Fresh greentext oc
>2nd week of uni, living with 3 other guys in the student halls.
>Great friends with 2 of them, they also lift and their confidence is brushing off on me when we hang out with girls.
>4th guy is an obese, sweaty neckbeard but he is usually ok.
>My food has run out so I go to the supermarket. They have a deal on sunflower seeds (I eat 50g of them a day for protein and fibre).
>Buy a 10x 200g pack of sun flower seeds. Will last me for ages and only cost me £5.
>I put my shopping away and head to the gym with one of the 2 non neckbeard roomates.
>We get back around 3 hours later and on the shared kitchen table are 8 empty sunflower seed packs.
>I knock on the neckbeards door and ask him about it.
>I open the door and a stench of semen and sweat hits my nostrils. There are anime posters all over the walls and dirty underwear on the floor.
>I power through the stench and ask the neckbeard if he knows what happened to my sunflower seeds.
>He admits he ate all 10 packs, 8 in the kitchen and 2 others in his room.
>"Hey yeah sorry man, I just love healthy food like that, I will pay you back the money dont worry bro"
>I dont even bother telling him that he just consumed 2kg of sunflower seeds.
> 2kg of sunflower seeds, at 600 calories per 100g, comes to 12k calories.
>The fucking obese truck ate 12000 calories in 3 hours.
I have to live with this neckbeard until the next year. I dont want to lodge a complaint since he usually stays out of our way but not only is he a gains goblin for eating my food but he is gonna probably die of a fat induced heart attack while im living with him.
Shutting this down.
The extreme negativity, misogyny, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe. The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop.
Just a warning: I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
Pic related, I'm the wrong nigga to fuck with
I stole loads of shit from my first year flatmates and my housemates in the two years since then
Probably amounts to hundreds of pounds worth
No fucks given. Nobody ever even found out it was me.
Stop samefagging OP nobody likes Undertale anymore
>of all the things that didn't happen
Fuck it, I choose to believe it anyway.
and an extra image to keep everyone motivated and hating
People who make eye contact with me in between sets. Breaking my concentration. It makes me wanna go up to them and grab them by their collar and say "You think you're tough? Do something. Fucking do it. I want you to, I know you want to, so fucking do it. Not gonna do it?? You Disney bitchmade pussies ain't hard. You ain't shit. I could smell the Disney on you when I walked into the gym. You give me that smart ass look again when I'm in here and I will end you. End. You." Lol he'd probably shit himself because he's not used to people talking to him like that. I can recognize submissive bitchmade Disney pussies like you. And they ain't hard. They ain't shit.
lmao someones a cringy antisemite
>nobody likes Undertale anymore
>downloaded it two days ago to see what the shitstorm on /v/ is all about (it got 9/10 on a web I frequent)
>PC GOTY 2015
Are you perhaps not DETERMINED?
Oh, dear, are you serious?
After you told her you want to call her mom?
yeah you are right, it's really boring to study where the thrill of a random shooting isn't just there.
damn bro, you'll figure this out, maybe he's not that bad person and you will eventually tell him about this. Just the fact of eating other people food is not ok.
Also, damn that it's really cheap price for sunflower seeds.
I was determined until about two weeks after the game came out, when I beat the three routes. We all know there is only one Undertale fan spamming these threads now with overused reaction images and honestly that's not what this thread is about.
fuck me, why would this be a thing. I can just imagine the fat cunts that do this are like "see if it wasnt for my genes I would be a movie star"
And it's almost only women too. Honestly /fit/ there's nothing in the world i hate more than a fat woman.
Mfw 42:20 til 43:30
That face when the Tumblrina feels backstabbed by the former fatty
How to cure obesity
1.spread information on proper nutrition and diet/moderation
2.show that goal bodies are a pipe dream due to genetic limiting factors
3.spread information about reasonable goal setting
4.make PEDs legal
Literally anything on TLC
>Younger sisters always have it on
>If it's not some show about dresses, it's people recording some fat whore saying how hard she has it
>"That poor woman..."
>(I eat 50g of them a day for protein and fibre)
i can guarantee you this was made by one of those 'feeder' people. they get off on themselves/their sexual partner gaining weight and in a lot of cases becoming immobile because of it. this was probably not the work of your average fatty
You can't cure apathy, sloth, and gluttony.
These are things humans have always had. Education will not get rid of them.
Sadly a lot of humans have all three traits and it's just a downward spiral.
Last year, feminists started photoshopping pictures of female video game characters to be fat as part of their "body positivity" nonsense.
Of course they left the male characters alone, because male video game characters don't set unrealistic body standards, only the female ones do.
So some anons on 4chan started #ThinnerBeauty, taking pictures of fatties and photoshopping them thin.
I'm certain it is not.
He IS right about one thing. Medicine is massively profitable because of artificial scarcity (caused mostly by the patent system). That said, doctors and surgeons only have so much time and fatties popping in and out of their offices and theaters eats a lot of it up. It would only get worse if healthcare was entirely free for them. There needs to be SOME level of personal responsibility.
I say that as a recovering fatty.
>So some anons on 4chan started #ThinnerBeauty, taking pictures of fatties and photoshopping them thin.
The sad part is that a lot of women would be attractive if they weren't fat, like in that image, but they decide to stay fat.
>Fat girl on tinder
>Her bio says that she is "PROUD OF MY BODY, FATPHOBIA NEEDS TO DIE."
>She has one photo of herself
>It's taken from an upward angle, conveniently doesn't show her body, has some sort of fisheye effect and must have 10 different instagram filters on it
Oh christ, look at those fingers...
>This is what fat people actually believe
it's called getting fucking good you cow. I fucking hate fatties so much. They want everything to be handed to them and they expect any attempt at losing weight to be as easy as it was shoveling their gourd full of donuts.
fuck I haven't noticed, they look like toes
>unable/refuses to equate diet and health
Not gonna make it.
>brother and sister-in-law used to both be athletes in high school, very fit, popular
>i was a fat fuck, weird, and several years below them
>during college she majors in nutrition, him in whatever it is gym teachers major in idfk
>brother constantly complaining to me about how fat most of the people in our family are and how they're all gonna die young
>the both of them move to florida (whatever, cool)
>i decide to get my shit together finally
>lose 60lbs in a year and a half from diet alone
>look good, feel great, always trying to improve
>go down to florida to visit last summer
>the both of them have ballooned like nobody's business
>easily put on 100lbs between the two
>"we just don't have any time to exercise like we used to"
>mfw dieting is free
>brother has a heart attack (and lives) at 28
>he says doctors have no idea what caused it
>tell him over skype that "im no doctor but i'm pretty sure being obese is what caused it"
>GF's best friend
>Pretty cool chick
>Actual HT body
>Breaks up with bf of 3 years suddenly loses all motivation to not eat shit
>Starts going out to desert bars nightly
>Gets takeaway every night because it's too hard to cook for one
>Always has chocolate in her bag whenever I see her
>Go away on a mini holiday with some friends to a beach house, she always has a glass full of coke on hand, goes through at least 10 2L bottles in a few days
>We start talking to her about it
>She decides to try a month without soft drink
>She manages it but goes back afterwards saying "it was just a month challenge, you don't understand, I don't like the taste of water"
>Starts hanging out with the most obese friend she has so they can enable each other
>Go to the movies they have a pizza, ice cream and chips then goes out for dinner and has another whole pizza
>Sends snaps of casual nutella fudge cakes on the daily
>6months later she's now obese and I can see the steady decline into landwhale
It's sad I'm going to have to cut her out of my life.
the sad part is, even if she did lose the weight, I wouldn't touch her. She's got a face like Fado from Zelda: Twilight Princess. The gap between her mouth and nose is enormous.
it really is depressing. The reverse progress threads that /fit/ has sometimes are a real downer.
Being born a woman is like winning the lottery, all they have to do is not be fat and their life would be easy as fuck. But for some reason, they still choose to be fat.
I gotta make goatmom know I'm strong.
>also having undyne as a gym bro
aaaaand we no longer see a smile on that face
That's... I can't even imagine that. If she's average height and muscle, she could lose 200 pounds and STILL be fat. How do you get to that point?
Yeah. You reblog it with a comment. That "119 notes" includes both people who agree with her, and ones who reblogged it to call her a fat pig
It's not choice. It's just failing to put in whatever amount of self-control it takes to not be fat. That's largely the fault of bad parenting, but once you're an adult you are (or should be) intelligent enough to make your own dietary and exercise decisions.
Of course not fuckwad
Where do you think you are
1/10 for making me point this out
>Masturbating terrorists are a plague on Earth.
>i'm in a cafe in town, minding my own business
>a man in a trench coat jumps through the doors
>he whips his dick out
>starts masturbating violently
>people and children are crying
>i'm under a table
>somebody has called the cops
>they dive through the doors
>they're yelling too
>suspected jerk-terrorist is still jerkin' it
>they tazer him three times
>he's obviously taken his al-quida issue adrenaline and viagra pills
>he's pumping furiously
>some people are vomiting uncontrollably
>one woman is trying to claw through a far wall
>one man wearing a brony-rights t-shirt is filming with his 5,000$ apple-glasses
>the cops are helpless
>everything is hopeless
>everything is covered in jizz
>everybody just sits there in shame
>none of us will ever be able to look anyone in the eye again
>this is how they get you
>our society is dying.
>covered in a membrane of half dried cum, everyone silently wishes we hadn't launched all the muslims into the sun
posting all my totally happened fat stories
i hardcore fuck with this info graphic b/c i am also an art history major
Isn't it nearly impossible to have PCOS if your body is functioning correctly?
Doesn't it require outside stimuli to start the hormonal imbalance?
No different than how obesity effects male testosterone by lowering blood flow to the testicles and penis?
this is actually because there's a very strong anorexic community on the web sight, which they can be socially ostracized for not trying to suppress (since yahoo bought them basically), but like, supporting fat ppl is a big cash "cow" so there's no effort to delete those communities apt
>"You Know, "Ryu said. "In your beloved fucking Japan, we call girls like her 'Mashumaro no on'nanoko.' It means "marshmallow girl" and is considered a cornerstone of kawaii. In my homeland, she would be considered beautiful."
I'm fucking dying here
>At the London Olympics, where Mangold competed with her injured wrist, she weighed 346 pounds, 60 pounds heavier than anyone else in her weight class, which is set at 165 pounds and over. She said that was too big for the super heavyweight division.
>feminism is for everybody
>feminism exacerbates most of that shit
This is why I hate feminism more than any other ideology. Pic-related is an example of what feminists ACTUALLY think of male victims of DV. But then they go and try to blame "the patriarchy" when male victims aren't being taken seriously.
As a skinny blooddonor, I can tell you, pretty huge. Of course there are also cases in which your veins are just small or lie pretty deep, but those are the exceptions.
>mfw fat priviledge is not being forced to eat sugary shit after donating because skinny women faint more often if they don't eat
Still it basically shows being a ham wont be tolerated or coddled, also they had women's size servings in most restaurants so they wont over eat like fucking pigs like in the west
>also they had women's size servings in most restaurants
I live in tokyo. That's bullshit. All servings are small compared with ausfailia and, by extension, tiny compared with burgercuckia
The vast majority of chick in Japan are normal size (as in human normal not burgercuck normal). A decent chunk are bordering skinny for my tastes. Very rarely I come across a Freedom Size chick. I'm talking maybe twice a week if that.
hunh. Never heard it put quite that way a-and I think I kind of agree.
>don't hurt me
>not the face
I mean, yes, we should all work to self improve and strive and attain but for those that don't or can't and their shit's all fucked up, they shouldn't have to suffer just because we enjoy it. that's selfish of us to demand they suffer even if thye might be selfish cunts we shouldn't sick to their level.
that's fucked up yo. I agree with a sack of shit.
I work in Kyoto and can confirm.
You can usually choose size (S-M etc) of some dishes, but that's all, and usually just add more rice so whatever.
Also Japanese hates fat, at the point that if a woman get curves or have big tits is seen as debu ( fat )-->unattractive.
And considering how maschilist and rigid is the society is here women can't afford to get a bad body, or will struggle to marry someone.
Yes, fast food, unhealthy lifestyle and fat rise is happening here too, but for the moment it's a small minority
>dont tell me what I am doing is unhealthy
>If I dont want to do what I am told is healthy then I have that right
>If I need help, you need to provide it and you cant use cost as a reason as to why I cant have it because people spend money on misc other stuff
>I deserve it because reasons, others who can actually contribute back to society are no more worth it because reasons
You actually believe that? I get the "In a perfect world" idea, but we dont live in a fucking perfect world and some people are worth more and better than others. Yeah, I said it and I fucking mean it.
Back in the day being slothful and gluttonous would see you have a poor standard of living and dying early.
Nowadays, it's ok to be fat and lazy because the government will just pay for everything, housing, healthcare, bills etc. basically the fatter and lazier you are, the more benefits you get.
I'd honestly like to see benefits cuts off from fat people and make them py for their own fkn health care and housing then we'll see how fast things change
Eat less, run more.
That's it, honestly 6 year olds would know how to loose weight its fkn sImple, you don't need a degree in nutrition and humanbiogy to lose weight fucking Christ
Not that part, that's shit, but why should we care about other people doing shit we don't like?
just ignore the cows, treat the sick as best we can and soldier one. We don't need to expend extra effort to hate the fact that other people are bags of shit, and like he said, there's entire industries built around catering to idiots that can't take care of themselves, is that bad per se?
Lots of fit doctors and EMTs and scientists make a great living because the pondscum are out there so how about live and let live? and make a buck off stupid fat shits?
Everybody born today can choose ignorance or excellence in a literal way. no other generation ever had these opportunities. so let the slugs be slugs and we will be superior beings.
we took the chance to evolve, Ichigo. We made it. Everyone else? who cares. let them be filth in peace.
>6 years of medical science
>2 years medical school
>1 year residence
>10 years practising medicine
>"fat is unhealthy"
>goes on tumblr
OMG JUST COZ A PERSON IS FAT DOESNT MEAN THEYRE UNHEALTHY JUST COZ YOUR A DOCTOR DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING, FAT IS GOOD BECAUSE LANDWHALE678 SHARED A POST SAYING SO!!! #fuckbeuty#FAT IS GOOD#lets be obese
> be in high school
>end of lunch bell rings
>Start walking to class
>decide to start eating chicken broth for some reason, as high school students do
>walk into class and see fatty bent over desk being man handled
>Everybody's laughing at fatty
>decide to throw chicken my chicken broth at her
>fatty runs off covered in chicken broth
>sit down and continue lesson about trigonometry
>went to the doctor for neck pain, found out I had an ulcer. Wtf does an ulcer have to do with neck pain!? What an idiot. Now I'm taking proton inhibitors everyday. At least my neck feels better NO THANX TO HIM!
Whoa there menist contain your autism for /r9k/
Having a fupa, front butt and back tits should automatically disqualify hogs from voting.
These cunts aren't even identifiable as human anymore.
but... that's why we DON'T need fat acceptance.
People ask "why does it matter, how is it your business?"
An adult being fat is one thing. But when they decide they want their kids to be fat too, that's fucked up. Making your kids fat should be considered child abuse.
>Making your kids fat should be considered child abuse.
I think the fat acceptance movement has a whole different image on child abuse.
>Kissed him on the cheek
Not even my Japanese anime are this unrealistic!
Fresh oc, didn't know this type of people actually existed outside of the Internet until today
>Constantly promises to do something about weight
>Doesn't do anything
>I have to work really hard at getting aroused enough to have sex with her
>Beginning to out right hate her
Never thought I'd actually hate her, but it's slowly happening.
>4.make PEDs legal
I can only imagine what would happen. there would be tons of 150kg fatasses who have never done sports who would do the same cycle as piana, rip their tendons off their bones and grow tits the likes of which humanity has ever seen
FAT CUNT GETS REKT
Plot Twist: OP is the neckbeard
>Search your jelly rolls OP, you know it to be true
anyone got that pic of the 0-10 chart for girls that has 10/10 for average koreans? kek
>calling the police
>for shit like that
Are all Americans this helpless?
This shit motivates me actually. Even though I havent even reached DYEL mode yet, i know that im better than very who lives a lifestyle believing what this fat cunt is saying.
it's not the weight of these people that bother me it's the ludicrous amount of vanity they display. i know some people who are overweight and chill as fuck but a lot of the examples of tumblr posts i'm reading in this thread sound like they were written by narcissists.
i think the selfie was the worst thing to ever happen to social equality movements.
I am sorta doing something like this right now, here are the basics...
>Always hangout and game with a really close friend I knew from kindergarten
>He is Skinny but was working on building muscle
>Almost a Chad
>One day he tells me how hanging out with me has lost him friends because i was so out of shape
>Whatever, feel like shit but he is the only friend I had
>Stops talking to me, messaging me and gaming with me all in under a week of each other
>I ask him whats up and he says "We are just very different people "
>me "So what?"
>Feel like shit now that im a loner with no friends.
Fast forward to 2 months ago
>been working out for nearly 10 months
>See him on my Facebook profile every now and again, slowly getting fatter.
>He switched schools to avoid me but is returning for 2nd semester in 3 weeks.
>I messaged him asking if he was coming back to my school for the last semester.
>He says he wants to be friends again
>tfw we changed roles
>tfw he is going to see what it feels like
>tfw I am better than he ever was
new Fetty Wap comin atcha 378 (678 remix)
SHE MY TREE HUNNID '78 COUCH THANG
JUST CHILL. NEVER GO ON OUT-INGS
BITCH ALWAYS CLAIMING THAT THAT SHE HEALTH-AY
PASS HER THE FOOTLONG MEATBALL SUBWAY
PRAISE THE LO'RD I CAN ONLY SEE HALF OF HER
JUST DROPPED A BAND ON A BRAND NEW MATTER-ES
THIS BITICH CANT EVEN BEND OVA TO WIPE HER ASS
LOST THE REMOTE LAST WEEK, IT WAS UP HER ASS
SHE MY TREE HUNNID '78 COUCH THANG
JUST CHILL. NEVER GO ON OUT-INGS
BITCH ALWAYS CLAIMING THAT THAT SHE HEALTH-AY
PASS HER THE FOOTLONG MEATBALL SUBWAY
Oh fatty maiden, I come from a land far away,
Where people workout so that "one day they may".
They eat healthy meals instead of whole cakes,
And take 4 to 5 scoops in all their shakes.
But oh fatty maiden, please hear my plea,
I have test levels of the highest degree!
>mad because a highly attractive and successful/popular actor is well known I'm their "movement"
>don't judge people on their weight but she's to thin to represent us
It's like they want the feminist and fat acceptance movement to die.
Its kind of a catch-22 thing. You have to have a genetic predisposition, but it typically doesn't become "active" unless you're overweight. Then once you have it, it makes it difficult to lose the weight.
>Counting calories doesn't guarantee weightloss
Maybe if you play semantics enough this is true but what is so fucking hard about eating less than you burn? Nigga the FDA spent years drilling 2kcal into people's heads and most people in America could lose weight just following THAT.
Made up stories have to be fun to be believable. Also the martyr topic is getting really old. These people cannot make fun of themselves, never an hint of second degree in their stories or posts, that is ultimately the proof they are not happy nor proud nor anything positive asthey claim to be.
Cost of medicine is a combination of various factors. For example, the number of people who default on their payment increases costs for others and USA pretty much subsidises medical research in the world. Big pharma patents are the least of your worries.
>USA pretty much subsidises medical research in the world
You're saying that like there's no european pharma corp.
And I would hardly call "subsidies" the critical failure of the american healthcare system to negotiate bulk prices with suppliers. It's just your average Joe getting butt-fucked raw by proxy.