Whats the fastest way to get ripped and ready to kick ass in a fight?
Long story short: Guy keeps hitting on girlfriend, gonna be able to meet him this summer and I wanna fuck him up if he keeps up this shit.
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Be much stronger and bigger than him.
Easy. Don't even need to know much about fighting with a massive strength and size advantage. This is ofcourse assuming you already lift and aren't just shitposting
He's about an inch taller, and that's about it. He's one of those "depressed" faggots. He always bitches and moans to my girlfriend about how he can't find a girl, and then tells my girl he loves her and shit like that and I'm sick of it. She thinks that he can take me in a fight, which was a total blow to my manhood. I can't imagine he's that much stronger than me.
dude, the type of guy who puts himself in that kind of position is not going to be able to fight
don't even worry about lifting, just take some kind of fighting sport class for a few months and make sure you do some sparring, then just beat the fuck out of the dweeb (but make sure you dont do any permanent damage)
She claims that she feels bad for him. Also he sort of found his way into her circle of friends, and now all her other friends like him. She also attends this church-oriented event twice a week for people combating "depression" and he's goes there.
Ahaha, oh wow.
First, just walk up to him and ask him politely to stop hitting on your girlfriend. You know, be civilized and offer the chance to resolve this without violence.
Also talk to your girlfriend; explain that you understand she's a kindhearted person who just wants to help, she's inadvertently stringing this guy along and preventing him from looking for an available girl.
If both of those things fail, then just kick him in the balls by surprise and kick his goddamn teeth in. Don't throw punches and grapple; go for the eyes and nuts. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. Just don't let anyone see you fight like that; not just because it's "dirty" fighting, but so there's no witnesses to tell cops that you beat the tar out of him.
Are you literally this stupid? Yes, weight/height is a huge factor in fighting but some proper technique is even more effective. Most definetly if you dont have a clue what to do. Basic boxing stances, punching techniques, speed and footwork is much more effective then bulking up and being exhausted after throwing 3 punches. Fighting is completely different to lifting
Id say mostly upper body. My legs got really slow from heavy squatting which is not good when training muay thai. Not saying you should skip leg day all day, but theyll keep up as long as you occasionaly train them
>Don't throw punches and grapple; go for the eyes and nuts. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. Just don't let anyone see you fight like that; not just because it's "dirty" fighting, but so there's no witnesses to tell cops that you beat the tar out of him.
this is probably the worst thing i've ever read on /fit/
But there's no guarantee that he will even be that good after <6 months. Maybe OP is a huge pussy and completely falls apart technique wise due to nerves, especially if he isn't used to a "competition" level of intensity. I didn't say he should completely abandon fighting, I said he needs to do both. Id say him only lift vs only boxing would both do about the same good
yeah bro, beginners should work out 6 days a week while still under training nearly every major muscle group.
Beginning lifters need to hit major muscle groups 3 times per week for best results
When I was scrawny af I took up judo, that plus eating like 3000+ calories a day beefed me up some, take up judo, or boxing which is great too, but I'm guessing it'll be harder to get big with boxing, shit's really cardio intensive but whatevs, either of those two are fine, as for the fight itself, be the first to throw the punch, don't get scared when you get hit back the body can take a lot of damagio, just be smart and calm during the fight.
Leave your girlfriend. She's not a good person since she keeps talking to this guy. Same shit happened to me in the fall, just cut your losses now, m8.
She's probably juicing over him you know.... You need to dump her and beat his ass.
I've been training in martial arts since I was 6, I know some tkd, judo, bjj, boxing, I mainly focus on muay thai. Fighting takes years to get good at, it's not really something you can just get good at instantly. However, for some good pointers on how to not fight like an idiot, check out "fightTIPS" on youtube
Also, don't fight a guy who's messing with your girl. He's not worth you breaking your hand on his head, which is pretty likely, it happens to even the best fighters.
How can OP not realize he's putting himself in a lose-lose situation? If you lose, well, it's humiliating, obviously. And if you win? This guy's been using your gf as a confidant while he mopes. He's been cultivating a nurturing attitude toward him in your gf. Here's how it plays out:
>You and him finally square up. Time to finally use your gains.
>As you throw the first punch, your eyes meet his.
>He gives you a knowing smile as he lets the punch slip through his guard, taking it on the chin.
>He goes down, nursing a bloody lip.
>Your gf rushes to his side to tend to him.
>"ANON, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
>She helps him up. His arm is around her shoulder as he pretends to let her support him.
>"Why the hell did you attack my friend? Get away from him!"
>You try to stammer something out as they go off to tend to his wounds and talk about what your "deal" is.
If you strike him down, he will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.
If you could go from average schlub to "easily beat a guys ass" in a few months the being able to beat someone's ass wouldn't be as valued as it is.
Someone once told me you stop being a teenager and become a man the day you realize the secret fantasy that "if you just packed it up and trained at a monestary in China for a few years with the right motivation you could emerge the baddest motherfucker around" is complete horseshit.
Every young dude seems to think this, and its so fucking tiresome.