>yo anon, i think you got the wrong door. Planet fitness' 2 blocks down
I'd make random noises and flare my arms around while full sprinting into the locker room and take all of clothes off except for my dick thong run to the squat rack, position my squat plug for added support and internal pressure control in my anus and begin squating while getting hard while thinking about rippetoe-sama while moaning HIP-DRAAHVE.
Nothing will stop me from making it mates. We're all gonna make it.
Hoo hoo hee hee thanks mate!! Just hope those ledditors don't screen cap my funny story and post it on their gay site. I heard they don't even say no-homo and are fine with ball contact HAHA FAGGOTS M8