>yo anon, i think you got the wrong door. Planet fitness'

FUCK YOU

lol oh thanks dude... didnt even noticed

>>35504618
No, fuck you leatherman

>>35504618
>Oh fuck you! You skinnyfat bitch!
>what do you say we settle it right here in the squat rack?

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I'd make random noises and flare my arms around while full sprinting into the locker room and take all of clothes off except for my dick thong run to the squat rack, position my squat plug for added support and internal pressure control in my anus and begin squating while getting hard while thinking about rippetoe-sama while moaning HIP-DRAAHVE.

Nothing will stop me from making it mates. We're all gonna make it.

>>35504658
Haha mate this is a great post!

>>35504667
Hoo hoo hee hee thanks mate!! Just hope those ledditors don't screen cap my funny story and post it on their gay site. I heard they don't even say no-homo and are fine with ball contact HAHA FAGGOTS M8

>>35504596
What's with those frosted highlights? You a best man at Guy Fieri's wedding?

Thanks for the directions to your family brothel but if you don't mind I'm here to bang weights and not ya mum.

>>35504596
If I wanted to hear a joke, I'd ask you about your one rep maxes.

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>>35504828
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>>35504678
Roody-poo candy ass take a fucking complement you dip.

>>35504596

ILL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE BOSS OF THIS GYM

>>35504658
Hahaha great post my friend!
Upvote xD