imma let him finish his cycle, but GODDAM he looks worn out. He looks well and truly fucked.

>>35625242
Five to ten years, if he doesn't start doing major changes to his diet and lifestyle.

>>35625427
Watch this and find out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF5JMyTEkgA

>>35625704
You neckbearded way too hard and missed the point. Now go shave

>one day you may
may what? get body dysmorphia?

>>35625722
The fuck does that even mean, speak english you fool.

Jason blaha says he's bigger than rich

Kek

>>35625288
kek

>>35625719
Never heard such bullshit. Haha fucking juicers

>but mah gainz brah - i need de wimonz brah

>>35625741
Fuck off cunt Im on a cycle n will fite u irl so dun try it faget fuck ass tard

>>35625780
outside, right now

>>35625634
Kek

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>>35625667

>>35625795
giving a whole new meaning to doublenigger

>>35625242
Hes been like 270lbs for the last 10-15 years. I don't think these 4 months will kill him, but hes probably not going to see his 60th birthday unless medical science perfects permanent artificial replacement hearts.

>>35625572
He seems like a nice enough guy, has that whole positive outlook on life nailed own. After watching his videos you can tell hes not a very bright guy though. Its kind of funny how is like the most stereotypical muscle head one could imagine. A big dopey guy lifting heavy things.

>>35625525
Hes taking serostim, a steroid given to HIV patients to stop them from wasting away. Most of the other stuff hes taking is just protein, vitamins, and supplements that are fairly strong stimulants.

The stimulants are probably way worse than the steroid hes taking.

whats wrong with him?

>>35625707
yeah, he's a 5'9 manlet that wears raises in his shoes and a hat to look taller. he surrounds himself with other turbo manlets to look bigger lmao.

>>35625858
Hes 6ft tall dude

>>35625242
14 months and 9 days.

MARK THIS POST. YOU WILL REMEMBER!

>>35625810
20-25 years, not 10-15

>>35625810
A big dopey guy that made millions in the stock market and realestate

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>>35625768
Melanotan II literally does this to your skin if you abuse it too much. And yes, some of it is permanent.

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>>35626199
Dorian Yates said in London Real that he "changed" his skin color too, but the interviewer never asked about it further. I'm assuming he used the same substance.

dude looks and sounds like utter shit, I think he'll leave humanity behind in 2016

>>35625810
>After watching his videos you can tell hes not a very bright guy though.

Dude has made a fuck ton of money pushing products so he's doing something right

New video where????????

>>35626199
>>35626207

Goddamn

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>>35625242
My name will live on in the annals of history.

What's my name again?

>>35625667
It's called traps, little skeleton.

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>>35625795
>>35625667

Which was this week's best episode? I don't have the patience to sit through all of them

>>35625242
Last two digits of this post are the real life time expectancy of Rich

>>35626600
Oh shit.

>>35626600
Oh shit...

>>35626600
Type "F" to pay respects

>>35626600
Witnessed

>>35626306
Wealthy Keyboard

>>35626600
Welp.

>>35626600
Gotta feel big to cry big. C-c'mon.

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it will catch everyone off guard, he'll finish this weird program then kill over in his sleep or stroke out like a year later

>>35625299
He also tattooed hair onto his skull

>>35626768
That's smart.

>>35626600
RIP

>>35626600
No video today yet. Looks like he's snuffed it. Rip in pianist

>>35625694
>not doing your low power pulls

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>>35626600
rip big guy.

>>35626306
Succulent Panini

>>35626600

Oh

>>35625648
kek

>>35626600
ah


nuuuuuu

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>>35626600
rolling

>>35626600
Ffffffffuuuuu

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>>35625719
could't listen more than 50 sec to this guy.

>"Sooo the way it works is thaaaat eeuhm the melanine in your eehm skin changes the color eum so the way it works is that euhm it was made to fight skin cancer"

Wtf man just fucking explain that simple shit in one clear sentence