How do I become CIA

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Why do i look like CIA

Fitness isnt much of a thing. It's more high ability in specific areas. Cryptology, analytics, forensics, interpersonal, etc.

Often recruited from military and LEO too.

.......Crossfit.

>>35619775

Big Guy x Failure

>>35619775
Was getting big part of your plan?

Go to a criminal justice uni and ask them what you need to be cia.

Its a shitload of math and cyber security.

>>35619807
this. the brain has to be your strongest muscle.

>>35619775
You don't have to be very fit they don't even really care if your a big guy.

Well, if youre an American, you need to be about fit enough for any other desk job. If not American, they may hire you to betray your country if you are in a good position to do so. Which is most likely an office job. They're more about deniability than the spy shit you see in movies

>>35619775
First, you must be Jason Blaha

>>35619775
Grad school x PhD
all natty
Experience with Green Berets or military intel
Language learning x failure

>>35620102
>Based Blaha in some pussy group like the CIA

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>>35619775

You have to learn how to operate and wear a killer stache

>>35620228
Whats this from ?

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>>35620267
Sicario

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>>35619775

Can you casually execute people while carrying out a plan that involves destabilizing a major criminal cartel while simultaneously propping up another cartel so that the US government has more influence over that second cartel, all the while manipulating a smart yet naive FBI agent into providing legal cover for your off the books and illegal operation?

>>35620228
Operator as fuck

>>35620228
>>35620272
> Dat terrible trigger discipline

I thought spooks were trained better than that. Would not operate with.

>>35620392
He already knew the people he was aiming at were armed. He shoots them 2 seconds after her shakes his head. Trigger discipline was not needed.

>>35619775
Look exceedingly average (5'9", a 5 in looks, etc.) , be extraordinary .

Unless you can pass as a foreign national, you won't be a field operative, though. You'll be an analyst.

>>35620392
operator level isn't gonna accidentally into ND. 20% faster at getting off first shot.

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>>35619775

>>35619775
Study 7x16xF
>implying cia are fit
Back when I was an accounting student, fbi was throwing offers at me left and right. I was skelly mode. Real life isn't an action movie. Grow up

>>35621410
FBI is CIA's whimpy brother. It's canon in Agents of CIA S3E10 that FBI can't beat CIA in a fight.