What's the most effay programming language...

>>8517664

Programming languages aren't effay. And if they could be Python would still not be.

>>8517664
turing

Ruby

Haml. Been dying to try it out.

C or Ruby

>C
>Objective-C
>C++

C is for cool.

>>8517696
slim is much better IMO.
similar feature set as haml, as readable but saner.

Also I'd probably say Ruby is the most effay because it has a lot of nice features and overall high programmer happiness, but I really I'm getting more aggrevated daily with little type safety.

>>8517664
LISP or assembly, with C a good basic, like a nice pair of casual jeans.

Assembly language.

>>8517735
I wrote stuff for an ARM processor once. I hated every moment of it.

>nerds

>>8517696

>haml
>programming language

>>8517735
ASM or C, but probably nothing lets be honest

not a programming language but LaTeX is pretty /fa/

>>8517756
>on 4chan

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>>8517781
>probably nothing lets be honest

No. There's tons of often true negative stereotypes around CompSci and/or software people - the risible Valley douche, the stunted cubicle engineer, etc. - but they're literally building the future in all its glittering and heinous aspects, and there's a lot of, often very /fa/, people building other, better futures in opposition to them. For every Singularity cultist and blinkered Big Data stooge, there's some badass cypherpunk subverting them.

Okay, well, for every Singularity cultist there's a badass cypherpunk subverting them. For every blinkered Big Data stooge there's probably .2 cypherpunks, w/e. They're out there.

>>8517807

The irony is palpable

>>8517814
?

>>>/g/

>>8517664
hack

>>8517819
you said "programmers aren't tools" by acting like a massive fucking tool

>>8517977
But I'm not a programmer.

>>8518014
so then, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about? other than what you've seen in movies?

>>8517685
Lmao yes

>>8517664
Python by far

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>>8517664
tfw 18

Java, without a doubt.

F#

>>8518044
I know actual human beings?

>>8517664
I seriously hope OP got banned for posting this

I'd say elixir, but then some faggot will come along and bring up lambda calculus or some shit

>>>/reddit/

Go

I can't believe people are saying ruby. ruby is disgusting

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out of the scripting languages python is the best looking its entire design philosophy is to be good looking.

smh smh smh

>>8518228
What is the name of this program?