Let's say the Gains God descends from muscle heaven and

the 6'2" whale so I could use my excess skin as a parachute

>>35499023
How short is very short? Like 5'11 or something?

>>35499081
You're as tall as a medium to short girl.

>>35499081
5'4 - 5'6

5'11 isn't "very short"

>>35499334
>5'11
>not very short
pick one.

>>35499447
ebin xd

>>35499334
Lel

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>>35499334

>>35499334
I'm 5'11 and I'm legally not allowed to go to the bars because the staff think I'm a child

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>>35499641
>Be 5'11 god's little joke
>Go to college
>Complete all the requirements for degree in chemical engineering
>Ceremony comes
>They won't let me walk
>"C'mon, Anon, where's your older brother? xD"
>Laughed out of the room
>Never given my diploma

C'est la vi

>>35499662
Vie takes an e
Fucking manlet

>>35499707
>Vie takes an e
>takes

Sorry I don't have enough time to care about whatever shitty assfuck of a "country" you come from to use your shitty assfuck language correctly.

>>35499334
Manlet detected

>>35499707
Frenchy Frenchman from the land of manlets would now.

Frig off Jacques.

>>35499334
Ayy lmao, almost that height and I'm a fukken woman.

Nordic master race.

>>35499334
That's short and under average even for women dude...