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Alright /fit/.

An overconfident manbeast has a has messaged me on OKC. This seems entirely exploitable so I'm posting it here.

The funniest pastas/responses I will message back to her. Give it your best shot. Will post results.
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>>28094435
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>28094435
Hi! few things to start off with :) 1. Yes I'm responding to you because you're a gorgeous, confident, curvy woman, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D
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>>28094435
Instead of being a complete asshole you could just send her a "hi but just not interested" message back.
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>>28094435

Let her suck your dick.
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tell her you want to slather her chest piggies in your muskrat grease
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I refuse to communicate with someone who froze Han Solo, you fucking monster.
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Damn
U r fat
Lol
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Disobedient avocado
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>>28094507
Do you really expect me to be an upstanding and proper human being? On 4chan?!

>>28094502
Using this first.
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I'm an alpha male
And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking them all.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner
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"Finally a bbw reponded to me. i'm a total chubby chaser. youre perfect"
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>kitchener
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Tell her you desperately seek attention on an anonymous anime image board.
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I'm just on here for some fun. Not looking for anything serious. You down with that?
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>>28094507

Agreed.

/fit/ thinks being a dick makes you "hurr derr alpha!"

no, it just makes you a dick.

OP why are you so insecure with yourself you have to lash out at others?
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jesus christ OP

you got yourself a real keeper
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Aight niggas we in it.

What's next?
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Just ignore her. I'm not thinking of her as a fat person, but as people who get turned down so often. /fit/ should be familiar with this feeling enough.
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>>28094600
ask her what the zipcode to her vagina is

since its probably so big
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>>28094584
Because I'm on okc to troll to begin with. I have a girlfriend already and she's aware of this.

>>28094596
Yeah that's what I thought...
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>>28094600
Wait for her to respond faggot
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>>28094631

Did you actually think that was funny?
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>>28094629
OK never mind this bitch crazy. Just read this >>28094596
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>>28094641
fucking TROLLED
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>>28094596
shiiiet.

>>28094600
lol
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>>28094633
What does your profile look like? Reasonably attractive and fit?
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>>28094435
Keep it short and to the point.

>Sorry, I'm not into husky guys.
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ey bb, lemme hold dem sweet bongos and put the "mad dic" in you
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holy shit lol. i think she's gonna fall in love with you after all that shit about fatphobia i saw on her profile
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>>28094600
jesus christ she must think you're autistic

i'm cringing
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>>28094669
lurk more, don't post anymore
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Oh god guys IT'S ALIVE....

Thirsty whale incoming. I fear i will not be able to stop her if she somehow finds me.

OP here, if this goes much further I fear for my own penis, for I will get raped, but herewego.jpg

By general consensus, which is the pasta you niggas want me to use?
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>>28094641
let the autist have his laugh
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>>28094600

>mfw op is about to get rejected
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>>28094705
You think you can come in my kitchen? I have relatives from not so far back that were Nimibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I don't know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion, especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. Come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the Zambutu bibjano; A.K.A. the trial of life. Until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldn't even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal, you aren't. Now go grow some Namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real.
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>>28094715
OP here. Look above sir.

The only thing I'm afraid of really is some white knight ruining this for the non white knights enjoying this, since I didn't bother to blur out the OKC name.
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>>28094705
OP I hope you are a fat fuck. Otherwise her "fat is beautiful" opinion has a slight issue.
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>>28094705
Don't you find it hard to be so mean to someone who is being so nice or am I forgetting pic related
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>>28094705
Kek/10
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>>28094435
Sorry Maddi, but I think you have the wrong idea. I like dick
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>>28094705
she sure is objectifying you
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>>28094705
lol i'd love to get cute and cook together, my favorite meal to cook is genetics.

I'm a sucker for dimples aswell haha, except i like em round the thighs ;o
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>>28094538
THIS. Listen to this man, OP.
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>>28094750
I'll be completely honest she's not quite ignorant enough and I may feel a little bad right now.

You are making my resolve waiver.
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>>28094705

>I'm a sucker for dimples too! Bet the back of your legs is covered in um
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>>28094793
OP its time to freak her the fuck out with some strange copypasta. its the least you can do for her and for us
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>>28094793
Just look at this fucking picture
>>28094596
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Would be kinda cool if you turned this around like this. lol >>28094776
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Pls OP continue
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>OP is a beta male who has to use sites or apps to talk to women
>then puts down people who reach out to him because muh epic /fit/ maymays
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>>28094793
Hold fast OP. Just think of all the thin privilege spewing spheres. Let the hate flow through you. You are doing this for all of us OP.
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>>28094705
OP, pls no, leave the poor girl alone, think about how miserable her life already is. I know she is the awful face of obese feminism but have mercy.

pls dont respond
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"That would be great, I like cooking with other people. Just ask my friend jesse, he has a pretty good recipe that he likes to throw chile into. "
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>>28094538
YES
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>>28094705
yeah bro, this IS funny but look how nice she is.

i say let her down easy and don't go further. shit, fuck her. who gives a damn.
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>>28094851

Why so mad Maddicows?
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"Have you ever eaten whale?"
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Though I disagree with modern feminism and the concept of "fatphobia", and I believe she's unattractive, it's hard to watch someone nice about to get insulted. She seems genuinely kind.
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hahahah fucking rekt OP :^)

master ruseman strikes again ayy lmao
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>>28094906
Faggot
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>>28094906
Okay.
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>>28094906
le no fun man
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>>28094906
damn OP she is about ten times more mature than you
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>>28094906
;_____;
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>>28094906
>we r anonemos
>we r legin
>we dnt furgive
>we dnt furgit
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>>28094906
>She thought she would play along
You fool! That would have been hilarious.
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>>28094906
OP here.....

Sigh... I figured one of you would do stupid shit like this.

I'm going to go ahead and blur the name out of the next whale that does this.

Fucking white knights mang.

I'll be back next time /fit/. dw.
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>>28094923
this
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>>28094906
TOP FUCKING KEK OMG I SPIT GRAPEFRUITJUICE ALL OVER MY JKEYBASDKJLF
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>>28094900
yeah I'm in the same boat. Abandon thread
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>>28094906
awww oh well
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>>28094906

>expose him

Of what? Lmao
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>>28094906

ebin
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>>28094906
ayy lmao
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>>28094938
will you back soon? as in tonight?
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>>28094906
found the fatty
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>>28094906
>pic related
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>>28094906
hey guys! look, i found the faggot!
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>>28094745
Looks like some >>28094906 white knight did, sadly.
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http://youtu.be/WhrbK254yRE

Critical mission failure
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>>28094851
>he does it for free
>only power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life

It applies to OP.
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>>28094906

This why i hate /PLG/
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Our secret fat-phobic clubhouse has been compromised! The fatties will invade any day now, get out while you still can everyone!
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>>28094978
>>28094962
>>28094960
>>28094938
>>28094913
>>28094982
>>28094992
>mfw the only reason I did it was for reactions like this
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>>28094435
>Kitchener

top kek
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Damn, /fit/ really start to become a really shit board, with all the white knights faggots and the high test alpha male shit.
Look like there is more fatass on /fit/ than other things.
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>>28094435

Fuck her and Film it, we won't judge you.
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>>28095011

you're my hero.

But come on, son, she's like 300 pounds and trying to get with a /fit/bro, She holds herself too high.

Bitch kinda deserved this
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>>28095011
>i'm just pretending to be retarded :DDDD
meme yourself
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>>28095035
lol OP made a /b/-tier thread. deal w/ it baby
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>>28095035
Doing /b/ tier shit isn't alpha or cool.
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Come again? I look like a young John F Kennedy you faggot fuck. I fucking look like Jesus and smell like Versace candles you cunt battalion general. You should THANK me for even replying to your thick eyebrowed having ass. I fuck R&B singers. Rihannas are in my contact list. Rihannas only. Fucking champagne onion booty with bleached assholes you cunted basement rat. I'm a modern day cowboy. I lay my dick on 600 thousand miles of highway with a 5 ton beast and eat pussy for breakfast. Strippers pay me to spit in their mouth you shit cunt. Respect royalty.
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>>28095043
Please point out anywhere in this thread where I presented myself as a retard.
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>>28094906
I want Reddit to leave.
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>>28094984
Op here. Lol'd because true.

I was only going to take some of the mild pastas, maybe call her a tank in the last one then peace out.

Whales like this come around a dime a dozen, none of them actually read the profile they're going to message and just begin the conversation with "hey there :)"

If she had actually messaged me with genuine interest besides my goddamn dimples, I most likely would've sent her on her way back in the seaworld tank.
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>>28095064
reddit.com

there you go.
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>>28095058
as soon as you showed that one chick what was up you should have let OP fall on his ass so that he'd learn a lesson instead he's going to keep doing this for shits and giggles and think it's okay to make someone feel like shit
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>not blocking out the username

You are at fault for this OP. You should have known there are fat chicks ready to get mad everywhere.
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>tfw you realize OP gave her more material for the article she's writing.
>tfw there is no face to describe my face.
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>>28095095
she blocked him, stupid. nothing else was going to happen
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>>28094502
You should so do this, see how she reacts.
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>>28094851
Why are you here?

You clearly aren't a regular on /fit/
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>>28095116
you're right except he just made a post that he was going to do this to more whales
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>>28095011
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>>28095115
She's a fat acceptance blogger, and now she knows OP was doing this because /fit/ wanted to see the results.

OP may have just accidentally declared war on the whole fat acceptance movement in the name of all of /fit/. I'm okay with this.
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>>28095024
Didn't even notice. This she-beast lives an hour from me, as does OP
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>>28095097
I know. I regret it immensely.

I won't leave the username in the title again. Nor the location. My fault for being lazy.

>>28095115
.... Holyyyy shit.

>>28095095
Fall on my ass in what sense? I have a girlfriend and she knows I have an OKC account.

The worst that could possibly happen is i get banned from OKC for being a troll. Whoop de doo.
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>>28094958
landwhales are as desperate for dick as they are hungry

All he would have to do is lead on a fatty and she'll obsess over him
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>theres a whale lurking this thread right now (guaranteed as shes loving this attention)
>shes going to find other parts of /fit/
>tumblr raids soon
YOU FOOLS, YOUVE BLOWN IT UP!
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>>28095164
worst thing is your girlfriend finds out you get off from bringing others down and in your free time shitpost on a polynesian picture board
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Jesus Christ, this thread got me thinking. What the fuck am I doing here? I came here to get fit, and get others fit. Not to be the little group of assholes in middle school who all got together to make fun of that one nice kid who liked someone who turned out to be a bastard. Fuck OP, get your head out of your ass and do some squats so it won't get stuck there again.
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>>28095238
>Tumblrinas find Fat People Stories and Fat Hate threads
>get triggered and commit mass (ehehe) suicide
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>>28095248
She used to lurk 4chan too. We didn't meet through it obviously, but it came up one time and she used to lurk /b/.

She's aware of all this. She just hardly cares.

But hey, whatever makes you happy, thinking you're above someone because in your shining, internet-clad white knight armor, you'll clearly hit up that damsel some day!

OP out.
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>>28095309
>chick used to browse /b/
>she's probably shown people on this board her tits
>your girlfriend is a fucking /b/tard
fucking topkek OP you're a real fucking winner i bet she's real randumb
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>>28094906
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>>28095324
>Implying every user fits every stereotype on every board.
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>>28095123
I've been here since tinytrip still posted.

/fit/ was x10 better then simply because less manlet shit which was funny but beaten to death by constant overuse.
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>>28095343
it's one thing if a guy goes on here but usually when a girl or something that self identifies as a girl goes on here it's because they have mental problems or are attention whores
OP's gf is either a turbo slut or has daddy issues
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>>28095385
ayy lmao
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>>28095385
>I was here before hating manlets was mainstream
>love me
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>>28095392
>when a girl or something that self identifies as a girl goes on here it's because they have mental problems or are attention whores
w-what if they just like funny things and wanted a source of information that isn't shitty women's magazines.
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>>28095422
they have google for that or bb
why go on a site with so much racism,perversion,hate, and misinformation when they have tons of other sites with people willing to give solid advice
seriously people have died because of the information given from this site
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>>28095422
then go to /r/fitness
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>>28095419
epic reaction face and response bro :^)

>love me
Dat projection
>implying I care if summerfags on /fit/ love me
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>>28094938
we will be looking forward to it
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>>28094906
>just doing what I can m'lady
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>>28094906
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE EXIST?
WHY DO YOU FIND HUMOR IN RUINING OUR FUN?
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No idea why some people think attacking ithers or trying to hurt somebodys self esteem is cool or alpha. Not white knighting id never fuck that girl in a million years. But id never say anything unkind to her either. Maybe because i dont have insecurity issues like OP
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>>28095151
If she blogs about this board my obliques will shatter.
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>>28095297
>implying they have the guts (hue) for that
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>>28095446
I don't know about the dying part. I'm pretty sure if anyone's died from 4chan, then they would've died anyway from one thing or another.
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>>28094906
Eat dick faggot
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>>28094906
Eat dick cum guzzler
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>>28094705
Jesus OP, she actually seems like a nice person. Don't fuck her up here man, let her down gently. Impressing your internet friends doesn't put inches on your dick so don't be an asshole all your life. Just tell her your not interested in a relationship but she seems cool so if she wants to hang out you'd be down for that. Then subtly guide her onto the road of getting /fit/ and save her from her obesity cause she actually seems like a decent person.
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>>28095011
Don't try to justify being a douchebag
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>>28095627
the guy who took all those vitamins only has so long to live now
also there were people on /b/ who decided to do the make your own crystals thing and they died
some people even did the "spoon trick" where they took tape and wrapped it around a spoon after heating it up using a burner and then cooling it off with water which made it explode shrapnel
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>>28094906
wow, such an epic ruse, faggot.
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Just let her suck ya dick m80
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LEL, I think she deleted her account, can somebody who has an OKC account check?

>>28095675
>Jesus OP, she actually seems like a nice person.

By the third word of her self-summary she's already admitted she hates men, but sure, she's probably really nice >>28094596
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>>28094906
You're a god damn faggot
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>>28095734
yep
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>>28095164
>.... Holyyyy shit.
Lel.

Trolls remorse is a bitch.
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>>28095755
Lel.

Probably the smart move all things considered. She seems smarter than the average tumblr tier femitard, credit where it's due.
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>>28094435
Mutha fucking OP, do this yah cunt.
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>>28094435
>Kitchener
kill yourself
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OP here. She's apparently famous now.

https://twitter.com/Maddicus

Good job whoever the white knight was. Incoming crusade of "empowered feminist fatphobia combatants" to demolish the streets and literally roll over you.
I don't care how many squats you do. When 2 tons of steamroller in the shape of angry feminist whales comes charging at you, no amount of gains will save you.

What would've been a harmless troll will mean doom for us all one day.

You have been warned.
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>>28096156
Maddie @Maddicus · 18m
if u need me ill be in the bathroom actually throwing up bc this entire experience has made me sick to my stomach.

>keep that up and she might actually lose some weight

>/fit/ did good today
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>>28096156
let's be honest OP, this was some /b/-tier shit and the anal ravaging caused by the guy ratting on you was funnier than your messages were going to be anyway
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>>28094906

>yfw this actually WAS Brian
>yfw he actually was posting this from the kitchen
>yfw Brian is not your stereotypical guy
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>>28094906
I'm dying over here. ayy lmao
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>>28096156
where the chubby guys with luscious beards at????????????
10:54pm - 8 Aug 14

Her type, op confirmed for fat as fatass
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>>28096156
holy shit i`m so happy i showed her the thread now.

kek
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>>28096156
Lol that background.
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>>28096156
>now accepting applicants for a new boy toy

Your loss OP. Also:

>i should write about all the different places around town that are completely ruined by experiences with gross dudes.

And this was before this thread.
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>>28096202

REKT
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>>28096156
Like this isn't a good thing for /fit/. Don't be a bitch. Any press is good press. We might get some to finally lose weight.
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>>28096197
That tweet had a nigga dead tho
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>>28096156
how the fuck is she famous? 121 followers and neither of her two tweets about this have any replies or retweets
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>>28096284
>>28096197
>>28096156
Can we all just send this landwhale pictures of Scooby on twitter?
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>>28096284
bitch is hungry 24/7 and that background isn't helping
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>>28096284

I can't believe this isn't a photoshop
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>>28096156
Oh man this is hilarious. This dumb, fat bitch is now tweeting about the experience. Too much for me.

Get fucked, bitch. I hate this fat acceptance shit and feminism in general. The sooner you eat yourself into a muhsoginy induced heart attack, the better. You might even solve the climate crisis, as global warming may actually be being caused by your mass affecting the path and tilt of the Earth.

I'm surprised your fucking Jimmy Dean sausage fingers can even hit the keys properly in order for you to type up all those feminist tweets.

Is it hard to be a feminist that nobody wants to rape?
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>>28096322
>becuz 4chan is leejun and w0w amonimus raid yu.

Seriously though, she's incredibly overconfident for a landwhale.
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>>28096329
THIS
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>>28095678
>>28095675
pussys, i bet you were both bullied at school
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>>28096342
yes yes unleash all that rage
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>>28096362
Who wasn't?
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http://phatbottomedqurl.tumblr.com/

lol she even has an instagram. more like instaHAM am i right guys?
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Hey girl, if you are reading this, I just want to let you know... Hi, I'm Brian! I'm a user of the /fit/ boards on 4chan! Don't worry, not all of us on here are fatphobic arsehole muscleheads, if anything, I'll be the one buying the protein powder :D
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>>28094906
fukin regged
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>>28096373
Why not? Odds are, she is reading this thread right now. I just want her to know that "misogyny" and the culture of looking down on unhealthy people is all she's going to find here. And the more the feminists/fatties attack us, the stronger we get.

We aren't picking on her. She chose OP to message, being the hypocrite she is. We were just having some innocent fun with her, and now she's upset. I just want her to know that this is completely her fault.
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>>28096409

Gonna send some sicknasty messages to her.

The white knight could have stopped this by just letting us have our fun originally. Wouldn't have been nearly as 'traumatizing' to her in that case too.

>tfw 4chan gives another tumblrite PTSD
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>>28096156
>>28096284
Oh god thank you white knight for this. Turn out way better than usual okc trolling
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>>28096409
http://phatbottomedqurl.tumblr.com/aboutme

>she's 19 years old

She's going to be dead by 30
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Whoever did this is a beautiful son of a bitch
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>>28096440
white knight here. don't give a fuck m8. i just did it because OP making a /b/-tier thread and the reactions would be funny
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>>28094516
this, simple and gets to the point
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>>28096460

>'My le epic trolling trolls troll routine...'
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Guys, what if she wants the attention? Shouldn't we halt this thread so we can't give her any fuel for her deluded head?
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yadda yadda women's rights...
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>>28096434
She apparently likes chubby guys so op is fat too
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>>28096472
salty af. ;-)
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>>28096453
Thank you sir, I try to bring glory to the natty king's name :')
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>>28096453
kek
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>>28096487

The only thing thats salty is the semen I am spilling on my screen upon your epic trolling, my friend.

You'd think I'd be pissed from my reaction, but I'm actually not like most /fit/ guys. My name is Brian, and if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D
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>>28096486
She likes chubby guys publicly, when she's posting on her twitter.
But somewhere in the thread before OP's cover got blown it was revealed that he was somewhat attractive or something like that. That's why the people who actually read the thread wanted this bitch to be toyed with.
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>>28096486
>>28096529

http://phatbottomedqurl.tumblr.com/post/93695262392

She likes chubby guys alright.
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>>28096453
golden
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>mfw this whole thread
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i wonder if she is still looking at this thread.
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>>28096577
yeah i am and I checked em
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>>28096584
Prove you're "maddi" or gtfo.
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>>28096483
>#supermoon
>that's no moon
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>>28094906


Whale, that's that
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>>28096584
pic with timestamp
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>>28094906

Fatass detected
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THE CYBERBULLYING NEEDS TO STOP
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>>28096617
>>28096601

Why would she know about checking dubs if she thought a post on 4chan would make her famous you fucking idiots
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>>28096529
op pls
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>>28096156

LMFAO
SHE POSTS ABOUT "GROSS DUDES'


OH GOD
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maddie if your in here FUCK OFF and CLOSE THE THREAD
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>>28094906
Kill yourself white knight faggot
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>>28096284

Underrated post.


Guys, this might be actually the best post ever
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>>28096634
but when will they?
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bruh who did this LOL
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>>28096689
IDK BUT THEY BETTER FOLLOW ME BACK
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It's ok guys, she drink diet coke, she's healthy.
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>>28096605
kek just noticed this
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>>28096700
god damn that putting names on coke labels is the most genius fucking advertising campaign ever
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>>28094507
This. Don't hurt others, anon. Just because they are inferior human garbage, doesn't mean they don't have feelings.
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SS + GOMAD =
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>>28096735
>all of my keks
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>ontario
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>>28096700
every fat girl ive ever met loves diet coke
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>>28096735
>what she could have looked like if she wasn't a backwards fatass bitch
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/maddiepiotrowski

facebook if yall need it
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>>28096749
>tfw you found this hot
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>>28096709
I go to Walmart and always see a couple of idiots digging through multiple crates of soda just to find 1 coke with their name on it. Unbelievable.
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>>28096779
Shitimbald/10
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>>28096749
>>28096778
so did i. i just checked out her profile, and her pic is gone.

i'd totally hook up with her.
>>
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>>28096767
noice
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>>28096791
>tastes like bacon
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>>28096791
>>28096767
i honestly hope shes still in this thread

maddie if you are pls post
pls

i will protect you
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>>28096809
kek
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>>28096767
Fuark /fit/, this is someone real, let's just go to bed and enjoy that sweet gh.

>b4 whiteknight

Just remember about our poor /fit/izen on the other end of OKC and the trash that will come to our beloved home
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>>28096809
no safety here
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>fat, loud & always wearing lip stick. Feminist, Body positive, Music addict, Psychology Enthusiast, Cat Mom!

why does she think people will like her for saying this. all of it just shouts "failure at life" and "crazy cat lady"
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Jesus Christ, take this shit to /b/ where it belongs. I don't want /fit/ associated with this shitty garbage.
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>>28096840
She lives in a "muh feelings!" protecting bubble. But every once in a while reality happens and it's hilarious.
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>>28094906
Good stuff man. Everyone in this thread is a dick.
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>>28096849
/fit/ is for fitness, she is an abomination to what we stand for
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>>28096826
>>28096849

nah fuck that, have a look at pic related and see the bs echo chamber feminism causes. now poor maddie here is gonna stay fat and die early and lonely with her cats because we can't bully her
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>>28096865
lol. showing her this thread has probably done more emotional damage to her than OP just rejecting her
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>>28096872
oop forgot pic
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>tfw used to know a fat gril a lot like maddie and she used to tell me that she wonders why she never got laid and how no one chooses to fuck her
>tfw never had the heart to just say "its because you're fat" because i didn't want to offend her and because she already knew the answer to the question anyway
>tfw she looked like a slob
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lawl
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>>28096882
Social Darwinian values hold little water when it comes to most things but when it comes to selecting the ideal mate it's pretty obvious that it's not just discrimination and malice that breeds this kinda culture.

lose some weight present yourself as a better version of yourself to attract the mate you want

Or give up and accept the impending cardiac arrest.
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based maddie pls dont die
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>>28096920
kek
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holy shit finally a good /fit/ thread. I've been waiting like 2 months.
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>>28096955
>wah i have to sit in a room hooked up to a machine for 35 minutes
Try being hooked up to one for two straight weeks, a few times a year, with the machine hooked up to a needle hanging half an inch out of your chest.

Fucking cunt
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>>28094906
shrekening
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>>28096453
>look at this guy's twitter
>likes league of legends
>attractive
>lives nearby

pls be bf
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Maddi is now the new queen of /fit/.

She will guide all of you beta faggots to your gains.

She's living proof GOMAD + SS works.

Bow down nerds.
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>>28096980
She will probably know what that's like when she has a heart attack
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>>28096791

>You're in a club and this hambeast slaps your ass

what do?

btw she's 5'4" and 350lbs
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>>28096955
BUT HEALTH AT EVERY SIZE
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>>28096453

no homo this nigga is beautiful
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>>28096991
Hit those DMs brah, we'll duo
>n-no homo
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>>28097030
>>28096991

not rly hes quite average. hes a mixture of cute and average
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>>28097046
>>28097030
You niggas gonna make me blush, ive always wanted to be a mixture of cute and average
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topkek
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>>28097046
That's where about that I stand
I hope he's not too tall
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>>28097046
you obviously don't know what average is. he's far above average.
>>
edgy
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>>28097062
yeah anon it'll get you laid for sure
girls probably 'mire you
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>>28096453
>>28096503
>>28096991
>>28097030
samefag lol
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>>28097074
Don't be butthurt m8, he's a solid 6.5/10
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I give a little
Into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

Oh and in the middle,
I hear the voices and they're calling for me now (I know)
And nothing's gonna wake me now
'Cause I'm a slave to the sound

And they're calling,
Don't stop, no, I'll never give up
And I'll never look back, just hold your head up
And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough
They keep saying
Don't stop, no it's never enough
I'll never look back, never give up
And if it gets rough, it's time to get rough

But now I'm falling, falling, falling
Falling, falling, falling,
Falling, falling, falling, falling, oh
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>>28097082

nope
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>>28097104
you're standards are whack then
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>>28097082
>>
>>28095255
same man, same.
>tfw you used to be that one nice kid
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>>28097082
rekt
>>28097118
>>
>>28097082
Only the second one was me, I'm not tryna ride my own dick, I ain't shit

>>28097074
I'm 5'11 but only 18, so hopefully I can still make it
>pray with me, brothers
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>>28097134
>I'm 5'11

be happy you're not a manlet like me broi
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>>28097118
>>28097116
Appreciate the backup, guys :^)
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>>28097134
i was about 5ft 11 my senior year of high school and about a year or two after that i went up to about 6ft 1

theres still time to grow, i heard some people grow until they're in their low to mid 20s

there still might be time 4 u. if not then at least 5'11 is a decent height, tall enough to not be a total manlet and girls will think you're a good height (which is all that matters)
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>>28097134
I was 5' two years ago, age 17
Now I'm 5'3"

There is still hope for you
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>>28096757
I'm a fat girl and that shit gives me migraines.
>>
which one of you /fit/izens are from Ottawa mane?
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>This thread

Man, it really brings the worst out, doesn't it? I don't think you guys have a shred of self awareness. It's like /b/-lite, you guys are probably 15-19 year olds that worship zyzz and try to troll online like he did. Shit, some fuckers here even have twitter troll accounts with reaction images as profile pictures.

Shit, was I meant to jerk you guys off and tell you how epic this is? Sorry
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>>28097180
You should lift
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>>28097180
oh so youre a crystal light fan

nice
i
c
e
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>>28097114

Is she talking about binge-eating from her fridge?
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>>28097190
You are taking this too seriously
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>>28097171
>>28097160
>>28097145
You gentlemen give me hope of taller times, natty king bless you
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>this thread will 404 in your lifetime
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>>28097228
oh well

at least there will be other great threads in our lifetimes. many threads have passed and many threads will come. we probably still haven't even seen the funniest threads of our lives yet anon
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>>28097228
>1992 was 48 years ago
>>
Aww she's kind of cute. Take her out a few times. Maybe she'll S your D
>>
>>28097215
Look at this thread. It's a jerkcircle with some of the most uncreative, reused jokes /fit/ has ever seen.

It's like /s4s/ with a vague fitness theme
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Jeez guys, poor girl.
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>>28097244

nah man, /fit/ has been on steady decline since 2011 (The year of our Lords passing)
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>>28094906
This was probably 10x funnier than whatever ruse the faggot OP had in mind anyway.

i aint even mad
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>>28097246
>>
>>28097246
>jurassic park the movie premiered closer to the extinction of the dinosaurs than to the present day
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>>28097264
everything, like roiding, is cyclical.
you never know when /fit/ will come back
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>>28097252
slip your discs?
>>
>>28094906
what a fucking retard
summer pls die
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>>28097246
>tfw 2005 was 40 years from yesterday
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>>28097030
mirin' ur aesthetics, brah
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>>28097354
Thanks brah :')
>>
>>28094539
But this board is for improving yourself, so at least take his advice and try to become a decent human bean.
>>
>>28096735
Kek
>>
>>28094906
>>28097372
>>28097354
>>28097030

a perfectly good whale thread gets samefagged, and ruined. Summer pls end.
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>>28097383
A for effort though!!
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>>28097383
n
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>>28096796
>top middle
fucking asian canadians are always hot, ours are tan and americanized
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>>28094552
>Feel free to buy her a new computer
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>>28097409
>thinking you're clever using the ol "photoshopped screenshot samefag ninja maneuver"
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>>28094705
top kek
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>>28096447
>tumblr filled with /fit/ dudes she will never get
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OP here. This thread got bigger than I expected.

I am genuinely satisfied with the turn this has taken despite my failure in originally blurring out her name.

A+ job anon. The Twitter responses had me practically dying of laughter.
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>>28097409
>>28097418
fuck you put a lot of effort into samefagging bro
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Imagine hitting on an attractive girl on okc and actually getting replies only to get a message from a completely different girl on okc like:

>"just so you know the girl that's flirting with you has been posting screenshots of your conversation in our secret girl forum, and we're all laughing at how you pathetic you are."

Then you visit the forum, and it's all just girls talking about how you're disgusting and autistic and a creeper.

--because that is literally what we just did. That is what just actually happened in this thread.
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>>28097455
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>>28097462
no a girl would have just posted it straight to facebook for her friends to mock you
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>>28097455
>>28097438
I'm about to just start tripping so you niggas believe me
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>>28094906
well now I can go to bed
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>>28094900
>She seems genuinely kind.
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>>28095049
>implying anyone would have ever come to this website if not for /b/
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>>28095116
>she blocked him
no she didn't
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>>28097480
Idunno, I like to think I've been in some pretty crummy situations in my past, and I like to think those experiences have maybe made me a more empathetic person and maybe less inclined to put other folks in crummy situations.

This was kinda' fucked up, and I think y'all know that. If this had happened to me I don't know what I'd do.
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>>28097545
read

>>28094906

again.

"i thought id play along then expose him but i just blocked him."

You fucking idiot.
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>>28095255
man tits detected
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>>28097468
still samefag
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>yfw the titcow commits suicide because of this
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>>28097631
good one less fat grill in the world
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>>28097631
I think a couple of us would if we found ourselves in this situation, honestly.

Man I've been rejected by girls before but thank god it was never like this.
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>>28094906
Damn, dude. I did feel bad but I wouldn't have gave her the link. It ciuld have just been an encounter with a weirdo cunt for, but now she's seeing hundreds of comments. So in a way, by trying to be the good guy, you became the worst guy
>>
>>28097731
my intentions weren't to help her. they were to ruin OP's epic thread
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>>28097744
You made the thread epic with that.

Gj m8
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>>28094705
whatever it is please make reference to how she must have lots of experience in the kitchen and eating food
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>>28095011
If you had any sense you faggot you would have had your cake and eaten it (rekin OP) and used that as a premise to lure the fatlord into a false sense of security and took up OP's crown.
But you're probably just a faggot white knight

>>28095043
Yeah, this.
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>>28096156
Someone with twitter should call out clymer for being a racist and abusing women.
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