>at Walmart picking up some food
>overweight but not fat ~55 year old female cashier
>"everything here is so healthy... except one thing"
>"what do you think?"
>"yes, you know that diet soda is even worse than regular soda(diet Dr pepper cherry)
>"why don't you try some Arizona tea instead, do you like tea?"
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE NOBODY SAID SHIT WHEN MY ENTIRE CART WAS NOTHING BUT PIZZA LASAGNA AND SWEETS. FUCK YOU CUNT, STUPID WORTHLESS WHORE THIS IS WHY YOU WORK AT WALMART OVER THE AGE OF 25!!!!!!
Even if not, the correct response is "Show me a medical study done by a reputable source that doesn't involve injecting mice with 100+ times the amount you would find in soda and get back to me."
You can find some, often marketed as "throwback" Pepsi, Mt Dew, etc.
>be me, fat fuck
> like "real sugar" Dr Pepper in the green cans, but they only sell it at certain times of the year
>buy a shit ton of it when it goes on sale
>gf leaves me
>decide right then and there to not be a fat fuck anymore, go keto
> now I have like 20 cases of soda I can't use, everybody who comes to my house gets forced to take some
Aspartame is as dangerous as GMO. That is, scientific consensus is that it's safe, but the fear mongering is off the charts.
>oh yeah, everything is cancerogenic you fucks