in a heart beat but ive been in the mood for fat pussy lately.
I would not could not in a castle
I would not could not in her asshole
I would not fuck her out in front
I would not fuck her in the cunt
I would not fuck her here or there,
I would not fuck her anywhere.
im a desperate manlet bro 26 5'6 never seen a vagina in my life. i was shy as fuck growing up then after high school height mattered and i should have just committed suicide since i really wasnt going to make it then. now im trying to look good in a last attempt to get any kind of human intimacy before the actual suicide since no one is capable of loving a manlet.
yes i would
>who doesnt want to be raped by a strong woman?
Depends on what you mean by raped
>getting on top of you holding you down and riding your dick
>fucking you in the ass with a strap on
dude, I just let a LANDWHALE suck me off in 69 form.
My back was cracking in ways never heard before.
It was a test of back strength and cock concentration. I had to cum while basically in a survival challenge. she was laying all her weight on my neck and face. Rousey looks like a dime to me right now.
>no one is capable of loving a manlet
That's not true at all. You're just using it as an excuse to give up without trying.
You are not gonna make friends or have a gf if you look good, you have to actually stop being autistic and get a social life.
Haven't been on /fit/ since please be in london. The memes are a changin', I don't like it.
Best sex in my life was with someone who had far worse body than that.
Come to realize that a good looking body ain't everything.
I'd rather take someone who looks mediocre but fucks like a motherfucking succubus than someone who looks great, but just lays there like a dead fish.
damn that thing has a huge dick for it's size. That's like if a grown man had a 2ft dick
My bone structure on my hips are wide. So that is the high test factor. I also want higher body fat percentage than plain fitness models. I can't find any examples. More of a powerlifter who can still do cardio.
Would you could you with a bag?
Over her head, the ugly hag?
Would you could you with viagra,
Pop a pill and try to shag her?
She's a butterface, yes it's true,
But she may do some tricks for you.
Just have the patience of a saint
She'll suck your balls and lick your taint!
So would you use her self esteem
And fuck a fatty for the team?
Try it! Try it!
Shit be cash.
And if in doubt,
Just smash and dash.
..its a cartoon mang.
you can't fuck a cartoon
I bet rousey would be the worlds greatest lay since she got her ass kicked. Not only is she fit as fuck so able to fuck for hours but she'd be needy and vulnerable. It's the perfect mix.