>roommate constantly goes to gym
>shits kitchen up with his protein tubs
>talks about his gains and i can hear him watching BroScience videos
>constantly tries to be like that guy in the videos
how do i stop this faggot? how do i kill his gains? can i replace the powder with something that will make his gains disappear
hes been lifting for 2 years hes just super obnoxious about it and in the past year i had to endure all his stupid shit.
Enough is enough.
>Kill yourself after you killed his gains.
Deal. Now tell me how to kill his gains.
>hes been lifting for 2 years hes just super obnoxious about it and in the past year i had to endure all his stupid shit.
then idk. you gotta roast him a great deal for hit. make him realise it's obnoxious.
Legit response here
Brom is a chemical that you can get pretty easy and is a sure thing. It lowers testosterone and as much as he lifts or eats he is going to be fucked. Not even kidding and it is not going to kill him or any other side affect. Google it. It was used in training camps for soldiers to kill their sex drive where commanders put it in their food without them knowing. However Google it first to give the right dosage.
Also try to talk him out of being a douche first.
You kill his gains by breaking him mentally. Become bigger and better than him without being a douche about it. Become the silent gain master, and once you are undeniably bigger and more ripped, call him a faggot and make him your bitchboy. "you like protein don't you boy, here, let me feed you some of that broscience"
Once you've established dominance, his gains will begin to fade until all that's left is a wimpy skeleton fucktoy
>make him realise it's obnoxious
>Just say "hey fag stop being so obnoxious about lifting"
>Also try to talk him out of being a douche first.
Last time i tried talking to him about all his epic protein and creatine in the kitchen he pat me on the back and said "ok later"
I log onto FB and he added some cuties from my class and posted on their wall just to piss me off.
1 1/2 weeks later one of them came over to him for Netflix & Chill.
Guess who pays for Netflix.
Guess who didnt remove any of his protein from the kitchen or gym bags, towels from the bathroom.
oh my god you payed for his session of cucking you. congratulations, you played yourself.
do you have absolutely 0 leverage to prevent him from being a literal dick to you?
Just walk right up to him, cock hard, that youre sick of his lifting shit and to quit being a cuck. When he steps down because of your overwhelming dominance. Solidify it by fucking him in the ass (no homo) and cum on his face like the gods of /fit/ would demand
>do you have absolutely 0 leverage to prevent him from being a literal dick to you?
no i dont.
Like before X-Mas when i was leaving to visit my family he used up all my towels right when he came home from the gym and they were soaking wet. It wasnt even 1 it wasl ike 3 or 4. I dont even know how the fuck he did that.
Instead of apologizing he said "yo bro i was in GYM and in the GYM i forgot my towels in the GYM's locker room so i had to use yours instead of the ones that are still in the GYM bro" while eating his chicken.
I mean towels arent that important but it still pissed me off that he rubbed his cock all over mine.
sounds pretty gay to me
i dont want to kill him.
I just want to take away whats precious to him - his fucking muscles.
Im not sure if i can get another place that easily but you are probably right.
Moving out is like giving up i want to punish him first.
Op is a dumbfuck twat
this is now a humour thread
dont tell me you are my room mate trying to bully me out of my thread
i know he doesnt browse 4Chan.
He gets all his fitness education from his facebook group with his gymbros.
Stop it anon.
how? its still protein tho right?
stop whining like the little sod that you are.
Go with him to the gym get bigger and then come back.
Stop the twattering you fuckkity shit
Despite your description of him as an idiot, which considering your stupid intentions might not be all that true, still why the fuck would you try to undermine someone's gains?
Are you seriously that little of a person anon?
because you call yourself a player, but i fucked your wife.
tell him you're #haes and he's "other-ing" you with his intimidation tactics. He should apologize and gay sex your anus