>Take picture of my own ass >Look at it afterwards >Get

>>35616157
No, this is /fit/

Depends what your ass looks like. Post it, faggot.

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>have a really girly ass from squats
>buy dildo
>record myself fucking my ass
>fap to the video imagining that it's leaked to my group of friends
>my face after I bust

Never thought this day would come, /fit/.

I demand pics

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>>35616184
>>35616186
Be kind

>>35616225
So MDEs fanbase really are a group of self-hating homosexuals. Figures.

>>35616230
you'd make a good trap

>>35616230
Would wrap arms around from behind and playfully press my rock hard cock against butt/10

No homo

>>35616225
post it so we can get a better insight into your story

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>>35616230

would squeeze and bite playfully/10

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>>35616230
Pretty cute but nothing to get erect about

>be exchanging pics with fuck buddy
>take a shot of my ass
>realize I have better glutes than most woman I know

it's a weird kind of feeling

At least she likes it

>>35616480
Let the magical negro comfort you

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>tfw I'm a heterosexual guy who has only had sex with guys

ask me anything

>>35616425
wait, someone raped the berserk dude?? wtf

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>>35616230
>heteros think this is a good man-ass

A good amount of homosexuality is really just confused narcissism.

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>>35617559
Thank you for your educated opinion, Dr.Shitpost

>>35617550
Mate no that's literally a girls ass on a guy

>>35617593
>tfw will never have this low bf%

kill me

>>35617593

Obviously some, if not most, gays are totally genetically gay. But people who are really just confused, sexually-frustrated narcissists and not actually gay exist, and will "cure" their gay when they work out their issues.

The /fit/izens who just make a pit stop at sexual confusion city in nohomoland on their way to the chubby "high test" phase and beyond belong in the latter category. Don't get butthurt about it, faggot.

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>>35617523
>He doesn't know

>>35617523
Go and read it now faget

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>>35617661
You're describing autistic fucks that have no luck with girls, so they turn to the next most effeminate subject they can think of, aka as traps/trannies/fembois.

These people are not gay or narcissists, they're just disgustingly desperate.

I'm not butthurt, at least from your shitposts, i'm just pointing out that your opinions are dogshit.

>>35617614
You're gonna make it bby.

so, when i first came in here a few years ago I just worked out and shit, i had a gf and didn't feel anxious or concerned about my body, i fucked regularly and masturbated to girls.

Today, i smash the iron, i've got an ass i would like to see attached to a girl so i could rape it and i tend to look more to guys than to girls, i'm not a homo of course.

I feel like once you start the /fit/izenship you also start the gaypath, slowly turning into a ramping gaylord

>>35617771
I agree, trapfags just seem like confused autistic cunts who are desperate to get that "qt girl".

Men that repeatedly seek out other men for sex are bisexual at least.

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>>35617861
>i've got an ass i would like to see attached to a girl so i could rape it

Post boipussy now.

>>35617771
What if I'm into both traps and masc but nothing in between?

>>35618297
Get one of each and keep them as pets :D

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>>35616157
>mfw beautiful male asses
teach a /fa/g who'se never lifted a day in his life to achieve such an ass

>64 kilo
>183 cm
>waist size 28-29 in Levis Jeans

>>35619621
Squatz & oatz

>>35617771

>You're describing autistic fucks that have no luck with girls, so they turn to the next most effeminate subject they can think of, aka as traps/trannies/fembois.

You're missing out on the nice boipussy from mtf and traps mate.

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>>35619652
>Squatz & oatz

I don't want thick thunder thighs though

>>35620893
you don't understand

you'll never make it