Okay, Chris, where are you and how did you manage to pull this stupid shit off?
>U wot m8
Someone call the ISS, cause my sides are gone.
holy shit my seids are orbiting the great attractor right now
You dumb motherfuckers are going to get creatine banned.
You stupid sons of bitches. I know the people on this site don't lift so it'll be funny. Fucking idiots are the reason 1,3Dim was banned as well.
This is fucking incredible, while we're talking about dicks and feels those niggas at misc are trolling media better than /b/ ever did. This Elliot thing keeps getting better and better day by day, everyday i find out something new that makes it so much funnier than the day before i can't wait to see what tomorrow brings
Should have said steroids.
>mfw imaging all the teens getting their gains confiscated and sent to counseling by "creatine aware" paranoid parents
Yea i'm not a fan of forum layouts, i used to go on bodybuilding a while back but every time you asked a question it was always "stats post stats retard we can't do anything without your stats" i got sick of it. Then again here it's "dick post dick pic retard we can't do anything without seeing your dick"
mein sides!! Bravo Chris, Bravo
I can't believe after all the things Chris told her, the paragraphs of bullying he received the mirror decided to go with creatine did it. She's going to get sacked for this when they find out it was a troll and she deserves to be for such shitty journalism. Who the fuck prints a story based off what some random guy on Facebook tells you who shows no proof of even knowing Elliot
>U Wot M8
they do this all the time and they don't give a fuck as long as it sells newspapers
>mfw I'll have to go and buy a copy to laugh about it with the missus tonight
its FITMISC not misc
misc is fucking shit these days, thanks purely to the cunt mods and admins which ban for anything
mentioning elliot at all was a permabannable offense for the first few days
Take it easy you faggot. People die everyday, but you want to join this circlejerk because it has worldwide attention and give yourself a pat on the back for feeling some sort of obligatory sympathy. Do you "feel numb" when kids are starving and dying every day? Or when innocent people die everyday? No you don't, so shut the fuck up.
1000/10 how can this be real how can they be so dumb
you can spell it as 'faggot' on here. in case you didn't know, faggot.
this made it to the daily mail as well
funniest shit I've seen in a long time
The media is the problem. They immortalize these psychopaths with the fanatic emotionally-intrusive coverage, make money off the stories (vicariously, the death of these 6 people) and the end result is copy-cats and incentivizing suicidal nut-jobs to do the same thing as a means to being remembered forever and finally noticed.
I'd say the media deserves a bit of trolling
You know they will cover up its trolling, and make creating actually pass for a drug that if abused births virgin mad manlets and will thus be banned at least in the US and UK, right?
It's different, being anonymous is great. On forums you'll get negged and people will just ignore what you say if you have or had unpopular opinions once upon a time. Upboats on reddit and reps on bb.com are the same shit.
Sup brahs, miscer here
Here's all the info, on page two. A miscer named hugh woattmeigh got banned on misc earlier this month and someone ended up making a facebook group named RIP hugh woattmeigh so made it even more legit. Today is the day we come together
>tragic squatting accident
Look up RIPHughWoatmeigh on facebook
No brah, the miscer just got banned and he decided to use his name, because it made it even more lulzy
Just goes to show that you shouldn't always believe what the media is telling you.
Holy fucking kek
pls die Nick Wright
No, but i have the pasta about Hughs accident, such a tragedy
A young man has been left permanently paralysed from the neck down in the latest "deadlifting" tragedy
Hugh Wattameigh, 22, says he wished he had died after the standard form deadlift in which he attempted a 350KG deadlift ended lying face down convulsing on a gym mat.
Yesterday, his devastated mother warned others against the activity, which has already caused several deaths across Great Britain.
Pam Bond, 44, said: "The first words he said to me when he woke up were, "I'm paralysed, Mum. I don't want to live anymore".
"My son's life and dreams are completely ruined. It's heart-wrenching.
"I'm in total shock. No mother should have to see their son in hospital unable to move. He's paralysed from the neck down for life.
"He's good with his hands and he can fix and make anything.
"He keeps saying to me, "Mum, I'm a vegetable".
"How many people need to be hurt before people realise the dangers of deadlifting?"
Gym instructors and personal trainers have issued frequent warnings about deadlifting, in which gym goers lift a weighted barbell from the floor.
Mr Peters, a plumber from Plymouth, was working out as usual at his local gym, on Sunday.
He had been trained to deadlift, and had been doing so for several years despite warning from his physician.
An adrenaline rush, and a group of friends encouraging him, he attempted the lift, breaking his neck and damaging his spine in front of his horrified girlfriend Katy Heart, 23.
Three memebers of staff rushed to help him immediatly.
He is now in intensive care in Derreford Hospital, Plymouth.
He said there yesterday: "I wish I could turn back the clock but now I'm just going to have to try to deal with it.
"I want to warn people that you should never deadlift, it puts too much pressure on your spine, sooner or later it will give out. "It can happen so quickly. In a matter of seconds my life changed for ever."
Another young man was badly hurt in a gym in Hampshire deadlifting on the same day as Mr Peters.
rainy Wells, 26, from Waterlooville, Brumford, deadlifted 185KG under the supervision of a level 3 certified personal trainer.
Doctors treating him in Southampton General Hospital's neurological unit have told him he may never walk again.
An RNBB spokesman said: "Deadlifitng, even with a straight back loads the spine, a slight jerk or break in form under pressure can lead to serious, and permenant injury."
You sir just won the internet. If this shit hits some medium, you absolutley MUST post here. My god... but it probably won't because it's so far fetched omg.
ghettocandyman was posting here in a different thread. That's where OP got his images. He's my IRL bro.
Oh my dear god this is way too good to be true. Monitoring news so hard right now.
THIS FUCKING THREAD
> the media sure is always right
> they do their research, right?
this is so stupid, i cant actually believe that this is possible
Thank god someone had the pasta ready
I love you all
jakes on you.
I use real celltech because creatine doesn't do shit.
maybe if you ate more than 350 calories per day, you would have made gains
My gf is Diana Boll and my FwB is Anna Varona
My best bro is Tyrone Testos
Also, do leangains if you wanna become a supreme gentleman
>THIS RUBBLEROUSER THOUGHT HE COULD GET AWAY WITH INGESTING CREATINE, BUT AS YOU'LL SEE FROM THE FOLLOWING DASH CAM FOOTAGE THIS PERPS DRUG FUELED RAGE WILL ONLY END IN BLOODSHED.
My sides were not ready at this time of the morning.
i can confirm, I was Shiek Ekunt
> Eating this shit up
I want a job with ABC for this.
no need to bullshit. his grandfather was british, took photos of wwII, including jewish victims. he wasn't jewish. he doesn't even look jewish. unless you think every guy that has come into contact with jews is jewish, i can't understand where you are getting that from. and the only reason your not posting a source is because the credibility is likely shit if it even exists.
>Do you want creatine to be banned?
I'm a non responder so I don't give a shit.
Also this could only cause a ban in the US or some equally stupid country.
>Do you not want this hoax public?
Why wouldn't you want it to spread further?
Let it get on the evening news, then we'll talk.
>mfw British teens all over the land have to hide their creatine from concerned parents
>inb4this gets brought up in parliament and David Cameron tried to have creatine banned to desperately try and improve his image and fend off UKIP a little
we have a turd in the punch bowl
>Only 4 days after the incident, a journalist of the UK newspaper Daily Mirror put up an article claiming a friend of Elliot Rodger had noticed him getting 'addicted' to creatine, a bodybuilding supplement.   The friend was in fact a visitor of another bodybuilding forum who used one of the common jokes on creatine to trick the journalist. . Creatine monohydrate is a safe and well-researched molecule, produced in the body, but also found in foods, mostly meat, eggs and fish. 
literally laughed out loud
not even once man
not even once
you've done it, you've killed my slides. my god I can't stop laughing.
Thing is, it's on the front page of the New York Post, which is the 13th-oldest and seventh-most-widely circulated newspaper in the United States. It's not exactly like one fringe newspaper somewhere reported it.
Alright, who pooped the party? Why you party poopers gotta poop on parties? You should have let them figure out it was bullshit on their own. I was looking forward to seeing where it stopped, if it stopped at all. Let it get on CNN before you blow your load, cunts. Trolling low-hanging fruit like the Daily Mail isn't good enough.
i can just imagine a show like dog the bounty hunter
>”hi my name is Mike. And I’m apart of the creatine task force we got a call from a concerned mother, that her son was taking creatine so we’ve been sent to investigate.”
>the phone call from the mother
>”help my son please I think he’s on the creatine, all he can think of is pumping pumping pumping. I think he might kill people soon, he has started to use mannerisms I have never heard before such as light weight, sick gainz, and I’m concerned he thinks he is this man called zeez.”
>arrives at house
>”steve go to the back door just in case he trys to run with his stash were going to get him no matter what”
>kicks door down
>dyel kid sitting on the computer browsing /fit/
>”what the fuck are you doing kicking the door down you assholes!”
>”he’s getting homicidal we need to calm him down”
>shoots taser at the kid
>starts to violently convulse on the floor
>”not so tough now that your creatine muscles which are holding more water due to your poison”
>probably the most well read left and right wing tabloids sans the Sun
legit. Only the Sun could've got more coverage. The Times, Telegraph and Guardian wouldn't touch this story with a barge pole
>What precipitated the reporters’ error is the fact that Hugh Woatmeigh’s Facebook profile seems legitimate, complete with videos from ‘friends’ who mourned his tragic death. Only Hugh never existed. The name Hugh Woatmeigh is a homophone of the popular meme ‘U WOT M8? which translates to ‘You what, mate?’ The meme is posted frequently on bodybuilding forums and elsewhere to express surprise.
>”heh his powerful anabolic drug has now been used against him”
>son is now in handcuffs on the floor a current being shot through him every 10 secs so he doesn’t kill everyone in the room
>searching containers in his room
>”ohh he’s a smart bastard he put it in an empty fish oil container thinking we wouldn’t chech there but we know how these filthy people think”
>puts finger in licks some of his finger
>starts staggering around growling like a wild beast as everyone looks on horrified finally recovers much to the relief of everyone in the room
>”ohhh shit this is that creapure shit we have a hard core addict, I’m sorry ma’am we have to send him to 4 years minimum rehab to get this toxin out of his blood I’m sorry.”
>”I think we just might have saved your life son what do you say”
>”what the fuck is going on?!”
>Mike delivers a punch to his head
>his mother gasps
>”don’t you worry he is more creatine than natty the real son in there didn’t feel a thing”
>mother smiles “thank you creatine task force for helping me”
>”all the dangers of my job are worth it just to see another family not torn apart from creatine”
90% of the journalism today is a joke. It's a race in who can get to and print the story the fastest.
Disregard any credible sources as long as you have a catchy headline that will sell copies.
>To understand how such elaborate trolling is possible, it’s necessary to examine the underground culture of bodybuilding forums. Since steroids are illegal in the United States, users have come to refer to them as ‘creatine’.
Shit, I didn't need my sides anyway.
>someone kills 6 people
>bb.cum posters troll media into blaming creatine
>average non-vegetarian human intake at least 3g per day through meat
>don't do research
>newspapers and media channels getting rekt
it's in food, what are they going to do genetically alter our molecules to not create creatine when we intake meat
>that Zyzz headstone shop
my fucking sides
someone cap this for future generations
credit to fitMISC
old MISC doesnt do shit anymore. Mods have killed it.
My Jeffs when I just walked to the local corner shop and it's actually in the newspaper.
oh man I wonder if this'll bounce to news in my country. elliott already made it on major news websites, maybe not on papers. literally everyone except me and a few friends would be clueless.
I'm in Turkey, and yeah news about the shooting and Elliott made it to online news here too, even caused huge feminist debates online. I'm wondering if the creatine bit will get through.
One time when I was pretty new to lifting a guy came up to me in the locker room saying he had seen me training hard, but I was only going to make it so far unless I took some extra 'supplimentation'. Of course I knew what he was talking about, I had heard of professional athletes and bodybuilders taking creatine, I know even arnie admitted to using it before, but I was skeptical. "What about the health risks?" I asked him, and he just laughed. "LMAO BRUH U WANT GET SWOLLEN OR U WANT BE PHAGGOT?". I was taken aback by his reaction, but this guy was jacked so I decided to give it a shot. Little did I know I was setting myself up for months of torment and pain. The creatine addiction took hold almost immediately, violent mood swings, extreme aggression, I even noticed my balls started shrinking, but I just couldn't get enough, the gains I was making were incredible so I just had to take more and more. I was lashing out at my friends and family, all I cared about was the gains, I pushed everyone close to me away and even lost my job because of my mood swings. The last straw came when one day before I worked out I injected twice my usual dose of creatine before I went to the gym. The last thing I remember is breaking my deadlift PR, then I woke up in the hospital. I could've died that day, the doctor said I had 3 times a lethal dose in my system. There must've been an angel in heaven looking out for me because thank Zyzz I survived and since then I have never taken that foul chemical again and have made it my mission in life to warn others of the horrifying side effects.
Creatine. Not even once
Facebook dot com slash RIPHughWoatmeigh
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the zyzz grave... fuarrrk my sides
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