Killed Jungle Fowl, Crane, Pheasants and Boar with the purpose of personal consumption
Didn't do the do cleaning/skinning, that's what the beaters were for.
Took the cleaned carcasses to road side restaurants where the chef will prepare any way you like.
Jungle chinks are good at 2 things eating and sleeping so these restaurants are everywhere (Cousin supplies a steady supply of boar meat to one local restaurant, Peppered boar is da bomb) .
>Holidaying in S.E Asia >Go hunting with manlet cousin in Palm Oil estate for boar near midnight >Packing shotgun's, knives, tomahawks and a fucking spear. >Being led through this muddy shit hole by a manlet Bangladeshi worker (paid this motherfucker $20.00 to hike through this shit barefoot in a sarong for 5 hours) >2nd & 3rd world poverty for the win >No boar, but plenty of mosquitoes >Come across lake. >Fucking water Buffalo bursts out of the still of the night >Everybody Shit's their pants and high tail it. >6'2 master race accelerates away from waddling hobbits with stubby legs >Bangladeshi gets rammed into tree >Leg and collar bone broken >Spooked Water Buffalo fucks off, we go back looking for Bangladeshi worker >Find worker all fucked up and moaning >Carry back to camp, put in car, poor bastard passes out from the pain >Dump at hospital 3 hours away from his home with a few hundred dollars in his pocket to cover medical expenses. >Never see this bloke again. Probably smothered out back of hospital and robbed. >Go back to town and ass fuck a Ukraine hooker.
4-5 years ago at grandpapis house and he gave me his revolver. We walked out to his workshop and laying there in a dog cage was a pig. Pig ass fucker too. Granddad walks over to the cage and starts kicking the shit out of it. Startles the hell out of the pig and me and he then opens the cage and yells " KILL IT"
I told him how retarded it was to do that and he yelled it was getting away even though all the doors were in the workshop were closed. I waited till it found a corner to huddle in and shot the guy in the head. After that I had to drag the fucking thing over to a PORTABLE crane so he could lift the thing and slit its throat to collect the blood. He then made me clean up the mess and his gun. Also had to stack a bunch of cinder blocks into a box formation so he could cook it since it was too big for oil drum grill.
All in all it was some tasty pork. To close up any loose ends about my granddad > He was bored > He was hungry > His work buddy gave him a pig from his dads farm which I question how old his work buddies dad is
>>35554075 >Granddad walks over to the cage and starts kicking the shit out of it Why? Does your grandad have something against pigs or did he just have the foresight to see it would make ideal greentext?
>>35553434 my nigga Having chickens is basicaly being a nazi hungry for chicken jew gains >you are a chicken >you can't go out, human steal your childrens >they sometimes kill one of the group to eat him >they throw what they don't finish eating >sometimes other chickens >sometimes eggs It's dark as fuck, but them gains man
>>35553056 I worked in an abattoir, got to buy a leg of beef at a reduced cost, I picked the cow and leg myself, then processed the cow. I took it home, cut it up and threw it in the freezer. That said it isn't uncommon in abattoirs for people to be able to buy meat at cost.
>>35554300 >>35554551 What ? I ate horse a bunch of times just buying it at the butchers, its a normal meat to eat, just like kangaroo or ostrich. Horse doesn't taste as good as beef, a little similar but stronger texture and more intense flavor, also tastes more like blood (so a bit similar rare steak or Sth just not as tasty ) in my opinion even when its cooked fully.
>>35554300 >>35554551 >pretty early in my butcher chareer >start work at a farm >they had this one horse, a mix between a shetland pony and horse >have to groom and brush himevery night >he really liked to get brushed on the neck >during the day i sometimes go aroun on him bareback(just walking or i fell off) >one day farmer decide he's too old(25ish) >had to kill him >was really hard, almost cried never killed any other horse after that. it's all in the eyes. meat was really good, tho prepared steak, susages and an amazing bresaola
>>35553056 i pick up roadkilled deers and make um into jerky. i raised a dozen chickens one season for meat. i fucking hate thoe feather rats desu cant lie when i see thw vids of the abusive chicken farmers im just like good those feather rats got what the deserve
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