Who else here is a gym gentleman? >Always hold open doors

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>>35527386

tony plz go

Is that advice from the reddit fitness sticky

Forgetting to tip the receptionist...

>mfw op is a NYRfag

>>35527386
Do you also tip your fedora as you leave?

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you should be doing this shit anyways. people like to sit here and be HURRR DURR ALPHA MATE then they shame the fat people at the gym, but then bitch about people being fat.

top cock you fucking retards. thank god most of you don't have any social interaction and are just confined to /fit/ and don't actually plague society.

>I act like a normal human being
>I deserve recognition!!!

^ you

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>>35527386
thanks tony

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Yes i am also a gym gentleman. But my gym is a part of my apartment complex so these people are my neighbors and the staff is my landlord so i basically have to be nice or itl cause me problems

Anyways, reminds me of what happened yesterday. Dude was NOT a gentleman

>strongfat 5'8 manlet strides comes into gym
>his 6/10 high test gf follows behind him
>she gets on the treadmill and starts running
>giant ass jigglin in view, while her ugly face is turned away from me
>perfect
>her 'man' starts patrollin the gym lookin in mirrors
>tryin to catch me lookin at his bitch
>which i blatantly am doing
>he sits down on chest press machine beside me
>puts pin to max weight (little less than 2pl8)
>looks over at me to make sure i saw
>benches it 5 or 6 times with decent form
>kinda impressed since most ppl in this gym are casuals & cant even bench 1pl8
>manlet gets up to go strut around some more
>as he walks by i notice a HUGE wetspot centered right around the asshole of his sweatpants
>guy musta rrhea squirted during his max effort lift
>u know ur really pushin it 100% when shit bursts our your bungus
>he doesnt even notice
>you cant FEEL that???
>hes leanin over his gf's treadmills' siderails while chattin her up
>flirtin with her beaming with confidence
>still doesnt feel the liquid shit all over his ass i guess..
>mfw i look over at my gym buddy and he notices the same

I couldnt keep it together since it was too funny so i got up and left. Wish i coulda held it together long enough for his gf to notice and point it out tho

I autistically rerack weights. Less weight higher up, and more the lower down you go. Only the same kind of plate on one peg. Sometimes when I'm alone at the gym I'll rearrange all the plates in the gym to be correct according to this. What kinda barbaric people even put different plates on the same peg?

>>35527386
>Who else here is a gym beta?

>>Always hold open doors for people, especially the ladies even though they don't notice me
>>Wipe down equipment and rerack weights like normal
>>Annoying to staff, always ask them dumb questions when they don't care at all
>>Considerate of other people's space because I'm so insecure
>>Never use profanity or grunt because I lift baby weights
>>Give stupid dyel advice
>>Always prepared to offer a spot even though I never get asked
>>Respectful of women, never stare or flirt because I'm secretly gay

>Feels good being insecure and low test. Who else here is a gym beta?

>>35527448
Sounds like a butthurt fatty, i dont give a fuck if youre trying dont get in my way faggot.

>>35527386
I rerack weights when I'm bored between sets, but that's about it

>>35527563
sheeeeitttt

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>>35527630
I wonder who could be behind this post?

hmmm.....

>>35527386
tony you gentleman

>not always tipping your spotter

>>35527386

don't forget your white armor on your way out, faggot