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have you guys ever killed your own food

>harvest stories
(pic unrelated)
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>>35553056
I eat hunted and self-butchered elk on the reg
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>>35553056
I smash over deer n shit regularly, dem tasty vennie ganinz
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>>35553188

same here

i calculated that the maximum i can knockout and eat is a deer

seems to be the natty limit

keep on punching them bro
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tfw I don't live innawoods with my trusty hund by my side, catching and killing animals with weapons I made by hand, while keeping in shape by benching logs and squatting boulders.

why even live?
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I hunt moose once a year back in my hometown. Fills the fridge in my apartment with tons of lean game. A good hobby/getaway.
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Yes.

>be 12
>dad takes me to the lake
>we fish
>we come home
>we cook, we eat

Nothing amazing.
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>>35553056
farmer/butcher here: cows, bull, sheeps, goat, rabbit, chicken, pigs, a horse; hunting boar pretty regularly.
also large amounts of veggies.
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I grow my own vegetables.
I still buy some store bought meat and veggies.
I hunt deer, squirrels, rabbits and turkey as well as catch and eat fish.
Wild game is the best meat.
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>>35553056
not killed buy we have chickens so i steal dem eggz
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Yup.

Killed Jungle Fowl, Crane, Pheasants and Boar with the purpose of personal consumption

Didn't do the do cleaning/skinning, that's what the beaters were for.

Took the cleaned carcasses to road side restaurants where the chef will prepare any way you like.

Jungle chinks are good at 2 things eating and sleeping so these restaurants are everywhere (Cousin supplies a steady supply of boar meat to one local restaurant, Peppered boar is da bomb) .

>Holidaying in S.E Asia
>Go hunting with manlet cousin in Palm Oil estate for boar near midnight
>Packing shotgun's, knives, tomahawks and a fucking spear.
>Being led through this muddy shit hole by a manlet Bangladeshi worker (paid this motherfucker $20.00 to hike through this shit barefoot in a sarong for 5 hours)
>2nd & 3rd world poverty for the win
>No boar, but plenty of mosquitoes
>Come across lake.
>Fucking water Buffalo bursts out of the still of the night
>Everybody Shit's their pants and high tail it.
>6'2 master race accelerates away from waddling hobbits with stubby legs
>Bangladeshi gets rammed into tree
>Leg and collar bone broken
>Spooked Water Buffalo fucks off, we go back looking for Bangladeshi worker
>Find worker all fucked up and moaning
>Carry back to camp, put in car, poor bastard passes out from the pain
>Dump at hospital 3 hours away from his home with a few hundred dollars in his pocket to cover medical expenses.
>Never see this bloke again. Probably smothered out back of hospital and robbed.
>Go back to town and ass fuck a Ukraine hooker.

Moral of the story:

Don't be a manlet

Sprint Training has a practical carry over

Don't be poor
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>>35553208
Your dream cost no money, just time, hard work and sweat. Go do it you lazy faggot.
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Once...

4-5 years ago at grandpapis house and he gave me his revolver. We walked out to his workshop and laying there in a dog cage was a pig. Pig ass fucker too. Granddad walks over to the cage and starts kicking the shit out of it. Startles the hell out of the pig and me and he then opens the cage and yells " KILL IT"

I told him how retarded it was to do that and he yelled it was getting away even though all the doors were in the workshop were closed. I waited till it found a corner to huddle in and shot the guy in the head. After that I had to drag the fucking thing over to a PORTABLE crane so he could lift the thing and slit its throat to collect the blood. He then made me clean up the mess and his gun. Also had to stack a bunch of cinder blocks into a box formation so he could cook it since it was too big for oil drum grill.

All in all it was some tasty pork. To close up any loose ends about my granddad
> He was bored
> He was hungry
> His work buddy gave him a pig from his dads farm which I question how old his work buddies dad is
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>>35554075
>Granddad walks over to the cage and starts kicking the shit out of it
Why? Does your grandad have something against pigs or did he just have the foresight to see it would make ideal greentext?
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>have you guys ever killed your own food

I once ate a doughnut that had ants inside it. I notice after I swallowed the first bite.
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>>35554180
My ex liked to beat and kick dogs. Some people just like that.
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>>35553403
>a horse
Any good?
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Yes, I raise animals and make sacrifice regularly.
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>>35554319
Post a sacrifice or it didn't happen
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>>35554372
Maybe when I do it next week. It's no different to just normally slaughtering a beast, we just have a gathering to eat it and burn parts of it.
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>>35554413
Where do you live
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>>35554457
Australia.
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>>35554516
Why the sacrifice? Any reason behind it?
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>>35553403
>a horse
We need more info on this anon
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>>35554547
I'm an Anglo-Saxon Pagan.
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>>35553056
Well... i went fishing and got some trouts, even though i didn't really kill them.
I got them out of the water and let them die.

I've also killed countless insects but i've never eaten them.

So no, i have never killed my own food.
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>>35553056
Lots of fish, just fish.
>mfw whacking them in the head with beatstick
>feelsbadman.webm

Really want to cap a deer but I am such a pussy.
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>>35553434
my nigga
Having chickens is basicaly being a nazi hungry for chicken jew gains
>you are a chicken
>you can't go out, human steal your childrens
>they sometimes kill one of the group to eat him
>they throw what they don't finish eating
>sometimes other chickens
>sometimes eggs
It's dark as fuck, but them gains man
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>>35553056
I worked in an abattoir, got to buy a leg of beef at a reduced cost, I picked the cow and leg myself, then processed the cow.
I took it home, cut it up and threw it in the freezer.
That said it isn't uncommon in abattoirs for people to be able to buy meat at cost.
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>>35554569
>Australian
>Anglo-Saxon
What type of paganism do you practice?
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>>35554678
Anglo-Saxon Paganism. Australia is an Anglo-Saxon country. Only Anglos can be true Australians.
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>>35554716
>Australia is an Anglo-Saxon country
>Anglo-Saxon Paganism
>Only Anglos can be true Australians.
Pls go on.
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>>35554300
>>35554551
What ? I ate horse a bunch of times just buying it at the butchers, its a normal meat to eat, just like kangaroo or ostrich. Horse doesn't taste as good as beef, a little similar but stronger texture and more intense flavor, also tastes more like blood (so a bit similar rare steak or Sth just not as tasty ) in my opinion even when its cooked fully.
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>>35554767
Abos are basically extinct.
>>35554777
Achmed pls go, you'll never be Australian.
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>>35554918
Tell me more about your Anglo-Saxon-ness,sir
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>>35554999
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>>35553056
I hunt and slay pussy
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>>35555028
Cheers /pol/tard
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>>35553056
Yes
Kangaroo
Croc
Snake
turtle

>inb4 your a coon
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Hunting deer is GOAT.

Feeding your family with deer steaks and tenderloin from and animal you shot and butchered yourself is a good feeling
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>>35554263
Don't know why but lol'd.
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>>35553056
>have you guys ever killed your own food

>>35553056

Yes, I caught a fish once, hit it with a priest and then later cooked and ate it. It was a 3 hour process end to end.

This quickly made me realise that time is precious, so now I employ a personal chef do the grocery shopping and cook meals fresh each day.

Once a year I also go deer hunting, which means I have a Ghillie track and shoot deer for us, whilst me and the lads pass around a bottle of Balvenie 40 around the fire.

As a result, I have more free time now to spend on intellectual pursuits, such as exploring why anyone would question if money can buy happiness.
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>>35554283
I hope you killed and ate your ex
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>>35554300
>>35554551
>pretty early in my butcher chareer
>start work at a farm
>they had this one horse, a mix between a shetland pony and horse
>have to groom and brush himevery night
>he really liked to get brushed on the neck
>during the day i sometimes go aroun on him bareback(just walking or i fell off)
>one day farmer decide he's too old(25ish)
>had to kill him
>was really hard, almost cried
never killed any other horse after that.
it's all in the eyes.
meat was really good, tho
prepared steak, susages and an amazing bresaola
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>>35559332
You know, I might just do that
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>>35559349
>go aroun on him bareback
You barebacked a horse? You monster!
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>>35553208
not having running water gets really old really fast
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>>35553056
>dat underwear

where can I get that? I'd like to pose in that
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>>35553056
I once ate deer stew, my friend shot the stew, and he showed me where the bullet went into its spine.

Was pretty cool.
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>>35563785
*shot the deer ffs
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>>35553056
i pick up roadkilled deers and make um into jerky. i raised a dozen chickens one season for meat. i fucking hate thoe feather rats desu cant lie when i see thw vids of the abusive chicken farmers im just like good those feather rats got what the deserve
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>>35561760
idk if it has other meaning but i mean with no saddle
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