Why do people shit on machines?

I'd join a new gym mate if I was you

>>35498340
because indians

>>35498340
that looks more like a high-tech ballista to capture modern cities

>>35498340
I shit on bidets, because that's what they are designed for

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>At Planet Fitness
>The machine is finally free
>The seat is covered in shit
>Try to tell the girl who works there but I start nervously stammering after I point at the shit covered machine and she can't understand me.
>"WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID YOU SHIT ON THE MACHINE? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
>People hear the commotion and come over
>A dozen people are yelling at me and calling me a sick freak
>Run out of the gym and never go back

>>35498340

DESSIGNATED

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>>35498451

things that never happened.

Takes up space and resources for more benches and sqwat rax

>>35498451
>at planet fitness
well there's your first mistake

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>>35500000
Checked

>>35500000
based af

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>>35500000

Glorious pents confirm no-one should go to Planet Fitness

>>35500000
Witnessed

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>>35500000

>>35500000
Oolala checked bro!

>>35498340
because shitting on a toilet gets boring after a few years

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>>35500000
Checkd and rekt.

>>35498451
he who found it, browned it

I feel like most machines are worthless except a few. I never saw results from an incline press machine, when I switched to a real one I had no strength in it, but then when I started doing it often I saw some gains. Machines are fine if you're injured or old, but don't expect to get stronger or make incredible gains. I can't think of one machine that is better than weighted chins or a standing barbell press.

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>>35500000
Righteous get

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>>35500000
five same numbers