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Tried posting this on /x/ already but thread got deleted.

Also i apologize for the graphic nature of all this but like i said i am not going to censor it because i want answers.

I guess i will start where it all began. A few months ago i started having absolutely mind shattering orgasms (i'm male by the way). I don't mean regular orgasms but long drawn out ones that would last for hours and completely incapacitate me. The feeling completely envelopes me from head to toe and i ejaculate a ridiculous amount, so much that i thought i was going to die or something from dehydration. The orgasms are not normal in the sense that they are not correspondent to contractions but rather a long buildup and then it shoots out in an uninterrupted stream that can last minutes, and after that it turns into a thick clear fluid and then eventually just clear liquid, the clear liquid can keep going for - and i am not even kidding - half an hour or an hour, then after that the orgasm keeps going but it is dry.

The first time it happened it was random during a regular fap session, but now i have developed some control over it and can do it regularly. Often during these events my ears would crack violently and i would have an immense feeling of being healed of some nameless ailment.

That's the sexual part of it.

Since this happened i have noticed changes in my body, i can hear better - MUCH better, if someone has a strong heartbeat i can hear it from a few feet away if it is quiet. I can see better, i play numerous sports and my performance has increased ten fold. My physical energy has also increased, I can run longer and faster and lift a lot more. cont'd
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The second thing that has changed about my body is my perception and thoughts.

I have better connections with people now, my girlfriend and i are much closer than we have ever been. I am able to look strangers in the eye longer and seem to have some sense of deep empathy for them that wasn't there before. I have also had more success at work because my interactions with people have become much richer. I have dreams that are so intense and so real that i remember every detail, i have been able to derive huge amounts of understanding of myself from them.

There's more even stranger things, i will go on if someone requests, but that is the gist of it.
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>>29709705
>Click here
don't stop now
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You might have a demon.

Not even kidding.
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>>29709698
>>29709705
Call Guinness world records and break the record for largest amount of semenal fluid in one orgasm
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>>29709698
OP I just want to remind you that we're all autistic virgins who really only lift weights as a way to remedy our low self-esteem and insecurity.

I don't think anyone here is actually trained nor qualified to give advice on any health or medical related questions, let alone those pertaining to supernatural demon ultra-orgasms.
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>>29709698
sounds like a Dr. House case
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>>29709904
Though you do have a point, I think he just wanted to share the experience.

Might be in 5 years when he saves us from some super villain we┬┤ll remember this thread.
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>>29709698
OP I think you are the Maud'dib
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>>29709698
if youre telling the truth, maybe see a doctor. Make sure theres nothing wrong
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>>29709730

I guess some of the other things of interest that have been happening would be that old scars that i have had since i was a child have healed and faded about 50% more and that is strange because they are mature scars and haven't changed in years.

My hair and nails grow ridiculously fast, i have to get a haircut every 2 weeks now instead of every month.

My girlfriend has said that i smell different, she says i smell like the smell after a rainstorm, so i guess she is referring to ozone in the air and she says it makes her more attracted to me. I have a theory that maybe it's increased pheromones or something, not sure about that one at all.

Things have been going oddly well for me in my life, things just always seem to work out.

Whenever i have a conversation with someone it seems there is no resistance whatsoever now, it's like their walls come down immediately and any question i ask no matter how bold it is, they will answer happily. I have tested this extensively and it works on anyone, it's almost like i could convince a hotel manager to give me a room for free for no reason whatsoever.
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>>29710065
Did anything happen before the orgasms started? I.e. a strange dream? Did you do any kind of hallucinogen? Any activity that could've changed, altered or affected your perception?
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>>29710065
As much as I'd like to believe your story, it sounds absolutely fake, like you've been watching a lot of superhero movies, and I highly doubt you have some kind of believable proof.
It's entertaining though, keep writing OP
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>>29710128

I swear on my dead grandmother i am telling the truth.

I am just a normal guy in pretty much every way and have no desire to pretend to be a superhero on 4chan.

Most of the changes are very subtle and far from anything somebody transforming into a superhero would experience, i assume. That's fiction, anyways.

I believe what i am going through is natural - not supernatural.

What i really want is to hear from someone who might have gone through something similar to me, if i can i would like to exchange e-mails with them.

As for going to the doctor about this, i really don't want to because a) he will think i have lost my fucking mind and b) embarrassment.

>>29710108

I know what you are getting at but i have thought a lot about whether these changes were brought on by something else but i wasn't doing anything different around the time they began, the only significant thing was the orgasms.

Also, whenever i have one of them - some of the changes i mentioned are temporarily magnified so i know they are connected.

I don't do drugs at all, i have smoked weed in the past though and i only drink once and awhile. I have no significant health problems, no history of mental health issues in my family and take no prescription medications.

As for dreams, none before the event but i definitely have dreams now, unbelievably clear ones. In one dream, i was standing beside someone in a hospital who reached out to sign their signature on a medical form, it was so clear i could see what they signed, it said "pass the tree". I don't have a clue what that means but that's what it said.

What else can i say?

Sex with my girlfriend is incredible now, i actually found out last week that she is pregnant. Which i am happy about, but surprised since she is on birth control.
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pics or it didn't happen has never been more relevant
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>>29709698
>then it shoots out in an uninterrupted stream that can last minutes, and after that it turns into a thick clear fluid and then eventually just clear liquid, the clear liquid can keep going for - and i am not even kidding - half an hour or an hour
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>>29710534
More like vids or it didn't happen

For scientific purposes obviously
>n-n-no homo
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My guess, you have your first episode of mania from an undiagnosed bipolar disorder. Enjoy!
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>>29710599
kek
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>>29710012
Just reading Dune, thanks, you made my day :D
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>>29710489
I think to be sure that it's not something like an invisible parasite (demon), you should pray about it. Even if you aren't religious, humor me. Look at it as an experiment. Literally pray these words and see what happens:

"If these new abilities are from the enemy, please remove them from me. In Jesus Christ's name I pray, amen."

Then see what happens. If they remain, think of them as a gift from above.
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>>29710688
Dubs mean you gotta do this, OP
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>>29709698
OP

You're experiencing tantric nirvana.

I suggest you seek spiritual guidance so you can control this great spiritual feat.

Next time you decide to meditate and masturbate, I suggest you do it with a prostate toy, and don't touch your cock. Not even once. When you activate the prostate chakra you can have an out of body experience, not unlike experiencing DMT.

You're very close to a spiritual breakthrough that very few ever manage to reach.
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>>29710489
>pass the tree

Cracked me up
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do you think it's fun to troll?
post some proof
on the .00001% chance you're telling the truth, I will accept you as jesus
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>>29710688
Lol

>reach nirvana
>christfag comes to ruin it

The christfags are just mad because their hypocritical burden of a religion isn't what's at the end of the enlightened path.

Go mass suicide and ride a comet with your youth group.
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>>29710748
This actually sounds legit to me (something something tantric nirvana something something chakra -I've heard it before
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I want whatever you got OP.
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>>29710843

Seriously man just send me some positive vibes through the computer.
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>>29710581

I have been considering recording it without showing my face and posting it anonymously on youporn or something but i have never done anything like that before so I'm hesitant to.

As for pictures, i could get some but someone else would have to take them because i can't even see straight let alone operate a phone while I'm in the midst of it.

Secondly, i don't do it very often, i am able to have regular orgasms which i usually do. So i would have to make a thing out of it and make sure i had someone to take a pic. Also i have to be in the right mindset to do it.

I have done it maybe half a dozen times since the first time.

One thing i could do is somehow collect it all in a bucket or something but that is not proof as i could easily fake that.

My girlfriend didn't believe me either, but i had solid proof. The blankets on the bed and the mattress were soaked. I remember at the time it first occurred telling myself to stop it because i was ruining the bed but the combination of both the incapacitating effect and how good it felt stopped me. Eventually i showed it to her directly, she was absolutely shocked. She says she wants me to show her friends because she told them about it and they don't believe her but I'm not ready for that quite yet and also i need to be very relaxed to do it and i wouldn't be with half a dozen girls watching.

I have a personal theory that i have stumbled on the "male" version of a squirting orgasm.

I will try to explain what i believe led me to it the first time.

Right when i was about to cum, for some reason I'm not sure why - instead of clamping down on my PC muscles like i usually do i relaxed them all the way through it - like i was peeing, and i just kept my PC muscles relaxed it just kept going and going.

If you did it right you will feel 5 years younger when it's done. No exaggeration, it's amazing.

I legitimately hope one of you has success doing this because this shit needs to be exposed and documented.
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OP what you decribe could also be Heroin lel
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>>29710806
Same Christian anon you're referring to here.

I am a former occultist. I started practicing when I was a little girl, so I acquired abilities well beyond what OP has described. I have experienced nirvana. I have induced numerous sober out-of-body experiences. It used to be something I was very passionate about.

I became a Christian when I stopped being able to control the out-of-body experiences.

What they don't tell you about in Hinduism and Tibetan Buddhism is that all those feats are made possible by opening up your chakras because when you open them you're letting something else in. That 'something else' is consciousness that has no organic form and is commonly referred to as a demon, or "djinn", or "spirit guide", or whatever a given culture has named them. They are the power behind altered perceptual states such as nirvana.

And they will eventually drive you crazy.

That's why OP needs to ask God to remove those abilities if they aren't a spiritual gift from Him, and I doubt they are because they started with the act of masturbation.

Yes, OP, unfortunately even seemingly small things like smoking weed and masturbating can open the door to a spiritual parasite.
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>>29710996
What have you done to reach this level? I've read about these kinds of orgasms. How long have you trained your PC-muscles?
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>>29711043
load of horseshit
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>>>/pol/39082047

http://pastebin.com/YH4uZeNH

What I share with you is knowledge that took a long time to find amongst books written by the magicians of the old age. It is a gift to those of you who are interested in occultism and bettering yourself. Those who are bored with the meaningless life of the masses and start to question if we are living in an illusion. I cannot convince the hardcore skeptics if they are not willing to believe and spend some of their time reading the books I would recommend. So, that is not my goal. I only wish to help enlighten those who I was like before. Let's begin!

The ignorant who shout that Freemasons are just "old guys getting together for beers and chess" are idiots. It is true that most scottish rite lodges have lost ancient knowledge and have deteriorated to being a social club, but the secret societies that didn't deteriorate are something different. Did you know that in Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia there were great doctors and scientists? Have you ever opened a book written by one of their leaders? Have you ever looked at the recommended reading materials at the last pages? There are hundreds of pages dedicated to biology, evolution, cells and anatomy. And all of this was mixed with astrology and other occult sciences. Psychology plays a big part in the studies too, even nutrition. Those people were not "Luddites" or "tinfoil hats". They were respected doctors and scientists that knew more than you. I am not endorsing you joining such societies though. You don't need to join one to have the knowledge you require. Most of the knowledge is found between their books all ready, published.
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sounds like some of these thing might have happened, but also you want to believe in all that other things you just told us about

post pic?
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>>29711083
Which is a shame, because having some kind of supernatural ultra-orgasmic possession sounds rad.
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I WANT TO BELIEVE.

>being embarassed about going to the doctor

that's the most unbelievable part of the story. people go to hospitals to have a doctor stick things up their ass m8, nothing to be embarassed about
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>>29711306
Problem is that 95% of doctors won't believe in supernatural things, so they will think you are crazy. I've been to both doctors and psychologists, they weren't even close to my level mentally. Didn't get anything from it.
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>>29711358
ITT
>delusions
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>>29711414
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Pics or it didnt happen

Simple as that

1/10 cuz I replied
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>>29710748

I tend to avoid this kind of thing. I feel like it de-legitimizes what i have experienced. I am not religious at all so i am not going to entertain any of the posts about that topic.

However i am open to learning more about it if that is the way i need to go to learn about this even if it is just a method for guidance because like >>29711043 said it is in fact somewhat scary just how much i lose control during these orgasms. It's like i am not even in the same space anymore and my body is tumbling through a place with no gravity. I would like to be able to gain more control of that. I'll also mention my girlfriend is heavily into quartz crystals so i guess i do have some exposure to that way of thinking but quartz has scientifically documented proof that it can store and release piezo-electricity, negative ions, and far infrared radiation.

>>29711043

Why would i want to remove them? My life is 10 times better now because of it.

It's all positive physical things, not 'evil forces'.

I will mention one thing though, during the first time this happened to me, about half way through or so i could swear there was someone in the room with me. It was probably just a hallucination though, like i said these orgasms are like an incredibly strong drug.

>>29711064

I really don't know, i wasn't pursuing it, it just happened.
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ITT: 'Oh yeah so I have super powers and amazing long orgasms I swear on my nan mates'
'Bullshit'
'No I swear and my dad works for nintendo'
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>>29710489
>normal
>4chan
XD gtfo
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>>29709698

If you're looking for an explanation that's not paranormal, it may be a benign tumor pressing up against one of your glands. As there don't seem to be any negative side-affects, I use the term may loosely.

Otherwise, good luck and have fun.
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>MFW this whole thread
>MFW I have no face
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OP don't say another goddamn word to these people, they don't deserve it

i don't think you fully comprehend what is about to happen to you, don't fight against it So few people manage to unlock even one chakra and if you follow this path and don't fight it you might be able to unlock more, maybe even all of them. Don't talk about this to other it is your personal journey.

i have been trying to achieve what you have for the majority of my 37 years do not take this lightly, if you can manage to unlock more and work your way up to the crown you are in for one hell of a fucking ride, thing is if you can unlock one, then the others can be unlocked much more easily, you started with the easiest one which is good, and judging by some of your description you may already be up to the heart chakra. You lucky motherfucker you didn't ask even for this i hope you appreciate it
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Doctor here.

There has been a rupture in your genitals and you are actually releasing trapped sweat out of your eurithra hence why you smell like a rain storm. Visit your hospital.
This is not normal. You are going to die.
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OP is a lying faggot, but there are real illnesses concerning endless ejaculation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhmG_9ZqAs
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>>29709698
>i'm male by the way
fuck off attention whore
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>>29711655
OP, stop samefagging your shitty thread.
Nobody buys your new age hippy bullshit.
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>>29711672
>eurithra
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>>29709705
you probably had a stroke without noticing but without bad side effect only good ones
>jelly
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>>29710996
I can do something similar, nowhere near to the same level. If i edge etc long enough, I tend to shoot out some clear liquid before/after orgasm, more like a piss actually than cumming but it happens. Kinda wierd, I guess I don't mind it apart from the mess it makes. The orgasm will always be insanely strong afterwards but not long lasting
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>>29710996
what a fucking time to start nofap
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>>29709698
This is why I come to 4chan. *gets popcorn
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>>29711866
>This is why I come to 4chan. *shitposts
FTFY
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>>29711891
>shitposts
>>29711866
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OP has demons
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>>29711655
I find it amusing that he has posted actual real deal advice on achieving enlightenment on /fit/, something that isn't even written about or documented because it is a jealously guarded secret and that .00000001% of people have ever experienced and he will just get laughed at and the thread will just 404.

The fact that he wants to share it instead of keeping it to himself shows how far he has come.

I guess that's why i love this site, shit like this.
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>>29711891
kill self
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>>29711043
>smoking weed
>bad
Go re-read genesis in the old king James there bub
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>>29712018
he has posted no advice only symptoms you weak minded pleb
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