No caveman general?
Post all caveman experiences, feels, stories, and advice
>be me, bulk
>eat mammoth steak and drink big hollow rock full of giant sloth milk every suntime
>hunter gatherers eat berries and tree leaves
>hunter gatherer walk only 1 tree length then sit down to watch moss
>"lift log and rock while eating whole mammoth will give you stomach demons"
>my rock face when
>tell girl I want to put uuga in her buga
>"sorry, me only booga guys over 6' oogas"
>Dark, it cold
>Go out of cave
>See big mammoth
>Try kill mammoth with wood
>Go back to cave
>Others think me demon
Anyway ended up fucking someone's gf without a squirrel skin
>me go stone market, want buy new stones
>see hot ungabungas in stone market
>try speak ungabunga
>mammoth meat fall out loin cloth
>me run back cave, cry me eyes out
>berrypicker as fuck
>unga want bunga
>bunga with berrypicker
>unga reach higher berries than berrypicker
>unga deserve bunga
>tfw no fat cavepeople to paint stories of in feces and mammoth blood on cave wall
>first signs of learning
>extinction of the Gigantopithecus
History will repeat itself.
me story last moon:
>me am UG, 6 tree 2 stone, many skins, much ugginas every moon
>me go to mating cliff with tribes ug, all also much ugginas, on me father mammoth
>when at cliff go to drinkrock, drinkrock ug give good drink, drink many
>see uugabooga uggina look me am, go try mate
>try mate uggina, tell uggina me am have bick club, need cave
>all good, mee am suddenly hear funny sound buzz behind
>turn head, no one, continue talk to uggina
>again much stronger stupid so me turn
>me see ug at me feetsies
>ug is 5 tree 10 stone
>ug say uggina his, me no touch
>Me am much laugh, all tribe ug laugh, he so small is funny
>small ug more mad, say me am stop laugh and leave small ug uggina alone
>me am still laugh, hit small ug with club, small ug try fight, he look very pity
>now small ugs uggina start laugh at small ug, tell me hit hard
>all matingstone now laugh at small ug, all yell UGGLET UGGLET!
>matingstone shaman come see what noice, see ugglet start laugh, join and hit ugglet with own club
>ugglet is thrown off cliff everyone cheer me am, 6/5 ugginas everywhere want snusnu
>go back tribe cave with ugglets uggina and 2 other 6/5 ugginas, have snusnu all night
You am have ugglet stories?
>me wanting go up down with rock on back
>go to rock place
>rocks everywhere no right rock for me
>black obongo all rocks
>go to rock up down place
>homo uggo pushin earth up down in rock up down place
>ask how many left
>mfw he just warm up
just that natty high test it does wonders for em
you don't have to kill somebody to know that murder is wrong you dumb twat
Is any booga reason why you fookum say cave paint is under oogad? Anybody say any bad boogoo against it? You have head sounds? You see head cave paints? Maybe you from caves where all up oogoo and down oogoo, but here is no way you know what other uggas think of cave paint you just boboogoed. Maybe it's fire god. Maybe it your own cave paint you boboogoe, like homo erectus oogum his own facewall paints think his big gooba is going not see. Maybe you trick self on thinking ungabunga out there thinks you cave paint is worth a berry. Maybe you just homo sapiens, worst kind of homo, homo who thinks he smart, homo who think he the only homo to make the fire, to roll log. Ogo, guess this, sapiens, no ugga say cave paint is under oogad so do tribe big help and go taste poogoo hole?
Current body. Idk why everyone keeps calling me a fucking caveman.
>that unga bunga wear lepord skins to rock moving cave