>tired as fuck and feeling light headed after a particularly tough pump
>need to take a piss
>walked into the locker room
>no one was in there when I entered
>head straight to toilet and take a piss in it
>hmmm why are their no urinals
>head back to leave
>a qt in nothing but her panties and bra looks up at me wide-eyed
>says nothing but stares at me
>takes me a second to realize I walked into the women's locker without thinking
>we make eye contact she still says nothing but just looks horrified
>I quickly walk out without saying a word
Left immediately after that without finishing my sets.
I don't know if I can go back, I might need to change gyms.
If you look decently you can say that it was a mistake and they will believe you, if you look like a creep you would be already reported to manager so don't worry much about it, if you look good you may even play it well and meet up with the qt.
The ladies at my office demanded their bathroom gets renovated. During construction we had a compromise that we have to share the mens room. Turns out our bathroom was 4 times bigger and they got jelly. Their bathroom is done but their are still chicks that use the mens room just cause its way better. Few days ago i walked in and my coworker who was changing from her work clothes to yoga fit shit.
No bra and tan lines in january, pretty rad. Were friends now cause were both into fitness i guess.
Im sure youll make good friends with that girl u saw op.
>in women's locker room while a woman is changing
>give her a smirk and leave
>normal human being
You sound like an autistic creep. When you're completely in the wrong you don't try to play it off as a joke, especially since radical feminism is mainstream. You apologize and get the fuck out of the locker room as fast as possible.
Lol, did that once in middle school.
at least there was only one girl in there.
and at least you actually went to the bathroom and then left. i doubt it'll come back to you at all, mate.
yeah its not a big deal just be friendly and leave.
you sound like a panicing beta that cant get a word out of his pathetic mouth and gets out without saying a word while staring at the ground like the pussy you are.
just like OP.
Here is how you diffuse the situation:
> my apologies, m'lady
> 'twas a heady work out, and by happenstance I found myself wondering where I do not belong
> But the night is so beautiful, I forget my self
> prithee partake of some of these eggs I carry with me as a symbol of my sincere apologies
"not a big deal" to you, cause you got to finally see tits outside a computer monitor. If you were an actual normie you'd realize that walking in on a stranger changing is a pretty huge social faux pas. You don't "smirk" at them like a creepy retard, you apologize and get the fuck out.
you dont walk in, if you walk in and see her you just say sry and close the door.
if you were already in the bathroom taking a piss and now she is there, what else would you do?
not say a word and look like a fucking beta creep while you nope the fuck out?
Gym stories? I got one
My NYE was pretty "interesting"
> Drinking and partying with friends
> In our group of friends, its like a tradition to meet at NYE, cook together, eat and drink a little
> Not getting shitfaced or something
> Other than my friends who went home at 2am, i'm not tired yet and decide to go lift (24 hour open gym, McFit ftw)
> Some like 2 hours later about to finish my workout
> Another guy (DYEL) and me are the only ones in the gym
> Unhappy with my workout, i decide to do a couple of extra sets on the chest press machine
> Resting in between sets, i see the guy at the other side of the gym benchpressing what looked like 2pl8
> From the corner of my eyes i see three 18-ish turks lurking in front of the entrance
> At night, there is only one staff member there who cleans the floors and machines, in this case an elderly pollack lady, probably cleaning the treadmills upstairs
> Turks enter the gym but can't get in further cause of the turnstiles
> Looking sketchy but whatever, focus on my set
> After my set i look over again, seems like they didn't notice me since i'm behind some machines and they're facing in the guys direction
> He's in the midst of a set
> One of them starts filming the guy witah his phone, while another fumbles around with something i can't see
> kneels down and rolls something in the guys direction
> What the fuck
> Huge BOOM - it was a fucking fire cracker
> Guy drops the barbell on his chest, then it rolls down on his neck
> Turks still filming
> I stand up and shout WHAT THE FUCK
> Turks notice me now
> They do a 360 and run out the door
> I hurry over to the guy who looks like he's suffocating, barbell on his neck, one side of it on the floor but can't get it off alone
> Help him get it off, ask him if he's alright
> He's shocked and doesn't say a word, just looks at me
> I run to the entrance but turks are long gone
> Staff lady as expected was upstairs and comes down the stairs, asks me what happened
> Tell her
> Calls the police, i again make sure the guy is ok and go shower
> 15 minutes later, about to leave
> See a police car standing in front of the gym
> Walk to the entrance
> Open the door
> Get on the floor
> Everybody walk the [Read the first letters of line 1-8]
Why not just apologise, say "oh shit, sorry, never realised this was the women's locker room" then leave and go back to lifting. If they say anything just explain it was an honest mistake. If they then try to ban you the gym is more autistic than you.
As it is you handled it the worst way possible.
>4.5 years ago
>drunk AF at my brothers wedding
>his wife's family is loaded and her dad spends lots of money for their wedding
>rents 2 nice air conditioned ports potties
>didn't realize one was for dudes and one for girls
>take a mean growler in girls one
>step outside porta pottie and see a line of women outside this one and a couple guys lined up outside other one
>shrug and say "oops" and proceed to get blackout drunk
>still kinda cringe about it to this day even though I'm sure none of those women in line thought anything of it
I do this intentionally in gas stations or fast food restaurants if someone's in the men's bathroom, since they're always single-person bathrooms with locks so it literally doesn't matter.
Except I still occasionally get weird looks from people when I leave the bathroom during busy hours, but fuck 'em, not like they'll ever see me again.
When ya gotta go you gotta go. I would always use the women's bathroom if needed at my old job because I had bad colitis and would shit like a goose every day. Wasn't gonna risk shitting myself if someone was in the men's room.