Official Dan General thread™
HIGH TEST EDITION!
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So ur wit ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
I could listen to bob costas talk all day long
Kinda sick of them going to the owl every year
>posting literal test
I have to agree with your statement doe
In4 al Michael's and colinsworth aka storkman
This bitch doesn't skip SLDL and leg curls
I love ya too little fella
Correction: this is a Dan thread
I assume the lack of contribution is due to fapping
Someone needs to hit gronk in the legs with a sledge hammer
Threads gonna die without some bumps niggers
Just fighting the good Fight
>tfw got a bj from a 40 year old couple days ago
>as he says it ravens pick the ball
The original was already good, why do people feel the need to overdo shit?
Unfortunately not. Not exactly a prize anyway
Sophie Dee is my special pornstar.
I don't watch her regularly, I just save her for special occasions.
Only when she's like pic related though. After both boob jobs and the ass is looking phat
THAT TD WITHIN 16 seconds
Singlehandedly, going to reach image limit. Flacco would be proud
It boggles my mind how fucking hot some of these girls are. I've prob only seen like 10-20 on par with these IRL in my whole life. Protip: the atlanta airport has some of the hottest women in the world at any given time
>It boggles my mind how fucking hot some of these girls are. I've prob only seen like 10-20 on par with these IRL in my whole life
that's because a great deal of these are photoshopped.
At ease my son. Sew your seeds not on earth, but in dan.
That's fair. These kind of bitches DO exist though just not common i reckon
Touchdown ravens. Fuck pats
>why can't you be banned?
>not recognizing the man
WHO'S on first.. Dan can't be banned.
Because they do it for free
Forgot pic. Jesus ... distracting dan from the plan
HB PASS!!!!! billichick is a mad scientist
Didn't ask for this today....
>tfw perfect hip and ankle mobility on day 1
The feeling is mutual dan fans
This game is shaping up as an instant classic
Also patriots 19 passes 0 runs in the 4th... one dimensional much?
I think this is based coco
bangbros is going down hill quickly as well. I'm not sure what the fuck happened, but at some point within the last year they only did videos with these busted amateurs and non-white bitches with fucked up teeth.
If they get a well-known, attractive pornstar on there it's typically getting railed by a 12 inch black cock.
I actually fucked a 4'6" Asian girl a couple of weeks ago. She obviously had small tits and wasn't crazy attractive but it was the tightest pussy I've ever had. That fact alone makes me find her attractive
Here here. It literally felt like I was inserting into an asshole. I had to ease it in. Shit looked like a magic trick by dick going in
Confirmed for instant classic football game. Hate brady but mad repsect
Didn't save the best for last but That's the image limit boys