Dear /fa/
I want to get a pet, but it's hard for me to figure out which. Obviously the panther is the most effay, but mom says we can't get one. This means I have to look into other b&w monochrome animals. Plz /fa/, what do you suggest?
My pet wolf is pretty /fa/
my little panther is the only way to go bruhhhh
ya boi
>2014
>not having a pet rat
Reptiles are the most /fa/ pets
>>8621262
>2014
>not realizing frogs are the most effay pets
>>8621324
>>8621311
>2014
>not having a /fit/ gecko
Are tarantulas effay? I kinda want one.
>>8621328
>2013+1
>not carrying around mini black frogs as an accessory/pet hybrid
>>8621336
BUY LIKE 50 AND PUT THEM IN YOUR POCKETS
WTC
>>8621336
omg so cute
>>8621311
Do you think that's first time Yo Landi has had that many fat nut sucks touching her?
Don't know if /fa/, but my english mastiff gets me them girls, since he is so adorable.
Pictured here unable to recover his toy/being lazy to actually try.
I also want to buy a chamaleon, but afraid my dog might mistake it for a snack.
Are patterns in?
Fuck i seriously just has a dream I bought pets from someone in /fa/. First one was called a Chihuahua hamster and I killed because I cleaned it wrong and it became flat. Then I got a Portuguese market lizard that was slippery as fuck and flew out of my hands right into my bookshelf and I was like holy fuck he's gonna get so pissed I didn't even pay for that thing.
Then my brothers ex appeard straight out of nowhere and she had gotten a rhinoplasty because she had a big ass nose.
>>8621262
Anything that isn't a Raven is the wrong answer.
>>8621458
>my english mastiff gets them girls
fucking pathetic
>>8621706
Thx bro, luv hearing about your dreams!
>>8621736
>dat edge
To be fair though, ravens (or pretty much any corvids) are total bros if you befriend them.
>>8621866
>become bros with a bird
>friendzoned
>>8621320
>pet that spends most of the day being idle in a cage and is unable to voice communicate
>effay
pick one
cop a kitten : 3
>>8621706
Me again just got up and lmao this bird is on my lawn hyperventilating and not moving I tried to give it water but it ain't drinking might smack it in the head with a shovel
you can't take cats out for walks therefore they are not effay
get a dog
>>8622109
Dead fieldfare confirmed for most effay pet
captcha: ceves emancipated
>>8621997
>sits there and looks good
>doesn't really do much else
Yeah that's a pretty effay animal I'd say
>>8621262
>but mom says we can't get one
Palewave psyops team, please go.
>>8621262
Get a pet bobcat.
>>8622163
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8622299
Not into patterns and loud pieces. Wow, do you even /fa/?
>>8622338
I did what had to be done
>>8622488
I'm sorry.
>>8622499
And i miss you.
>>8622511
please put a flower on its grave :(
>>8622511
Jesus man that's a little fucked
>>8622511
RIP BIrD :'(
monkeys are pretty /fa/
>>8622511
;_;7
>>8622523
the saddest day on /fa/ ;__;
>>8622499
Did you keep a feather in memory of the occasion?
>>8622523
s a d
Buy a $1500 purebred mastiff
>>8622511
Rip in pieces
>>8622556
>>8622514
Yes.
>>8622517
Leaving it on the ground and let it rot and smell and attract flies - that's fucked.
I've buried seagulls, ducks, crows, squirrels, fishes and even toads because that shit is not good for your health
>>8622520but he got the lips wrong they're not pronounced enough
>>8622586
This brings /p/'s take on the nyan cat to mind
Yo. Did someone just kill a bird on /fa/
>>8622511
You're gonna get your shoes dirty wtf r u doing
>>8623257
hahaha oh my god
>>8621961
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE BIRD LITERALLY MEANS GIRL (CHICK) IN ENGLAND HAHAHAHAHHA
>>8622109
>oh look a bird doesnt want some of my tainted autistic water
>better smack his fucking head in with a shuvel
>tfw no falcon to rest on your shoulder after a long weary day in the urban wilderness
>>8622623
Lmfao
I want to be your friend, friend
>>8623370
tenks broterer
here's my pet :3
>>8624256
God damn that stare is creepy