I know his deadlift was wack, but he deadlifts quite heavy. I mean his form was fucked up for 540lbs or whatever it was, but he can probably do a really nice double at 500lbs.
Nobody cares about this shit. Fuck off with these threads you mongoloids.
>So butthurt that you have to post photoshopped images
So funny and insecure brah. So much bravado and toughness on the internet.
At least you can admit that part where I clearly lift more than you, at my lightest bodyweight in months.
Eventually when I get to stupid amounts of weight, like 7plate+, you'll be that guy commenting on my video, "STeroids, he using steroidsl ook at his capped delts hurrr hurrrh urrrrrr"
Mate you're so tough on the internet and when you walk down the street you don't get a second look because you're average, the dyel, unimpressive, weak, non-achiever.
You're probably so weak and beta, that if I were to confront you for those comments online, you would avert your gaze, your balls would drop to the floor, you would stutter and say 's-s-s-sorry man its just a joke bro' 'i didn't mean it' etc. Because you'd take one look at me and your heart rate would rise because you realize I could break you in half.
You're so weak, I could beat you up using one leg. I'd just kick you over and over until you fell over, flailing all over the place like the dyel autist that you are. And then afterwards, I'd cuckold your girlfriend while choking her half out of conciousness, while you cowered in the corner like the beta faggot that you are, and when I was done, I'd run over to you and unload my massive load all over your scared little timid face. "p-p-p-lease supermang don't hurt me'
On the upside, having my alpha manseed merely contact your skin would result you in reaching that coveted 2plate bench for 1rep that you have reached for, all these years. You will finally be a man as the result of my cuckolding.
You're nothing to me, cum eating dyel weakling. I'l bukake your entire family.
fucking superbong just leave already you aren't king of shit and shilling for yourself with these threads won't change that
I have a reoccurring dream about Supermang.
In the dream, he comes charging into my bedroom, wearing only his underwear and covered in glistening sweat. A look of sheer lunacy is plastered across his face, as he stands blocking the door with his mass. I jump up in terror, covering my naked body with a sheet, trembling at what might happen next.
He licks his lips, lets out a wicked laugh then suddenly comes charging at me. In one swift motion he grabs my tiny frame, and hurls me across the room, sending me crashing into the wall. I lay huddled on the ground, cowering in fear, blood gushing from my face. I manage to look up only to see him standing over me, his massive erect cock jutting out from his tight white briefs. I gasp, and try to flee but it's too late. He already has a hold of my hips with his vice-like grip.
He rams his cock into my quivering asshole, letting out another menacing laugh. I lay there, in shock, unable to move or fight back as he sodomizes me for what seems like hours.
Every supermang hater just got BTFO forever.... Fuck
>MF after reading that
Pls stay, Patrick. We need you
Op's post was a complement you retard. He obviously used that image because it was funny. Your the insecure one coming into threads and post a paragraph on how beta they are and how you cant beat them up with one malformed leg.
oh that's rich coming from the cunts who shit up /fit/ with constant supermang threads (most likley supermang himself who starts em) and the incessant shit posting that follows them.
and then dudes like >>30402208
clapping there hands like a fucking monkey too his stupid immature responses.
>supermang plz gogh
OH LOOK ITS PATRICK
Any1 have that cap from when he got btfo by the NZ powerlifter ?
>People make fun of him for looking like Quasimodo
>hes literally the hunchback of Notre Dame
eh i dont even really think he e-stats
I think his claims of whatever weight he has lifted are ture, he did em once then couldnt replicate.
I hit a fucktarded huge lift one time a few years ago and went back a week later with a video camera just to document the shit and couldnt even get within like 15-20lbs of the prior week.
given his size and weight yeah I'll buy what he claims
I met Supermang at my local gym once - I’d unintentionally taken the squat rack just as he was about to use it. Apparently he was fond of this gym and had a specific squat rack that he liked, and the management had made note of this, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that, they usually reserve it just for him).
Anyway, the gym manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice gym) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another squat rack if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of your gains and any other gains you’d like while you’re at this gym.” My bros were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.
"I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been working out here for 35 minutes - we’ve just gotten the chance to use the squat rack. Can’t we finish our squats here?"
Then out of nowhere Supermang shows up next to the manager and says “Hey, these guys can finish. I’ll be at the shake bar. I got some time.”
And I (knowing exactly who Supermang is from /fit/) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give him the squat rack.”
Supermang was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Supermang and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
Oldfag here. This is the exact same shit Zyzz used to get when he posted here aka a shitload of jealous faggots anonymously talking trash about him. From what I know of Supemang he seems like a decent guy who gives good advice and unlike most of your has the numbers to back himself up.
"Supermang is the hero /fit/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight." - Zyzz
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stop samefagging Supermong
m8 you cant talk about being a non achiever and what not. youre on so much gear and struggle with 540lbs? i deadlifted 240kg for 3 on my first test cycle. ive been off cycle for almost a year and i bet i can deadlift and squat more than you. where in nz do you live? i will come to your gym and fucking show you up. you can take all the dbol, anadrol, halo, tren, whatever you want. i dont even know what this whole thing is about, but your attitude annoys the shit out of me. youre nothing special. just another try hard on roids. plus youre kiwi so dont act tough. ive lived here for almost 6 years and honestly, the shit you guys complain about. biggest bunch of pussies. im not even racist, but wow dude
>people still don't know thats it's supermang himself that is making these threads.
>turning your trip on and off to samefag the thread.
It is starting to get embarrassing Supermong.
>claim 30+kg of mussels in less than 2 years
>claims working out 2x2h every day and not d eveloping rhabdo
>still claims natty
lel bro i just said i did a test cycle. i have done another test cycle after too to cut down without losing strength. and he is not stronger than me. he probably has bigger arms but im taller than him too so maybe it just looks that way. i dont actually know his stats
supermong, i summon thee. wanna train or not? dont even come here with your "ill break you with one leg" bullshit. ive been boxing for over a year now. i doubt you would
because Supermong thinks if he shitposts enough, he'll become the new Zyzz
Lol, butthurt weakfag. He rounded only his upper back like every guy who deadlift heavy.
Lrn 2 lift fggt.
Just quoting myself because there's no point in repeating the same thing to you DYELs, so why type it out again?
Keep posting photoshopped images, instead of using that time to lift. I've been cleaning up my acne, pretty soon I'll have a 8/10 face and you losers will have to find something else to tease me about.
I'll be here, eating my brown rice and chicken, making gains while you shitpost about how my back is rounded and shit.
>Protip: It's not, actually.
Being king of /fit/ isn't easy. Stay thirsty, peasants.
>forgetting your trip
someone cap this, supermang gets BTFO out again
You forgot something faggot
>Supermong confirmed for samefagging
>tfw no one is surprised
Because he's the one who starts these threads about himself anonymously, samefags support for himself, and then trips to rip on people and generally be a douche.
>In other words, he's extremely insecure.
Someone summon King Julius to hand down his punishment for Supermong.
The court is in session. We have the people vs one Patrick Easton.
Mr. Easton is accused of samefagging.
Judge Julius, what is your verdict?
>Mr. Easton, I have reviewed your court and in this jury of one, I have determined you are guilty in the court of /fit/.
>BUT MAH DYEL--
>CANT EVEN LIFT ANY-
>8/10 FACE ACNE AND-
>MR. EASTON! You are sentenced to watching a night of Scooby1961 videos, or until you are otherwise natty. Good day, sir!