You know the drill >tfw huge narcissist >have to glance

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>>8933632

>two years into accutane
>skin still feels and look like shit

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>born with almost jet black hair
>genetic early graying
>dad's hair went completely white at ages 23-24

>a few years to go
>already have a noticeable amount of glorious white strands
>tfw one of the only people in the world to experience going from brunette to blonde at such a young age

this is actually fucking great
if I didn't have special snowflake syndrome before, then I sure as hell have it now
god damn

>>8933671

that hairstyle makes you look like a lesbian though

awesome genes wasted on a miley cyrus lookalike

>strategically look in the reflection of black cars while walking down the street while deliberately looking in the other direction for others so that i look modest to the imaginary interlocutor

I've spoke to a QT azn girl for a while, and:

>recently sexted an she sent a lot of nudes
>thankusnapsave.jpg
>we still speak
>invites me places
>still sends me half naked snapchats
>still talks as usual
>never stays up later and always goes to bed
>feels like she's trying to avoid another session
>not too fussed but I kinda wanna fuck
>she's probably just generally tired
>im just an arrogant narcissist with a trust problem

Does she hate me guys

>I look in every reflection
>even when I smoke
>I feel so unconfident in my fits
>as if they all look shit even though I've improved over time
>bought chelsea boots and I spilt spaghetti and just want to go back to wearing sneakers
>I feel like I always have to wear designer items i can't feel good in basic clothes even if they still look ok

T-thanks /fa

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>>8933632
>tfw everything is going pretty well and I just got £130 from my college

Almost certain I have body dysmorphia though, I obsess over how skinny my legs/pants are.

>>8933838
that's not me you tard

it was an example of the hair color

>>8933852
ur a faggot

>>8933874

post a pic of yourself then, why the hell would you brag about your hair and then not post it?

>fresh towel on pillow every night
>good diet
>clean my face with soap once per day, water a few times a day

>still get the occasional pimple when I'm stressed

fuck, do I have to start doing a twelve-step chemical assault on my face every morning, or what? I'm sick of this shit.

>recently became /fit/
>glance at all reflections of myself to make sure I look good
>wear tanks to the gym on chest/arms day to mire delt striations
>finally figured out how to dress myself for the most part
That being said, I need a better haircut and more shoes before im happy with myself. Well basically everything in my wardrobe needs to be expanded but shoesbare the most important atm since I only have 3 pairs.

>>8933868
Lift anon, squat 2x a week and deadlift 1x a week and your legs will double in size in like 3 months.

>>8933632
>tfw visit new york for a day
>go shopping
>no self control
>50 dollars to my name now
>don't have money to hang out with friends so I can wear the clothes I bought
Well at least I'm not in debt.

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>>8933891
I want them smaller Anon.

>>8933880
Please stop using soap unless you mean a cleanser.
Soap (as in a bar of soap) dries out your skin, it's no good man.

Just cop a cleanser and moisturiser, that's it, I'd recommend cetaphil.

>>8933880
What...? No. Sometimes you get pimples, get over it. Maybe try stressing less... you know, like you said.

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>>8933879
>posting face pics on 4chan
lmao how retarded do you think I am ?

imagine pic related with half-white hair

>>8933877
How does that make me a faggot.. I'm interested

>>8933907

kek
insecure pleb, you can just block out your face

>haha ya this model is basically me xD

>>8933852

Post pics.

>>8933907
Block out your eyes, this isn't fucking /b/.
>el spooky 4Chain!!

Cut it out, if you're insecure about posting your hair on such a backwater site you're a bitch.

>>8933911
lmao faggot I wouldn't be even a quarter as happy as I am about having white hair if I wasn't already attractive
it's a fucking enhancer, and a great one at that

what use would I get out of this shit if I was an ugly shit like you??

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>>8933897
Oh shit. If they're naturally muscular then no help there anon ;_;

>>8933923

>"fucking faggot im GORGEOUS im MODEL TIER AND UR UGLY!!!"
>refuses to post face

lol this is sad, seriously see a therapist

>>8933852
Post pics or it never happen

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> tfw my nice clothes stay in the closet because i have nowhere to go and nobody cares how i look.

I am currently saving for Buccal removal treatment now I'm finally old enough for the procedure because I'm so insecure about my cheeks

>>8933923
You need help

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>>8933897
>tfw can't progress in your squats because you won't be able to fit in those expensive jeans you bought.

>>8933925
I have very skinny legs (I guess) and I get a lot of comments on them in fits, but my fucking thighs man I swear.

I asked /fit/ and searched already but it was a bunch of contrived shit, does jogging make legs bigger or smaller?
I'm thinking 20-30 minutes a day.

>>8933632
>mild acne
>can never be /fa/

>>8933931
>>8933946
>ugly goofniggers absolutely refuse to believe that people with great genes exist
lmao and I'm the one who needs help?

what makes you think you're worth lying to?

>>8933957

it's not a matter of not believing that good gened people exist

it's a matter of you being a self absorbed nazi on the internet and then refusing to back up your claim.

Just log off.

>>8933963
>Just log off.
make me :^)

>>8933948
>not squatting in your jeans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crdstj3eYnM

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>meet qt finnish gril ay club
>seems into me
>my friend whilst drunk tells her to fuck off
>she leaves, I text her apologising, she doesnt respond
>go to another club week later, somehow she is there, at thay exact time
>we hit it off, kiss throughout the night, am pretty drunk
>she takes me back to hers
>get whiskey dick
>leave in the morning, say we should go for a drink sometime
>she didnt seem that keen

>>8933978

lol fuck dude are you 13 years old?

do you genuinely enjoy making yourself look like a retard on the internet?

>>8933978

ahaha mate you sound like such an autist

>>8933983
are you retarded trying to cop a gf at club? those bitches r lowlifes dude

>>8933996
I didnt say I wanted her as a gf

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S-stop arguing...

>>8933985
No but I do enjoy drinking your tears, faggot

go ahead and cry me another river for that face pic

>>8934010

contact your local mental hospital

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>feel handsome as fuck 99% of the time
>feel my fashion sense is close to perfect, not too tryhard, not too casual
>feel good every time im out qts always into me
>despite feeling good i think i should have more recognition, but at the same time being lowkey is more effay

im probably he worst type of human but damn do i feel good

>>8934017
Do you want us to ask you to post a fit, so you can then decline.

>>8933639
ive been on accutane before and now i have white bumps under my skin that wont go away
what do?

>>8933949
Jogging might actually make your calves bigger. The only way I can think of shrinking legs is to not walk around alot (to atrophy muscle as much as you can) but if your legs already have no muscle then the next thing you can try is losing bodyfat (if you have alot) but if you're skelly then there's really nothing else you can do. Also /fit/ is full of Trexs so you won't find help there about shrinking leg size.

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>>8933983

Ahh man that feel.

>met a girl on tinder
>2 meh pictures one qt
>talk for a few days
>ask her out
>says yea and we went a nice bar to get to know each other
>see her first time, heart pounding like a motherfucker
>is actually super cute
>flirt all night
>tfw she said she likes my style
>kiss her as I walk her home, then leave with a big smile on my face
>txts me "that was a great kiss"
>meet her the next day, watching a movie at her house >thank you for smoking
>go to bed, kissing and talking etc says good night
>after a about 20 seconds of silence I just cant hold myself and gave her the best kiss ever while she definitely notices my boner
>sexy time
>had a fun time, went shopping the next day
>bought a couple of t-shirts for me, parfume for her
>have fun, meet her again
>third date, ask when we'll see again
>"i dont think we should tbh, it not you its me"

Jeeeeesus fucking christ, Ill never understand women.

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>>8934132
>moomin

My nigga.
Is he /fa/?

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>>8934149

Hell yeah, Snusmumriken.

>>8934194
Fuck that's great.
One of the only tattos on /fa/ I've liked.

>tall and good looking
>wear designer fits for thousands of euros
>people 'mirin, even getting approached by girls
>bought that designer jacket in an outlet
>somebody knows
>what if said designer or fashion journalist saw me
>anxiety attack

thanks /fa/

>>8934041

daaamnn i have the same thing

no idea m8 i thought it was razor bumps

>>8934194
thats a great way to use the side as a border tattoos usually try too hard to be centered

>>8933862
Sounds like aspergers to me

>>8934023
ive been on /fa/ lurking for a solid 5 years and have only posted a fit once, i dont really own a good mirror for that shit anyway

>>8933978
Team this guy because why not

>>8934236
>are you
>me
Pick two.

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>>8933632

>rag and bone blazer came in, fits perfectly
>mar-jelly replicas broken in
>straight girls on my jock

feels gud.

>>8934460
>breaking in your MMM gats
Lmfao what niggy, gats are the only sneakers I've not ever needed to break in

>tfw qt3.14 azn fuccbuddy

Too bad she dresses tumblrcore.

>>8935759
a-are you a nz fag?

>be hetero entire life
>never get hard to boys
>only ever try to pursue boys

>lately start dreaming about kissing girly-looking boys
>tfw I probably won't ever meet one

so am I a literal /fa/ggot now ?

>>8933632
>tfw I know that feel and I'm not even beautiful at all

>finally get memebaskets after saving for three months
>wear memebaskets to uni
>walking to first class
>some guy notices me
>"HEY LOOK ANON IS WEARING MOONBOOTS"
>everyone proceeds to turn around
>they're all laughing
>try to stutter out "th-they're designer.."
>I'm getting really nervous at this point
>anus unclenchs due to the stress
>my reserve can of spaghettios falls out of my rectum
>someone yells "UH OH SPAGHETTIO"
>I immediately run home crying
I've worn roshes ever since

>>8934132
It's the time when you need to mand the fuck up and ask her to explain how the fuck it's possible for her to reject you when all is good

example : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uAj4wBIU-8

>>8933880
How old are you? Maybe you've yet to grow out of your acne. Mine stopped shortly after reaching the age of 19.

>>8936105
>>only ever try to pursue boys
girls*

lmao I'm retarded

>>8933956
Iktf bro, tfw acne scars :'(

>>8936157
>someone yells "UH OH SPAGHETTIO"
excellent

>>8936163
You're gay
Also underage b&

>That cold polyester feel

>>8933632
>>tfw huge narcissist
>>have to glance at myself in every mirror

try having that feel when you're ugly.

>>8936274
>tfw no qt's wearing sensual fabrics
all i see is polyester

>tfw body dysmorphia with my nose
>can't help but "feel" it all the time

>tfw body dysmorphic disorder
>panic attacks in dressing rooms
>keep buying clothes that are too big and don't fit

i have a closet full of designer shit that look like potato sacks on me
ffs

>>8933981
...fapping

>>8933981

This is fucking retarded.

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>tfw no qt3.14 azn gf to cuddle and snuggle and wear dope fits together w/

not sure if it is /fa/ feels or general feels

>change profile pic on facebook
>3 likes
>some dumb cunt from my friendlist posts the photo of her breakfast with a cheesy cheerful description
>70 likes

>>8933632
>why is my hairline so fucking bad at only 20

why Rick why
how many children do I have to sacrifice to MC Hot n Spicy?

>>8936417
>have ~400 people in friends list
>40-50 congratulate me on my birthday
social networking sure is fun

>>8936437
>>8936417
you guys are literally autistic

what does /fa/ think of cargos? Is there a thin line between looking good or autistic?

>>8934454
Good to know I'm not the only one.

Fashion forums make you dress 5 times a good, but be 10 times as conscious.

>>8935759
finna cop one of those myself. Laid groundwork last week, but forgot to ask her number lel. Gonna get that shit Monday.

>plebs near me not copping qt /lit/ azn fuccbuddies

>>8936459
>le epIC AUTISM MEME R0FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>8933632
>Poorfag
>Saving for a house so I can have home for my family someday
>Torture myself with /fa/

One day.. Even if its 10 or 20 years from now, I will buy the house I've been saving for, and then I'll be free to lavish myself in beautiful clothes

>>8936469
it's not a line, it's more of a blurry area. looking good often requires you to be very autistic.
cargos can be neat.

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>>8936437
>50ish people write happy birthday on my wall
>Never write anything for any of my friend's birthdays

Probably going to delete my FB soon. I rarely socialize, and I don't feel the need to share every aspect of my life with people I don't care for. Seems like an effay thing to do.

>>8936590
Thanks, felt I had to do an autism check before adding some cargos to my wardrobe.

>>8936596
Damn, fuck facebook. When i had account, i got lots of 'happy birthday' messages on my wall and lots of invites to a parties, when i deleted my account, after two years i rarely get any invites or congrats via IM or phone. Everyone thinks that facebook is centre of universe and if you don't have an account = you don't exist. This is fucking ridiculous.

>>8936630
>if you don't have an account you don't exist.

I kinda like the sound of that for some reason. Not being publicly documented on the internet. Also Privacy settings my ass.

>>8936469
Don't be scared of them like fa is, they can look good if done right

>>8936646
are you #noided?

>>8936656
What's that

>tfw chin implant but still slightly recessive
>tfw can't afford to get rhinoplasty yet so still ugly
>tfw a bit more confident, but it's like my looks have just become me, and i can't think of anything else other than my plans to reach aesthetic perfection.
i can hardly go one minute without examining my face.
how can i stop this, /fa/? i think eventually this is really gonna hurt me. i just wanna be content with my face

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>>8936663
means paranoid in MC Ridetalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WZ8xI9YykY

tfw barely fit in size 36 pants

>>8936163
LOL what the fuck

>>8936683
Somewhat

>tfw poor
>tfw short
>tfw will never be as /fa/ as those kids un instagram

>>8936778
I'd still suck your dick anon

How to be less narcistic /fa/?

>>8936673
You dont look as bad as you think

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>tfw happy with your wardrobe and don't feel the need to buy any new clothes for a year or 2

>>8936945
What you got Anon?

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>>8936945
>tfw Bateman is wearing a Rick Owens bomber

>>8934132
Ahhhh it's because you're a beta little bitch and probably dress virgincore and have zero game

>>8936537
Was your mom an alcoholic
Do you have fetal alcohol syndrome

>>8936630
>doesn't have a healthy social life without facebook

Lmao you must be a little kid

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>>8933639

>>8934132
you could, like, try asking her

>>8936983
hahahaha

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>no one will ever love you

>>8936163

>turn down for what

>>8936186
That's a sign.

>>8937417
I s-swear it was just a really awkward sentence to write

>>8933949
>>8933897
I know that feel, bro. We're gonna make it.

>>8933671

post your face faggot

>>8936586
10 years from now it wont matter. It's now or never.

>>8938064
>your trip

Lmao

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>>8933632
Do I have big thighs/hips? I feel like I do in comparison to lower half.

>>8938124
Thank you hungry skeleton

>>8938124
dat gap

>>8938124
thank you h-hhungry skellington

>>8938124
ayy lmao

>>8938124
You need to gain some muscle mass.

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>Find effay tumblr qt
>she has bf
>wait anon lets just chill in your car for a while
>aight
>talk about fashion n shit
>talk about Neutral Milk Hotel
>get real cozy and quiet
>Just chill for an hour then drop her off
>did I fuck up?

>>8938478
Are you asking if you should have made a move?
Also
>NMH

>>8938478
You're fine. Don't make moves on girls you know have boyfriends, it makes you an asshole if you're successful and seem slimy either way.

>>8938483
Idk I'm pretty sure once they break up Ill be fine but idk if she would've been ok with it especially since she's been cheated on

Also pls excuse my memecore music

>>8936969
jesus why are you spamming epic memes about disability that's really sad :/
u okay anon?

>>8938478

You found a girl that likes extremely popular internet memes and she already has a bf,
wow very sad

alright
>go out with brotherhood of friends
>chat up a full black, slim qt
>tell her to come find me later tonight at a proper dance floor
>she finds me
>have fun and dance
>my friends are being sourpusses, nobody dancing just hanging out in the LOBBY not talking to anyone
>trying to get them to have some fun
>the qt takes me to the dance floor again
>almost pass out due to how shitty the music is combined with 0 oxygen in the air (holy shit it was gross)
>tell her i hafta leave for the other dance floor, this one sucked
>she shakes her head
>fine, leave anyway
>go back to my bros
>they still being sourpusses
>leave for burger king

like really. fucking. shit. my entourage knocks my party mood the fuck down.

>go back to grab girl and ask if I could stay at her place or whatever
>she's nowhere to be seen
>probably looking for me (honestly that naysayer missed out)
>spend a good 20 seconds looking for her
>realize what I'm doing, realize she's not worth it
>deleted her number because I hate dealing with that awkward texting shit

oh well.. atleast the fucking burgers were great

>>8938634
>deleted her number because I hate dealing with that awkward texting shit
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>Browing /fa/ for some time
>Finally start sculpting my own style
>Have money I can spend on nice things
>AW14 drops everywhere
>Oh my, I need a winter jacket
>Everything is too long
>tfw 5'7"

Seriously fuck this shit. I can find tons of clothes for short people, but nothing good looking. I'm probably going to buy a jacket that's too long for me, because I'm already wearing oversize clothes.

>>8933839
all the time, gotta check my silhouette is consistently glorious. The worst bit though is when you think you feel your hair askew and so you have to look right at a window close up while hoping that there aren't any people inside or that there aren't any police around who might think you're looking to boost the car.

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>tfw almost hikki (go out like 5 times a month)
>almost no clothes in my wardrobe because i don't even need clothes
>decide to get my shit together and go to college
>fuck i'm going to need clothes
>start browsing /fa/
>star coping skinny dark jeans, plain white/gray t-shirts, shoes, a jacket
>get a HY
>like how i look and decide to go outside
>everyone is dressed with hollister t-shirts, blue jeans and red ferrari shoes
>start feeling insecure because i look too different to everyone

I need to man up and get some confidence guys.

>>8938755
>almost 2015
>not wearing oversized clothes

you're ahead of the pack, anon

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>>8938819

:3

Thanks man. All my insecurities and bad mood kinda disappeared thanks to your post. I'll get some nice winter jacket, and if it's way too big I'll send it back and just try once more.

Cheers.

>use tinder
>drunk, let some friends chat up a 6/10
>"Hi baby, you wan sum fuk or what?"
>"whaaat"
>this kind of shit continues for several messages
>ends with "pls resond" two times in a row
>dying at this point


>tfw 70 tinder matches
>tfw average (at best) penis
>tfw i could fuck many of these girls but too self concious

>>8934010
u got rekt sorry
never change /fa/

>>8933996
w2c gf then

>>8938891
Sounds like aspergers to me

>>8938755

I'm 3 inches shorter than you,
I know even beyond that feel

It sucks so much.

>>8938936
fucking 5'4?????????????????

how
do you
even
live

in your day to day life?

not tryna flame you

but

HOW

>>8938634
>2014
>going to the club to have fun and not to doing drugs or be effay just standing still
>lel

>>8939001
Reported. Work safe forum. Requested Permaban across ip range from personal janitor friend. Only stopping it is deleting post, posting fit, and apologizing

>>8936983
I chuckled

>>8938124
I want to rub my dick in between your thighs

>>8939013
Janitor just messaged me back and said fit must have timestamp

>>8939001
>white haired
are you colorblind ?

>>8939033
I wanted my masterpiece to be more realistic, but I get it that your inferior plebian mind couldn't get it.

literally exact same feel as op

every time i pass a mirror i look and mire myself

when im shirtless i now spend a few minutes checking where i can do better (thanks /fit/)

when im on the train ill pretend to snapchat people but really im just fixing my hair

fuck i hate this shit man why couldnt it be more simple like just wearing clothes and knowing i look good

also tfw body dysmorphia and no matter how aesthetic i become it will not be enough

>>8933895
>not in debt
pleb

>>8938950

yep.
My mom is 4'10"
It's terrible
My girlfriend's alright with it, and my friends don't mind it
Shopping for clothes sucks, have to get children's sizes sometimes.
Otherwise, though, it's not TOO bad.

I wish I was at least 5'6 or 5'7 though
That's not even asking for much, it's still short
but at least it's
not shockingly short. (Plus it'd be nice to be a regular couple where the guy is taller than the girl but that's less important I guess)

>>8933632
>tfw love self more than anyone I know
>glance at self in any reflective surface from mirrors to shop fronts
>People smile or give me dirty looks for being so self-absorbed in public
>Kind of give a cheeky grin in admittance of my own narcissm and awkwardly shuffle away errytime
>Go back home and spend 40 minutes looking at self in mirror/styling hair even though I'm not going out again
>Blatantly pose for 10/10 QT's chain smoking cigarettes and looking vacantly into the distance/at my own self until they return the attention at which point I shrink away from my display
>Constantly tell myself that women only go for my looks when really I have nothing to offer the world except looking good.

It is an /fa/ existence

>>8939096
oh you poor guy.

that's why I'll never marry or make offspring with a short woman. I even see them as inferior, partly due to /fa/

oh well, godspeed anon, height isnt everything, you're not dwarf tier, so that's something

>>8939096

What size shoe do you wear?

Asking as a 5'5 Manlet

>>8939125

Depends the style, as usual.
Nike size is about a 9.
8 for dress shoes
8 for boots

>>8939123
How short is dwaft tier?

>>8939050
Still have a few minutes to prevent ip range permaban

>>8939133
I'd say dwarf is something like 140-150 cm. In grade 8 or so, we had a guy in our class we called 'dwarf' or 'gnome' or something of a similar nature, he was 156 cm I think.

>>8939167

Well I'm only 163cm, so that's not that much taller than me, but
Good to know I'm not the shortest!

>>8938774
get confidence and you'll be much better off - not hollister to fit in with everyone else. you probably look better than 90% of them

>>8936995
tfw broke up with gf today

>>8939218
you will acquire better aesthetics and make her jealous and regretful.

you can use that as a main motivator but I dont recommend that (we both know you will tho ;))

>>8939246
I'll do that man, I'm gonna start working out and try to get a job or something to earn some cash.

Plenty of fish in the sea, and our breakup wasnt very hurtful(not yet atleast) for any of us, because we both felt the same way.. I'll be fine

>>8936469
slim fit cargos only

>>8939121
pretty much everyone on here is like this, you're not a special snowflake

>>8939345
So you mean socially crippled, insecure yet narcissistic with no game?

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>wake up hung over
>memory is hazey
>friends tell me i got way drunker than everyone else and ruined the night by acting like a lunatic
>also someone threw up one me
>check my white shoes
>clean
>all is good

>>8939354
yep

it's a very accurate description

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>>8933632
>look at self in mirror
>feelsgoodman
>look at self in picture
>feelsbadman

>>8939373
My friend broke a window in order to get in his own home tonight because he lost his jacket, cellphone, wallet and keys in his drunken state of mind. Also he lives with his very strict parents who will return from their vacation in two days. I fully expect his mother to kick him out if she finds out about the window.

I'm sure you're good.

>>8939556
hahaha damn wow. It usually takes losing only one
of those things to ruin the day, but he lost it all.
sucks. guess i should be grateful.
all i lost was a little bit of my dignity, but thats not too bad
I probably wont see anyone from that party again anyways

>>8939594
Yeah, that's the spirit. Parties are always more fun if there's drunk people involved. If you had fun then it was worth it!

>>8933632
>having an at-home-don't-get-dressed-up day
>slouchy, ugly shirt
>big zit
>whatever, not seeing anyone today
>family member takes a picture of me
>uploads it to facebook and tags me
>I wasn't paying attention and was hunched over and looked like shit

kill me

>>8936177
23.

>girl texts me "hey you remember when we talked yesterday?"
>was drunk didn't remember
>meet her a few times
>she invites me to her place, we have sexing's
>i start to like her
>she starts to ignore me

my feelings are hurt

>>8933880
>occasional pimple
dude. i do the same except i use face wash instead of just soap and just cannot manage to get a clear face ever.
as soon as the pimples start to fade, new ones show up

>>8936163

legit kek

>>8933632
>confidence improed since i started to be more a shitty person and an asshole to everyone
>some people actually like it
>the fact that i look better than everyone around me overfeeds my ego to the point im actually a narcissist
>feelsgood.jpeg

>>8938181
>>8938226
>>8938230


This is what i hate about people coming from /fit/

>>8933862
lol wtf? chelseas are the superior shoewear for an effay person, ofc you´re not going to jog in them, you´re going to stand there with your skinnies while having a smoke

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>>8940666
you sound like a diva

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>>8933891
>MFW i´m actually bulking by just lifting chair stacks and beer cases eeryday
>MFW i dont want to bulk up

sometimes, people just want to be skinny, anon

>>8940679
if i were a grill i would probably be that quiet cold bitch who judges everyone and doesnt have a proper bf ... wait a second, thats me

kek, well yeah

>>8939406
i fucking know this this feel. why

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>>8933862
>I feel like I always have to wear designer items i can't feel good in basic clothes even if they still look ok
we all know that feel bruh

>>8940888

The goose is finally looking good for the first time ever in that picture

>>8933907
>using a button collar and buttoning the buttons without a tie
THE STYLIST SHOULD BE SHOT THIS REALLY AGGRAVATES MY AUTISM

>>8933949
eat less protein and try to shitpost on 4chan all day and run occasionally and your legs will become babby legs

>>8933862
iktf anon, i know all these feels

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>>8936334
>no designer clothing ever fucking fits
fugg, worst feel

>>8933632
>tfw i do the same

>>8940684

>that feel

i... i don't want to have bit muscles anon.

>>8936157
>>someone yells "UH OH SPAGHETTIO"
kek

>>8936673
dude, I bet you look fine, keep your confidence up

>>8936995
fuck off dude, take your edge elsewhere

>>8939617
>living with family


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

>>8941547
i never understood why amerifats are so obsessed with running away from home

not a common practice in europe, maybe only if your college is too far

>> Solid 8/10 facially
>> In good shape and dress well I'd say
>> QT's always interested/fancy me, friends always moan at me because I'm meeting a different girl most weeks

>> None of these dates go anywhere, I think it's because I have a very limited personality and have no huge interests that take up my time and make me interesting..

>> or maybe i'm depressed, I don't feel like the person people see represents who I am inside (shy/socially anxious)

>>8939373
>Got blackout drunk
>Remember having an argument with someone, but not sure if this actually happened or if it was banter
>Tfw really self conscious if I got into shit with someone

>>8941581
>living with your parents past the age of 20

Please

to the guy i was just making eye contact with on the train, you're cute
but i was really into my book

say hi next time

>>8941691

hi

>>8941547

I live with my mom because she has MS and I'm supporting her, faggot.

>>8941689
I am 20 and have been living alone for 2 years

it has its upsides but it can also really fucking suck
nothing to be proud of, either way

>>8941721
moving out is nothing to be proud of, but living at home is something to be ashamed of.

>>8941729

>$500 more in my pocket for sick cops every week
>will move out once I graduate and grab a fulltime job, by which time I would also have decent savings from living at home

but nah continue to feel cool cause you're throwing money away, fag.

>>8941731
>>will move out once I graduate and grab a fulltime job, by which time I would also have decent savings from living at home

Keep telling yourself that anon :-)

also
>not receiving a free 6000$ from the government for attending uni in addition to the gloriously good student-loan
>paying for education
>not living in norway

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>>8941741

You could be saving that $6000 in full if you weren't a fucking idiot and decided to move out for the sole reason of that shallow wealth of pride in telling others "yeah i live by myself" as if you're a super cool dude.

Between you and me in 5 years, we'll both be on our own, but those years will be differentiated by the fact that you wasted your money away on rent and it's associated utilities for the dumbest of reasons, while I stuck it in savings and peddled onto sick cops.

>>8941748
You have a point about the savings, but I'd rather have more freedom over myself, than having to conform to whatever my parents want me to do. I've got plenty of money to live off, and if I ever need more I know several places that'd let me work a day a week for extra dosh, while attending uni.

And please, if I wanted to go jew-mode I would've studied to be a excavator-operator and started making over 50k a year from the age of 16, moving up to around 75 at the age of 18.

>>8941762
>than having to conform to whatever my parents want me to do.

Sounds like you have shit parents, kid.

>>8941765
>kid.

xD

>>8941700
hi

>>8941741

you know you're insecure as fuck and got nothing else to be proud of when you're trying so hard to put down strangers for something as subjective as their income and ability to live on their own

did you know that different geographical areas, countries, and cities exist in the world with differing wages, rent, general costs of living, and tuition?

well now you know

>>8941768

oh sorry, "Mister". I forgot you live on your own, like a 'real' adult.
:^)

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Have a nice day anons ;)

>>8941731
>thinking money for cops evens out the even larger damper on your social/love life besides your socially crippling aspergers

>>8941777

Do you never leave your house? Because my social and love life exists outside the front door.

If you honestly think by living at home you're unable to have an active social life, well, it sounds like you're the one with problems.

Plus, by living at home for the time being, you have more money to go out with, instead of
oh sorry I can't go out tonight because I no money due to rent".

>>8941782
>>8941777
stop

you both look insecure

>>8941786

I honestly have no problems if you decide to move out, but acting like deciding to stay at home is some huge shameful act is total tryhard sperg shit.

>>8941790
norwayfag here, there's atleast three people discussing this shit atm.

Staying at home IS shameful. They might not tell you, but people will be talking about it behind your back, and girls will be put off by the fact that you "need to rely on your parents". Not that the latter is neccessarily true, but they'll still think so. The only people I know who still live at home past 20 is a guy with several diagnoses and some little rat that skipped class every day in middle school.

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>>8941800

God I fucking hate Yuropes.

>>8941800
lol shut the fuck up

past 25? maybe

20 years old? in this fucking economy??

get a grip son

>>8941800
This

>>8941803
True in America too. How's being a teenager

>>8941805

b-but he lives in an apartment all by himself and has totally sick parties and is totally independent and cool and people respect him

>>8941807

Only a teenager has delusions of moving out for the sake of what other people think of him regardless of the financial burdens that come with.

>>8941803
>hating europeans
>spending hours each day looking at clothes on a icelandic comic pinboard

>>8941800
>>8941803

I fucking hate Yuppies.

>>8941800
why do people think that as soon as you pass your teenage years you instantly obtain a middle age businessman mentality?

protip: renting your own apartment, house, whatever, may be cool and fun and exiciting for the first couple of years, but once you realise those bills will never stop, and the expenses grow higher and higher, and you grow further and further apart from your parents, you are well and truly alone

what is REALLY shameful is leaving home when you are not ready, only to find yourself slinking back with your tail between your legs because you couldnt make it

>>8941800

Well it might be culturally "shameful" in Norway, do you guys have high minimum wage? Good job market? Low tuitions? Low rent / general cost of living?

If so then yeah I can see how it might be considered shameful, but Norway =/= the rest of the world.

I'm 19, one of the most expensive cities to live in the world, minimum wage where I am is around $10 an hour, a BA will run you an average of $30 - 40K, and monthly rent for a 1 bed apartment suite is around $1200, buying a house is in the $500K+ range, and that's cheap.

I can move out, work my ass off 9-5 5 days a week, and have literally no disposable income as everything would be going to rent.

Fuck that, given my conditions I'm staying home with my parents until I'm like fucking 25, moving out because it's "shameful"? Seriously dude? At early 20s none of that social perception means jack shit, everybody is just figuring their lives out, putting yourself in a shit life situation just because you're scared of what other people might think of you is fucking stupid

tldr there are 7 billion people in the world and norway =/= the world

>>8941849
Alright since you actually took the time to write a serious reply, I'll do so too.

Yes, minimum wage is quite high, as an example I worked at a hospital this summer with no education required, and made 22$/h. Only 2.6% of the population was without a job last year, and I pay just over 100$ a year for tuition on university-level.

I pay 700$ a month for 1 room in a collective, sharing bathroom and kitchen with two girls.
Cost of living in norway is extremely expensive. We're probably among the most expensive countries there is.
A 1.5l coke is atleast 25nok, which converts to 3.85$. A big mac is 7.80$, just to name a few things.

I understand the economy is totally different in the US, when I as a 19 year old can move out and live comfortably on the money I receive from the government and student-loans.
In addition to a loan of 60k nok I receive 40k for free, totaling over 15000$ a year. Just about enough to go around, really. Everything I make in addition to that, by working, is disposable income.

>>8941904
then shut the fuck up and stop being so immature

>>8941905
>getting mad over the internet

I started being immature because >>8941731 called me a fag

>>8941904
>I can do it because I have all these benefits
>therefore everyone from other countries without said benefits are losers for not being able to move out like I can

>>8941813
I've lived on my own since 2008, I've never been behind on rent or bills, I have a decent 1900 sq ft apartment just outside a major urban area, and I have tons of expendable income. You're just a failure.

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>>8941912

lmao, someone's a sensitive lil bitch

>>8941829
Lmao

>truly alone
Friends and relationships

>apart from your parents
Seek therapy

>bills oh no
That's life, quit being a paralyzed by fear little high schooler

>>8941918

Come to Australia as a full time student working part time and let's see if you can keep talking, bud.

>>8941926
I refuse to associate with inbred criminals, and I already have two degrees, little one

>>8941904

Well shit you have it pretty good then, with a free fucking 40k and 20$ min wage. Food isn't even that expensive in proportion then, if you consider the minimum wage.

Some folks have it different man, looking down on them for it is pretty pointless. Not sure if you were the other dude or not but yeah if you're not then I guess this is meant for him really

>>8941929

Well no shit you can live on your own faggot, you already graduated and have a full time job. Did you jump in without reading the context of this discussion?

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>>8933632
>tfw raining and shitty weather all day
>social anxiety is back due to winter
>shuddering and panicking like a bitch all over the place

I just can't stop shaking /fa/, I'm in a bus shelter and I just look like a fucking crack addict.
I don't feel like I can speak to somebody about it though, I'd take pills if I was offered sure but I'm afraid of becoming a retard.

Fuck.

>>8941933
Time to get on my level

>>8941924
autism

>21
>drop out of college
>get a good paying job at some small firm
>weight 98kg
>start browsing /fa/
>get inspired, hit gym and eat healthy
>come down to 76kg in 4 months time
>develop my own style
>start to do some modeling, takes off quickly
>continue to hit gym, grills rate me 9/10
>tfw gay
>tfw live in Eastern Europe
>tfw I'll never have a boyfriend

narcissism intensifies

>>8941963
Eastern Europe and a well paying job?
How much do you earn?
And yeah sorry Anon I can't see many gay people living in East Europa.

>>8941973
Well, after rent and food is subtracted, I get around 600EUR. Considering that average salary is 200EUR, it's not bad. I still manage to go abroad to travel once in a while.

>>8941937
I know that feel anon... Just remember how things used to be. you werent always like this. You were once happy and innocent, full of hopes and dreams, then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world and you did... But somewhere along the line you changed...you stopped being you...you let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good...and when things got hard you started looking for somethin' to blame...like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows, it's a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, nobody is gonna hit as hard as life! But it ain't about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep movin' forward, how much you can take...and keep movin' forward. That's how winning is done! Now, if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth! But you gotta be willing to take the hits and not pointin' fingers sayin' you ain’t where you wanna be because of him or her or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! ... ... I'm always gonna love you no matter what...no matter what happens...you're my son, you're my blood...you're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, you ain't gonna have a life. ...

>>8941949
Sorry to hear you have autism and live with your parents

>>8942448
Thank you magical negro coach.

>>8942448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w

>>8942497
holy fucking shit

>>8934017
i bet your fit a shit

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>tfw studying in one of the best uni in moscow for free and getting payed 800 dollarydoos every month
>tfw guaranteed job in one of the big russian oil companies
>tfw still feel like shit because no gf

>>8942497
i do this when i cum

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> dress well
> tall and good looking
> get a lot of attention
> after people talk to me for thirty minutes they say "well at least you're attractive"

>>8943068
>tfw guaranteed job in one of the big russian oil companies

you should feel like shit because of this.

>>8943099
You must be a complete cunt

>>8943100
that money doe also I can refuse if I want to

>>8943099
That is actually hilarious. Congrats.

>>8940684
You don't magically bulk up unless you're eating above maintenance. So just fucking stop eating so much and you won't get bigger you fatass.

>>8943099
how the fuck

>>8943106
Naw i think i just have a really really bad personality.
>>8943132
Thanks baby.
>>8943137
Not a good conversationalist. The looks on girls faces the longer they're with me is kind of a bummer, i pretty much have a five minute window to make a move

>>8943162
lol
post face?

>>8933632
Same

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>>8943173
Only because I've posted this picture on /fa/ before. I have longer hair now

>>8938124
Jesus christ get to the gym you're skinny as fuck and so are your thighs

>>8941937
pills to make you less cold?

>>8941654
same here
>remember having a playful sarcastic argument with some girl
>apparently i was screaming at her telling her to fuck off and flipping her off and had to be pulled out of the room
>also she was the owner of the house
I dont want to believe it because it sounds so out of character and embarrassing
Kind of feel like I should quit drinking for a while...

>started studying in college
>class is full of neckbeardish/horrible nerd-ish kind of people
>little to no qt3.14s

at least i've made some chill friends. :)

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>tfw someone calls you ripped because you're lean and have visible abs
>mfw it's just malnutrition and drug abuse

>>8943136
well i know, but dem burritos look dope and where i work they dont sell salads and beer gut looks just right in the corner

someone save me pls

>check myself out in car window
>don't see middle-aged black woman in car
>she shouts "Boo!"
>awkwardly walk away quickly

>tfw asexual and cannot make form any romantic relationships
>only want a relationship to justify my narcissism and to feel wanted

>>8933852
kek, it notifies the person when you screenshot their snapchat, you fucked up

>>8944632
are you retarded

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>>8944609
>tfw asexual
>tfw people that show interest in me just want sex and nothing romantic

feels bad yo

>>8944718
wanna get together then i promise i wont use your body

>>8933956
>tfw mild to bad acne in my teens
>was super confident before, knew I looked good
>start taking accutane, acne goes away completely, scars are healing now
Acne fucking destroys people. My confidence is sky high now, being able to confidently flirt with people knowing you look good is gr8.

>>8933852
Is she from /fa/?

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>qt takes pictures of herself on your phone for whatever reason
>don't know if I should keep them or delete them

>>8944782
cool dude
COOL

I'm on accutane too
same fucking situation
I was so confident, Allah-tier confidence, had gf had friends

Then

NOTHING

nobody

but hopefully this shit goes away, which it will or I exit life through helium

>>8944801
she wants the d

>>8944801
keep them

tfw gf walks around in my uniqlo/alex plokhov long hoodie, knee socks and nothing else B)

>>8944839
shit fit/10

>>8944807
How long have you been on accutane?

>>8944871
almost 2 months
I'm taking 2 pills everyday, and I'm running out and have to take only 1 pill every 2 days one more week to not run out cause my idiot doctor fucked up and couldnt make it to meeting.

>>8936673
I dont wanna be mean, but you seriously need help. Try some therapy and try getting more in touch with yourself. Getting surgery done on your face isnt gonna solve anything, aesthetic perfection doesnt exist and you're always gonna think you need more done. And there's always the risk of it going bad and you actually ending up looking really ugly.

>>8939123
5'8 here, I know I'm short, but I'd want to breed with a tall girl for the sake of my child's genetics, don't want to do the same thing as my parents and give shitty short genetics to offspring.

>>8944892
2 months isn't long enough to see the results you want, give it time, friend. How much in mg are you taking? I also started drinking more or less only water, will cheat when I'm out sometimes and drink a cup of soda or something.

>>8938478
If it didnt happen it didnt happen. Unless she was sending you clear signs and you were too much of a pussy to take any of them. But if you just chilled and nothing happened, whatever, nothing to worry about

>>8944930
80 mg everyday

>>8938634
>probably looking for me (honestly that naysayer missed out)
>spend a good 20 seconds looking for her
>realize what I'm doing, realize she's not worth it
>deleted her number because I hate dealing with that awkward texting shit

Dont be afraid to open up, anon, you dont need to try to sound cool with us. Did you really think she was looking for you? Are you sure you didnt want to find her but felt awkward about looking for her?

>>8944951
Shit, I was on it for around 8 months I believe. 40mg for the first 3, 50 for the rest. How's the dryness? But yeah, trust, give it time.