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>take qt girl to beach
>drink 5 beers before to help calm nerves
>show off gains get tan, go in water with her, after go to gym club and go in jaccuzi
>talk about how she was AP in Spanish language
>she says something I don't understand, when I ask her to translate she says it means "kiss me deeply" I reply with "okay" and we get out of crowded jacuzzi
>walk back to car, she needs to go home
>stare at her and say "what did you say to me in Spanish I'm the hot tub? Something about me kissing you deeply?"
>she looks at me
>I look at her
>she looks confused
>I'm now confused
>I get closer
>she gets closer
>confusion in air
>I go behind her
>"this is akward, isn't it."
>she looks at me like wtf r u doin m8
>autism mode intensifies now
>"I need to work on my game, don't I?"
>omfg what did I say that for
>good work, you blew it with another girl, stupid fucker
>snap out of autism, drive her home
>I'm about to let her out so she can leave me and I can regret this whole thing
>fuck that, I'm gonna try again
>walk her to door, hug her this time I don't say anything and start hooking up
>we are gonna hang out again
If my super unsure unconfident ass can get a girl, then you can too (as long as you're tall enough to be noticed)
Anybody here got any good stories?
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> hug a girl
> implying you're not in the friend zone
Lol night never hug a girl you dumb fuck. Did she pat you on the back to? Lol are you fokken serious
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>>28699823
NEVER ask a girl before kissing her if you want her to respect you
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>5 beers
What piss water are you drinking that takes 5 beers to "calm your nerves"
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>>28699859
this, never ever ask, just do. The worst case is that she slaps you or tells you to fuck off, it really isnt that bad.
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just tell her you're super unsure unconfident
>be 19
>girl asked if i wanted to come over
>yeah okay
>chilling with her, im super sure confident
>make a move, touch her ass while were laying in bed
>after making out for 30min
>were boutta fuck
>coulndt get a hard-on because i took too much xtc the day before
>tell her i was nervous and unconfident
>bitch was like awwww and started jerking me off andd just making sure i was calm and laid back
tl:dr = just tell her youre unsure unconfident
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whatever lanklet,
enjoy spending 2000$ dollars a month in order to "bulk".
Trully unsustainable. 1200 kcals for me and its bulking season.
Have fun taking ballet classes faggot
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>>28699886
wrong thread champ.
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>>28699890
>(as long as you're tall enough to be noticed)
whatever you autist.
Assert your status
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>>28699823
>swoleamentary guy
I thought you were gay?
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>>28699906
stay may may
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>>28699823
What was the name video you got the screen cap off?
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>>28699937
It's my video noko
I am the guy from the swoleamentary and I'm also op
That's the second swoleamentary video I made, the sequel
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>>28699906
settle down the roid rage, little man.
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>>28699823
Wow nice save OP I did nazi that coming
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>>28699863
4 Bud lights
1 Indian pale ale
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>>28699823
>"this is akward isn't it"
Wow.
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>>28699990
>drinking sand nigger beer
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>>28699847
>never hug a girl
And then /fit/ wonder why they can't get laid...
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>>28699886
wen will they learn?
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>>28699882
>worst advice of the day award
goes to you
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>>28700092
This. Women are indecisive as fuck. The reason other anons are suggesting you never ask for a kiss and just go for it is because you will have more success with women if you don't give them a chance to overthink it and then it'll all boil down to whether or not she thinks it feels right.
This is the same reason a girl will sometimes push you away when you go to stick your dick in her even though you were fingering her seconds ago. Bitches have no idea what they want.
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>>28700065
>hugging girls
what are you some kind of faggot?
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>>28700136
True, but if a girl likes you it won't really matter what you say. OP probably could have asked in a less confusing/implication way and she would have said yes most likely.
Still it's not a very alpha way to handle it too and could be a turn off for many girls
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>>28699823
"I need to work on my game don't I"
ur a real lady killer op, nice job
She only kissed you because she felt bad about your assburgers disease
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>>28699863
Hes obviously american , duhhh
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>>28700227
This guys hotter
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>>28700282
I was drinking my friends beer guys.
Americans have great beer
And if I new to chug some shitty bud light or coors for a quick buzz then so be it.
Americans have great microbrew
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>>28699859
Op here
I asked a girl if I could kiss her once then proceeded to bang her
She was 4/10 though
I really need to break this damn habit
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