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>Episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO90ywHneUg

>Episode 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNz07U4Fy5k

>Episode 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9po4oo2TkM

>Episode 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnt6u2cB5hc

>Episode 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2b0ostYVA

>Where's episode 6 & 7?
Rick had some computer problems and decided he wouldn't shoot episodes in the weekend (to get some time off)
(NEWEST)
>Episode 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72-bAOYzS_8


ALL DAY YOU MAY BABY
LOVE IT KILL IT C'MONNNN
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First for exploding synthol arms
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>>35575502
One day may I?
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second for vacuums
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K
I
Love It
L

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Rich inspires me, right now I'm writing this with my knees eating a snack between snacks.
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>training on his own

Poor Piano man, he looked so upset.
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>>35575502
>11:48~55
dat bass holy fuck
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>>35575656
fake 5%ers couldn't keep up, withered, and died
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>>35575670
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>>35575502
How the fuck does he have Mondays video done already before the sun comes up in Cali? Something smells fishy here and it's not Sara.
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>>35575502

hes hiding the nipples now with a t-shirt

LETS GET HUUUUGGEEEEEE TODAY
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i watch piano before gym for motivation, great guy
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Holy fuck literally all his skin is red.
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>>35575791
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>>35575730
Yep. But that was probably yesterday and now he has a buffer.
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You guys think some DYEL retards didnt get the steroid meme and try his program anyway?

then they eat 12 meals a day and get fat lol
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GET SWOOOOLE
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>>35575741

Why are they hanging like that?
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>be a less green version of Hulk
>get owned by a dyel manlet
>https://youtu.be/NEwUeZo5PwY?t=5m7s
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>>35576002

lmfao someone make a webm out of this
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>>35575889
But he says "it's Monday morning, today we are going to stooper set the chest"

Side note: My heart breaks when no one wants to train with him...I'll spot ya buddy
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>>35575997
GYNO
Y
N
O
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>>35575741
that shit was unsettling, it's like staring back at the abyss
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>>35575795
Fuck he's not going to make it.
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>>35575741
He's getting ready to feed his 5% pups their all day you may.
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I saw Rich Piana at a mall in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for videos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're fuckin doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh"?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and flexing his arms in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him swearing as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to waddle out the doors with like fifteen Ben and Jerrys in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be doing stomach vacuums and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the Ben and Jerrys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to fuckin prevent any fuckin electrical infeterence", and then turned around and swore at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each tub and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shouting "CMON!" really loudly.
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>>35576997

I genuinely could believe this happened.
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I always laugh when he's eating a snack in the car and he's like "oh! busted again!"
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How does this man have kidneys
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>>35576997
Seriously, this guy makes me want to fly out to Los Angeles, buy a crappy tow truck, follow him around and tow his car when he parks in a no parking zone.
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>>35577050

are you suicidal?
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WHOA CHINA
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so all of a sudden we're on epsidoe 8 now and he is pretending that sunday is monday?
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>>35577298
C'MON how funny would it be to take off with his car and see Rich waddle after trying to catch you carrying a new computer & 13 tubs of Ben & Jerrys in your rear view mirror.
You slow down so he can catch up, then speed up so the Gucci's get scuffed.
He ends up sitting on the curb drinking the ice cream because its all melted....
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>>35576997

>he kept pretending to be doing stomach vacuums and not hear her

fukken lost it
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>>35577470
if i got the money and time, i would get on the next plan fly to the states and follow him around.
train at his gym, snap some pics and the most important thing, find that fucking 7/11 and buy all the ben and jerrys chinnamon buns.
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>>35576997
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My name is Rich Piana. I'm 44 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my nipples are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After i Remove the ice pack I used two scoops of a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use four scoops of whey isolate, then ten scoops of creatine monohydrate, and after my shower eighteen scoops of mutant mass. Then I inject twenty scoops of real food directly into my intestines which I leave to digest for ten minutes while I prepare my synthol injections. I always use a synthol solution with little or no alcohool, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look older. Then HGH, then test, tren, mast, deca, equipoise, npp followed by d-ball, winny, superdrol and finally a shot of HCG. There is an idea of a Rich Piana. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not human.
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Just finished episode 8 it was really comify i also learnt that girls dont have to train chest

>tfw this will never be your wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mEuhCIQ2mY
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RICH! WHY DO THE RIL FOOD SHAKES NOT COUNT AS FOOD? THEY'RE FUCKING REL FOOD!
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>>35578111
I know that fake tits interfere with working chest so that's probably why she doesn't do it.
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>>35575916
B-B-But the piano man said it's the best routine ever even if you're natty.
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>>35578219
I SWEAR TO FUCK HE PUT 12 SCOOPS IN THAT ONE "REAL FOOD" SHAKE WITH EGG WHITES
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Does anyone know Pianos persenal records för lifting?
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>>35578880
I heard he can lift ∞ scoops
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Rich says his shoulder is 'fucked up'.
Do you think he is in pain during every work out?
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>>35577371
The real life of Rich piana is... being stupid.
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>>35578929
the only pain that Rich has is in his pool
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>>35578929
I think he cries inside, but not from physical pain. He's got the brain pain.
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>>35578929
Rich feels pain every time you skip your feeder workout
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>>35578971
*theater workout
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>>35579086
*Fetus
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>>35578971
>>35579086
>>35579106
My what now?
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>>35579112
they are called theatre workouts because they focus on the muscles that are most important on stage. arms and delts.
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>>35579133
I see. Thanks for the info, breh.
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>>35579133
Stop trolling you cunt, they're feeder workouts
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>>35575502
>doesn't make a video on January 10, despite his daily video schedule
>doesn't make any twitter posts
>coincidentally David Bowie dies on January 10
Rich Piana killed David Bowie
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>>35578971
>>35579086
>>35579106
>>35579112
>>35579133
>>35579151
>>35579169
They are called "greeter" workouts, not feeder. They work the muscles you use when you greet a female and tip your fedora.
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>Rick had some computer problems and decided he wouldn't shoot episodes in the weekend (to get some time off)
so you could say that he... isn't doing whatever it takes
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Holy shit literally just went onto his channel
CMON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaO_kRc-Teg
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>>35579244
I heard David Bowie took 4 scoops of 51/50....18 months later dead.
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>>35576997
Jesus fucking Christ, I died.
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>>35579265
IM FUCKING DYING
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hes going to go up to 12 meals a day + a billion fucking scoops?

he's actually going to die isnt he? i cant even imagine what hes going to look like towards the end
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>>35579331
You'll know what leaving humanity behind really means.
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HE'S BACK
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>>35579331
But those don't count as meals
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>>35576738
>>35579265

fucking lol. i swear to god big piano meme man is the biggest fucking meme in lifting history, i cant stop laughing at how fucking nuts this man and his antics actually are. its like some stupid fake MTV show but he is actually for real.
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>>35579265
>enters gym
>shake time!
>leaves gym
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>>35579265
Top fucking kek.

>dat bit when he's lying in bed eating

My sides.
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>>35577298
> this guy thinks being big means you can fight

Rich is so retardedly muscle bound anyone with even a basic grasp of fighting could knock him the fuck out.
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i think he sucks at vacuums so bad because he cant handle feeling smaller
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>>35575707
M A S H
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>>35577298
>rich beats the ever living fuck out of you
>sue his millionaire ass and life comfy as fuck
Do you even money anon?
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This guy inspired to do a natty, non-suicidal program of eating the shit out of brown rice with different legumes plus mad oats with flax meal and China seeds. Thanks a lot for inspiring me Richard, hope you don't die.
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>>35579622
That and his belly is full of scoops.
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>>35575502
what accent is that on his wife? Dutch?
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>>35579715
Icelandic.
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>>35579265
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>>35575502
Where i can find all song rich use as soundtrack?
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>>35579265

>1980 watermelon contest
>3 scoops of WATERMELON

im dying
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>>35579265
haha these edits are greatm there are more on his channel
day 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VluYwndTTRE
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>>35579265
they should've made the watermelon be "water" as his PWO instead
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>>35579805
i've been saying his gyno would be uncontrollable from the get go with those dosages. no wonder he started AI on day 3 after saying you should only take it when you NEED to
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current ice cream stock
Ben&Jerrys: Half Baked, If I had 1,000,000 flavours, and Cherry Garcia
Haagen Dasz vanilla bean

t-thanks Piano
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>>35579805
2:34 "Alright so when I go to the mall, I think you guys already know this about me - i-i don't i-i i don't, I don't I don't fucking, I, sleep, fuck it I don't give a fuck." kekk
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>>35579265
Kek. Fucking perfect
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>>35576997
> At first he kept pretending to be doing stomach vacuums and not hear her
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>>35576021
>how hard is it to say it's monday on sunday to get videos up on time
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I just realised, He films the gym the day before, and then in the next morning he films the intro

>oh, busted again
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yay rich is back!
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>>35576002
holy fucking kek
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>>35576997
>1142x650)
>1.19 MB
Nice copypasta
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>>35581078
you mean copypiana
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>suicide grip 2pl8 bench like it's nothing
>letting the weight rest on his chest for full contraction
rich is a beast
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>>35581445
And that's his light weight reps after flies
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>>35581470
it's flat bench too
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WHATEVER IT FUCKING TAKES AHHHHHHHHH 10 SCOOPS OF 5150 LETS GO
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real talk does anyone have pics of Sara's feet? i bet they are really nice
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>>35575502
Fucking dude is on so much shit none of his advice is worth a damn all of his body is dope.

I hate people like this they are 100% drugs and just push supplements that you don't fucking need and probably make you less healthy.

Him and vegan retard are like the Dr OZ of /fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0wKeokWUU
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>>35579640

>sue his millionaire ass

If you watch his recent videos it's pretty blatant that he's basically paycheck-to-paycheck and extremely stressed about money, aging, and the fact that the joy of working out has left him but it's all he has in the world so he is forced to.
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>>35582890
Check the views on his youtube just from last week he made like $1500, and his supp/gear sales must be rocketing too. Probably doing better now than ij a long time
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>>35582890
Seems pretty happy to me.
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>>35582955
Yeah but armchair psychologists on /fit/ are claiming he is not happy
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>>35582890
if he would just stop buying ben&jerrys every goddamn day he would save so much money, that shit is expensive
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What is he getting big for? He can't possibly be competitive in any BB competitions with those weird proportions and all those tattoos. Also in the first episode he says to do 15 seconds vacuums and then holds them for like 8 seconds each.
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>>35579424
>>35576738
All natty titties, baby please
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>>35583188

BECAUSE HE'S HURTING FOR MONEY AND NEEDS A GIMMICK TO GET RETARDED FAGGOTS to buy his shit

sorry about caps call the cops
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>Hey /fit/ here I am able to determine a persons mental state and financial condition based on watching a few videos
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>>35583188
>What is he getting big for?

He said he wants to be the biggest muthafucka walking the earth
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>>35583218

>i'm autistic so facial expression, tone-of-voice, body language, and other social and interpersonal cues are absolutely lost on me.
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>>35575502
Iv been watching these. I like the dude. I'm super jealous of all that cash he has. Wish I could be Ballin like him.

Just tossed in feeders into my routine. Actually just finished them. Also the vacuums have been tossed back into the routine. I do them right after the feeders.

I don't know if I could eat like he does tho. I think all the gear he is on keeps his bf somewhat in check although he has massive man tits (it's bulking season tho).

The amount of gear I'm on will only allow for so much cheating and I get disgustingly fat which is of course needed for size but I'm not sure I can mentally let myself go. Even if it's only for a short time.
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>>35576085
Dont know if that's gyno. Looks like fat to me.
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>>35583243
>he fell for the feeders meme
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>>35582787

anyone have a better pic of Sara's feet?

>>35583243
me to dawg, ive been vacuum and feedering everyday now
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>>35583449
damn this is her in 2010, she left humanity behind
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I always mistaken his last name for panini.
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>>35575502
>rich will actually kill himself
god damn it we got to find a way to warn him.
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>>35577041
Me too lol
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Ive actually been doing the feeder workout. Im using 12lbs and i can only get to like max 75 lateral raises on a set before i feel like drinkin a bleach post workout shake. Also I think Ricky Panini gave me fucking tendonitis in my shoulders. That being say, the pump is unreal and I still cant feel my fingers

6/10 would cmon again
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>>35579265
>hope you're ready for tomorrow
>im not
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>OOPS, BUSTED AGAIN

Quit fucking filming the cookie, we get it
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>>35581445
2pl8 bench is nothing though. I lifted for about 11 months before I got 3pl8. If you're not a manlet or woman it's not hard.
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IT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT AS A MEAL IT'S A SNACK I EAT IT BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
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>>35584715
WHAT EVER IT TAKES
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>>35584208
Thats the best part of all
>Ooops
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>>35584247
sup fattie
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After this video I'm not 90% sure he is actually going to die before ending this cycle.
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>>35575791
Guy is on his way to Iron Tager mode.
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>>35585840
Die from the shame of becoming bald? I guess his hair pills aren't working
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>>35579265

man thats so good
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>>35583499

what a shame

looks like she aged at least 25 years in the last 5-6 lmao
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>>35577470
>g stomach vacuums and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the Ben and Jerrys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to fuckin prevent any fuckin electrical infeterence", and then turned around and swore at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each tub and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shouting "CMON!" really loudly.
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Not long now until ep9 from our new king
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EPISODE 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quESXOkrsfo
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>>35586879
C'MON
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>>35586879
Holy shit, that soon!
Piano man is based and even making gains with his compie.
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>>35586879
>45 minutes

YEH BOI
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>>35576997
kek
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>>35586879
Based Rich Piana calling out SS faggots
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>>35575502

how long until he dies from heart failure /fit/?

that or synthol thrombosis
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>>35587042
He's pulling a David Bowie famillia
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>>35576002
why does he seem so fucking weak.
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>Red mutha fukin socks ha ha ha
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>>35576997
Best use of this pasta I've seen in a while
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>>35586879
based
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>Rich Piana business advice
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>>35579561
>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior

There are weight classes for a reason faggot
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Rich gon fucking die lmfao
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Hey Humans,
My name is Rich, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are hungry, small, no-lifes who spend every second of their day walking to and from parking spaces. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever nearly had a heart attack from your own supplement? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than skipping feeder workouts.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I mastered the 8 hour arm workout, and my dick hangs lower than my balls. What do you do, other than “pretend shakes and protein snacks count as food”? I also eat 12 meals a day and have a high test girlfriend ("She" just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all humans who should just stay behind. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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25:00 music is so fucking dope
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But seriously, what he says at about 14 mins is pretty damn real and motivating, not just in business, but in studies or whatever you are doing.
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so, rich is actually claiming in his recent video he's done bigger cycles before
this is just to "maintain"
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>>35587222
on top of that, I could never have believed before these series, that I would change my opinion about him so much. I mean, he is still nuts, but also pretty cool
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>>35586879
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>>35587255
No, this is to "grow". How was it possible to miss that?
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>>35586879

45 mins my ggod

how do i even watch this .. i liked the shorter 20 min format of Episode 8

dear lord
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>>35587272
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>>35586879
Holy fuck Rich is giving lecture after lecture, stamping out doubters and haters.

Literally everyone

BTFO
T
F
O
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>>35587272

how does it make him a kuck when he has a picture of him with his wife?
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>>35587283
his explanation was pretty bad at first, right after i posted that it became clear he's doing this to grow
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>>35587272
I'm more pissed at the empty tv box thats been there a month. For gods sake take out the trash.
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>>35587326
I have to sympathise with the anon, he looks fucking black in that picture.
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>I don't give a fuck if my knees are gonna snap, fuck it
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>>35587349

hes a body builder and muscles are more visible when you are tanned
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Episode 9

45 minutes, 45 minutes, 45 minutes ....

I don't know if I can handle this, I known I'm only cheating myself ged demmit.
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>>35587345

>implying that isnt the roid stash
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>>35586879
DOG GAINZ
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>>35587393
he isn't tanned, he red, like sunburnt. It's not even sunny outside, what the fuck socal has become?
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>>35587441

on the picture dude
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I LITERALLY CANT WAIT FOR THE FULL COOKIE COMPILATION
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First 3 episodes of DRM now a 45 min piano vid. Christmas happened again
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>>35587465
>tfw he stopped doing his catch up phrase.

he really need some acting counseling.
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Is that where the juice goes on
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>>35587477
>whooops, busted again hahaha
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Do the tattoos on his fingers say

"SIX S COOPS"
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>IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE A MONSTER

>MORE MONSTERS WILL WALK THE EARTH

>WHATEVER IT TAKES

>YOU CAN DO IT

>HA HA HA HA HA

>FUCK YEAH
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>tfw you don't even care about mocking Rich any more and you just love the guy
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>>35587566
>tfw you realize people don't see the real Rich, so he only gets to hang out douche bag wannabes with face tattoos & gay nicknames.
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>tfw you notice the front presses in the smith machine are isolating the tricep instead of the shoulders because of the half range of motion
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His gyno is pissing me off
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>>35587592
He must be lonely

>face tattoos

Is there any more clear sign of degeneracy?
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>>35586879
Based Rich telling it how it is
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>giving love to the cookie company

Rich is such an angel, makes my heart warm
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>mfw Rich says "Sleep is one of the most important things on this program"

Gains 15lbs in a week on 1 hr a sleep a day.
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>>35587592
i checked out mac trucc's instagram and desu he seems like a nice guy and a family man
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>>35587883
The Viking dude seems legit too. A bit tryhard with the hood stuff, but other than that he seems like a nice guy. Shit, even Jens Dalsgaard sounds like a nice guy in his videos. They're probably all just a bunch of likeable misunderstood dudes who just wanna get huge.
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>>35587870
Not everyone is a mutant.
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>>35586879
the fuck? does he film this the day before it's uploaded and just say that it was filmed the same day?
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>>35578006
Finally got that this is an American Psycho reference.
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>>35586879
i have always liked him but never his technique i think hes nuts specially since i'm a skelly who focuses on flexibility and normal health i would buy him a lemon cookie if i ever see him in real life, CMON!
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>>35582890
>pretty blatant that he's basically paycheck-to-paycheck
Please, he does whatever the fuck he wants to, he doesn't even give a fuck about parking tickets
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>>35579805
That ducksong at 1:43
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>>35586879
Who here /comfy/ watching episode 9? Im really starting to like this mutant™
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>>35586879
45:00 and 1080
C'MOAAAHHHNN
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>>35586879
>>35589073

i look forward to these everyday now.
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CMON!!!
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>>35575502
Maybe you should start putting all the video links in a pastebin and just link that and the latest video in the OP
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>>35586879
episode recap:
rich explains he has been maintaining his weight for 15 years with very little steroids. he is doing this to show everyone how easy it is to get huge, his cycle is no crazier than other pro athletes. making sure you know he could be bigger if he wanted to thats why he is doing this to prove it. explains this is easily possible and he expects to see bigger people when they see these videos and proceed to copy them.
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>haha, woops, you caught me, bustedd
>its not a meal, it's just a little snack
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>>35589399
> soon you will be able to eat like him too; as he is rolling out a premade meal program for $6 a pop
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>>35589161
Same 2bh family
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The truth is, he could potentially usher in a new age of mass monsters in bodybuilding, bigger than ever before. Maybe even reinvigorate the sport.
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>>35586879
around 36:00 minutes in he starts talking about a guy that came up to him in the gym and said he wants to do my program but he cant put on 30 lbs probably only 15lbs. Rich goes on a rant how he already lost because of his loser attitude then says you know what dont even watch my fucking videos dont even fucking talk to me.
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Should I do the feeder workoits? Im a novice but not a complete noob.
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>>35589649
>says that shit online instead of saying that shit to the guy face to face
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
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>120g worth of carbs in a single cookie
What the fuck, what the fuck is in those cookies?
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>>35589761
THE COOKIE OF LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND
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Jesus Christ Rich please put on a t-shirt your gyno is too mesmerizing and I can't pay attention to what you say
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>>35589605
He wants humanity to transcend as well.
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>>35589784

> Not wanting fat mutant tits

It's like you were born to forever be human.
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>Rich is a Lakers fan
he's truly perfect.
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>>35579561
I think Rich mentioned he did MMA?
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>>35579561
>>35590057
he knows mma and he also does a shitload of cardio and has the flexibility of a 15 year old Russian gymnastic.
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>>35584769
Ha ha ha
Did I mention those don't count they're just snacks?
Ha ha ha
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>>35590102
Did you see the video of him "wrestling" a spanish twink? it's a 2013 video of some spanish tv show.

It was very dissapointing, and I'm saying this as someone who likes rich.
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>>35588844
You're a bit slow aren't you?
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>>35590154
m-maybe he's wrestling skills are shit, how about his strikes?
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>>35589784
Typical human response
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>>35575502
>tfw never leaving humanity because I don't have a office sized water container with me
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>>35590214
Stop putting excuses, your life is full of negativity, you are going to be a failure your whole life.
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>>35578006
5/5 beautiful
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>>35576997
zozzled m8
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whaaazzz uuuup?? cookie time!!!
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>>35590184
He couldn't strike he was out of breath and they asked him if he wanted a doctor...

:/
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>>35590268
Didn't he wreck his knee in that show?
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last episode was motivating as fuck
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>>35582866
>putting virgin gainz in the same league as THE PIANIST

what the hell is wrong with you fagmaster
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>>35590261
LE COOKIES ARE READY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVsJYt0Y4X4
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>>35590366
the best episode yet, but missing his nightly food run
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The cookie ads are so fucking hilarious, I love Rich. Also that rant that everybody can leave humanity behind.

>C'MON
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>puts on chrome guccis
>OH YES
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quESXOkrsfo

i found his speech at 36:00 really good :3

36:25
>Come on man.. Seriously ?

His voice was perfect
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>>35576997
I fucking died mate. Thanks for that.
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>>35591023
its uplifting desu
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Rich pianas getting really bloaty and tubby.

Like, you can see his mid section is so big now.

He must be eating at least 6 extra meals in secret cause there's no way those 4 plastic tupperwares of pasta/chili/whatever can even go near his maintenance.
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>>35575502
Is it possible for him to remove the synthol and implants from his body?
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>>35591715
skip to 27:30 in the new video, a fucking six pack appears from nowhere
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>>35591715
You haven't seen his drive thru orders? His Ben & Jerry's habit? His protein cookie addiction?
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>>35591715
you forgot the billion scoops
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>>35592039
dont forget all his shakes that "dont even count" somehow
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So last month I met Rich Piana at his supplement stand at a convention. I was looking for some 51/50 and naturally some mutant mass powder, Rich looked at me and smiled, and told me that he had some free samples in the back room.

I followed him in, and he led me through poorly-lit hallways and into a room with a table that looked like a medieval torture device, attached to it were several 5% jugs full of mutant mass. But as I looked at them, Rich suddenly grabbed me and threw me on the table, where it immediately had some sort of locking device that kept me on the table with my ass in the air and mouth locked open. I felt my pants being pulled off and soon felt a thick cock slide into my ass. At first it was painful but after a few minutes I had 'opened up' so to speak. He came around to my mouth and i was forced to suck his dick clean, practically licking off yesterdays lunch. Now heres where it gets weird, he pressed a button on the wall and the table began to vibrate slightly...in the mirror in front of me i could see the mutant mass and other Rich Piana products being mixed into a 5% jug by the machine, and after a few minutes a scooper came down and scooped the powder into my already gaping ass. Rich went around and began pounding me again, ramming the mutant powder deeper into my ass. Eventually he came and i tried to fart or ** out the powder along with his cum. But instead he came to my mouth again and i was forced to suck off all the mutant powder and cum that was on his dick..after a few minutes, the 51/50 got to me and i began to feel dizzy, everything was spinning around me and the last thing i remember was Rich saying 'hope you fuckin liked youre free fuckin samples'.

I woke up this morning on my kitchen floor, barely able to walk and surrounded by 5% jugs, and 3 bottles of each of the Rich Piana products. I checked the scale and I had gained 30 pounds of lean muscle. I guess Rich's products really do work, but at what cost?
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>>35592066
The shakes aren't real food. Except his real food shakes, which don't count because they are both food and not food
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>>35592094
why dont you guys ever get it, the post workout shake IS food but it is not a meal.
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>>35575502
Do you guys think someone is fucking Rich's girl?
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>>35592118
No. I think literally no one is fucking her. Rich included.
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>>35592091
>practically licking off yesterdays lunch
>Now heres where it gets weird
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>>35592091
Sounds pretty hot tbqh familia

Best case fucking scenario.
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>>35589660
Only if ur natty, then yes
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>>35575502
Does he actually have brain damage?

> you man like you know
> you know what I'm saying

I think I forgot how to multiply from watching that retard
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>>35587057
Because the other guy is way better at keeping his balance and keeping his center of gravity low. Also the other guy probably trained for this sport which rich did not. Rich is probably way better at squatting 2pl8 30 times tho
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Dont you guys realize it? He wants to die, just look at him ffs
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>>35592091
Fucking lewd
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>>35579265
that was fucking hysterical
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>>35583499
wow she was so much better
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>>35575502
Jelly of those shoes тbh фam
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>>35583499
Hnnnng. She was such a qt. why the fuck would she turn herself into a plastic looking shemale when she was a literal 10/10. Shes GOT to have some sort of mental illness. Theres no other explanation
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>>35592091
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>>35575730
id eat that fish oil if you know what I mean senpai
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>>35592479
Them sour grapes lmao
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>>35578111
dont want them fake natty tits to rupture brah
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>>35583499
mental illness is a fucking bitch. sorry qt 314 we will miss you
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NO PARODY TODAY? CMON
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>>35592091
>hopy you fuckin liked youre free fuckin samples
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>>35590261
At least he cut the "oops, busted again teehee"
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>>35590261
8 hours into arms workout and workout buddy gives you this look.
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>tfw motivated by rich piano
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>>35582890
>4 cars have flat tires
>buys a new car

>computer malfunctions
>buys a brand new imac

Yeah it seems he is very stressed about money anon
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20% Guccis
20% Cookies
20% Ben and Jerrys
15% Bad parking
5% Humanity
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>>35592874
Fuck, my maths
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>>35592874
100% beast

I get it the guys different then most of us. Not understanding why we can't appreciate the dude. He obviously knows what's up. Iv already learned stuff from him. A calorie is a calorie and sure the gear helps him stay a bit more lean but he isn't taking that much more gear then any of us. He puts in the work and eats like a fucking ox. He gets huge! Might not be for everyone but we need guys like him.

We can't all be faggot playbois wearing makeup and showing off or 14 inch arms, six packs, running around saying "we're all gonna make it bro"

Sure he dirty bulks
Sure he's rude
Sure his wife's hot as fuck

I'm not gonna lie. I like the guy.
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>>35592890

20% One Day U May

Fort Mutant - Remember the Gains
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>>35592960
I think most people, certainly on /fit/, do appreciate him, for the entertainment if nothing else
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>>35592874
>20% + 20% + 20% + 15% + 5% = 80%
>80%
>80
>8
>8 hour arm workout

C ' M O N
'
M
O
N
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its here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdB_jKqgoZo
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>>35593415
kekked at the socks
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>>35592960
>he isn't taking that much more gear then any of us

The guy is peaking at ~3 grams of gear and 4.5 IU of pharma GH, far beyond what anyone who isn't a very serious competing athlete has any reason to be on.
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>>35593632
>4.5 IU
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>>35593632
>~3 grams of gear and 4.5 IU of pharma GH
+orals
he is going to die
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>>35593726
Running that stack at 44 years old is asking for serious complications, no one should be surprised if he has a stroke/heart attack.
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>>35593415
rich is cooking these guys up big time millions of people are going to know of these cookies
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>>35593874
>Vegan
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first time watching this guy after all the memes and expected some insane douche. this guy gets a lot of shit but he actually seems like a really down to earth dude. ill probably watch some more of his stuff sometime.

would train with/10
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>>35582890

That's bullshit though. If he was tight on money he would be driving in front of malls and not giving a fuck about 500 dollar parking tickets so he can go drop another 2k on a new computer.

He easily makes 6 figures from supplement sales btw.
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>>35593874
too bad they taste like play-doh
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>>35594270
You don't get a ticket at malls, its private property, just like any parking lot. They can tow the car but rarely do.
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>>35593415

oh god he gave us a money cookie compilation already

wooooooooooo
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>>35586879
>That shoe closet
How can one Mutant, be so based?
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>>35594444
>Oops! Busted again
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>>35592091
I´m pretty sure there are many people in fit that would let rich do that if it gave them 30 pounds of muscle. And I´m talking about the hetero ones
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http://mustafayazicioglu.bandcamp.com/album/mutant-leaving-humanity-behind

Can someone please buy this and upload it here? It's fucking amazing. It's still missing some of his other tracks (like that hard bass one he uses in workout montages).
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>>35586879
Those fucking dogs don't even look at his food.

Do they not dare ask a mutant for food?
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>>35592091
lost
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>>35595847
You can't leave humanity behind if you were never human to begin with.
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>>35593874
>lemon poppy seed
My weakness. Are they good?
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Rich is the Zyzz of 2016. Despite taking roids and acting like a douche sometimes he has a driven and honest personality that inspires people to be better.
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>>35586879
I feel like I have every reason to think Rich Piano is a douche, but he keeps it so real, and I just can't do it.
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Anybody got a screencap of the Wealthy Harpsichord parody of Billy Joel's 'Piano Man' that was posted a while back?
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>UH OH! BUSTED!

This is growing on me, it's going to be my text message alert soon, I can feel it
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>>35578006
I love this
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>>35582866
>2016
>the current year
>watching john oliver
hello reddit
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>>35587057
from what I saw they were just playing, you know, joke show.
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>exhaust the muscle with an isolation and then superset it with a compound

anyone tried this shit?
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>>35597305
Fuck, please do this.
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>>35589444
Kek
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>>35576002
More?
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>>35576002
rich broke his knee on that shit

he made a video about hthat
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>>35575502
i came a human, left a mutant
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adD6DkvgP9o

56 fucking minutes, these video times man
LETS GET BIGGER
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>>35599549
FUAAAAAAAAAARK
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>>35599549
How many days is he going to do? And when will he die? I'm guessing he'll make it another 10 days until his heart stops.
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>>35599549
shieeeeet
>time to hang out with my good buddy rich again while eating my rice buttered mixed vegetables chicken karaoke after a nice workout
>my frog while
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