>roommate constantly goes to gym >shits kitchen up with

just wait until february

Join him you fucking faggot. There are gaynz to be made...

>>35536656
/thread

>>35536639
Man up and tell it to him straight. Stop acting like a bitch.
Also
>killing another person's gains
Kill yourself after you killed his gains.

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>>35536656

hes been lifting for 2 years hes just super obnoxious about it and in the past year i had to endure all his stupid shit.

Enough is enough.

>>35536672

>Kill yourself after you killed his gains.

Deal. Now tell me how to kill his gains.

>>35536697
>hes been lifting for 2 years hes just super obnoxious about it and in the past year i had to endure all his stupid shit.
then idk. you gotta roast him a great deal for hit. make him realise it's obnoxious.

>>35536697
Just say "hey fag stop being so obnoxious about lifting"

Legit response here
Brom is a chemical that you can get pretty easy and is a sure thing. It lowers testosterone and as much as he lifts or eats he is going to be fucked. Not even kidding and it is not going to kill him or any other side affect. Google it. It was used in training camps for soldiers to kill their sex drive where commanders put it in their food without them knowing. However Google it first to give the right dosage.
Also try to talk him out of being a douche first.

>>35536774
It is Bromine in English

>>35536639
You kill his gains by breaking him mentally. Become bigger and better than him without being a douche about it. Become the silent gain master, and once you are undeniably bigger and more ripped, call him a faggot and make him your bitchboy. "you like protein don't you boy, here, let me feed you some of that broscience"

Once you've established dominance, his gains will begin to fade until all that's left is a wimpy skeleton fucktoy

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>>35536739

>make him realise it's obnoxious

>>35536772

>Just say "hey fag stop being so obnoxious about lifting"

>>35536774

>Also try to talk him out of being a douche first.


Last time i tried talking to him about all his epic protein and creatine in the kitchen he pat me on the back and said "ok later"

I log onto FB and he added some cuties from my class and posted on their wall just to piss me off.

1 1/2 weeks later one of them came over to him for Netflix & Chill.

Guess who pays for Netflix.

Guess who didnt remove any of his protein from the kitchen or gym bags, towels from the bathroom.

>>35536830

sounds like you've been cucked by a superior male specimen. deal with it

>>35536830
KEKED
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>>35536830
oh my god you payed for his session of cucking you. congratulations, you played yourself.

do you have absolutely 0 leverage to prevent him from being a literal dick to you?

>>35536830
You are a bitch. A fucking choir boy.

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Just walk right up to him, cock hard, that youre sick of his lifting shit and to quit being a cuck. When he steps down because of your overwhelming dominance. Solidify it by fucking him in the ass (no homo) and cum on his face like the gods of /fit/ would demand

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>>35536902

>do you have absolutely 0 leverage to prevent him from being a literal dick to you?

no i dont.

Like before X-Mas when i was leaving to visit my family he used up all my towels right when he came home from the gym and they were soaking wet. It wasnt even 1 it wasl ike 3 or 4. I dont even know how the fuck he did that.

Instead of apologizing he said "yo bro i was in GYM and in the GYM i forgot my towels in the GYM's locker room so i had to use yours instead of the ones that are still in the GYM bro" while eating his chicken.

I mean towels arent that important but it still pissed me off that he rubbed his cock all over mine.

>>35536928

sounds pretty gay to me

>>35536830
You are the biggest of betas.

Obvious troll/10

>>35536963
when i said leverage i meant something like you being able to kick him out or whatever

>>35537022

no

>>35536971

i know

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>>35536963

>>35536639
You need to evacuate the premises,OP. Basically, spend as little time as possible with him and get out of that living arrangement as quick as possible.

>>35536830
Mix rat poison into his protein.

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>>35537125

i dont want to kill him.

I just want to take away whats precious to him - his fucking muscles.

>>35537108

Im not sure if i can get another place that easily but you are probably right.

Moving out is like giving up i want to punish him first.

>>35537148
mix soy protein into his protein. He'll get bitch tits.

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Op is a dumbfuck twat
this is now a humour thread

>>35537180
>>35537189

dont tell me you are my room mate trying to bully me out of my thread

i know he doesnt browse 4Chan.

He gets all his fitness education from his facebook group with his gymbros.

Stop it anon.

>>35537158

how? its still protein tho right?

>>35537202
Soy increases estrogen.

>>35536830
Sounds like you are a beta. However I wish you luck, broscience is such bullshit

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>>35537202

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>>35537202
stop whining like the little sod that you are.
Go with him to the gym get bigger and then come back.
Stop the twattering you fuckkity shit

>>35537226
>tfw burnt my tongue yesterday and this was exactly my thoughts
post moar

>>35536639

Despite your description of him as an idiot, which considering your stupid intentions might not be all that true, still why the fuck would you try to undermine someone's gains?

Are you seriously that little of a person anon?

>>35536697
replace his protein powder with half flour
increased amount carbs less protein
make him fat>>35536697

>>35536697
replace protein powder with mass gainer. watch him gain 20 pounds in a week and lol. did this to my ex girlfriend before i broke up with her.

fuck women.

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>>35537516
why must you people be so salty?

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>>35537538
because you call yourself a player, but i fucked your wife.

>>35537564
that made no sense.

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>>35537564
sure thang broseph

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>>35536697
tell him you're #haes and he's "other-ing" you with his intimidation tactics. He should apologize and gay sex your anus

>>35537564

autism

>>35537564
Did you buss on bad boys?