Bought a jacket at HnM, found this inside? What the fuck is this fa?
>mfw i go to a new H&M that was just built in my country
>mfw signs on the men's dressing rooms tell everyone to use the female dressing rooms
>dressing rooms just have curtains between rooms
>constantly opening them and asking me if i need help
>guy employee wants to help me put on my pants
this store is literally gay
>mfw my friend was smoking a cigarette in h&m while browsing and all the employees were too beta to even stop him
i was gonna record it and post on WorldStar but then i realized i sold my phone to buy rick
i got kicked out of fazolli's for dumping my drink into my camelback container. they said "no outside drinks" and i tried to explain that it wasnt from outside, i just liked the container more.
>yes but for what purpose? what need are they expecting me to have that they are there to fulfill at that time?
most of their employees are slacker kids and so the best way to get them to actually work is to harp on them to talk to customers all the damn time
you will actually be scolded for not basically harassing everyone that walks in
>It's an egg cradle! Chicken farmers carry about fifty of these in one hand and they set one egg into each cradle.
Literal slave laborer making jokes by putting their shit in jacket pockets top lel
Looks like one of the 12-year-old slaves at the H&M sweatshop dropped their mouth guard thingy.
It might not necessarily be for putting your legs through it.
Maybe you put it over your dick and then take the ends of that and wrap them together behind your balls so that way your dick gets pushed back with your nuts and then everything is tucked in together.
I dunno op it looks way too small, but it does look like a gaff.
>It smeels new, fresh. It doesn't smell like cum or balls or vagina.
It's probably an improvised face mask from one of the garment workers who made the jacket.
I used to go into Zumiez for sweatshirts and shit and now I can't because of the immense amount of pestering I receive from the 20-something dropouts that work there.
Just let me look at clothes you fucking tools.
Post it on their facebook and demand they execute that worker for tainting your clothing with their 3rd world germs
Tell them it gave you tuberculosis and you want free shit as compensation.