>in hospital for a week already
>must lay only in one position
>no eating, no drinking
Well, not gonna enjoy NYR season this year, also good bye gains..
I had a bad stomach virus that put me in the hospital for 5 days. I couldn't eat or drink anything without bringing it back up. They fed me through a tube . I lost 14kg in 5 days and I still looked like I lifted.
>this totally happened
I don't doubt that you went into the hospital but everything else is bullshit.
You absolutely did not have an average caloric deficit of 21,000 calories a day over 5 days, which is the amount of calories it would take (105,000 calorie deficit in total) to lose that much weight in that short amount of time, you lying sack of shit.
Had gallstones, extraction via ERCP failed, caused pankreatitis. Shit's fucked up, I can tell you that. There isn't really any treatment other than to wait it out. Didn't eat or drink anything (even water causes severe pain) for 4 days, at night they pumped me full of ketonal just so I could sleep for 4-5 hours. Been in the hospital for 14 days total (1 failed ERCP + pankreatitis + successful ERCP), lost 9kg. No lifting for 2-3 months. Say goodbye to your strength gains. The IV drip is there just to keep you alive, so 2 weeks in the hospital will set you back 6 months of training.