How to get this body this good no homo

>be irish
>be a manlet
>get some weeaboo tattoos
>starve yourself
>pick on smaller manlets
>get a fat bald goof to suck your dick

>>35556177
Jelly he is happier right now than you'll ever be huehue

>>35556177

how are his tats weab you mongoloid

>>35556072
ohp
chin ups
bicep curls
medicine ball throws

cardio/hiit 6 days a week

also enjoy being injured because you don't have a PT or team of people stretching/massaging you everyday

>>35556177
>calling Dana a goof.
this guy knows what hes talking about.

also, work on your spinning shit.

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>>35556198
>>35556225
found the manlets. fuck off back to the shire you little hobbit shits lmao.

White boy allowed to be a piece of shit and nobody cares because of racism.

>>35556267

Actually it's because he's actually funny when he insults people and not full muh dick mode

>>35556072
He's honestly dyel. His tattoos cover most of his weak spots causing him to look bigger. He has decent shoulders and decent bis. Everything else is small.

>>35556254
Im 6'4 m8, lmao
> inb4 im also six foot too plz dont question my insecurities

>>35556072
> this good
top kek

Get some shitty tatts & eat clean, throw in some cardio & occasional bw exercise.

>>35556177
>>35556254
>>35556267
>>35556354
Found the cucks

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>>35556242
This

People say that in order to achieve this body you basically don't need to anything. A body bigger but not much and everyone screams roids.

>>35556379
Go suck his dick faggot

>>35556177
Haha gotta love when jelly lanklets rage knowing they will never be as aesthetic as OPs pic

Manlets in the 5'8-5'10 range are literally superior humans

>>35556394
We didn't say "dont need anything", we're saying to eat clean, do cardio & do some occasional bw exercise. How does that equate to "doing nothing"?

>>35556465
You're absolutely retarded if you think doing cardio and some pushups will give you that body

man I feel bad for that brazilian dude who lost. conor was talking shit to him, making fun of him. jose aldo seems like a humble guy. I guess most of it was just an act for more views, since some of the stuff mcregor said seemed so forced and autistic, made me cringe, like he was told to say all that shit.

>>35556072
>Take heads clean off
>Tink like no one else
>Talk like no one else
> Don't take part, take over
>Predict deez tings

>>35556177
You forgot knock out other men in 1 rd. Be champion. Make millions.

>>35556587
Felt bad for Jose Aldo too but they all lose sometime. Aldo is already an alltime great so he has nothing to feel bad about. Conor's shit talking sells fights, its a basic formula in the fight game. But his self belief and philosophy is admirable.

>>35556465
I said 'basically'.

Eating clean for me is the norm and a basic, cardio doesn't help towards the sahpe of that body. The only thing left is 'occasional bw exercise' which is basically nothing.

Your first post is false, anyways.

>>35556620

it just seems so weird to me, almost unnatural and cringe, like he's being forced to do all that shittalking. either by dana white, his own team, or maybe even himself, as in "I don't like saying this, but I have to if I want to make any money". like in capitalism, you need to increase your capital by any means necessary (it's the goal of this system) so to do so he needs to sacrifice his morality. didn't want to make this post go 100% marxist but you know what I mean.

>>35556072
Keep it nice and flowy

>>35556692
McGregor is a student of the fight game. He's also articulate and sharp, not to mention Irish banter. I watched the first documentary on him and he reads a lot of philosophy books and stuff about the laws of attraction. He was even reading quotes from Oprah. He's a very talented fighter and that's all that really matters in his profession, but his personality obviously gets him paid more so who are we to judge? He even said himself that the career of a fighter is very short so he needs to get in and make as much as possible and get out. Look at George St .Pierre, he was a dominant champion and a humble nice guy but people hated on him because he always won by decision. People find ways to hate so fuck it, do what gets you paid.

Penis in my mouth

>>35556225
Do you not recognize the style or the subject and how it's portrayed ?

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>>35556337
i'm 6'5 bitch boy. nice try though squirt.

>>35556375
>>35556463
>>35556601
yet more manlet being let out of their chocolate factory cuckold shed to defend their oompa loompa leader. christ almighty, you little fuck boys are SO insecure LMFAO.

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>>35556880
you're the one shitting up the thread with your DUDE LMAO shitposts

>>35556880
>pls give me attention

on a side note, this picture selection captcha is really getting on my fucking nerves

>>35556880

You literally get off to being taller then people on the internet, nice life faggot lmao

>>35556594
fuckin kek. Conor, is that u m8?

>>35556880
its common knowledge that women prefer 6'1"- 6'3". You're in the too tall hope you play professional basketball range. You don't see male models under 6ft or over 6'3".

>>35556880
6'5 of pure autism

>>35556579
You mean 10" arms & no visible abs?

>>35556664
> cardio, calisthenics & clean eating = "nothing"
Ok then what is being sedentary & eating dirty? Less than nothing?

He looks like the average guy pre-lifting. Unless you're an ameri-fat then maybe its impressive?

>>35556967
>35556967
>>35556967
Its me, Mystic Mac.

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>>35556923
>>35556954
>>35556956
>>35556992
>>35556994
midgets are so easy to trigger. how incredibly insecure you little faggots are. maybe you tiny penis shitters need to form a hug box within your safe space so you don't have to be reminded of the fact that you literally *do not count as men* and will never, *ever* be taken seriously due to your tiny little statures.

LMFAO
AT
YOUR
FUCKING
LIVES

>>35556967
>make Mini Mendes curl up like a turtle and hit da deck like a bitch
>Make peahead Dustin do the chicken dance
>Kill Nazi steroid midget Denis Sever
>Make Aldo overreact and counter

>>35557054
>says we're triggered
but why are you so mad bro?

>>35557054

le pretend im laughing when im actually crying real tears at my life meme :^)

>>35557016
>Eating clean for me is the norm and a basic

>Unless you're an ameri-fat then maybe its impressive?

Again, eating good should be the norm, not doing 'something' like breathing. Again, cardio has no influence of on the shape of his muscles. Again, the only thing left is 'occasional bw exercise' which is basically nothing.

If that's hard for you, then it's ok.

Also, that body is not what the average male looks like if he doesn't lift. Have you ever seen real skinny people?

>>35557054
Lanklet. 6'3 is the perfect height.

>>35556072
he looks like shit though ??

>>35557559
his opponents end up looking worse ayoooooo

>>35556072
he has a really wide clavicle

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>>35556791
>he reads a lot of philosophy books and stuff about the laws of attraction. He was even reading quotes from Oprah.

>>35559010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlB3Rc7KnaI
34:21

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Mcgregor's style and tattoos are truely unique and kickass! I like his originality!

>>35559010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlB3Rc7KnaI
38:34

>>35559010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlB3Rc7KnaI
10:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlB3Rc7KnaI
24:43

>>35559098
You seem like a fanatic. I like that. Something in McGregor obviously resonates with you. I'm gonna watch this documentary.

>>35559123
Not at all. Im a martial artist and he has a similar approach to me. I was incorporating Ido Portal in my own training years ago so I was really excited to see Conor training with Ido and then knockout Jose Aldo in 13 sec. He literally predicted his success 2-3 years ago. Said he would be champion and he did it. Knocking people out in 1 rd, all while others hated on him and called him a Joker and a clown. But his approach is different. If you ignore the stupid tattoos and his over the top trash talk, you will see a man who took the world by storm in 1.5 years and now he's a millionaire. He is dominating the fight business by dominating the fight and the business. Im inspired by him because Im doing the same in my own little way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1IFt0gglsQ
Heres one for the haters