>what the fuck did you say about me? how do i get this body?

>>35553221

Join the army and the dark side.

>>35553398
dis nigga didn't even deploy

He got "hurt" before his unit deployed to iraq and he got medically discharged.

Pansy

>>35553421

Still more than not enlisting, eh, pansy?

>>35553435
Active duty m8, fek right off

>>35553221

3x5 chinups once a week

>>35553461

Oh yeah? Well guess what, I'm your general.

Chinups and crunches. That body is easily obtainable.

>>35553461
congrats on having no other option in life

Benching Lena Dunham's fat ass to failure

>>35554813
ayyy

>>35553221
Kill Indiana Jones

>>35553221
Be an emotional little bitch

>>35553461
Military drop out detected

>>35554788
>doesn't mention the hours of pushups, running, and forced marches.

Stay dumb

Inbreeding

>>35555054
>he actually dated lena "pebbles" dunham

sweet jesus how could you do that to yourself? I cannot think of a more repulsive woman, I'd fuck some obnoxious landwhale like melissa mccarthy over her (if I was at gunpoint)